Porgy & Bess - Rapid River Magazine
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R A P I D R I V E R A R T S<br />
stage preview<br />
J.<br />
BY<br />
Funny Business Comedy Club presents<br />
J. Chris Newberg<br />
Chris Newberg is a<br />
YouTube comedy<br />
phenomenon. He<br />
has written and<br />
produced several<br />
short humorous videos<br />
that have received well<br />
over seven million views<br />
and has appeared on<br />
Jimmy Kimmel Live,<br />
Comedy Central, Last<br />
Comic Standing, The<br />
History Channel, Fox<br />
Sports and countless<br />
national commercials.<br />
While critics have<br />
been singing his praises<br />
in the press, audience<br />
members are offering true<br />
testimonial to Newberg’s<br />
talent, roaring with<br />
laughter and clamoring for<br />
more of this hip and authentic new personality.<br />
Newberg’s standup comedy cleverly<br />
combines his hilarious and off-beat observations<br />
on life with original, acoustic guitar<br />
songs and infectious melodies.<br />
<strong>Rapid</strong> <strong>River</strong>: You’ve got a really good singing<br />
voice; did you start out as a musician first?<br />
J. Chris Newberg: Thank you. Yes, musician<br />
first. Then when we lost momentum, I<br />
thought it was time to move on.<br />
RR: How important was music to you<br />
growing up?<br />
JCN: Music remains as important as ever. I<br />
can give you some cheesy answer, or just be<br />
short and truthful, I love it.<br />
RR: Why and how did you get into stand-up<br />
comedy and comedy writing?<br />
JCN: I got into comedy, because I was not<br />
gonna make it as a rock star and comedy had<br />
less stuff to haul to gigs<br />
RR: You’ve made many very funny videos<br />
on YouTube. How did that come about?<br />
JCN: It’s a medium that is available to everyone<br />
and I just kinda reached out and tried it.<br />
It went well, so I continue. It’s fun-<br />
RR: Tell us about “The Chris Army.” Where<br />
did that first begin?<br />
JCN: I think The Chris Army is something<br />
that I refer to my fans as. I don’t think that<br />
theey know that’s what I call them. If they<br />
knew, they might go AWOL. Ha, that was<br />
awful. Sorry.<br />
RR: What do you see as your biggest<br />
achievement to-date?<br />
JCN: The fact that I am able to make a living<br />
making people happy by doing something i<br />
love. That is very impressive to me.<br />
DENNIS RAY<br />
RR: You insult people<br />
and they laugh with you.<br />
Have you ever had a moment<br />
when you felt that<br />
things might get out of<br />
hand? And how did you<br />
handle it?<br />
JCN: I try not to insult<br />
anyone actually. I poke<br />
fun or make light of, but<br />
the silly finger is usually<br />
pointed at me. I have<br />
absolutely pissed off<br />
ignorant people and made<br />
them want to fight me,<br />
but it never went that far.<br />
After all, it is supposed to<br />
be comedy right-<br />
RR: Which topics are the most controversial<br />
and which are the most popular in your<br />
routines?<br />
JCN: I never know what I am going to do<br />
from show to show. Sometimes it’s all<br />
music. Sometimes, no music at all and just<br />
jokes. Sometimes just a big town hall laughin.<br />
I like taking risks and I believe that if<br />
you are not mean spirited you can say pretty<br />
much anything<br />
RR: You do a lot of storytelling with your<br />
humor, do your friends ever get worried<br />
about becoming part of your act?<br />
JCN: I guess, but that’s the cool part.<br />
RR: What is your advice to people just starting<br />
out in comedy?<br />
JCN: Buckle up and prepare to suck for a<br />
long time. Umm... Or I hope you like popcorn.<br />
Oh, and don’t drink and drive naked.<br />
Oh, and eat when you are hungry<br />
RR: Can you tell us what your current projects<br />
are and what you might have lined-up<br />
for the future?<br />
JCN: Just finished a movie. Currently<br />
writing a ton of stuff. Writing some songs<br />
for people and just trying to stay working.<br />
Hollywood is tough. Just because you work<br />
on it, doesn’t mean anyone see’s it. So, I<br />
usually wait ‘til it comes out before I say<br />
what I am up to.<br />
IF<br />
YOU<br />
GO:<br />
Funny Business Comedy<br />
Club presents J. Chris<br />
Newberg, March 19 & 20.<br />
Friday and Saturday shows at<br />
8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. Located<br />
at 56 Patton Ave., downtown Asheville,<br />
in the S&W restaurant. Phone (828) 318-<br />
8909 for more information.<br />
8 March 2010 — RAPID RIVER ARTS & CULTURE MAGAZINE — Vol. 13, No. 7