Holiday Shopping Gift Guide Sex License? City Closes Sex Club 2005
Holiday Shopping Gift Guide Sex License? City Closes Sex Club 2005
Holiday Shopping Gift Guide Sex License? City Closes Sex Club 2005
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16<br />
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru the shop<br />
every elf was stilll working too frightened to stop.<br />
Too frightened to stop, or even to pause,<br />
in fear of a spanking from cranky Miss Clause.<br />
They worked on their corsets, their dildos and slings,<br />
all manner of sex toys and intimate things.<br />
She loomed there, behind them with paddle in hand,<br />
as the elves worked their butts off to fill the demand.<br />
They knew if they couldn’t fill Santa/s sack,<br />
Her big leather paddle would land with a THWACK.