Clarissa, Volume 6 - The History Of A Young Lady
Clarissa, Volume 6 - The History Of A Young Lady Clarissa, Volume 6 - The History Of A Young Lady
Clarissa, Volume 6 − The History Of A Young Lady 96 vouch for the inclinations and hypocrisy of the whole sex, and wish for nothing so ardently, as that I will leave the perverse lady to their management while I am gone to Berkshire; undertaking absolutely for her humility and passiveness on my return; and continually boasting of the many perverse creatures whom they have obliged to draw in their traces. *** I am just come from the sorceresses. I was forced to take the mother down; for she began with her Hoh, Sir! with me; and to catechize and upbraid me, with as much insolence as if I owed her money. I made her fly the pit at last. Strange wishes wished we against each other at her quitting it−−−−What were they?−−I'll tell thee−−−−She wished me married, and to be jealous of my wife; and my heir−apparent the child of another man. I was even with her with a vengeance. And yet thou wilt think that could not well be.−−As how?−−As how, Jack!−−Why, I wished for her conscience come to life! And I know, by the gripes mine gives me every half−hour, that she would then have a cursed time of it. Sally and Polly gave themselves high airs too. Their first favours were thrown at me, [women to boast of those favours which they were as willing to impart, first forms all the difficulty with them! as I to receive!] I was upbraided with ingratitude, dastardice and all my difficulties with my angel charged upon myself, for want of following my blows; and for leaving the proud lady mistress of her own will, and nothing to reproach herself with. And all agreed, that the arts used against her on a certain occasion, had too high an operation for them or me to judge what her will would have been in the arduous trial. And then they blamed one another; as I cursed them all. They concluded, that I should certainly marry, and be a lost man. And Sally, on this occasion, with an affected and malicious laugh, snapt her fingers at me, and pointing two of each hand forkedly at me, bid me remember the lines I once showed her of my favourite Jack Dryden, as she always familiarly calls that celebrated poet: We women to new joys unseen may move: There are no prints left in the paths of love. All goods besides by public marks are known: But those men most desire to keep, have none. This infernal implement had the confidence further to hint, that when a wife, some other man would not find half the difficulty with my angel that I had found. Confidence indeed! But yet, I must say, if a man gives himself up to the company of these devils, they never let him rest till he either suspects or hate his wife. But a word or two of other matters, if possible. Methinks I long to know how causes go at M. Hall. I have another private intimation, that the old peer is in the greatest danger. I must go down. Yet what to do with this lady the mean while! These cursed women are full of cruelty and enterprise. She will never be easy with them in my absence. They will have provocation and pretence therefore. But woe be to them, if−−−− Yet what will vengeance do, after an insult committed? The two nymphs will have jealous rage to goad them on. And what will withhold a jealous and already−ruined woman? To let her go elsewhere; that cannot be done. I am still too resolved to be honest, if she'll give me hope: if yet she'll let me be honest. But I'll see how she'll be after the contention she will certainly have between her resentment and the terror she has reason for from our last conversation. So let this subject rest till the morning.
Clarissa, Volume 6 − The History Of A Young Lady 97 And to the old peer once more. I shall have a good deal of trouble, I reckon, though no sordid man, to be decent on the expected occasion. Then how to act (I who am no hypocrite) in the days of condolement! What farces have I to go through; and to be the principal actor in them! I'll try to think of my own latter end; a gray beard, and a graceless heir; in order to make me serious. Thou, Belford, knowest a good deal of this sort of grimace; and canst help a gay heart to a little of the dismal. But then every feature of thy face is cut out for it. My heart may be touched, perhaps, sooner than thine; for, believe me or not, I have a very tender one. But then, no man looking into my face, be the occasion for grief ever so great, will believe that heart to be deeply distressed. All is placid, easy, serene, in my countenance. Sorrow cannot sit half an hour together upon it. Nay, I believe, that Lord M.'s recovery, should it happen, would not affect me above a quarter of an hour. Only the new scenery, (and the pleasure of aping an Heraclitus to the family, while I am a Democritus among my private friends,) or I want nothing that the old peer can leave me. Wherefore then should grief sadden and distort such blythe, such jocund, features as mine? But as for thine, were there murder committed in the street, and thou wert but passing by, the murderer even in sight, the pursuers would quit him, and lay hold of thee: and thy very looks would hang, as well as apprehend thee. But one word to business, Jack. Whom dealest thou with for thy blacks?−− Wert thou well used?−−I shall want a plaguy parcel of them. For I intend to make every soul of the family mourn−−outside, if not in. LETTER XXXIII MR. LOVELACE, TO JOHN BELFORD, ESQ. JUNE 23, FRIDAY MORNING. I went out early this morning, on a design that I know not yet whether I shall or shall not pursue; and on my return found Simon Parsons, my Lord's Berkshire bailiff, (just before arrived,) waiting for me with a message in form, sent by all the family, to press me to go down, and that at my Lord's particular desire, who wants to see me before he dies. Simon has brought my Lord's chariot−and−six [perhaps my own by this time,] to carry me down. I have ordered it to be in readiness by four to−morrow morning. The cattle shall smoke for the delay; and by the rest they'll have in the interim, will be better able to bear it. I am still resolved upon matrimony, if my fair perverse will accept of me. But, if she will not−−−−why then I must give an uninterrupted hearing, not to my conscience, but to these women below. Dorcas had acquainted her lady with Simon's arrival and errand. My beloved had desired to see him. But my coming in prevented his attendance on her, just as Dorcas was instructing him what questions he should not answer to, that might be asked of him. I am to be admitted to her presence immediately, at my repeated request. Surely the acquisition in view will help me to make up all with her. She is just gone up to the dining−room. *** Nothing will do, Jack!−−I can procure no favour from her, though she has obtained from me the point which she had set her heart upon.
