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3- The Bell December 2005<br />
We meander towards lunch<br />
after a morning of classes, reaching the<br />
Union with 12 minutes to spare before<br />
our duties commence. After flirting<br />
with the usual ladies, we check the<br />
clock and come to the abrupt conclusion<br />
that it is time to GET DOWN WIT<br />
DA GNASTY. But really, it is time<br />
for the legend, the lifestyle, the Dish<br />
Crew. Traversing the gauntlet of human<br />
bodies trying to distract us from our final<br />
destination, we ascend the stairs. In the<br />
dining hall we each dish out piles of<br />
meager portions. But the food is delish.<br />
Anyway. We roam back<br />
downstairs to our dining area, the Union,<br />
and get our grub on. The underclass dish<br />
crew members await the legendary call<br />
for ice cream. This request, made by<br />
one of the inspectors, usually comes in<br />
a very casual remark to another member<br />
of crew such as, “I could go for some<br />
ice cream right now,” or “I wonder if<br />
it’s going to be Garret or Chapman who<br />
gets the ice cream today.” The way<br />
in which this tedious and burdensome<br />
deed is given to someone is through<br />
the sacred process known as the “nose<br />
game.” But folks, this is no game. This<br />
simple action of placing one’s index<br />
finger on his nose could very well decide<br />
the fate of any one man. Lacking this<br />
essential skill on dish crew could lead<br />
to daily humiliation and taunting, not<br />
to mention many trips to get ice cream.<br />
After ice cream has been<br />
retrieved by a member of dish crew, this<br />
delectable delicacy is then thrown by a<br />
designated thrower to each member of<br />
<strong>Suffield</strong> <strong>Academy</strong> kicked<br />
off its Friday night movie program<br />
by showing Hotel Rwanda, hosted<br />
by Amnesty International. Groups<br />
and a class will show movies hosted<br />
by various clubs and groups around<br />
campus every B week Friday night. By<br />
showing these movies, clubs such as<br />
Amnesty International and MCA are<br />
able to initiate discussion among the<br />
community about important and relevant<br />
issues. In line with this year’s school<br />
theme, these movies often bring up the<br />
subject of marginalization, whether it<br />
is due to race, religion, or some other<br />
factor that separates groups of people.<br />
Amnesty International chose to<br />
show Hotel Rwanda not only to illustrate<br />
just how dangerous marginalization can<br />
be, but also to bring to light the important<br />
human rights issues that are happening<br />
A Lunch with Dish Crew<br />
Luke McComb ’06 & Ben van Renesse ’06<br />
the crew. However, if this ice cream<br />
is disliked by the senior community of<br />
dish crew, then the fool who has made<br />
this profound blunder of the frozen dairy<br />
nature must return to the freezer and<br />
find a more suitable and well liked treat.<br />
Moving on, we eat it; it’s good; then we<br />
go upstairs. And the mayhem begins.<br />
At any time during dish crew<br />
one may be berated with screams of<br />
hatred, or covered with particles of half<br />
eaten or particularly foul pieces of food<br />
or many other items which produce a<br />
desired response of anger and/or anguish<br />
by the victim. A barrage of trays and<br />
waiters squeeze through the opening<br />
leading to the realm of the normal<br />
folk. Trays move like the wind along<br />
the line. The workings of dish crew<br />
on a good day are like nothing else to<br />
be seen at this school. Every worker<br />
has his own job which he does with<br />
perfected expertise. The greater purpose<br />
of what is being done is always kept in<br />
mind, so it is understood that one slip<br />
up could lead to a failure in the other<br />
areas of this machine called dish crew.<br />
Pressure, perspiration, and<br />
perfection are what we are all about,<br />
along with singing, throwing pitchers,<br />
making fun of Apples, and yelling. So,<br />
next time you think of the people who<br />
are working behind the scenes during<br />
lunch to clean all the food you don’t<br />
eat off of your plates, think of this. We<br />
clean your dishes, we organize your<br />
silverware, we wash your cups, we watch<br />
you while you eat. Do not mess with us.<br />
Friday Night Movies: More Than Just Entertaining<br />
Sarah Brislin ’06<br />
all around the world. Hotel Rwanda takes<br />
place during the genocide that occurred<br />
in Rwanda in the 1990s. Many countries<br />
overlooked these horrible events when<br />
they were taking place, and Amnesty<br />
showed the movie in hopes that it would<br />
make our community take a closer look<br />
at what is happening around the world.<br />
Other movies being shown<br />
include Higher Learning, sponsored by<br />
the MCA, and Crash, sponsored by Ms.<br />
Dillard’s ethics class. T<strong>here</strong> has been<br />
discussion over whether the movie will<br />
continue into the winter term. Its growing<br />
popularity would make its demise<br />
unfortunate even though t<strong>here</strong> are no B<br />
weeks in the winter schedule. Any clubs<br />
or groups that wish to host a showing<br />
of a movie along with a discussion<br />
afterwards should contact Mr. Lynch.<br />
HOT or NOT<br />
Ned Booth ’06, Rob Logan ’06 & Luke McComb ’06<br />
Knitting: Not Just for Your Granny Anymore<br />
For many, the word<br />
“knitting” brings to mind images of<br />
weat<strong>here</strong>d rocking chairs, thinning<br />
grey hair, and that old, musty grandma<br />
smell. However, the old fashioned<br />
