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Units Available - The Fun Pape! Units Available - The Fun Pape!
Rita M. Patstone Certified General Acct Ph: 250-428-2662 Cell: 250-254-2646 email: ritap_cga@hotmail.ca Personal Taxes Corporate Taxes Business Consulting Bookkeeping ———————– Your home or office or my office in West Creston Ray’s Garbage Pick-up Serving the Valley over 30 years! Residential Curbside Pick-up 3-40yd Containers NEW- 12yd Hook Lift Bins For All Your Garbage Needs Call Anytime 250-428-9887 Page 6 SIMPLY MAZING Rebus Puzzle A rebus is a picture representation of a name, word or phrase. The puzzle below portrays a common word or phrase. Can you guess what it is? (answer on pg 5) M VIE Answer to Criss Cross Puzzle: After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. -Italian proverb —————————————————- There were no injuries in the minor car accident my mother-in-law was involved in, but the police went to the scene to make a report. My mother-inlaw was surprised when they informed her she was at fault. She decided to contest this and go to court. On the appointed day, she marched before the judge when her name was called. He looked down at her and asked if she was represented by legal counsel. She drew herself up to her full five feet. “I don’t need a lawyer,” she declared. “I intend to tell the truth.” She won. —————————————————- Our first three babies, all girls, each weighed about seven pounds at birth. When our fourth arrived, he was much larger. After delivery, the medical team began testing and measuring my new son. The last reading came from a nurse, who seemed impressed as she read, “Weight, nine pounds, eight ounces.” My husband, Morris, a CPA in corporate finance, who’d been quiet up to this point, could contain himself no longer. “How about that!” Morris exclaimed happily. “It’s 36.5% more baby!” —————————————————- NEXT DEADLINE: FRI FEB 22, 4PM Answer to Math Square Puzzle: Need to advertise? Short on Funds? This size Display ad... One Issue $22+HST Two Issues $36+HST (Each issue two weeks long) Firewood-Dry, Cut & Split Mountain Park Resort 4020 Hwy 3 250-428-2954 Hay $4 Bale ROOFING WOLFGANG STIEF 250-431-8692 Free Estimates Treasures Upholstery Shoppe Serving the Kootenays with quality workmanship. For more about us please visit our website www.upholsterytreasures.com email: treasuresupholstery@shaw.ca or call us at 250-428-5593 1405 Alder Street, Creston 3/4 Crush Gravel Bedding Sand Top Soil Competitive Prices! 428-1834 or 428-1729
WANTED Wanted: White pedestal sink or small bathroom vanity (18in deep). Also wanted-framed mirror, approx 24in high, reasonably priced, good cond. 250-428-3578. 11 Wanted: Daniel Steele novels, will exchange, Linde at 428-2593. 9 Wanted: Cider press. 1-406-293-3530. 11 Wanted: 17in rims for 2008 Dodge 3500 (not duals). 402-6069. 11 Wanted: Used Broda wheelchair. 428-3902. 9 Wanted: Will haul away any parts from or complete old wood stoves. 428-2360. 13 Wanted: Wheels for 2002 Grand Vitara. 428-3311. 9 Wanted: Telus satellite receiver in good working condition. 428-4397 or weezeee@telus.net 11 Wanted: Outdoor wood fired boiler system. Also wanted, large propane tank or air receiver, 250-500 gal. 250-428-1484. 13 Wanted: Good, liveable double wide mobile home, to be moved, cheap. 428-4397 or weezeee@telus.net 11 Wanted: Foldable playpen and 3-in-1 crib, both must be in very good condition. 250-428-4593. 9 Wanted: 3 pt hitch orchard mower. 428-2828. 11 Wanted: Free standing pantry or wardrobe, heavy duty. 428-2828. 5 Wanted: Omega VERT350 juicer. 428-2828. 1.2 Wanted: 410 shotgun, good cond. 428-2360. 1 Wanted: Cheap 80’s-90’s diesel car or truck for WVO/WMO experiment. 428-2828. Wanted: Chainsaws, any age, any make, or just parts, for future chainsaw museum. Donations are welcome. Non-profit venture by seniors. 428-2360. kg Wanted: Berkey water filter. 428-2828. 39 Will pick up unwanted/non-working solar collectors, wind generators, deep cycle/golf cart batteries, inverters, electric tractors etc-any condition. Ask for Ed 428-2828. 49 A 12 word classified ad is $3. Extra words 25¢ea. Per issue (2 weeks) ——————————————————— Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. –Woody Allen —————————————————- You have not, because no one knows you’re looking for it. Try a “Wanted ad” today! ————————————————— Fun pape Sudoku Answer Page 7 Math Square answers on pg. 6 Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations. Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation. Remember order of operations; multiplication and division are done before addition and subtraction. You can fax your ad with your credit card info to: 250-428-2878 ….anytime Kepke Excavating ♦Water, Sewer and Power Lines ♦Dump Box Trailer ♦Retaining Walls ♦Landscaping ♦Stump Removal ♦Top Soil ♦Manure Call Ron Kepke Ph 250-428-4306 Cell 250-428-1973 Windows & Doors by MW MILLWORK LTD. Full Showroom at 1605 NW Blvd! Vinyl, Clad, Fiberglass Windows Pricing competitive with anyone! Garage Doors, Entry Doors, Shower Doors. Free Quotes Installation Available Call us at 250-402-6455 or funpape.com Good Times DJ & Karaoke High Energy DJ! ♫ Huge Music Library Creator of “Creston’s Best Singer” Contest Vern Gorham-Owner/DJ 250-428-0305 verngorham@telus.net www.goodtimesdjandkaraoke.ca
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WANTED<br />
Wanted: White pedestal sink or small bathroom<br />
vanity (18in deep). Also wanted-framed mirror,<br />
approx 24in high, reasonably priced, good cond.<br />
250-428-3578. 11<br />
Wanted: Daniel Steele novels, will exchange,<br />
Linde at 428-2593. 9<br />
Wanted: Cider press. 1-406-293-3530. 11<br />
Wanted: 17in rims for 2008 Dodge 3500 (not<br />
duals). 402-6069. 11<br />
Wanted: Used Broda wheelchair. 428-3902. 9<br />
Wanted: Will haul away any parts from or complete<br />
old wood stoves. 428-2360. 13<br />
Wanted: Wheels for 2002 Grand Vitara.<br />
428-3311. 9<br />
Wanted: Telus satellite receiver in good working<br />
condition. 428-4397 or weezeee@telus.net 11<br />
Wanted: Outdoor wood fired boiler system. Also<br />
wanted, large propane tank or air receiver,<br />
250-500 gal. 250-428-1484. 13<br />
Wanted: Good, liveable double wide mobile<br />
home, to be moved, cheap. 428-4397 or<br />
weezeee@telus.net 11<br />
Wanted: Foldable playpen and 3-in-1 crib, both<br />
must be in very good condition. 250-428-4593. 9<br />
Wanted: 3 pt hitch orchard mower. 428-2828. 11<br />
Wanted: Free standing pantry or wardrobe, heavy<br />
duty. 428-2828. 5<br />
Wanted: Omega VERT350 juicer. 428-2828. 1.2<br />
Wanted: 410 shotgun, good cond. 428-2360. 1<br />
Wanted: Cheap 80’s-90’s diesel car or truck for<br />
WVO/WMO experiment. 428-2828.<br />
Wanted: Chainsaws, any age, any make, or just<br />
parts, for future chainsaw museum. Donations<br />
are welcome. Non-profit venture by seniors.<br />
428-2360. kg<br />
Wanted: Berkey water filter. 428-2828. 39<br />
Will pick up unwanted/non-working solar collectors,<br />
wind generators, deep cycle/golf cart batteries,<br />
inverters, electric tractors etc-any condition.<br />
Ask for Ed 428-2828. 49<br />
A 12 word classified ad is $3.<br />
Extra words 25¢ea. Per issue (2 weeks)<br />
———————————————————<br />
Another good thing about being poor is<br />
that when you are seventy your children<br />
will not have declared you legally<br />
insane in order to gain control of your<br />
estate. –Woody Allen<br />
—————————————————-<br />
You have not, because<br />
no one knows you’re looking for<br />
it. Try a “Wanted ad” today!<br />
—————————————————<br />
<strong>Fun</strong> pape<br />
Sudoku Answer<br />
Page 7<br />
Math Square answers on pg. 6<br />
Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.<br />
Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation.<br />
Remember order of operations; multiplication and<br />
division are done before addition and subtraction.<br />
You can fax your ad with<br />
your credit card info to:<br />
250-428-2878 ….anytime<br />
Kepke Excavating<br />
♦Water, Sewer and Power Lines<br />
♦Dump Box Trailer<br />
♦Retaining Walls<br />
♦Landscaping<br />
♦Stump Removal<br />
♦Top Soil<br />
♦Manure<br />
Call Ron Kepke<br />
Ph 250-428-4306 Cell 250-428-1973<br />
Windows & Doors<br />
by MW MILLWORK LTD.<br />
Full Showroom at 1605 NW Blvd!<br />
Vinyl, Clad, Fiberglass Windows<br />
Pricing competitive with anyone!<br />
Garage Doors, Entry Doors,<br />
Shower Doors.<br />
Free Quotes<br />
Installation <strong>Available</strong><br />
Call us at 250-402-6455<br />
or funpape.com<br />
Good Times DJ & Karaoke<br />
High Energy DJ! ♫ Huge Music Library<br />
Creator of “Creston’s Best Singer” Contest<br />
Vern Gorham-Owner/DJ 250-428-0305<br />
verngorham@telus.net www.goodtimesdjandkaraoke.ca
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