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quite snowy and slick. The Rover, in 4 wheel<br />

high range for the entire trip, got me there<br />

safely. Of course, when I arrived in Augusta,<br />

the entire city was shut down. Another time, I<br />

drove nearly 4 hours to give a talk in Eastport,<br />

ME. That night, a major storm dumped a lot<br />

of snow on the ground. I was the guest in a<br />

B & B that morning, and the hostess made<br />

strong hints to her husband that “maybe we<br />

should put Jeff up tonight. It’s not safe to<br />

drive.” He looked out over his newspaper,<br />

saw my green Series II-A in his driveway and<br />

said, “Look what he’s driving. He’ll be fine.”<br />

So much for a free night’s stay. That drive took<br />

one hour longer than usual because of the<br />

deep snowfall.<br />

Decades ago, VW ran a television ad that<br />

showed boots crunching down new fallen<br />

snow. You saw a door open and a man get<br />

into an original Beetle. The voice-over asked<br />

“have you ever wondered how the man who<br />

drives the snowplow, gets to the snowplow?”<br />

Well, now you know – a Land Rover.<br />

_______<br />

________<br />

Jeremy Hackett runs a specialty clothing store<br />

in London. In the New York Times, he wrote<br />

of finding an “ancient, patched up Barbour<br />

jacket.” The Beaufort model “spoke of damp<br />

dogs sleeping on tartan coat linings in the<br />

back of battered Land Rovers, of point to<br />

points and Badminton Horse Trials, all things<br />

dear to an Englishman.” He pulled out his<br />

old Barbour “with its oily texture, brown<br />

corduroy collar and brass zipper as strong as<br />

a railway line” and decided that “I will wear<br />

my shabby Barbour the next time I go<br />

shopping on Sloane Street – but I think I’ll<br />

leave the green wellies in the Land Rover.”<br />

The Barbour coat, and its waxed-cotton<br />

cousins, requires some maintenance. It was<br />

the latest word in water repellency and<br />

warmth some decades ago and has certainly<br />

been surpassed since then. As long as you<br />

maintain it, it will always work, it will last and<br />

it will never become obsolete. As an iconic<br />

piece of clothing it ranks with Hunter<br />

Wellingtons. Many Land Rover enthusiasts<br />

find they gravitate to owning both items.<br />

This connection came to mind as once<br />

again the relentless production of goods<br />

entices us to “improve” every successful<br />

product. Marketers want to believe that all of<br />

us live in breathless anticipation of the next<br />

awesome product. They may be wrong.<br />

If you’re a runner you have undoubtedly<br />

experienced the frustration of your favorite<br />

pair of running shoes being out of production<br />

when you go for a replacement pair. Are you<br />

listening to me, New Balance? Are you listening<br />

to me, Land Rover?<br />

There’s no denying that the Range Rover<br />

Sport and the LR 3 have been hugely<br />

successful for Land Rover in the US market.<br />

Along with the revamped LR 2 and the Range<br />

Rover, these models have propelled Land<br />

Rover into sales record territory, but at what<br />

cost? It’s unlikely that the Discovery Series I<br />

owner, looking to replace his/her 5-speed,<br />

3.9 liter V-8, with a manual transmission,<br />

shade tree mechanic-friendly engine, and<br />

separate chassis will find comfort in the new<br />

Land Rover selections. In fact, he’s out of<br />

luck. The Range Rover Classic, Defender<br />

90/110, and Series Land Rover owners have<br />

also been left in the dust. What replaces those<br />

vehicles is…nothing.<br />

That’s when the enthusiast has an option<br />

not available to most consumers. Land Rover<br />

recognizes the unusually high connection its<br />

owners make with their vehicles. Unlike most<br />

manufacturers, Land Rover actually supports<br />

older vehicles with an extensive parts<br />

network. You can keep your classic Land<br />

Rover operating as a daily driver, a work or<br />

recreational vehicle.<br />

_______<br />

________<br />

In case you hadn’t noticed, there’s a<br />

presidential election coming up in 2008.<br />

Every possible form of media, from<br />

newspapers and television to web pages, text<br />

messaging, podcasting and online events, has<br />

tried to get your attention. In 1964, Land<br />

Rover provided a new medium, the 109”<br />

Station Wagon. Jaime Kitman, in a great<br />

article in Automobile (November 1996),<br />

wrote of his father’s quixotic quest for the<br />

Republican nomination for President. Jamie<br />

was in second grade when his father,<br />

newspaper columnist Marvin Kitman, put his<br />

name into the New Hampshire primary.<br />

Looking for business support Kitman enlisted<br />

the help of the Rover Motor Company, which<br />

provided him with a 109” SW. Rover officials<br />

in New York said “We are surely proud to<br />

have a Land Rover be the official vehicle from<br />

which you will stand for office. It has been<br />

used for varied purposes – honorable and<br />

otherwise – but never, to our knowledge, has<br />

a candidate for office made use of its great<br />

go-anywhere features to carry his campaign<br />

to the people. Great good luck to you, sir.”<br />

Land Rover and Kitman ran a print ad<br />

extolling the virtues of a Land Rover as a<br />

campaign car. Quoting Kitman, that ad says<br />

“in my line of work, as a Republican<br />

presidential candidate, the campaign car is a<br />

key to success… what I like best about my<br />

Land Rover is that it goes anywhere. In New<br />

Hampshire, it took me right up to the ski<br />

slopes, solving one of my most vexing<br />

problems as a politician. I don’t like to shake<br />

hands. My Land Rover made it possible<br />

for me to park next to the ski tows and<br />

personally wave to 3,000 voters as they went<br />

by – none the wiser. If you are planning to run<br />

for President, or even Prime Minister, I would<br />

like to call your attention to the virtues of the<br />

Land Rover as the perfect campaign vehicle.”<br />

What Jaime Kitman remembers about the<br />

car was that he got to play in the “way, way<br />

back” of a “slow and rough riding vehicle.<br />

Optional Kodiak heater notwithstanding,<br />

I also remember it as quite chilly. But I<br />

remember it mostly as deeply, undeniably<br />

cool. That’s why I spent the next 30 years<br />

pestering my old man to buy one… if he<br />

hadn’t run for President, I might never<br />

have been introduced to Land Rovers, and I<br />

wouldn’t have my current vehicle of choice, a<br />

1995 Defender 90 SW.”<br />

So when a presidential aspirant contacts<br />

you, ask him/her the marque of their<br />

campaign car. It will tell you more about the<br />

candidate than any platform statement or<br />

webcast. Anyone with a Land Rover would get<br />

my vote.<br />

_______ ________<br />

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