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Ron Hurry Master Goldsmith Great Selection of SILVER jewelry as well as GOLD jewelry. Come and see! 1022 Canyon St 250-428-5538 Beadazzled LAPIDARY SUPPLIES, PROSPECTING & GOLD MINING EQUIPMENT AUTHORIZED DEALER: Fisher Metal Detectors Garrett Metal Detectors Keene Mining Equipment Desert Fox Mining Equipment Estwing Prospector Hammers Lortone Lapidary Equipment Diamond Pacific Graves Lapidary Equipment Inland Covington Equipment Cab King We buy and sell used lapidary equipment and collections www.beadazzled.ca 1217 Canyon Street 250-428-4020 ESTATE AUCTION Saturday, March 16 Rotacrest Hall, Rec Centre Consignments accepted until March 8th SNOPEK AUCTION 250-428-4277 Vendors wanted Introduce NEW products / services Meet customers Make sales Move product 2000+ attendees in 2 days! Home and Garden Trade Show April 12+13 / Call 250.428.4342 Page 8 Coming Clean A man from New York City vacationed several times in the state of Maine. He liked it so well up there that he sold out in New York and bought a home in Maine to live there for the rest of his life. He liked the honest lifestyle and the clean air. His neighbor he noticed raised rabbits for a living. The man had several dozen hutches full of rabbits. One day shortly after the move to the new home the former New Yorker looked out his window in time to see his dog carrying a rabbit in his mouth. Horrified, he ran out to save the rabbit, only to find out it was too late. Mortified and embarrassed, he went to the neighbor with the dead bunny. The neighbor was very nice about the incident and told him not to worry about it. Sometime later the rabbit man needed to go on a visit to see his son in a distant state for two weeks. The New Yorker, hearing about this, thought he could redeem himself, and volunteered to clean and feed and water the rabbits for the man. The two weeks went without incident until about an hour before the neighbor was to return home. The dog again was trotting across the yard with a rabbit in his mouth. The New Yorker ran out again to save the poor animal, but it was too late! cont on page 11 FACING JOINT ISSUES? Clinically Proven Multi-Patented Drink Builds Cartilage ♦ Increases Collagen Tightens Sagging Skin ♦ Strengthens Bones Lubricates Joints ♦ Increases Mobility & Energy NEW IN CANADA 250-428-8985 Kveta’s Natural Healing Centre Feel healthy, look healthy, BE healthy...naturally Emotion Code Reflexology CranioSacral Therapy Lymphatic Drainage Access Consciousness Bars Kveta A. Jasek Certified Emotion Code Practitioner 250-866-5677 840 Packing Shed Rd Wynndel natural@kvetas-healing.com Double Puzzle Answers My parents were flying to Ontario from Florida to visit us. It seemed the majority of the passengers on the flight were grandparents on similar missions, many flying for the first time. My folks had seats by the window and noticed an elderly lady across the aisle periodically turn and glare at them. Two hours into the trip, at an altitude of 30,000 feet, the lady seemed unable to control herself any longer. She leaned across the aisle and snapped at my parents: “I can feel a draft. Have you got your window open?” —————————————————- The choir had just come out of rehearsal. “Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home?” Mr. Haband asked a fellow choir member, Mrs. Gray. “Yes, I sing a lot. I use my voice just to kill time.” said Mrs. Gray. Mr. Haband nodded, “You certainly have a fine weapon.” —————————————————- NEXT DEADLINE: FRI FEB 22, 4PM ♦♦♦♦FIREWOOD SALES♦♦♦♦ Mixed: Fir/Larch/Pine Split & Delivered $165 Full Cord 250-428 428-6025
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as being one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of his community, and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over. The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact, had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his wife. Page 9 So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him. But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden, “Gosh, I’d like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place. —————————————————- If a shepherd takes care of sheep, why doesn’t a coward take care of cows? —————————————————- I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying “Ain’t that the truth.” -Quincy Jones —————————————————- Remember, laughter is contagious…..so be a carrier! —————————————————- NEXT DEADLINE: FRI FEB 22,4PM Double Puzzle-Unscramble each word. Then use the marked letters to solve the second puzzle. Answer on pg. 8 Need someone to check on your home while you’re away? ♦Added security against unexpected problems. ♦Short or long term. Call Moe 250-428-0775 HOME SERVICES Providing Security and Peace of Mind “More Byte for Less Bite” Ian Richardson Computer Repair & Sales 609A 33 Ave. S. Erickson (opposite old drive-in theatre) 250-402-9546 or 250-428-7417 Certified PC Technician ● Virus Removal Computer & Laptop Repairs General Maintenance & Cleanup New Laptop & Tower Sales, Lots More! “You Crash, I Dash” Legion Events 428-4252 Feb 15-Friday Night Supper 6pm by Terry (Roast Beef) Feb 16-Valentine Darts Shoot Feb 23-Cabin Fever BBQ 1st BBQ of the season $10-buy your tickets early Feb 26-Legion General Meeting 7pm Feb 26, 27, 28-Meat Pies available from Ladies Auxiliary Mar 2-Saturday Night Dance Music by C.D. Sounds Mar 3-Pancake Breakfast 8:30am-noon Still only $4 person Mar 9-Saturday Night Dance Music by Bryan Ferguson PAUL’S INSTALLATIONS Heating & Ventilation Full Range of Heat Pumps, Air Conditioners & Ductless Heating Systems High Efficiency Wood Stoves & Stove Pipe Prompt, same day service…. unlike out-of-towners. “I’ll Beat Any Price With Superior Equipment” 250-866-5247 250-402-8957 Rent-a-Hubby Husband (wife) not very handy? Not there? We’ll do any household repair a husband (wife) would do. Also: Renovations, Roofing Installing Windows & Doors Decks & Patios Eavestrough Cleaning Dump Runs Call 428-5123 Cell 402-9432 Affordable Accounting Solutions It’s Tax Time again. Make sure you drop in at our new location 137-10th Ave. N. Ph 250-402-6277 Fax 250-428-2067 denne@denneahlefeldcga.ca Starting a small business? Community Futures offers business loans, business planning and management workshops/ counseling and referrals to other organizations offering self employment assistance. Contact our Creston Business Facilitator at 250-254-1967 creston@futures.bc.ca www.futures.bc.ca
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