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<strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong><br />

Making up for lost time:<br />

Lifelong athlete finds competitive<br />

bodybuilding later in life<br />

Photo by Mark Mason<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong> is a successful individual who late in life<br />

decided to become a competitive bodybuilder. <strong>Carey</strong><br />

is a business and technology consultant, currently<br />

supporting Microsoft. He has an MBA from Duke<br />

University and two Bachelors of Science (Computer Science<br />

and Math) from Washington State University. He is a smart<br />

guy who has always been athletic and always pursed serious<br />

athletic activities. He works in a cutting-edge environment<br />

and has to put in the long hours and has to deal with all<br />

the high pressure stresses that go with working in the most<br />

highly competitive of all industries: hi-tech. A strange sequence<br />

of events ended with <strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong> walking onstage at<br />

the Emerald Classic, the biggest bodybuilding competition<br />

in the Pacific Northwest, to receive his first place award for<br />

having the best body in the (over 40 years of age) Master’s<br />

division. Mr. <strong>Jonas</strong> had successfully morphed from Clark<br />

Kent into Superman.<br />

And he did so under the tutelage of a female bodybuilding<br />

goddess, (and longtime <strong>Parrillo</strong> user) Colleen Fisher. While<br />

standing onstage and being presented with his trophies, he<br />

must have marveled at what a long, strange trip it had been;<br />

not only did <strong>Carey</strong> capture his age-division, in the finale<br />

pose-down with the other age-group Master division winners,<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> out-posed them and was declared the overall<br />

Master’s champion. All this from a guy that got into bodybuilding<br />

on a whim; <strong>Carey</strong>’s rate of bodybuilding progress<br />

was astounding. He engineered a complete physical transformation<br />

in his first year of bodybuilding and within four<br />

years he was winning top regional competitions. All this<br />

commenced for him at the relatively advanced age of 39.<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> came into bodybuilding as a lifelong athlete; he had<br />

weight trained, on and off, for decades. “I have worked out<br />

with weights and stayed physically active all of my life. I<br />

go to the gym; I stay in shape to support all the various<br />

outdoor activities and sports I participate in and have<br />

always enjoyed.”<br />

“For many years the weight workouts and formal gym workouts<br />

had become sporadic and sparse and when I trained I<br />

Photo by Mark Mason<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong> onstage at the 2012 Emerald Cup<br />

October 2012 / <strong>Performance</strong> Press 1-800-344-3404 www.parrillo.com www.parrillo.com 1-800-344-3404 <strong>Performance</strong> Press / October 2012


JOHN PARRILLO’S PERFORMANCE PRESS<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong><br />

“After hitting my 39th birthday, I felt I was at<br />

a crossroad in life. I decided to commit<br />

to some serious training.”<br />

was really just going through the motions<br />

instead of actually training and<br />

actually making progress.” Four years<br />

ago <strong>Carey</strong> decided to get serious about<br />

his fitness efforts. “After hitting my<br />

39th birthday, I felt I was at a crossroad<br />

in life. I decided to commit to some<br />

serious training. My original plan<br />

was to build strength before launching<br />

into a triathlon training program.<br />

Then for some strange reason, I decided<br />

to switch from triathlon to bodybuilding.”<br />

<strong>Carey</strong>, by nature, was more<br />

of a triathlon type guy than a bodybuilder<br />

type guy; yet a strange thing<br />

occurred: while he was training for a<br />

triathlon, <strong>Carey</strong> was seduced by bodybuilding.<br />

“I just took to it (bodybuilding.)<br />

The more I trained and the more I<br />

ate, the more muscle I built. The more<br />

muscle I built, the leaner I became.<br />

Before committing to bodybuilding,<br />

I had talked with the top trainers and<br />

the successful trainees at the commercial<br />

training facility I work out at. I<br />

talked to those with great bodies and<br />

it became clear from our conversations<br />

that my biggest problem was that<br />

I was starving myself. My body had<br />

nowhere near enough<br />

food/fuel needed to<br />

heal, repair and grow<br />

muscle.”<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> was eating two<br />