pastime has become somewhat<br />
of a trendy hobby for younger<br />
generations of girls and guys alike.<br />
This newfound popularity<br />
is partially attributed to the recent<br />
presence of knitting in Hollywood<br />
associated with such celebrities as<br />
Gwyneth Paltrow, Julia Roberts, and<br />
Gwen Stefani. In addition, the wellknown<br />
Vogue magazine releases a<br />
knitting specialty magazine that is<br />
known for its entirely fashion-forward<br />
and cutting-edge approach to knitting.<br />
Though many students have been<br />
knitting for years, most are just catching<br />
on. This is why <strong>Suffield</strong> formed<br />
the Knitting Club about a year ago.<br />
A typical Knitting Club<br />
meeting consists of basically sitting<br />
around knitting and talking while Mrs.<br />
Cahn helps everyone with specific<br />
Fozzie<br />
Hello again. Now that we are<br />
back in the full swing of the school year,<br />
it’s time to take a look at some of the<br />
key things I’ve noticed in the last month.<br />
School spirit is one of<br />
<strong>Suffield</strong>’s key aspects. Teams thrive<br />
off of people cheering, and tigers gain<br />
confidence through people’s unity<br />
towards their success. Having spirit<br />
shows a sense of being involved,<br />
caring, and not just being t<strong>here</strong> because<br />
you have to. People with real true<br />
spirit shine above the rest because<br />
they go out for the love of a school, a<br />
sport, a state of mind or something they<br />
believe in and do the best they can. I<br />
hope if <strong>Suffield</strong> helps all its students<br />
in one way, it’s to help them find<br />
something they are passionate about.<br />
To me, that’s more important than<br />
school work, sports and school rules.<br />
So you can all imagine how<br />
I felt about our school’s actions at our<br />
pep rally for Berkshire Day. What<br />
should have been a night that brought<br />
our school together ended with a a<br />
complete separation of our energy. In<br />
the last four years of being at <strong>Suffield</strong>,<br />
one of my fondest memories are of the<br />
entire school surrounding a gigiantic<br />
bonfire. (It does show comparison<br />
to that famous scene in Lord of the<br />
Flies, but that’s besides the point.)<br />
In those brief moments <strong>Suffield</strong> is<br />
together as a community. Regardless<br />
of your political afilliation, your sport,<br />
or your age, we are all around that<br />
Jenny Schnaak ’07<br />
projects. The club’s main goal for this year<br />
is to knit several blankets to send down to<br />
a hospital in New Orleans for further relief<br />
for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. The<br />
presidents of The Knitting Club this year<br />
are Kelly Van Ingen ’06 and Anna Childs<br />
’07. The faculty members involved in the<br />
club are Mrs. Connors, who volunteers her<br />
home as the club’s regular meeting spot,<br />
and Mrs. Cahn. A member of the Knitting<br />
Club says that the best part of knitting is<br />
the fact that someone can knit anyw<strong>here</strong><br />
at anytime, and once they become fairly<br />
proficient at knitting, it is relaxing and<br />
mindless. One of the most unique items<br />
ever knitted by a knitting club member<br />
was when Phillipe Arman ’05 knitted a<br />
shirt for his prom outfit out of colored duct<br />
tape. Some of the most favored things to<br />
knit by members of the club are hats and<br />
baby clothes because they are small, fun<br />
and quick. Without convening to hold an<br />
official meeting this year, the Knitting<br />
Club is unsure of how many members are<br />
in the club. However, last year t<strong>here</strong> were<br />
upwards of fifteen active participants.<br />
illustration: Christina Frazerio ’07<br />
bonfire yelling our lungs out. So what<br />
went wrong this year? Why was our<br />
quest to become unified before our big<br />
games brought to a bad-tasting close?<br />
In my opinion, it was because<br />
people took it all too seriously. The skits<br />
before the big bonfire aren’t t<strong>here</strong> for<br />
the competition. They are t<strong>here</strong> to get<br />
people excited for what is coming. They<br />
establish the unity a team has and the<br />
unity our community reflects when it’s<br />
cheering for them. Having a dance off<br />
can be fun, but not when people cross the<br />
line. The main thing that was forgotten<br />
was that we are <strong>Suffield</strong> <strong>Academy</strong>, and<br />
no matter who has the better dance<br />
routine, we’re all in this together.<br />
Does this mean we should ban<br />
the skits next year? Of course not. It<br />
simply means that we need to remember<br />
that school spirit isn’t just having a<br />
great dance or cheer. It’s unity. It’s the<br />
drive to work well as a unit. So let’s<br />
work well as a unit for the remainder<br />
of the year. Remember that silly cheer<br />
that has slowly been forgotten from a<br />
long time ago: We are....<strong>Suffield</strong>. It<br />
doesn’t get anymore blunt than that.<br />
Dance well, and dance together,<br />
Fozzie<br />
Hot<br />
Having less senior stuff in this column<br />
Dave Chapelle Quotes<br />
Pep Rallies<br />
Friday Night Movies<br />
Ping Pong<br />
Wasabi<br />
Key West<br />
Tiger Tag<br />
November Break<br />
Not<br />
Still having silly college applications<br />
Dave Stillman Quotes<br />
Dance Offs/Strip Shows<br />
Friday Nights on Campus<br />
No one cares about pool<br />
Causing a scene by choking to death<br />
Coney Island<br />
Snowball Fights (but wait until December..)<br />
Breaking Mailboxes