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Humorous & thought provoking stories to entertain and reduce stress 

Next Classified Deadline: FRIDAY Friday May June 20, 29, 4pm 

Printed & Published by The Fun Pape, 3107 Hwy 3, Creston BC V0B 1G1 

Phone 250-428-2828 Fax 250-428-2878 email: mail@funpape.com 

Our new office computer system was 

down as much as it was working. My 

co-worker Cathy decided to stay late 

one evening to catch up on the work 

that had accumulated. One her way 

home, a police officer stopped her for 

 

 

puter is up, then down...up, then down. 

 

 

griping and went to his car to prepare a 

citation. After what seemed an eternity, 

he returned with her license and registration. 

As he handed them to her, he 

 

 

NEED CHILDCARE? 

Quality homecare in a safe 

nurturing environment. 

Call Sandra 402-9917 

Classes Wed 7-‐8pm 

132-‐15th Ave. N 

Call Amanda for info 

250-‐977-‐5107 

Issue 14-27.28 

June 20 July 4/12 

Rummaging through her attic, Jill found 

an old shotgun. Unsure about how to 

dispose of it, she called her parents. 

 

mother suggested. Jill was about to 

 

 

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A hunter got lost in the woods. After 

wandering around the forest for three 

days, exhausted and starving, he finally 

spotted a forest ranger coming 

 

 

 

 

 

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FREE ESTIMATES FULLY INSURED 

Creston Number 

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FFS 

Mechanical Ltd. 

For all your Heating, 

Air Conditioning, and 

Refrigeration needs! 

Jason McLean 250-431-8577 

Rob Spenceley 250-431-8307 

VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL 

For ages 4 to11 EVERYONE WELCOME 

Mon July 9-Fri July 13 9am-noon 

at Creston Baptist Church 

250-428-7547 for more info 

GRAND OPENING 

Saturday June 23rd 9-5 

2931 Hwy 3 Erickson 

Come out and see all the new exciting 

changes. Sample homemade treats 

and try Dutch food. Enjoy a free coffee 

on our picturesque patio and see the 

 

Also a great time to sign up for your 

Family Cherry Tree Membership! 

Canyon 

Community 

Association 

73rd Annual 

July 1st 

Pancake 

Breakfast 

7am-11am 

at Canyon Park 

Proceeds go to 

Park Improvements 

Reminder: 

Overnight camping 

available at Canyon Park 

(48th & Samuelson Rd) 

-up 

Serving the 

Valley over 

30 years! 

Residential Curbside Pick-up 

3-40yd Containers 

NEW- 12yd Hook Lift Bins 

For All Your Garbage Needs 

Call Anytime 

250-428-9887 

To All Gardeners, 

Did you remember to plant something to 

show at the Fall Fair? Pick up your copy 

of the 2012 Fall Fair Book at 

the Chamber of Commerce, 

or one of the many 

stores in town, or 

online at: 

www.crestonvalleyfallfair.com

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(50¢ extra charge-if ad total less than $10) 

Businesses will need to purchase a 

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The publisher reserves right to accept or reject any ad 

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any liability, loss or risk incurred as a consequence 

of the use of this paper, either directly or 

indirectly, and accepts no responsibility for any 

damages arising from ad copy (classified or display), 

except for critical typographical errors which will 

receive a full refund. 

One Loonie + One Toonie 

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Legion Events 428-4252 

June 22-Friday Night Supper 6pm 

(Pork Tenderloin by Terry) 

June 23 Steak BBQ Advance Tickets only-still only $10 

June 26-Legion General Meeting 7pm 

June 30-Saturday Night Dance 

 

July 1-Pancake Breakfast 8:30am-noon $4 

Hall available for parties, 

weddings, etc. 

Catering available. 

1209 NW Blvd 250-402-6299 

INSURANCE CLAIMS 

Paint & Body Repairs 

 

Certified Technicians 

Free Estimates Safe Quality Repairs 

We Set Our Sights Higher! 

LETTER 

TILES: 

Unscramble 

the 

letter tiles 

to 

reveal a 

message. 

ANNOUNCEM ENTS 

Sale for Christ Church Roof Fund. Estate, china 

etc. Friday, July 6th, 10am-1pm, 422-7 Ave. N. 

Community Futures is your small business 

expert. Ask Erika how we can help. 

Call 250-254-1967. 35 

The British Are Coming! British Car Club 

visits Creston Museum, Wednesday, June 27, 

12:00-1:30. 27 

Gospel Music on the Air, Sunday Mornings 8:00 

to 10:00. CIDO 97.7FM or www.crestonradio.ca 

Your host Elvin Strand. 29 

West Creston Hall and/or grounds. Weddings, 

parties, meetings, reunions, etc. Full kitchen facilities. 

Phone Leona 250-402-6643 or 

www.westcreston.info 

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Rotacrest Seniors Hall: Dancing every Tues 

2-4pm, live music-everyone welcome, $5 at the 

door (Bob Holmes 428-8985). Coffee Break- 

Wed 10am. Crib-Wed 7pm. Pool-Tue, Wed, Fri, 

Sun 1pm (Keith Forseth 428-2255). Bridge-Mon 

7pm, Tue 9:45am, Wed 7pm, Thur 1pm, Sat 

1pm (Margaret Roy 428-5406). 

Hall rentals 428-7127. 

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Announcements ads are $3 for 12 words per 

issue (2 weeks) extra words 25 cents each. 

 

QUSTION: What does an alligator get 

on welfare? 

ANSWER: Gatorade 

QUESTION: What doe you get from a 

bee that has an udder? 

ANSWER: Milk and honey 

Greenway Construction 

 

 

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WORD SEARCH 

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ATHABASCA, BACK, CHURCHILL, 

COLUMBIA, COPPERMINE, 

DUBAWNT, FRASER, 

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OTTAWA, PEACE, RED, 

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of sources and are believed to be public domain. If 

you hold a copyright on any of these materials 

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Last Issue Answer: The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. 

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FUN PAPE 

The three fastest means of communication 

are: the telephone, the television, 

and...tell a woman. 