meals per day. “When<br />

I committed to bodybuilding,<br />

I got in line<br />

with (what I would<br />

later determine were)<br />

<strong>Parrillo</strong> nutritional<br />

strategies: I increased<br />

the number of meals I<br />

ate per day. I jumped<br />

from two food meals<br />

per day to nowadays<br />

where I will take in<br />

calories of some type<br />

eleven times per day.<br />

I increased the number<br />

of my weight<br />

workouts from twice<br />

a week to five times per week.” As a<br />

result, <strong>Carey</strong> underwent a dramatic<br />

physical change. As a result of instituting<br />

this comprehensive new approach,<br />

combined with his new attitude and<br />

his increased degree of commitment,<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> was able to increase his training<br />

poundage or squeeze out more<br />

reps in most every workout. This<br />

equated to muscle growth. His cardio<br />

improved with each session and the<br />

“quality” of his aerobic workouts improved<br />

dramatically. This equated to<br />

fat loss. His intense training was now<br />

“supported” by the fact that he had<br />

nearly doubled the amount of calories<br />

he was consuming. The combination<br />

of weight training, cardio and <strong>Parrillo</strong>-style<br />

nutrition equated to progress.<br />

“I guess my body was ready for bodybuilding:<br />

the changes in my physique<br />

seemed immediate.” The gains came<br />

fast once he locked down the triumvirate:<br />

intense cardio, intense weight<br />

training underpinned by precision<br />

nutrition.<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong> 3 years ago, about 1 year<br />

into a committed training program<br />

<strong>Carey</strong>’s triathlon dreams transformed<br />

into his bodybuilding dreams; his<br />

athletic mode and goals underwent<br />

a 180-degree readjustment. Mr. <strong>Jonas</strong><br />

suddenly decided to muscle-up<br />

and compete in a bodybuilding show.<br />

No more prepping for a triathlon. “In<br />

2008 my goal shifted from triathlon<br />

to bodybuilding. Actually, part of the<br />

reason I was late in coming to bodybuilding<br />

is that there hasn’t been a<br />

bodybuilding element at my gym (especially<br />

not male bodybuilders) in recent<br />

years. I didn’t have anyone in my<br />

orbit to spark the idea or inspire me<br />

into this sport. As I evolved, I looked<br />

to outside sources, like <strong>Parrillo</strong> <strong>Performance</strong><br />

Press, as my inspiration. I<br />

practiced observation, and was always<br />

learning.” <strong>Carey</strong> had some initial apprehensions.<br />

“I just didn’t know if I<br />

had the genetics or the psychology required<br />

to be a successful competitive<br />

bodybuilder, even at the local level.<br />

As I trained using these new tactics,<br />

I began seeing excellent physical results.<br />

I decided to commit to bodybuilding.<br />

I wanted to see if I could<br />

take my physique to new levels.”<br />

At the beginning of his bodybuilding<br />

odyssey, his initial bodybuilding<br />

goal was modest: he wanted to create<br />

a physique good enough so as to not<br />

embarrass him when he competed in<br />

local bodybuilding competitions. “I<br />

would have been satisfied with just<br />

competing and not looking ridiculous<br />

in comparison to the other<br />

bodybuilders. That my efforts<br />

are being rewarded with wins<br />

is beyond my wildest imaginings.”<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> is from the Seattle<br />

region, a hotbed of bodybuilding<br />

with very high local standards. “I<br />

had begun to follow the Emerald<br />

Cup; the premiere bodybuilding<br />

competition in the greater Northwest.<br />

I set out to see if I could elevate<br />

my physique to a level that<br />

would allow me to compete at the<br />

Emerald Cup. That was my initial<br />

motivator.”<br />

Progress came quickly and soon<br />

folks at the gym were noticing<br />

just how good <strong>Carey</strong> was looking.<br />

“People were encouraging me to<br />

enter a competition. They would<br />

tell me, ‘Just do it!’ mimicking<br />

the Nike commercial. I began to<br />

experiment with body fat reduction;<br />

I would lose fat slowly, so<br />

as to not lose muscle in the process. I<br />

got good results but wanted more. So<br />

I sought out some professional help.”<br />

In 2012, <strong>Carey</strong> crossed paths with<br />

Pacific Northwest iconic bodybuilding<br />

goddess (and many time<br />

<strong>Parrillo</strong> cover-gal) Colleen<br />

Fisher. Being a smart man,<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> sought Colleen’s<br />

