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Starscopes
Sagittarius, the Centaur (November 21 - December 21) In for a
bumpy ride? No, that would be entertaining. Be prepared for gatherings
where you’re patience for boredom may be tested. While you can’t
control the party, you can attempt to control the conversation. Be wary
of discussing politics and religion, but if you keep it light, philosophy
interests people without their notice! Hold out Centaurs~if your lovers
know you well, they may respond thankfully with a bit of adventure for
you at home.
Capricorn, the Sea-Goat (December 21 - January 20) Kill the pride
and LIGHTEN UP! Tis not the season to over-analyze, watch your
competitive nature, you’re driving a certain someone crazy. You know
who I mean; the one fearing that you’re constant work drive is a sign
of uninterest. You owe them big time, and we’re talking foot rubs and
sponge baths!
Aquarius, the Water-Bearer (January 19 - February
18) Always marching to the beat of a different
drummer, your practicality and attention to details
will be of great benefit to you this month. Try
to think more open-mindedly, considering what
you would normally consider an ‘order’ as merely
stressed cries for help and suggestion, you’re in for
a rather easy going holiday. Be wary of changing
pace and trying new things without making those
closest aware of your newest mindset. No one
likes being twisted into a level five Kama Sutra
position without warning.
Pisces, the Fishes (February 18 - March 20) Unfortunately,
you feel the pressures of depth more
than most other signs. Stresses of the holiday can
be awfully hard on your emotional state. The season that is supposed to
be most fun is actually the hardest, so keep on swimming and don’t let
the people around you get to you so much. Be ready to talk, when you
have something on your mind, and those who know you well should
be there to listen. If not, they aren’t worth your time or deserving of
someone so sensitive.
Aries, the Ram (March 20 ~ April 19) White Knights, there are three
basic things for you to remember this holiday season: think before you
act, patience is a virtue and it is possible to give too much, gift-wise.
Think of the one giving the gifts and how they will feel if you grossly
outdo them. Lastly, now is the month to explore the romantic aspects of
sex, the small touches and elongated foreplay, especially in the obscure
areas.
Taurus, the Bull (April 19 - May 20) Pragmatic persistance and
physical pleasure ... as you’re snuggling up before a fire, heat things up
with some to-be-practiced perversions. There is something to be said
about being conservative, but it can be a crutch as well as a shield keeping
you back. Be wary of your possessive nature as well. Many people
would prefer to feel wanted rather than needed.
Gemini, the Twins (May 20- June 20) Conversations to you may be
rumors to others. You talk a good game and liven up most yuletide parties
once you get a bit of alcohol in you, but you might like to try your
hand at writing out some of your thoughts. Wit which can keep others
entertained may flow even easier with practice so start a journal or blog
online.
Cancer, the Crab (June 20 - July 22) ‘Tis the season to let things
go. No, I don’t mean drama, I mean the “stuff” you’re stashing away
in your cluttered living area! No, most of them won’t make good gifts.
The sentimental holds great meaning for you, but think of all the space
you’ll need for this year’s new memories. Try to lower your walls for
loved ones this season, even just a little, and find the comfort in good,
deep conversations. You’re surprisingly good at them.
Leo, the Lion (July 22 - August 22) With
tendency towards working hard, keep in mind
the need to play even harder. Stick to your guns
with your current project, even if not exactly sure
what you will end up with, you’re definately on
to something. Try to enjoy the holidays and forget
about work for a few days, just let it go. Feel free
to skip a few days on your diet, but watch the rich
foods (except in the bedroom!) that you cats so
easily grow addicted to.
Virgo, the Virgin (August 22- September22)
Virgin? Hah! Who are you kidding? You haven’t
been Vanilla since middle school. True, a few of
these folks have scarred you a bit. Use the cynicism
correctly and you’ll find people laughing
at your jaded charm, perhaps even stealing the
spotlight from Gemini now and again. Get it out and have fun with it,
but remember the need for hope. Don’t let your pithy wanderings keep
you down.
Libra, the Scales (September 22 - October 23) Flattery will get anyone
everywhere with you, so it’s time to tip the scales enough that we
can’t all talk you into getting us the most expensive gifts on our lists.
We’ve watched you swoon with heady discombobulation at the slightest
compliments. Test the waters before making such decisions this month.
You have the charm of Gemini and Virgo, without the love for hearing
yourself speak and the cynicism. Use it.
Scorpio, the Scorpion (October 23 - November 21) The season will
be a rough one if you can’t forget the manipulation and just go with the
flow. I suggest getting your more dominant urgings out during bondage
play and try to just enjoy festivities outside of the bedroom without
castes. Oh Scorpio, for the record, use your head for something other
than moving ahead. Some outfits are not a gift for them, they’re a gift
for you!
~by Dave Rankus
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