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For years I had been telling my friend 

Pete that he ate too much fast food, 

but he always denied it. One day he 

 

 

 

 

from Florida or Grandpa from Pizza 

 

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hospital, I saw families that did everything 

they could to cheer the youngsters 

up. I was not surprised , then, 

when the parents of one little girl sent 

her a bouquet of helium-filled balloons 

delivered by someone dressed up as 

Miss Piggy including snout mask, jewelry 

and outlandish outfit. A small boy 

stood in wide-eyed amazement as 

 

hall and delivered the balloons to the 

girl. When he couldn't contain his curiosity 

any longer, he edged into her 

 

 

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You can fool all of the people some of 

the time, and some of the people all of 

 

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All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing 

 

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Having moved from the city to experience 

a small-town atmosphere and the 

closeness neighbors develop, my husband 

and I were disappointed when 

our home was vandalized a couple of 

times. Then early one morning, I left 

the house to go for a walk and saw that 

my flowerpots were missing from the 

front steps. I was furious. Upon my 

return, I was delighted but puzzled to 

see my pots back in place. I later 

learned that the previous night, knowing 

we were to get frost, our neighbor 

had taken my pots into his heated garage 

along with his own. My faith in 

small-town kindness was restored. 

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NEXT DEADLINE: FRI JUNE 29 4pm 

_______________________________ 

WANTED 

Clean 

Fill. 

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Call Ed 


Criss Cross Puzzle 

Across: 

1.How ____ you? 

5.Finishes a salad. 

6.Note above D 

Answers on page 6 

Down: 

2.Brings in 

3.Insect bite 

4.Tranaction 

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Answer to Fallen Phrase: 

I have friends who say they dream in color. 

 

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(Each issue two weeks long) 

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email: ritap_cga@hotmail.ca 

Local 

& 

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Distance 

Moving 

Personal Taxes 

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Business Consulting 

Bookkeeping 

 

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or office or 

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Window Shades Phantom Screens 

 

 

Serving Creston Valley since 1984 

1518 NW Blvd 250-428-2426 

www.nufloorscreston.ca 

Res: 866-5760 

Ph: 428-6701 

House 

& Yard 

Maintenance 

Also 

Available 

Introductory Sale $3 Dozen 

at the farm #550-40St (just off Hwy 21) 

Our birds are uncaged, free 

range, Certified Organic feed. 


Tree Topping Limbing 

Dangerous Tree Removal 

Falling 

Mobile Chipping Available 

Free Estimates Fully Insured

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 1800 sq ft 

home on 4.74 level acres in 

Erickson. 330ft Highway 3 

frontage. Approx 2 acres in mixed 

fruit, lots of garden space. By 

appointment only. 

428-3578 or 428-2892. 

BU Y I T. 

SE L L I T. 

F IND I T. 

For 

Sale 

$489,000 

advertise 

somewhere 

428.2828 

Ask for Ed 

Licensed Automotive Technician 

Ticketed Tire Technicians Locally Owned 

Service Truck Farm Service Calcium Fill 

Most Major Brands Available 

250-428-2000 918 Pine St 

Turn East at the Grain Elevators 

Tony Mulder Jewellery & Gifts 

Quality & Service Since 1988 

The latest fashionable styles and 

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the piece you have been dreaming of. 

We Buy & Sell Gold & Silver 

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FUN PAPE 

Fallen Phrase answer pg3 

R E A L EST A T E & F O R R E N T 

A realty salesman had just closed his 

first deal, only to discover that the 

piece of land he had sold was com- 

 

 

 

 

 

man are you? Get out there and sell 

 

HOSPITAL TUCK SHOP 

Unique Handmade Gift Items 

Open Mon-‐Fri 9-‐3 

250-‐428-‐2286 ext 3127 

312-‐15th Ave. N. 

Hospital Main Entrance 

Call Rick and Will for 

ROOFING FURNITURE MOVING 

DUMP RUNS AND CLEAN UP 

Reasonable Rates Work Guaranteed 


WO, WW, SM & B 

Drop Off at Fun Pape 

WO=Waste Oil (veg or motor oil) 

(tight fitting containers please) 

WW=Waste Wood 

(nails OK but no drywall, plastic, 

insulation, or prunings) 

SM=Scrap Metal 

(sorry no white goods except Fisher & Paykel) 

B=Batteries (all) 

Call Ed 428-2828 2828 for more info 

For Rent: 2 bedroom, 2 bath, upper level 

suite, with private entrance and large covered 

deck (avail Aug 1st) $900/month, 

includes WiFi, Sat TV, W/D, dishwasher, 

and gas fireplace. 250-402-8641. 27 

For Rent: 2 bedroom apartment, $750/mth, 

util incl, free laundry & wifi, NS, NP. 

250-435-0442. crestonapt@yahoo.com 27 

For Rent: BRIGHT & SPACIOUS, newly 

renovated 1 bedroom basement suite in 

Creston, available July 1st. $650/month 

includes utilities, WiFi, W/D, and brand 

new fridge and stove. 250-402-8641. 27 

For Sale or Rent: Two bedroom house on 

100x50 lot, 416-8 Ave S. No basement. 

Good view to the west. $96,500, 

or rent $850/mth. 428-6187. 29 

For Rent: Free pasture available in exchange 

for riding your horses. 428-8833. 27 

Roommate Wanted: 3 bedroom home between 

Kitchener and Yahk, everything 

included, $400 mth. Available immediately. 

403-744-4097 or 403-200-2524. 27 

Looking for the perfect tenants? Couple in 

 

care of small acreages, in exchange for 

attractive lease agreements. Excellent local 

references available. Call Brent at 

250-402-3651 or Anita at 250-402-1103. 27 

For Rent: 3 bedroom house in Canyon, 2½ 

bath, fenced yard, $950/mth + utilities. 

Avail July 1st. 250-428-2440. 27 

For Rent: One bedroom apt in Boswell, 

private entrance, furnished, wireless & Sat, 

lakeview retreat! $360/mth or $190/week. 

Refs, NS. 250-223-8474. 27 

For Sale: 1300 sq ft, three bedroom, one 

bath, full basement house, on one level 

acre in Lister. Garage and chicken coop. 

$289,000. 428-9884. 29 

For Rent: House share in Boswell. Private 

entrance and bed, bath, sitting room, wireless 

& Sat, share kitchen. Very large 

rooms, refs, NS, $275. 250-223-8474. 27 

For Sale: 2 bedroom, 55+ condo. Living 

room, dining, kitchen, laundry, large storage 

area. $125,000. 

Call June 250-428-2032. 45 

Pasture for Rent: for cows and/or horses, 

East Arrow Creek. 250-402-9916 leave 

message. 29 

For Rent: 1 bedroom basement suite, $550/ 

mth. Non-smoker, no pets, utilities included. 

250-428-5762. 27 

For Rent: Mobile on acreage, $500 mth. 

1200 sq ft shop $400 mth. 866-5454. 31 

For Rent: Downtown, one bdrm apt in 

-$535. NP, NS. 

250-428-9995. 29 

For Sale: 3 bedroom home +1 in basement, 

with shop, + a 2nd mobile home, on 11.9 

acres with a creek. Approx 1 acre is grass/ 

garden/ fruit trees, and the rest is forested 

land. Located in Wynndel, great views, 

south/west exposure perfect for self sufficiency, 

solar and gardening. $309,900. 