guidance. “I sought her advice.<br />

Colleen’s level of expertise<br />

is phenomenal: she<br />

had been a national level<br />

competitor for decades and<br />

a national bodybuilding<br />

champion. She is a physique<br />

judge and a super successful<br />

personal trainer. I sought<br />

her judgments and advice<br />

about what I was doing and<br />

how I was going about it.<br />

Her observations were a reality<br />

check for me and my<br />

methods.”<br />

Colleen had some initial apprehension<br />

about the pace <strong>Carey</strong> wanted<br />

to work at. <strong>Carey</strong> recalled. “I spoke<br />

with her in an initial conversation a<br />

few months before the Emerald Cup<br />

in 2012. I asked her if she thought her<br />

methods could enable me to compete<br />

in the Emerald Cup. Colleen looked<br />

me over and said ‘Absolutely I can<br />

help you get ready to compete in an<br />

Emerald Cup.’ Sensing that we were<br />

not quite on the same page, I clarified<br />

‘I mean: can you help me prepare for<br />

the Emerald Cup – the one coming up<br />

in three months?’ Colleen’s eyes got<br />

big and she blurted out, and I quote<br />

word for word, ‘Oh God NO!’ She<br />

immediately laughed at her own faux<br />

pas. We really just laugh about it. I<br />

took her reaction as an even bigger<br />

challenge, which made me more determined.<br />

And she saw my determination<br />

and decided it could work. Neither<br />

of us is inclined to shy away from<br />

a challenge.” The duo began working<br />

together and <strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong> actualized<br />

or surpassed all his bodybuilding<br />

dreams and aspirations.<br />

“Two months later I entered the 2012<br />

Emerald Cup and won the Master’s<br />

(over 40 years of age) heavyweight<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> at the gym with his trainer<br />

Colleen Fisher in April 2012<br />

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JOHN PARRILLO’S PERFORMANCE PRESS<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong><br />

“When I do both bodybuilding and business, I can continually approach<br />

each with a fresh perspective and a fresh state of mind.”<br />

class. I was also declared the Master’s<br />

overall champion among all the master<br />

age group categories. Colleen’s<br />

coaching was instrumental in my<br />

win. She was invaluable, not only<br />

in the training and nutrition, but she<br />

helped me perfect my posing and settle<br />

on a stage routine. She also introduced<br />

me to <strong>Parrillo</strong> Products. I used<br />

many <strong>Parrillo</strong> products in my contest<br />

preparation.”<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> was quick to grasp the logic<br />

and comprehensiveness of the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

