Roto Exclusive : Guest Contributions and Featured Articles
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“At our farm!” he exclaims.<br />
“Farm?” I ask curiously.<br />
“Yes! Our farm!”<br />
He sits back <strong>and</strong> crosses his arms over his concave, hairless chest.<br />
“We know we may have to lose money when the new CBA comes. This is sad to me <strong>and</strong> to my brother<br />
Henrik too. We won’t let it stop us though - from being rich I mean. From being rich <strong>and</strong> living like kings,<br />
but not showing it because that’s how we do. So we came up with a plan.”<br />
Daniel, at this point, has lit up like an Amsterdam customer.<br />
“We invested our money into a stor (stor is the Swedish word for “big”) carrot farm! We love carrots. I<br />
think, <strong>and</strong> my brother Henrik thinks, that all the people in the world will always eat carrots. It feels very<br />
safe to us, <strong>and</strong> so we invested money, along with our good friend, Ryan Kesler, into very nice carrot<br />
farms in California!” Daniel pounds his fist into the massively thick wooden table we sit at <strong>and</strong> stares at<br />
me in a sort of defiant “we did it” type gaze. At this point I feel like I’ve lost an argument to my younger<br />
sister over something she doesn’t even underst<strong>and</strong>.<br />
“You did this with Ryan Kesler?” I ask.<br />
“Yes. Our teammate, Ryan Kesler. Since he didn’t want to share so many<br />
goals with me last year, we thought it would be nice to learn sharing <strong>and</strong><br />
have his money, my money <strong>and</strong> my brother Henrik’s money invested all<br />
in one place!”<br />
Daniel puts his h<strong>and</strong>s to his temples <strong>and</strong> makes a low gurgling sound.<br />
“Daniel?” I ask.<br />
“Yeesss?” Daniel hisses through gritted teeth.<br />
“Are you O.K.?”<br />
At this point, Daniel st<strong>and</strong>s up, shakes his head slightly <strong>and</strong> shuffles off to the kitchen muttering<br />
something about a headache. Realizing I wasn’t about to get any more from Daniel today, if ever, I figure<br />
that the best way to continue would be to find Ryan Kesler <strong>and</strong> talk a bit with him about his business<br />
endeavours, relationship with the carrot-farming twins <strong>and</strong> how he’s spent his summer.<br />
So I’m in California. And I’m on a beach. Not really what I expected, but I guess Ryan Kesler did just have<br />
surgery – again.<br />
“Hi, Ryan Kesler.”<br />
“Hi,” Ryan grins, lying on a giant towel depicting Jesus taking a wrist shot on Dan Cloutier from center<br />
ice. His body is taut, <strong>and</strong> glistens from a half-bottle of Coppertone tanning lotion that lies, cap open,<br />
beside him.<br />
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