250-866-5777. 27 

For Sale: 1997 14x68 manufactured 

home with just finished 12x16 addition. 3 

bedroom, one bath, W/D, FS, DW. 8x12 

shed. #1 Devonshire Meadows (strata) 

(724 Devon St). Larger lot (.14 acres). 

$159,000. 428-4593 or view at 

propertyguys.com ID#196766 49 

Classified ads are still just $3 for 12 words 

for 2 weeks. 

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Classified and display ads, as well as puzzles 

available online at: 

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(Each issue two weeks long)

Abraham wanted a new suit, so he 

bought a nice piece of cloth and then 

tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he 

visited looked at the cloth and measured 

Abraham, then told him the cloth 

was not enough to make a suit. Abraham 

was unhappy with this opinion 

and sought another tailor. This tailor 

measured Abraham, then measured 

the cloth, and then smiled and said, 

 

or trousers, a jacket and a vest, please 

 

After a week Abraham came to take 

 

wearing trousers made of the same 

 

could you make a full suit for me and 

trousers for your son, when the other 

 

 

 

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Each day when I would come home 

from work I would drop to my knees 

and ask my 4 year old son if he 

wanted to box. I wanted him to learn 

how to protect himself. We would spar 

around for a few minutes before supper. 

One day my wife and I took our 

son to get new shoes. The shoes 

salesman was friendly and allowed my 

son to try on several pairs of shoes 

before we decided on a particular pair 

that he liked. We asked if he wanted to 

 

The salesman, who was kneeling on 

the floor in front of our son, held the 

 

 

and punched him right in the nose. 

After grabbing our son we had to 

spend the next several minutes explaining 

why this happened. Luckily, 

our salesman also was a father of a 

4 year old. 

advertise 

somewhere 

428.2828 

Ask for Ed 

fix 

We 

computers 

E D A L 

COMPUTER CENTRE 

215-33 Ave. S. (Hwy 3) Erickson 


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Sudoku 

The rules of Sudoku are simple. 

Place a digit from 1 to 9 in each empty cell so 

every row, every column, and every 3 x 3 box 

contains the digits 1 to 9. Have Fun!!! 

Answer on page 9 







You can fax your ad with 

your credit card info to: 

250-428- 

Answer to Rebus Puzzle 

Long time no see. 

 

Man will occasionally stumble over the 

truth, but most of the time he will pick 

himself up and continue on. 

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Good Times DJ & Karaoke 

 

 

Vern Gorham-‐Owner/DJ 250-‐428-‐0305 

verngorham@telus.net www.goodtimesdjandkaraoke.ca 


Biffy in a Jiffy 

Portable Toilet & Shower 

Rental & Servicing 

RV & Boat Tank Pumping 

Septic Tank Pumping 

Call Paige 

428-4053 or 

Cell 428-6256 

Creston Valley Cruisers 

June 21, 6:30pm-Meet & Great at DQ 

June 23rd, 3pm-Potluck and pool party at 

 

bathing suits optional 

June 26, 7pm-Regular monthly meeting 

at Creston Library 

July 11, 6:30pm-Meet & Great at 

 

July 14, 8am-Mall parking lot;; Cruise to 

 

Show & Shine 

ERNIE OLFERT 


SITE 

DEVELOPMENT 

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ERICKSON 

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We now have 

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Come see us 

for all your 

tire needs. 

Free front end & brake inspections! 

Kerry Clark Licensed Mechanic 

30 years Experience Shop Rate $50hr 

Call for appointment 



Mon-Fri 9-5

A RR O W C R E E K 

C O NST RU C T I O N 

& R E N O VAT I O N 

Call Joe 

Ph 250-428-7274 

Cell 250-254-0274 

joe@arrowcreekconstruction.com 

Phone 250-866-5506 

Steve Cell 250-254-8677 

yourrenovator@hotmail.com 

Book Your Project Today! 

 

Roofing 

Phil Edwards 


Local number 

 

 

Service You Can Trust 

Senior Discount Available 

Rent-a-Hubby 

Husband (wife) not very handy? 

 

repair a husband (wife) would do. 

Also: Renovations, Roofing 

Installing Windows 

& Doors 

Decks & Patios 

Eavestrough Cleaning 

Dump Runs 

Call 428-5123 

Cell 402-9432 

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SIMPLY MAZING 

Rebus Puzzle 

A rebus is a picture representation 

of a name, word or phrase. 

The puzzle below portrays a common 

word or phrase. 

Can you guess what it is? 

(answer on pg 5) 

t i m e 

abde 

Math Square Answer 

2,9,6,3,4,1,8,5,7. 

Spotless Windows 

Window Cleaning Inside & Out 

Screen Repairs, Eavestrough Cleaning 

Free Estimates 402-‐6340 

Paw Prints Pet Grooming 

 

We Bring the Tender Care. 

Call for Appt 428-7232 

Valley View Baptist Church 

Jude 21 

SUNDAY 

 

Morning Worship 

 

WEDNESDAY 

 

Pastor Jeff Friesen 

234 36 Avenue N. 428-4861 

 

depressed that his doctor sent him to 

see a psychiatrist. Bill told the psychia- 

 

 

 

salvation. I want you to totally submerge 

yourself into your work. Now, 

 

 

 

I am a disc jockey and one night when 

I was at the controls, a record began to 

skip. Before I could react, the needle 

scraped across the entire song leaving 

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worst enemy. I grabbed the mike and 

 

one of you listeners at home just 

bumped your radio and made my re- 

-saving 

joke, I played another song. A few minutes 

later the switchboard operator 

came in to say that three people had 

called to apologize. 

 

Ted just finished his training session at 

 

little nervous being behind the register 

for the first time. His first customer or- 

 

 

McDonalds to each customer before 

 

dered a cheeseburger. This time, the 

manager approached Ted again, and 

 

tomer if they want fries with their order. 

At this point a man came in wearing a 

ski mask, approached Ted at the regis- 

 

me all the money you got in that regis- 

 

ager, thought to himself, and quickly 

 

 

 

 

there will always be one person who 

 

must be fired. 

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Answer to C riss C ross Puzzle: 

Across: 1.Are 5.Tosses 6.E flat 

Down: 2.Reaps 3.Sting 4.Deal 

ROOFING 

WOLFGANG 

STIEF 


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Just before he was to go on the air, a 

radio announcer grabbed a news-wire 

story about an Arab leader who had 

been assassinated. Realizing too late 

 

 

 

notification of the next of kin. 