approach to all things bodybuildingrelated.<br />

“I am continually seeking to<br />

refine my training. I experiment with<br />

nutrition: I will play with my meal frequency<br />

(add or subtract,) or I will increase<br />

or decrease my food volume or<br />

play with the nutrient composition. I<br />

am on the continual lookout for leaner<br />

and cleaner foods. I continuously look<br />

to stay current with the latest in training<br />

and nutrition information. I read<br />

the <strong>Parrillo</strong> <strong>Performance</strong> Press and<br />

use new ideas to push myself to new<br />

levels. After all, to successfully build<br />

muscle and strip off fat you need to<br />

push yourself to new levels.”<br />

We asked how he finds time to fit<br />

bodybuilding into his busy lifestyle<br />

and demanding career. “I’ve actually<br />

found that my business career<br />

and my bodybuilding career are<br />

a great complements to one another;<br />

each offers a complete<br />

break, one from the other. When<br />

I do both bodybuilding and business,<br />

I can continually approach<br />

each with a fresh perspective<br />

and a fresh state of mind. I move<br />

back and forth between these<br />

two focused pursuits.” A smart<br />

guy, <strong>Carey</strong> has another side and<br />

loves the outdoors. He lives in<br />

the outdoors paradise that is<br />

coastal Washington State. “Being<br />

single and without kids, I have<br />

the flexibility to coordinate my<br />

demanding work schedule with<br />

my demanding training schedule<br />

and my demanding recreational<br />

schedule.” <strong>Carey</strong> skis and snowshoes<br />

in the winter. You can find<br />

him whitewater rafting, sea kayaking,<br />

mountain climbing, backpacking,<br />

swimming or boating the rest of<br />

the year.<br />

“I love the wilderness and I love to<br />

do wildlife photography. I love travel,<br />

particularly adventure travel and international<br />

travel.” <strong>Carey</strong> is a fan of<br />

all kinds of music and regularly goes<br />

to outdoor and small venue concerts.<br />

“I love music and enjoy all sporting<br />

events. I compete in swimming, soccer<br />

and long distance running. I attend<br />

pro and college games in all sports<br />

with friends and family.” <strong>Carey</strong> also<br />

serves on the Board of Directors of a<br />

local non-profit wildlife shelter. He has<br />

served as a judge for a business plan<br />

competition for many years and he<br />

is a terrific example of what happens<br />

when an already athletic individual<br />

adopts the bodybuilding lifestyle, in<br />

all its glorious totality, for a protracted<br />

period of time. Bodybuilding is effective<br />

even when taken up later in life.<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> effected a dramatic physical<br />

transformation starting at age 39 and<br />

he exemplifies the numerous physical<br />

and psychological benefits associated<br />

Photo by Mark Mason<br />

“...To successfully build muscle and strip off fat<br />

you need to push yourself to new levels.”<br />

with living the bodybuilding lifestyle.<br />

<strong>Parrillo</strong> Products <strong>Carey</strong> uses…<br />

• Optimized Whey Protein <br />

(Chocolate Malt and Vanilla Malt)<br />

• 50/50 Plus (Chocolate and<br />

Vanilla)<br />

• Hi-Protein (Chocolate)<br />

• <strong>Parrillo</strong> Supplement Bars <br />

(Cappuccino)<br />

• Creatine Monohydrate<br />

• <strong>Parrillo</strong> Protein Chew Bars <br />

(Peanut Butter)<br />

My use of these products has varied,<br />

depending on my goals, e.g. increasing<br />

or decreasing carbs, manipulating<br />

protein, etc. Each individual<br />

product was used at a specific time in<br />

a specific way looking to elicit a specific<br />

result. <strong>Parrillo</strong> Products have<br />

been major factor in what I’ve been<br />

able to accomplish. I truly appreciate<br />

the potency and quality that goes into<br />

these products.<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> ’ s Daily<br />

