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3- The Bell December 2005<br />

We meander towards lunch<br />

after a morning of classes, reaching the<br />

Union with 12 minutes to spare before<br />

our duties commence. After flirting<br />

with the usual ladies, we check the<br />

clock and come to the abrupt conclusion<br />

that it is time to GET DOWN WIT<br />

DA GNASTY. But really, it is time<br />

for the legend, the lifestyle, the Dish<br />

Crew. Traversing the gauntlet of human<br />

bodies trying to distract us from our final<br />

destination, we ascend the stairs. In the<br />

dining hall we each dish out piles of<br />

meager portions. But the food is delish.<br />

Anyway. We roam back<br />

downstairs to our dining area, the Union,<br />

and get our grub on. The underclass dish<br />

crew members await the legendary call<br />

for ice cream. This request, made by<br />

one of the inspectors, usually comes in<br />

a very casual remark to another member<br />

of crew such as, “I could go for some<br />

ice cream right now,” or “I wonder if<br />

it’s going to be Garret or Chapman who<br />

gets the ice cream today.” The way<br />

in which this tedious and burdensome<br />

deed is given to someone is through<br />

the sacred process known as the “nose<br />

game.” But folks, this is no game. This<br />

simple action of placing one’s index<br />

finger on his nose could very well decide<br />

the fate of any one man. Lacking this<br />

essential skill on dish crew could lead<br />

to daily humiliation and taunting, not<br />

to mention many trips to get ice cream.<br />

After ice cream has been<br />

retrieved by a member of dish crew, this<br />

delectable delicacy is then thrown by a<br />

designated thrower to each member of<br />

<strong>Suffield</strong> <strong>Academy</strong> kicked<br />

off its Friday night movie program<br />

by showing Hotel Rwanda, hosted<br />

by Amnesty International. Groups<br />

and a class will show movies hosted<br />

by various clubs and groups around<br />

campus every B week Friday night. By<br />

showing these movies, clubs such as<br />

Amnesty International and MCA are<br />

able to initiate discussion among the<br />

community about important and relevant<br />

issues. In line with this year’s school<br />

theme, these movies often bring up the<br />

subject of marginalization, whether it<br />

is due to race, religion, or some other<br />

factor that separates groups of people.<br />

Amnesty International chose to<br />

show Hotel Rwanda not only to illustrate<br />

just how dangerous marginalization can<br />

be, but also to bring to light the important<br />

human rights issues that are happening<br />

A Lunch with Dish Crew<br />

Luke McComb ’06 & Ben van Renesse ’06<br />

the crew. However, if this ice cream<br />

is disliked by the senior community of<br />

dish crew, then the fool who has made<br />

this profound blunder of the frozen dairy<br />

nature must return to the freezer and<br />

find a more suitable and well liked treat.<br />

Moving on, we eat it; it’s good; then we<br />

go upstairs. And the mayhem begins.<br />

At any time during dish crew<br />

one may be berated with screams of<br />

hatred, or covered with particles of half<br />

eaten or particularly foul pieces of food<br />

or many other items which produce a<br />

desired response of anger and/or anguish<br />

by the victim. A barrage of trays and<br />

waiters squeeze through the opening<br />

leading to the realm of the normal<br />

folk. Trays move like the wind along<br />

the line. The workings of dish crew<br />

on a good day are like nothing else to<br />

be seen at this school. Every worker<br />

has his own job which he does with<br />

perfected expertise. The greater purpose<br />

of what is being done is always kept in<br />

mind, so it is understood that one slip<br />

up could lead to a failure in the other<br />

areas of this machine called dish crew.<br />

Pressure, perspiration, and<br />

perfection are what we are all about,<br />

along with singing, throwing pitchers,<br />

making fun of Apples, and yelling. So,<br />

next time you think of the people who<br />

are working behind the scenes during<br />

lunch to clean all the food you don’t<br />

eat off of your plates, think of this. We<br />

clean your dishes, we organize your<br />

silverware, we wash your cups, we watch<br />

you while you eat. Do not mess with us.<br />

Friday Night Movies: More Than Just Entertaining<br />

Sarah Brislin ’06<br />

all around the world. Hotel Rwanda takes<br />

place during the genocide that occurred<br />

in Rwanda in the 1990s. Many countries<br />

overlooked these horrible events when<br />

they were taking place, and Amnesty<br />

showed the movie in hopes that it would<br />

make our community take a closer look<br />

at what is happening around the world.<br />

Other movies being shown<br />

include Higher Learning, sponsored by<br />

the MCA, and Crash, sponsored by Ms.<br />

Dillard’s ethics class. T<strong>here</strong> has been<br />

discussion over whether the movie will<br />

continue into the winter term. Its growing<br />

popularity would make its demise<br />

unfortunate even though t<strong>here</strong> are no B<br />

weeks in the winter schedule. Any clubs<br />

or groups that wish to host a showing<br />

of a movie along with a discussion<br />

afterwards should contact Mr. Lynch.<br />

HOT or NOT<br />

Ned Booth ’06, Rob Logan ’06 & Luke McComb ’06<br />

Knitting: Not Just for Your Granny Anymore<br />

For many, the word<br />

“knitting” brings to mind images of<br />

weat<strong>here</strong>d rocking chairs, thinning<br />

grey hair, and that old, musty grandma<br />

smell. However, the old fashioned<br />

pastime has become somewhat<br />

