1 OCT 2006 - Nightwire Magazine

When Girls
DRINKToo
Much ...
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead
and wiggling our butt while yelling “WOO-
HOO!” is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We’ve suddenly decided that we want to kick
someone’s ass and honestly believe we could do
it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now
look more like a homeless hooker than the
goddess we were just four hours ago.
5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that
we love them soooo much.
6. We get extremely excited and jump up and
down every time a new song plays because “Oh
my God! Oh my God! I LOVE this song!”
7. We’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek
sitting next to us.
8. We’ve suddenly take up smoking and are really
good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated
us by giving us just lemonade - but that’s just
because we can no longer taste the gin.
10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels
strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when
we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe
it’s their fault that we’re having problems
walking straight.
Share this with
all the women you
know who like to
have fun!
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30 OCT 2006
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