Meal Schedule<br />

1. 8am dozen eggs (3<br />

yolks,) pineapple<br />

2. 9am <strong>Parrillo</strong> Supplement<br />

Bar (Cappuccino)<br />

3. 10am <strong>Parrillo</strong> Optimized<br />

Whey Protein <br />

shake + CapTri ®<br />

4. 11:30am chicken<br />

breast, asparagus, spinach<br />

w/ oil & vinegar,<br />

apple<br />

5. 12:30pm <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

50/50 Plus shake +<br />

CapTri ®<br />

6. 2pm chicken breast,<br />

asparagus, sweet potato<br />

7. 3pm <strong>Parrillo</strong> 50/50 Plus shake +<br />

CapTri ®<br />

8. 4pm chicken breast, spinach w/oil<br />

& vinegar, apple<br />

9. 5:30pm beef kebabs w/ bell peppers,<br />

sweet potato (pre-workout)<br />

10. 8:30pm beef kebabs w/ bell peppers,<br />

spinach w/oil & vinegar, apple<br />

11. 9:30pm <strong>Parrillo</strong> Optimized Whey<br />

Protein shake + CapTri ®<br />

With my work schedule, my meal<br />

schedule will vary. I prepare meals<br />

in bulk. I carry them with me as I<br />

travel around during my day.<br />

Weekly Training Split<br />

Day 1 Chest/Back/Calves<br />

Day 2 Legs (Quads/Hams)/Abs<br />

Day 3 Shoulders/Arms/Calves<br />

Day 4 Off<br />

Day 5 Repeat day 1<br />

Day 6 Repeat day 2<br />

Day 7 Repeat day 3<br />

Six times a week at the conclusion<br />

of my weight training session, I blast<br />

away at cardio, going as fast as possible<br />

for ten minutes using an ultrahigh<br />

intensity aerobic approach…<br />

as I roll deeper and deeper into my<br />

preparation for a competition, I will<br />

significantly increase the cardio session<br />

duration, while maintaining the<br />

session intensity.<br />

Photo by Mark Mason<br />

<strong>Carey</strong> onstage for the final Masters<br />

Overall comparisons at the<br />

2012 Emerald Cup<br />

October 2012 / <strong>Performance</strong> Press 1-800-344-3404 www.parrillo.com www.parrillo.com 1-800-344-3404 <strong>Performance</strong> Press / October 2012