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The new typist at our hospital saw one 

of our obstetricians coming toward her 

indignantly waving a report she had 

 

 

 

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A feisty 70-year-old woman had to call 

the electric company for a repairman. 

After a quick inspection, Al, the man 

from the power company found the 

problem and handed her a $70 bill for 

 

 

AL explained that his company had a 

minimum one-hour charge on every 

 

 

sponded, and she handed him a rake. 

Al spent the next 55 minutes in her 

yard bagging leaves. 

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I had just moved to an address between 

Sunrise Ave. and Sunset Blvd., 

 

and was explaining to a clerk where 

my home was located for billing pur- 

 

 

 

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The human tongue is only a few inches 

from the brain, but when you listen to 

some people talk, they seem miles 

apart. 

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A salesman dropped in to see a business 

customer. Not a soul was in the 

office except a big dog emptying waste 

baskets. The salesman stared at the 

animal, wondering if his imagination 

could be playing tricks. The dog looked 

 

 

 

going to tell your boss what a prize he 

 

 

 

 

 

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How big is Canada? 

Canada is approximately 9,984,670 sq 

km/ 3,855,103 sq mi., comprised of 6 

time zones. Over 8850 km/ 5500 miles 

wide, from Atlantic to Pacific coasts. 

Almost 30% larger than Australia. More 

than 3 times the size of India. More 

than 18 times the size of France. Almost 

20 times the size of Spain. Almost 

28 times the size of Germany. 

More than 33 times the size of Italy. 

Almost 37 times the size of New Zealand. 

Almost 41 times the size of the 

UK. More than 142 times the size of 

Ireland. 

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A graduate of our school had extolled 

the virtues and benefits of jogging as a 

way to reduce stress. She faithfully 

followed a strict running regimen as a 

student in our program. Thinking I 

might be able to reduce some of my 

own stress, I took her advice and 

started running. After a few months, I 

entered my first marathon. When the 

race times were posted, I was dismayed 

to discover that I wasn't as fast 

as I had hoped. However, I noted that 

my graduate friend had also run and 

had only been a few seconds faster. I 

 

behind as a seasoned veteran. I ran 

into my friend after not having seen her 

for some time. The reason for our 

close race times was apparent. She 

was eight months pregnant. 

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Helen and Amanda were discussing 

their busy schedules. Helen said, 

 

Every day I feel incredibly run down 

and tired. And yet, I see you looking as 

 

 

 

 

 

what time it is, and go back to sleep for 

 

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ple try picking up the wrong golf ball. 

-Jack Lemmon 

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get half the money that is spent studying 

them? 

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www.kootenaythai.com 

MarCare 

Kabin Keepers 

Specializing in 

Kootenay Lake Property 

Care & Maintenance 

References Available 

For more info 


marcarekk@gmail.com 

marcarekabinkeepers.com 

A naturally 

healthy choice 

for your dog! 

Ragged Ear 

Raw Pet Food 

Call Diane 


Nutritional Meal Replacement Shake Mix 

Proprietary Tri--Free 

Lactose- 

Fiber- 

 

 

Everyone Welcome Monday evenings 7pm 

2417 Goat River Rd S. or call 250-402-6236 

or email: duramaxx@hotmail.com 

for more info go to: www.softubcanada.com 

 

Lunch: 11:30am-2pm Mon-Fri 

Dinner: 4-9pm Every Night 

250-428-7779 Located at Hacienda Inn 

Free Internet 

Clean & Screened TOP SOIL 

$25/yd plus tax 

Delivered within town boundaries 

Under 8 yards delivery charge added 

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Also All Types of G ravel 

at Competitive Prices! 

428-1834 or 428-1729

Kepke Excavating 

 

 

NEW-Dump Box Trailer Rental 

 

 

 

 

 

Call Ron Kepke 

Ph 250-428-4306 Cell 250-428-1973 

Windows & Doors 

by MW MILLWORK LTD. 

Full Showroom at 1605 NW Blvd! 

Vinyl, Clad, Fiberglass Windows 

Pricing competitive with anyone! 

Garage Doors, Entry Doors, 

Shower Doors. 

Free Quotes 

Installation Available 

Call us at 250-402-6455 

Ron Hurry 

Master Goldsmith 

A new diamond or a 

colorful birthstone ring, 

just for you, or just for 

her, or just because! 

at Cresteramics 

1022 Canyon St 250-428-5538 

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A fellow stopped at a rural petrol station 

and, after filling his tank, he paid 

the bill and bought a soft drink. As he 

stood by his car, drinking his Pepsi, he 

noticed a couple of men working along 

the roadside. One man would dig a 

hole two or three feet deep, and then 

move on. The other man came along 

behind and filled the hole. While one 

was digging a new hole, the other was 

about 25 feet behind filling in the old. 

The men worked right past the fellow 

with the Pepsi and went on down the 

 

tossing the can in a recycle bin and 

heading down the road toward the 

 

 

 

 

 

ging a hole and the other fills it up. 

 

 

 

 

his shovel and wiping his brow. 

 

Rodney and Mike. I dig the hole, Rodney 

sticks in the tree and Mike here 

puts the dirt back. Now just because 

 

 

- 

A policeman pulled a female driver 

over and asked to see her license. After 

looking it over, he said to her, 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My sister has the courage, but not always 

the skills, to tackle any home repair 

project. For example, in her garage 

are pieces of a lawnmower she 

 

the day my other sister, Pam, and I 

found our sister attacking her vacuum 

 

 

when she saw us. Pam suggested, 

 

 

- 

Indecision is the key to flexibility. 

- 

A smile is a curve that helps to set 

things straight. 

- 

 

always see them, but you know they 

are always there. 

Professional Animal Care Canine, Feline, Bovine & Equine Health Care 

Creston 

Veterinary 

Hospital 

1605 Dogwood St 

250-‐428-‐9494 

Check us out on Facebook! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Call in the month of July to book a free 

nutritional consult. 

Sign up your cat or dog for the SlimFit Program 

and be entered on the Race Track to good 

health. 

The winner will be rewarded with a pet gift 

basket. 

We are here to help your pet 

with all its health management needs; 

from diet recommendations to weight loss tips. 

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WANTED 

Wanted: Small, working counter top fridge, 

cheap or free, for student. 428-3578. 27 

Wanted: Honda or Yamaha generator, boat rack 

for Chev long box, and ATV trailer. 428-9606. 27 

Wanted: 4.00x15 or 5.00x15 ribbed front tractor 

tires. 428-9521. 27 

Wanted: Bowflex tread-climber, must be reasonably 

priced. 250-428-7190. 27 

Wanted: 10ft aluminum V-hulled boat, no leaks. 

