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JOKES<br />

Santa : I have recently changed my job. I have thous<strong>and</strong> people working under me.<br />

Banta : That’s a great news. By the way where are you working?<br />

Santa : I am working on the <strong>to</strong>p floor of the 100 s<strong>to</strong>ried building.<br />

*****<br />

Judge : Why did you loot the same shop again <strong>and</strong> again?<br />

Thief : Sir, B’coz “Thank you, visit again” was written on it.<br />

*****<br />

Father : What did you learn in school <strong>to</strong>day ?<br />

Son : How <strong>to</strong> write<br />

Father : What did you write ?<br />

Son : I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how <strong>to</strong> read!<br />

*****<br />

Ekamvir Singh,<br />

Class- VII<br />

S/o Comdt HP Singh<br />

RHQ (A&N), Port Blair<br />

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