JOHN PARRILLO’S PERFORMANCE PRESS<br />

Some things you just<br />

know don’t go together:<br />

drinking and driving, oil<br />

and water, cats and dogs,<br />

and Lady Gaga and normal<br />

clothing (she’s still<br />

my girl though). Being a<br />

bodybuilder for 25 years<br />

and a parent for over 18<br />

now, I have often pondered<br />

whether or not the<br />

two are compatible.<br />

Many of you reading this<br />

are parents, and many of<br />

you are not. Of those of<br />

you who are not parents,<br />

some of you will be eventually<br />

either by choice or<br />

circumstance, and some<br />

of you will never have<br />

children - again either<br />

intentionally or unintentionally.<br />

My wry observation<br />

is that most of the<br />

people who reproduce<br />

on purpose are those<br />

with some type of fertility<br />

issues. For the rest<br />

of us, it pretty much just<br />

happens one day.<br />

I work in an industry of<br />

professional and amateur<br />

athletes in bodybuilding, fitness,<br />

Figure, Bikini, and Physique. For<br />

the purposes of our discussion,<br />

“Bodybuilding is a truly<br />

demanding lifestyle”<br />

I’m just going to lump them all<br />

into the category of ‘bodybuilding.’<br />

Bodybuilding is just about<br />

the most selfish sport<br />

there is, mainly because<br />

it’s the most demanding<br />

in terms of what you do<br />

24/7.<br />

To be the best bodybuilder<br />

you can possibly<br />

be (which is the goal regardless<br />

of whether you<br />

compete or not), your<br />

priorities must be your<br />

own training, eating, and<br />

rest. At first that doesn’t<br />

sound so involved to the<br />

outside observer since<br />

plenty of ‘normal’ people<br />

go to the gym, eat<br />

food, and sleep at night;<br />

so let me be a bit more<br />

clear.<br />

Your training includes<br />

your weight training<br />

workouts and your cardio<br />

sessions. Not only<br />

can they not be missed,<br />

but you must put out<br />

your best effort. Your<br />

meals and your rest are<br />

intimately connected to<br />

A BODYBUILDER IS BORN: Generations<br />

this. If you have missed meals or<br />

eaten things you shouldn’t have,<br />

and if you haven’t slept enough,<br />

either will have a negative impact<br />

on the workout. The meals need<br />

to be the right foods in the right<br />

quantities and ratios at the right<br />

intervals before the workout to<br />

provide ample fuel to<br />

train your hardest, and<br />

your meals afterward<br />

also need to be optimal<br />

so you can recover<br />

and grow - otherwise<br />

the workout was<br />

a waste of time and<br />

effort. Did I mention<br />

that since you have to<br />

eat clean, those meals,<br />

often six every day,<br />

all need to be cooked<br />

too? If you’re lucky<br />

like me you have an<br />

understanding wife to<br />

help out in that aspect,<br />

otherwise you better<br />

damn well learn how<br />

to cook. I wouldn’t<br />

recommend watching<br />

Rachael Ray or Paula<br />

Deen for instruction,<br />

unless what you really<br />

want to build is a<br />

fat ass.<br />

The same goes for<br />

your rest. You need to<br />

be rested to have the<br />

energy to train hard, and you<br />

must get adequate rest to recover<br />

and grow from the workout.<br />

That means eight hours a night,<br />

and naps here and there for those<br />

whose schedules allow. So as a<br />

bodybuilder, your life pretty<br />

much revolves around your<br />

workouts, your meals especially,<br />

and sleeping.<br />

The thing is, when you’re a parent,<br />

a good parent I mean, your<br />

needs can’t come first. The<br />

“To be the best, your training,<br />

eating, and rest must<br />

take priority.”<br />

needs of your children - their<br />

health and welfare - must take<br />

priority. Obviously, children are<br />

most helpless and need the most<br />

attention and care as infants<br />

when they can’t even do things<br />

like eat, bathe, or get dressed<br />

by themselves. Then there are<br />

loaded diapers to be constantly<br />

changed! Things get easier in one<br />

sense as they get a little older,<br />

but then you have new responsibilities:<br />

taking them to school<br />

and picking them up, shuttling<br />

them around to doctors,<br />

dentists, friends’<br />

houses, sports practices<br />

and games, music<br />

or martial arts lessons<br />

and classes, etc. This<br />

goes on until they are<br />

old enough to drive<br />

and have their own<br />

vehicle. You can’t just<br />

up and go anywhere<br />

without them, say to<br />

a contest or a far-off<br />

gym; without first figuring<br />

out who will be<br />

able to watch your kid<br />

or kids, make sure they<br />

don’t perish from exposure<br />

or starvation,<br />

and get them to all the<br />

places they need to<br />

be. Childless people<br />

often have no concept<br />

that the ability to<br />

just spontaneously up<br />

and go somewhere, as<br />

long as you don’t have<br />

to work, is foreign to<br />

parents. We don’t go<br />

anywhere, ever, without<br />

first thinking, “What about<br />

the kids?” Some parents do, of<br />

course, which is when Child<br />

Protective Services typically<br />

enters the picture and relieves<br />

you of those pesky offspring<br />

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cramping your style.<br />

Do I ever envy that freedom?<br />

Sure I do! For a minute. I<br />

wouldn’t trade places<br />

though. I love my kids<br />

to death and can’t even<br />

fathom what my life<br />

would be like without<br />

them in it.<br />

So, can you be a bodybuilder<br />

with kids? Of<br />

course you can. Plenty of<br />

people who compete are<br />

parents. But they have<br />

the additional challenge<br />

of arranging all those<br />

workouts and meals<br />

around the schedules of<br />

their kids, and dealing<br />

with unexpected things<br />

like illness, troubles at<br />

school, issues staying in<br />

their own bed and crawling<br />

into yours, and so on.<br />

That’s why I give a lot<br />

of credit to all the parents<br />

out there who still<br />

manage to look great. I<br />

know many times it’s the<br />

mom who does the most<br />

for the kids while the dad has<br />

more leeway to do ‘his thing’ as<br />

a bodybuilder. And some moms<br />

have their mom, or their husband<br />

or boyfriend helping out a<br />

lot so she can have the time to<br />

train and eat.<br />

So to all the single parents out<br />

there, mostly moms I know but<br />

there are also some dads doing<br />

it solo, I take my hat off to you.<br />

You are living proof that there<br />

are no excuses, and anyone can<br />

look amazing if they want it<br />

“You can be a good parent<br />

and a good bodybuilder.”<br />

badly enough and are willing<br />

to be creative in managing their<br />

time.<br />

To all of you who are childless<br />

and bodybuilding, I’m sure you<br />

too have your struggles in life<br />

to deal with. But only the other<br />

parents out there know what I<br />

mean when I say that with kids<br />

in the equation, it’s a whole<br />

other world - as many of you will<br />

discover yourself eventually.<br />

So can bodybuilding and parenting<br />

mix? They can,<br />

but concessions must be<br />

made. You may have to<br />

postpone some workouts<br />

and meals, and there<br />

will definitely be nights<br />

especially early on when<br />

you won’t get as much<br />

sleep as you need to. For<br />

me, there has never been<br />

a question of giving up<br />

one for the other. I sure<br />

as hell would never<br />

abandon or neglect my<br />

kids, and there’s no way<br />

I would stop bodybuilding<br />

unless some injury or<br />

illness befell me that was<br />

severe enough to knock<br />

me out of the gym. I am<br />

a proud parent, and a<br />

proud bodybuilder - and<br />

so can you be!<br />

Ron<br />

Harris<br />

is the<br />

author of<br />

Real Bodybuilding,<br />

available at<br />

www.ronharrismuscle.com<br />

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The <strong>Parrillo</strong> Principles<br />