of a trendy hobby for younger<br />

generations of girls and guys alike.<br />

This newfound popularity<br />

is partially attributed to the recent<br />

presence of knitting in Hollywood<br />

associated with such celebrities as<br />

Gwyneth Paltrow, Julia Roberts, and<br />

Gwen Stefani. In addition, the wellknown<br />

Vogue magazine releases a<br />

knitting specialty magazine that is<br />

known for its entirely fashion-forward<br />

and cutting-edge approach to knitting.<br />

Though many students have been<br />

knitting for years, most are just catching<br />

on. This is why <strong>Suffield</strong> formed<br />

the Knitting Club about a year ago.<br />

A typical Knitting Club<br />

meeting consists of basically sitting<br />

around knitting and talking while Mrs.<br />

Cahn helps everyone with specific<br />

Fozzie<br />

Hello again. Now that we are<br />

back in the full swing of the school year,<br />

it’s time to take a look at some of the<br />

key things I’ve noticed in the last month.<br />

School spirit is one of<br />

<strong>Suffield</strong>’s key aspects. Teams thrive<br />

off of people cheering, and tigers gain<br />

confidence through people’s unity<br />

towards their success. Having spirit<br />

shows a sense of being involved,<br />

caring, and not just being t<strong>here</strong> because<br />

you have to. People with real true<br />

spirit shine above the rest because<br />

they go out for the love of a school, a<br />

sport, a state of mind or something they<br />

believe in and do the best they can. I<br />

hope if <strong>Suffield</strong> helps all its students<br />

in one way, it’s to help them find<br />

something they are passionate about.<br />

To me, that’s more important than<br />

school work, sports and school rules.<br />

So you can all imagine how<br />

I felt about our school’s actions at our<br />

pep rally for Berkshire Day. What<br />

should have been a night that brought<br />

our school together ended with a a<br />

complete separation of our energy. In<br />

the last four years of being at <strong>Suffield</strong>,<br />

one of my fondest memories are of the<br />

entire school surrounding a gigiantic<br />

bonfire. (It does show comparison<br />

to that famous scene in Lord of the<br />

Flies, but that’s besides the point.)<br />

In those brief moments <strong>Suffield</strong> is<br />

together as a community. Regardless<br />

of your political afilliation, your sport,<br />

or your age, we are all around that<br />

Jenny Schnaak ’07<br />

projects. The club’s main goal for this year<br />

is to knit several blankets to send down to<br />

a hospital in New Orleans for further relief<br />

for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. The<br />

presidents of The Knitting Club this year<br />

are Kelly Van Ingen ’06 and Anna Childs<br />

’07. The faculty members involved in the<br />

club are Mrs. Connors, who volunteers her<br />

home as the club’s regular meeting spot,<br />

and Mrs. Cahn. A member of the Knitting<br />

Club says that the best part of knitting is<br />

the fact that someone can knit anyw<strong>here</strong><br />

at anytime, and once they become fairly<br />

proficient at knitting, it is relaxing and<br />

mindless. One of the most unique items<br />

ever knitted by a knitting club member<br />

was when Phillipe Arman ’05 knitted a<br />

shirt for his prom outfit out of colored duct<br />

tape. Some of the most favored things to<br />

knit by members of the club are hats and<br />

baby clothes because they are small, fun<br />

and quick. Without convening to hold an<br />

official meeting this year, the Knitting<br />

Club is unsure of how many members are<br />

in the club. However, last year t<strong>here</strong> were<br />

upwards of fifteen active participants.<br />

illustration: Christina Frazerio ’07<br />

bonfire yelling our lungs out. So what<br />

went wrong this year? Why was our<br />

quest to become unified before our big<br />

games brought to a bad-tasting close?<br />

In my opinion, it was because<br />

people took it all too seriously. The skits<br />

before the big bonfire aren’t t<strong>here</strong> for<br />

the competition. They are t<strong>here</strong> to get<br />

people excited for what is coming. They<br />

establish the unity a team has and the<br />

unity our community reflects when it’s<br />

cheering for them. Having a dance off<br />

can be fun, but not when people cross the<br />

line. The main thing that was forgotten<br />

was that we are <strong>Suffield</strong> <strong>Academy</strong>, and<br />

no matter who has the better dance<br />

routine, we’re all in this together.<br />

Does this mean we should ban<br />

the skits next year? Of course not. It<br />

simply means that we need to remember<br />

that school spirit isn’t just having a<br />

great dance or cheer. It’s unity. It’s the<br />

drive to work well as a unit. So let’s<br />

work well as a unit for the remainder<br />

of the year. Remember that silly cheer<br />

that has slowly been forgotten from a<br />

long time ago: We are....<strong>Suffield</strong>. It<br />

doesn’t get anymore blunt than that.<br />

Dance well, and dance together,<br />

Fozzie<br />

Hot<br />

Having less senior stuff in this column<br />

Dave Chapelle Quotes<br />

Pep Rallies<br />

Friday Night Movies<br />

Ping Pong<br />

Wasabi<br />

Key West<br />

Tiger Tag<br />

November Break<br />

Not<br />

Still having silly college applications<br />

Dave Stillman Quotes<br />

Dance Offs/Strip Shows<br />

Friday Nights on Campus<br />

No one cares about pool<br />

Causing a scene by choking to death<br />

Coney Island<br />

Snowball Fights (but wait until December..)<br />

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