428-9884. 29 

Wanted: Wrought iron or wood railing. 

428-9514. 27 

Wanted: Pole pruning saw. 428-2360. 31 

Wanted: Clean fill wanted. 

Call Garth 428-1601. 31 

Wanted: Potato digger. 402-1927. 29 

Wanted: Needing ride to Penticton for July 10 

medical appointment, and return if available. Am 

flexible for earlier leave date. Will contribute for 

gas. 250-428-0764. 27 

Will pay cash for rock and gem collections. 

250-428-4020. 21 

Needed: for disabled low income senior, roadworthy 

car for out-of-town medical appointments. 

Donations please. 250-428-0764. 27 

Wanted: Will haul away your unwanted snow 

fence.428-2828. 29 

Will pay cash for good used rock saws or any 

lapidary equipment. 250-428-4020. 21 

Wanted: Old farm implements, rusty junk, yard 

art, vintage & antique furniture and collectibles. 

428-0614. 29 

Wanted: Will haul away your unwanted or nonworking 

treadmill. 428-2828. 27 

Wanted: 23in or larger flat screen computer 

monitor.428-2828. 29 

Wanted: Biodiesel processing equipment etc. 

(prefer small scale 5-20gal) Ed 428-2828. 9 

 

L345DT and Massey Ferguson MF 135 diesel. 

428-2828. 19 

Wanted: 410 shotgun, good cond. 428-2360. 49 

Wanted: New/used grey 

soffit, fascia and channel. 428-2828. 49 

Wanted: Plastic 45 gal drums, cheap or free, will 

pick up. 428-2828. 13 

Wanted: Chainsaws, any age, any make, or just 

parts, for future chainsaw museum. Donations 

are welcome. Non-profit venture by seniors. 

428-2360. kg 

Wanted: Lister diesel or China diesel engine, 

with or w/o generator. 428-2828. 37 

A 12 word classified ad is $3. 

Extra words 25¢ea. Per issue (2 weeks) 

 

You have not, because 

 

 

 

Page 9 

Math Square answers on pg. 6 

Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations. 

Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation. 

Remember order of operations; multiplication and 

division are done before addition and subtraction. 

Fun pape 

or funpape.com 

Sudoku Answer 

WANTED 

Will pick up unwanted/non-working solar collectors, 

wind generators, deep cycle/golf cart batteries, 

inverters, electric tractors etc-any condition. 

Ask for Ed 428-2828. 49 

Need Help 

Developing a Web Site? 

Call Carolyn 250-428-2919 

Email: marcarekk@gmail.com 

Creston Valley Senior Center 

PANCAKE BREAKFAST 

with ham, eggs, coffee and OJ, $5 

Sunday June 24th 

NEW HOURS:8am-‐12:30pm 

810 Canyon St. 


equals 



2009 Jazzy Select 

New batteries. Great Shape 

$2500 

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WH Excavating 

Will Heykamp 


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Excavating Dump Truck 

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advertise 

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Ask for Ed 

bookkeeping & payroll services 

Melanie Bright 

250.254.0434 

Visit our new location, 

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(in the Pharmasave Bldg) 

Let us worry about it! 


Dean Bala 

Mortgage Broker 

Producers West Financial 

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10 year fixed 3.93%* 

5 year variable 2.79%* 

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Rates subject to change. 

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LOWEST Shop 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 

$57.00/hr 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 

 

Shop 

over 

rate in town: 

Ron Peltzer 

Certified Stihl 

& Small Engine Mechanic 

Serving YOU proudly 

1238 NW Blvd. 

Ph: 250.428.1721 

You 

Have 

It! 

Are 

You 

Using 

It? 

Years 

Greater 

Creston 

Home Based 

Business 

Directory 

Fall & Winter 

2005 

17 years serving Creston & 

area! 

428-‐7700 

Naka Nutri SALE 

Nutri-‐Bone $24.99 

Nutri-‐C $19.99 

Nutri-‐Multi (men) 

$26.99 

Limited Stock-‐ only at Vital Health! 

127-‐10th 10th Ave. N across from Post Office 

Strawberries 

U 

Pick 

Call 

U 

We For 

Pick We 

Picking 

Pick 

Dates 


Just west of Erickson School 


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Burglars broke into a bank after hours 

and found one lone teller trying to balance 

his books. After forcing him to 

open the vault, they tied and gagged 

him. Quickly tossing all the cash into a 

duffel bag, they were about to leave 

when they heard the teller making 

noises through his gag. Curious, they 

loosened it and asked what he was 

 

 

- 

When I was visiting a friend who lived 

on the edge of a wilderness preserve, 

we drove along a rutted trail, and we 

saw a small creek ahead whose bridge 

 

 

build dams that cause the creek to 

flood. Forest rangers take down the 

 

As we got closer, we could see a large 

scoreboard posted by the bridge. It 

read: BEAVERS 3 RANGERS 0 

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Spider silk is an extremely strong material 

and its on-weight basis has been 

proven to be stronger than steel. Experts 

suggest that a pencil-thick strand 

of silk could stop a Boeing 747 in flight. 

Double Puzzle Answers 

Pacific Dogwood, Wild Rose 

Western Red Lily, Prairie Crocus, 

White Trillium, Blue Flag, Purple Violet 

 

Pitcher Plant 

 

Firewood For Sale 

Trimwood not Cordwood. While supply lasts. 

Stacked tight-one full cord! Delivered! 

Fir/Larch $250/cord White Wood $200/cord 


TRINITY USED TREASURES 

Thrift Shop 

Wednesdays 12:30-4:00pm 

Fridays 9:00am-noon 

at United Church on10th Ave.N (by Post Office) 

 

 

 

 

originated at the turn of the 20th century 

New York, where the newspaper 

boys called the daily newspapers, 

 

- 

Fun Pap, Fun Pappy, etc... 

Get in shape, 

read the Pape! 

It was a stifling hot day and a man 

fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. 

Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, 

and a woman rushed to help 

him. As she knelt down to loosen his 

collar, a man emerged from the crowd, 

 

 

The woman stood up and watched as 

 

pared to administer artificial respiration. 

At this point she tapped him on 

 

 

 

- 

My teenage daughter and I were in the 

yard playing with our new pet goat, 

who was exploring and nibbling everything 

in sight. We soon noticed that 

she ignored our lush green lawn and 

preferred to pick out harmful looking 

weeds and other non-nourishing tidbits. 

I commented to my daughter: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- 

 

other in a while, so they decided to 

meet for lunch. The talk naturally got 

around to their respective love lives. 

 

anyone special in her life. Heather, on 

the other hand, was beaming about the 

 

 

we went out to dinner, he said the four 

 

 

 

 

 

Budget Minded? 





