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R A P I D R I V E R A R T S<br />

stage preview<br />

J.<br />

BY<br />

Funny Business Comedy Club presents<br />

J. Chris Newberg<br />

Chris Newberg is a<br />

YouTube comedy<br />

phenomenon. He<br />

has written and<br />

produced several<br />

short humorous videos<br />

that have received well<br />

over seven million views<br />

and has appeared on<br />

Jimmy Kimmel Live,<br />

Comedy Central, Last<br />

Comic Standing, The<br />

History Channel, Fox<br />

Sports and countless<br />

national commercials.<br />

While critics have<br />

been singing his praises<br />

in the press, audience<br />

members are offering true<br />

testimonial to Newberg’s<br />

talent, roaring with<br />

laughter and clamoring for<br />

more of this hip and authentic new personality.<br />

Newberg’s standup comedy cleverly<br />

combines his hilarious and off-beat observations<br />

on life with original, acoustic guitar<br />

songs and infectious melodies.<br />

<strong>Rapid</strong> <strong>River</strong>: You’ve got a really good singing<br />

voice; did you start out as a musician first?<br />

J. Chris Newberg: Thank you. Yes, musician<br />

first. Then when we lost momentum, I<br />

thought it was time to move on.<br />

RR: How important was music to you<br />

growing up?<br />

JCN: Music remains as important as ever. I<br />

can give you some cheesy answer, or just be<br />

short and truthful, I love it.<br />

RR: Why and how did you get into stand-up<br />

comedy and comedy writing?<br />

JCN: I got into comedy, because I was not<br />

gonna make it as a rock star and comedy had<br />

less stuff to haul to gigs<br />

RR: You’ve made many very funny videos<br />

on YouTube. How did that come about?<br />

JCN: It’s a medium that is available to everyone<br />

and I just kinda reached out and tried it.<br />

It went well, so I continue. It’s fun-<br />

RR: Tell us about “The Chris Army.” Where<br />

did that first begin?<br />

JCN: I think The Chris Army is something<br />

that I refer to my fans as. I don’t think that<br />

theey know that’s what I call them. If they<br />

knew, they might go AWOL. Ha, that was<br />

awful. Sorry.<br />

RR: What do you see as your biggest<br />

achievement to-date?<br />

JCN: The fact that I am able to make a living<br />

making people happy by doing something i<br />

love. That is very impressive to me.<br />

DENNIS RAY<br />

RR: You insult people<br />

and they laugh with you.<br />

Have you ever had a moment<br />

when you felt that<br />

things might get out of<br />

hand? And how did you<br />

handle it?<br />

JCN: I try not to insult<br />

anyone actually. I poke<br />

fun or make light of, but<br />

the silly finger is usually<br />

pointed at me. I have<br />

absolutely pissed off<br />

ignorant people and made<br />

them want to fight me,<br />

but it never went that far.<br />

After all, it is supposed to<br />

be comedy right-<br />

RR: Which topics are the most controversial<br />

and which are the most popular in your<br />

routines?<br />

JCN: I never know what I am going to do<br />

from show to show. Sometimes it’s all<br />

music. Sometimes, no music at all and just<br />

jokes. Sometimes just a big town hall laughin.<br />

I like taking risks and I believe that if<br />

you are not mean spirited you can say pretty<br />

much anything<br />

RR: You do a lot of storytelling with your<br />

humor, do your friends ever get worried<br />

about becoming part of your act?<br />

JCN: I guess, but that’s the cool part.<br />

RR: What is your advice to people just starting<br />

out in comedy?<br />

JCN: Buckle up and prepare to suck for a<br />

long time. Umm... Or I hope you like popcorn.<br />

Oh, and don’t drink and drive naked.<br />

Oh, and eat when you are hungry<br />

RR: Can you tell us what your current projects<br />

are and what you might have lined-up<br />

for the future?<br />

JCN: Just finished a movie. Currently<br />

writing a ton of stuff. Writing some songs<br />

for people and just trying to stay working.<br />

Hollywood is tough. Just because you work<br />

on it, doesn’t mean anyone see’s it. So, I<br />

usually wait ‘til it comes out before I say<br />

what I am up to.<br />

IF<br />

YOU<br />

GO:<br />

Funny Business Comedy<br />

Club presents J. Chris<br />

Newberg, March 19 & 20.<br />

Friday and Saturday shows at<br />

8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. Located<br />

at 56 Patton Ave., downtown Asheville,<br />

in the S&W restaurant. Phone (828) 318-<br />

8909 for more information.<br />

8 March 2010 — RAPID RIVER ARTS & CULTURE MAGAZINE — Vol. 13, No. 7

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