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<strong>Clarissa</strong>, <strong>Volume</strong> 6 − <strong>The</strong> <strong>History</strong> <strong>Of</strong> A <strong>Young</strong> <strong>Lady</strong> 96<br />
vouch for the inclinations and hypocrisy of the whole sex, and wish for nothing so ardently, as that I will leave<br />
the perverse lady to their management while I am gone to Berkshire; undertaking absolutely for her humility<br />
and passiveness on my return; and continually boasting of the many perverse creatures whom they have<br />
obliged to draw in their traces.<br />
***<br />
I am just come from the sorceresses.<br />
I was forced to take the mother down; for she began with her Hoh, Sir! with me; and to catechize and upbraid<br />
me, with as much insolence as if I owed her money.<br />
I made her fly the pit at last. Strange wishes wished we against each other at her quitting it−−−−What were<br />
they?−−I'll tell thee−−−−She wished me married, and to be jealous of my wife; and my heir−apparent the<br />
child of another man. I was even with her with a vengeance. And yet thou wilt think that could not well<br />
be.−−As how?−−As how, Jack!−−Why, I wished for her conscience come to life! And I know, by the gripes<br />
mine gives me every half−hour, that she would then have a cursed time of it.<br />
Sally and Polly gave themselves high airs too. <strong>The</strong>ir first favours were thrown at me, [women to boast of<br />
those favours which they were as willing to impart, first forms all the difficulty with them! as I to receive!] I<br />
was upbraided with ingratitude, dastardice and all my difficulties with my angel charged upon myself, for<br />
want of following my blows; and for leaving the proud lady mistress of her own will, and nothing to reproach<br />
herself with. And all agreed, that the arts used against her on a certain occasion, had too high an operation for<br />
them or me to judge what her will would have been in the arduous trial. And then they blamed one another; as<br />
I cursed them all.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y concluded, that I should certainly marry, and be a lost man. And Sally, on this occasion, with an affected<br />
and malicious laugh, snapt her fingers at me, and pointing two of each hand forkedly at me, bid me remember<br />
the lines I once showed her of my favourite Jack Dryden, as she always familiarly calls that celebrated poet:<br />
We women to new joys unseen may move: <strong>The</strong>re are no prints left in the paths of love. All goods besides by<br />
public marks are known: But those men most desire to keep, have none.<br />
This infernal implement had the confidence further to hint, that when a wife, some other man would not find<br />
half the difficulty with my angel that I had found. Confidence indeed! But yet, I must say, if a man gives<br />
himself up to the company of these devils, they never let him rest till he either suspects or hate his wife.<br />
But a word or two of other matters, if possible.<br />
Methinks I long to know how causes go at M. Hall. I have another private intimation, that the old peer is in<br />
the greatest danger.<br />
I must go down. Yet what to do with this lady the mean while! <strong>The</strong>se cursed women are full of cruelty and<br />
enterprise. She will never be easy with them in my absence. <strong>The</strong>y will have provocation and pretence<br />
therefore. But woe be to them, if−−−−<br />
Yet what will vengeance do, after an insult committed? <strong>The</strong> two nymphs will have jealous rage to goad them<br />
on. And what will withhold a jealous and already−ruined woman?<br />
To let her go elsewhere; that cannot be done. I am still too resolved to be honest, if she'll give me hope: if yet<br />
she'll let me be honest. But I'll see how she'll be after the contention she will certainly have between her<br />
resentment and the terror she has reason for from our last conversation. So let this subject rest till the morning.