For 

Sale 

$489,000 

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 1800 sq ft 

home on 4.74 level acres in 

Erickson. 330ft Highway 3 

frontage. Approx 2 acres in mixed 

fruit, lots of garden space. By 

appointment only. 

428-3578 or 428-2892.

A pig is a hog-but a hog is not a pig. 

 

Per hog-raising terminology, a pig is a 

baby hog less than ten weeks old. 

- 

If all the water in the atmosphere at 

any one time was to fall as rain, it 

 

to a depth of 1 inch. 

- 


 

Page 11 

The 605 ft tall Space Needle, in Seat- 

 

72 bolts, each 30feet long. The Space 

Needle sways approximately one inch 

for every 10 mph of wind. It was built to 

withstand a wind velocity of 200 miles 

per hour. 

- 

Felix Mendelssohn wrote his most fa- 

 

 

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Excavating & Bulldozing 

Concrete Block Retaining Walls 

Hiking/Walking Trail Construction 

Gravel Driveway Building & Repairs 

Call Linden at 

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Office 250-428-0086 

Double Puzzle-Unscramble each word. Then use the marked letters to solve 

the second puzzle. Answer on pg. 10 

Affordable Accounting Solutions 

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Fax 250-428-2067 

1005 Canyon St. 

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OVERHEAD DOOR 

Company of Creston 

Residential 

Commercial 

For ALL Repairs 

& Service Needs 

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Heating & Ventilation 

Full Range of Heat Pumps, 

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High Efficiency Wood Stoves & Stove Pipe 

Stainless Steel Railings 

Custom Made to Your Specs 

 

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We Build Quality 

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Call 250-428-3434 

 

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**************** 

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West Arrow Creek 

402-6083 

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Serving the Kootenays 

Acron Construction Creston BC 


MUCH MORE 

Than a Welding Shop! 

Come inside the STORE... 

We have everything from 

 

EXPANDED MARINE 

INVENTORY 

ATV Supplies 

Lawn Mowers & Trimmers 

Tillers & Chain Saws 

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Safety Clothing 

. 

 

we can get it! 

COMFORT 

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428-7464 

Page 12 

M ISC E L L A N E O US 

For Sale: Baby bunnies. 428-8811. 27 

For Sale: New 60in cleanout bucket, hydraulic 

tilt, Cat 320 quick change $3700. Older Cabana 

motorhome, 7.3 diesel, approx 24ft, $9500. 8ft 

Ford pickup box $450. Garden tractor with 

rototiller & blade $500. 250-402-0071. 27 

For Sale: Used wardrobe moving boxes w/ 

hangers, $10 ea. 428-2360. 27 

For Sale: 3 year Angus X bull. Quiet. Nice 

calves. $1500 obo. Must go. 250-866-5705. 27 

For Sale: Chesterfield & loveseat (green & 

brown) in color, like new condition (harder cushions) 

always covered, $350. Older 7in cast iron 

Beaver table saw, needs motor, $25. 428-9659. 27 

For Sale: Hardi 60 gal 3pt spray tank with pto 

pump $150. 500 gal split tank Tidy Weld fuel 

tank with steel stand $325. 

Canyon, call 250-223-8290. 27 

For Sale: Three Lady Di collector plates, $30 

each or all 3 for $75. View at Fun Pape office. 

250-428-2828. 29 

For Sale: 7ft chesterfield, imitation brown leather 

cushions, rustic wooden arms and framing. 3 

years old. Hardly ever used. $725. 250-428-9145. 

For Sale: 4 wheel handicap scooter lift w/ramp, 

$250. 428-0430. 27 

For Sale: Dining room table, 5ft x 3 1/2ft with 

2 leaves. Light wood color. Asking $75. 

428-2809. 27 

Painting and decorating. Plastering and concrete. 

Free estimates. $18 hr. 250-402-1036. 27 

For Sale: Pond goldfish $1-$3. 250-428-2553. 27 

Moving sale: La-Z-Boy sofa w/ 2 recliners $300. 

Walnut china cabinet $380. Technics electric 

organ w/ 2 keyboards and 8 foot pedals, $200. 4 

oak kitchen chairs $150. Several handmade dining 

and coffee tables, various prices. 

250-428-9833. 27 

For Sale: Solid copper handmade bull rings. 

428-2360. 27 

NEXT DEADLINE: FRIDAY JUNE 29 4pm 

Holiday Haven Restaurant 

Fully licenced 

Authentic Québec menu 

Soft ice cream 

Large patio now open 

Come try our new 

D & J Waldner 

CONSTRUCTION 

Dale 250-402 

402-8808 

Journeyman Carpenter 

 

Bobcat Service 

M ISC E L L A N E O US 

For Sale: Two new oars and oar locks $35. 

Backhoe $2500. Snap-on tools $650. 

250-402-6665. 29 

For Sale: 1983 26ft Searay Sunrunner, c/w 10hp 

4 stroke remote control kicker, and tandem trailer, 

$16,500 obo. 1978 Searay SRV flying bridge, c/ 

w tandem trailer, $8500 obo. 1978 18ft Surf, 

7½hp kicker and 70hp Yamaha, c/w single axle 

trailer, $7500 obo. 1979 Winnebago Brave Class 

A, 70,000km, 360 Dodge, new tires, needs battery, 

$4995 obo. 2002 Honda quad Fourtrax, 

2600km, 2wd, as new, $2995. 2001 Honda Accord, 

140,000km, new summer tires and winter 

tires on wheels, 2nd owner, $5995. Car dolly 

$500. Dining room suite, oak, 4 chairs, one leaf, 

pd $650 in 6/2009, now $325. Queen bedroom 

suite, white, new 6/2009 $2595+tax, now $1295, 

looks new. 428-9009 leave message or try 

250-426-1922. 27 

For Sale: Round smoke mirrored top, tan fabric 

sides, coffee table. Approx 2ft dia. Excellent 

cond, $50 obo. 428-2828. 29 

For Sale: 1½ft x 6ft granite river rock, bar or 

counter piece, $500 obo. 428-0430. 27 

For Sale: Wine making equipment and bottles. 

428-4216. 27 

For Sale: Costume jewelry. Necklaces, chains, 

bracelets, earrings, pins-lots to choose from. Reasonably 

priced. View at Fun Pape office. 

250-428-2828. 39 

everything 

must go by June 30, 2012. 

250-428-2350. 27 

For Sale: UKARMS Airsoft M16 assault rifle, 

$30, like new. Older large trampoline-free. Various 

kids bicycles-make an offer. 

Call or text 250-402-3176. 27 

For Sale: 36in LeClerc loom, w/bobbins, shutter, 

yarn winder. Perfect for small projects. 428-2247. 

For Sale: Room air conditioner. Weed trimmer. 

Wheelbarrow. Power washer. Heat lamp. Small 

TV. Small microwave. 250-866-5385. 27 

For Sale: Gently used wheelchair, commode and 

un-used air cast. 250-428-5703. 27 

Specials 

Monday-Spaghetti w/Meat Sauce $6.95 

Wednesday- 

Friday-Hamburger Steak $11.95 

Sunday-Fish & Chips 

with soup & dessert $10.99 

maple flavored menu 

Warm Atmosphere, Free Wireless Internet for our Customers 

tel: 250 424-5464 8430 Hwy 3/95 Across from the Weigh scales in Yahk 

Try the Best Quebec Poutine found in BC! (6 different kinds) 

 

 

F eel healthy, look healthy, 

B E healthy...naturally 

Emotion Code 

Reflexology 

C ranioSacral Therapy 

Lymphatic Drainage 

K veta A. Jasek 

Certified Emotion Code Practitioner 


840 Packing Shed Rd Wynndel 

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MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE 

For Sale: 2 sliding panel doors $100. Sears treadmill 

$100. Sears elliptical trainer $100. 866-5245. 

For Sale: Violin, small, very good condition, 

$100. 250-428-2041. 27 

For Sale: Factory made heavy duty 5ft snow 

plow, 3 pt hitch, excellent cond, $300. 428-7137. 

For Sale: Stone polishing drum, double size, incl 

some grit, $50. 428-2360. 27 

For Sale: Honda 100 outboard motor, 9.9hp, long 

shank, $850 firm. 250-866-5271. 27 

For Sale: Kirby vacuum cleaner, attachments, 

bags. $250 obo. 250-428-4946. 27 

For Sale: Electric toilet for cabin, used twice. 

$699 (new $1800). 1-250-424-5438. 29 

For Sale: Rage SC500 hitch mounted carrier, 

suitable for scooter etc. 428-8888. 27 

For Sale: John Deere 14hp riding lawn tractor 

$400. Snapper 8hp rototiller $400. Both have 

new belts and work great. 250-402-9818. 27 

For Sale: Self propelled lawn mower $75. Double 

sink $70. Counter tops $150. 250-428-5762. 

For Sale: U-Haul boxes (sm & med) $1 each. 

Baby gate 96 x 142 $60. Cozy pet bed, used 

once, paid $40, $25, excellent for small dog. 

428-8893. 29 

For Sale: 18 cu ft Kenmore refrigerator. Excellent 

condition. $300 obo. 428-9529. 27 

For Sale: Tools electric radial arm saw, mitre 

saw, table saw, planer, drill press, router & table, 

belt sander, and many other smaller power tools 

and hand tools. 250-428-9833. 27 

NEXT DEADLINE: FRIDAY JUNE 29 4pm 

 

 

 

under Canada added. M aple leaf missing. 

Antler changed. Button missing on uniform. 

Cuff added on sleeve. Toes on beaver added. 

Lines on stump missing. Belt changed. 

Shadow under moose added. Fireworks 

added above moose. Shirt added on beaver. 

Page 13 

G I V E A W A Y 

Giveaway: Two chest freezers, cabinet TV 

and record player/radio in Boswell. 

250-223-8474. 27 

Y A RD SA L ES 

SOLD! 

Estate Sale: Sat June 23, 8-4, 238 20 Ave.N. 

Dining room suite, bedroom suites, lg deep 

freeze, car, garden, household, misc. 27 

Downsizing Sale: Sat June 23, 9-2. Household, 

some tools, 2 generators, 2 screen 

doors, & Misc. 5145 Elsie-Holmes Rd, 

Wynndel. 27 

Moving Sale: Sat June 23rd, 9am-1pm, 

2109 Cedar St. Household, furniture, 3 

bedroom suites, W/D, 6x8 utility trailer, 

gas wood splitter. 27 

Yard sale: Sat June 23rd, 8am-4pm, 4925 

36th St, canyon. Quilter and sewer delightyou 

name prices. Money raised from this 

sale goes to Ithemba projectseducating 

the extremely poor in Africa. 27 

Yard Sale: Quality woodworking tools. To 

view call 250-428-2155 or attend open 

viewing & yard sale, Sat June 23rd, 8am- 

12noon, 715-12 Ave N. 27 

Deadlines-every second Friday 

New Fun Pape Hours: Tue-Fri 9-4 

Thanks for Making The Fun Pape 

 

Did you know 4000 

get distributed every two weeks? 

 

office, 3107 Hwy 3, Erickson 

 

funpape.com is online but without the 

 

 

 

waiting for your ad 

Call 428-2828 

The Tea House 

at 

Canyon Cedars 

Opening Sat June 30 

Open Saturdays & Sundays only 

11:30am-4:00pm 


A-1 ROOFING 

Asphalt & Metal Roofing 

Local References 

Available 

Free Estimates 

Call Dean 

428-5123 

Cell 402-9432 

CRYPTOGRAM 

Figure out the phrase. 

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26 

Last Issue Answer: The opinion of the intelligent is better 

than the certainty of the ignorant. 

Ken Brown 

Mobile & Shop Welding 

-Certified- 

All Repair Work 

Air-Arc 

Pressure Pipe 

Gas + Tig 

428-9901 

Ready-Mix Concrete 

Serving the Creston area since 2004 

Quality controlled to meet or exceed 

New Home Warranty Standards. 

 

Member of BC Ready Mix Concrete Assoc. 

Valleywide 

Concrete Products Ltd. 

1243 NW Blvd. (250) 402-6769 

 

Home Repair Welding 

Metal Fab Mechanical Repair 

 

Call Fred 250-428 

428-1499 

fredlfixit@hotmail.ca 

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250-254-0197

Glad Tidings 

Pentecostal 

Church 

invites children ages 5-11 for a 

summer mini camp called 

-Daniel's Courage in 

 

mornings Aug 7-10 and is free. 

For more info or to register call 

Gary or Debbie at 250-428-7418 

or email vbsbabylon@hotmail.ca 

Local 

Farm Fresh 

Naturally Raised 

Government Inspected 

Chicken 

READY NOW! 

Phone 428-7013 for details 

R&S Meyer Farm 

NEW 

summertime 

menu items, 

using lots more 

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goodies! 

Summer Hours 11-8 

Our lovely, quiet patio is open 

all day. Come meet your friends 

and enjoy home baked 

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Like us on FACEBOOK 

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Come and enjoy the power of the 

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Visit 

in scenic Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. 

. 

 

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Mon-Sat 9am-6pm Sun 10am-5pm 

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Full line furniture store featuring our La-ZBoy Comfort Studio 

VEHICLES and Related Goods 

For Sale: 1987 6 cyl Ford F150 4x4 flatdeck 

pickup, runs well, $1000. Evenings 428-5985. 27 

For Sale: 91 Ford E350 1 ton bus, 11 pass, 

wheelchair accessible, 149,000km, excellent 

cond, $4000 obo. 428-5516. 31 

For Sale: 1994 Camaro Z28, LT1 350 V8, 

88,000 original miles, leather, loaded. Fast, fun 

car, good mpg, reduced $5000 firm. 

250-428-4413. 27 

For Sale: 2 ton enclosed cargo trailer $3500 obo. 

1993 Chev 4x4, 6.5L diesel, std trans, exc cond, 

c/w camper, $6500 obo. 1993 Chev 4x4, 6.5L 

diesel, auto trans, $6500. 1995 Dodge ram 2500 

service van, $3900 firm. 1999 Olds Alero, mint 

cond, low miles, fully loaded, $4500. 2010 

pocket bike super bike crotch rocket, $1250 mint. 

2000 Honda Accord, 5 spd, fully loaded, sun 

roof, $5000. 250-402-1315. 27 

For Sale: Kawasaki racing dirt bike KX60, 2 

stroke, runs great, very powerful bike. c/w extra 

tires, chain. Asking $600 obo. 250-428-2041. 27 

For Sale: 30ft 2002 Gulfstream 5th wheel trailer, 

hard side, 12ft slide, winter pkg, queen bed, lots 

of storage, oak trim, $20,000. 2006 GMC 3/4 ton 

truck, 4x4, ext cab, short box, 6L gas, 

126,000km, $18,900. 250-402-6344. 27 

For Sale: 1973 Fiat Spyder, has new convertible 

top-not installed, body in good shape, runs, 

$2000 obo. 1977 Chrysler Newport, loaded, in 

good shape, $2000 obo, or both for $3500. 

250-402-9818. 27 

For Sale: 85 Blazer and 88 GMC pickup, both 

with 6.2L diesel, $1500 both. 250-223-8023. 27 

For Sale: 1999 Chevy Astro van, loaded, 

207,000km, $2300 obo. 428-3082. 27 

For Sale: Canoe/boat rack, over canopy, fits import 

pickup, $150. 254-1598. 29 

For Sale: John Deere 400 backhoe, excellent 

condition, tire chains, extra bucket & manuals, 

$9000. 250-223-8023. 27 

For Sale: 2006 GMC Canyon, ex cab, 2.8L, 5 

speed, A/C, 34mpg, 70,200km, $7500. 

428-4704. 27 

 

bimini, fish finder, radio, paddles, life jackets, 

down rigger, many extras. 2005 Mercury 115hp 

4 str., 100 hrs. 9.9 Honda kicker, electric start, 

4str. Karavan trailer, new rubber. All in excellent 

condition, ready to go, $14,800. 428-4544. 27 

 

VEHICLES and Related Goods 

For Sale: 5th wheel, 295TS, 2007 Everest, 3 

slides, washer & dryer, fireplace, like new 

$35,000 firm. 250-428-4772. or 250-428-6115. 

Creston BC 29 

For Sale: 2 horse tandem trailer, solid and tows 

well, $1000. Evenings 428-5985. 27 

For Sale: 1990 GMC truck, 4x4, loaded, black 

exterior, burgundy leather bucket seats, paint 4 

yrs old, new factory motor. Asking $5500 obo. 

250-428-3300. 27 

For Sale: 1995 Coleman tent trailer. 12ft base 

opens to 21ft. Fridge, 2 stoves (in & out), furnace, 

potty, outside shower, hot water tank. Sleeps 6-7. 

Very good condition. Asking $3300 obo. 

250-428-2041. 27 

For Sale: 1990 Chev 3/4 ton truck, ex cab, 

197,000km, 2WDR, 8ft box, cap with easy loading 

boat carrier, trailer pkg, $3200. 

250-402-6344. 27 

For Sale: Snow tires for Windstar on rims. Michelin 

Xice, 60% tread, $300 obo. 428-2041. 27 

For Sale: 2000 Buick Le Sabre Ltd, 127,000km, 

$5900. Mastercraft snowblower $290. 

428-0209. 27 

For Sale: 05 Smart Car, diesel, 64,000km, $7500 

obo. 98 Dodge 2500 pickup, diesel, 334,000km, 

$6000 obo. Call Kevin 250-421-9303. (Canyon 

BC) 29 

For Sale: 1992 Toyota P/U, extended cab, 4x4, 

5 spd, headache rack, $3200 obo. 428-7605. 31 

For Sale: 1981 Dodge Aires, 40,000km, excellent 

running condition, $1200 obo. Short canopy 

for small pickup, $30. 428-2999. 27 

For Sale: 1992 26ft Prowler travel trailer $8000. 

 

Suzuki LT 230 4 wheeler $1500. White antique 

bed, 50in w/mattress $100. Beige, hunter greenred-black 

couch & chair $300. Hide-a-bed, beige 

& brown $100. Noma electric snow blower $10. 

Boat fuel tanks, 5 gal & 10 gal. Children's kitchen 

center $75. Grant 250-428-6827. 27 

For Sale: School bus for shop or storage, warm & 

dry, $800. 254-1598. 29 

For Sale: 2005 Toyota matrix XR, loaded, 

179,000km, standard, Diamond undercoated 

when new. c/w Michelin snows on rims. 

$7900 obo. 250-428-8460. 27 

For Sale: 2007 8x10 tilt deck skidoo/quad trailer 

with hand winch and spare, $1400 obo. 

250-428-8460. 27 

For Sale: 2001 Ford F150, 160,000km, new 

tonneau cover, new summer and winter tires, 

$4950 firm. 

250-428-7779 Tony, leave message. 27 

For Sale: 8ft Edson camper, with jacks, ladder & 

roof rack for canoe, $500. 428-3512. 27 

For Sale: 2005 GMC Yukon Denali, excellent 

cond, 134,000km, asking $19,900. 250-428-0044 

or cell 250-254-8390. 27 

For Sale: Four Michelin LTX M/S tires, 

P265/70R17 113S, $650 obo. 428-8769. 29 

For Sale: 2006 Buick Alure, 79,000km, 4 door, 

fully loaded, security, sun roof, OnStar, excellent 

cond, $11,900 obo. 250-428-3528. 27kg 

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INSULATED CONCRETE FORMS 

Starting at $3.50 sq ft. 

Free delivery in Creston area. 

Valleywide 

Concrete Products Ltd. 

1243 NW Blvd. (250) 402-6769

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