Truthfulness, the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

Nutritional Strategy<br />

and BodyStat<br />

What differentiates John<br />

<strong>Parrillo</strong> from the rest<br />

of the fitness world is<br />

his cold allegiance to the truth<br />

– even if the truth is detrimental to<br />

his own financial wellbeing. Back<br />

in the early 1980s I was an avid<br />

supplement taker, indiscriminately<br />

leaping from one “magical” supplement<br />

to the next. I was lured in<br />

by outrageous advertising claims<br />

made by unscrupulous supplement<br />

makers. I desperately wanted to<br />

believe that the bold lies (told with<br />

such easy assurance) were in fact<br />

true. Had I been a little smarter I<br />

would have noticed that the advertising<br />

templates were predictably<br />

the same: purchase a full color ad<br />

in a muscle magazine and have<br />

some monstrous bodybuilder proclaim<br />

that the featured supplement<br />

was critical and indispensable and<br />

without this particular product it<br />

would have been impossible for<br />

the monster man to construct the<br />

body he displayed in the ad. Yeah,<br />

right. Chances are the supplement<br />

didn’t even exist during most of<br />

the 15-20 years it took the monster<br />

man to develop his physique.<br />

The second widely used advertising<br />

template involved beautiful,<br />

scantily clad women. This clever<br />

tactic caused male bodybuilders to<br />

By Andre Newcomb<br />

pause before turning the page. The<br />

boys and men would gaze lustfully<br />

at these exotic sex objects and by<br />

keeping the men and boys staring<br />

at the page the message about the<br />

supplement would be communicated.<br />

Another successful supplement<br />

template used multiple images of<br />

normal folks radically transformed<br />

in ‘before and after’ shots. This tactic<br />

was brought to high art by one<br />

4<strong>Parrillo</strong> promoted the<br />

unpopular notion that<br />

using his supplements<br />

would allow the user to<br />

train more not less and<br />

train harder not easier.<br />

4<br />

outfit whose owner bragged in my<br />

presence that he had no compunction<br />

about advertising deception<br />

and outright lying because, and<br />

I quote, “No natural supplement<br />

works: none of them are worth a<br />

damn!” He also bragged about how<br />

in every $85 supplement “kit” sold,<br />

he had less than $3 in actual cost.<br />

This man built a fortune using this<br />

cynical ruse: his New Jersey mansion<br />

was featured in Architectural<br />

Digest and his collection of vintage<br />

rock guitars (kept in a specially<br />

built hermetically sealed room)<br />

was valued at over $1,000,000.<br />

He died at age 39 of a prescription<br />

drug overdose and was considered<br />

the salesmanship “role model” by<br />

the rest of the industry.<br />

John <strong>Parrillo</strong> said repeatedly that<br />

natural supplements, potent natural<br />

supplements, can and do work – assuming<br />

the supplements are potent<br />

and used in precise conjunction<br />

with a diet based on the expert use<br />

of real food. From day one <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

<strong>Performance</strong> Products has been<br />

upfront about the realistic results<br />

that can be procured from natural<br />

supplements. <strong>Parrillo</strong> has flatly and<br />

repeatedly stated that potent nutritional<br />

supplements can add 10-20%<br />

to the final finished physical product:<br />

and that my friend is huge!<br />

Compared to the over-the-top deceitful<br />

lies proclaimed by other<br />

supplement makers, John’s realistic<br />

claims seemed tame. <strong>Parrillo</strong> promoted<br />

the unpopular notion that<br />

using his supplements would allow<br />

the user to train more not less and<br />

train harder not easier. His supplements<br />

were never designed to provide<br />

the user a way to avoid the<br />

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JOHN PARRILLO’S PERFORMANCE PRESS<br />

The <strong>Parrillo</strong> Principles<br />

disciplined eating and ferocious<br />

training necessary to transform<br />

the human body. <strong>Parrillo</strong> Products<br />

seemed pedestrian compared to<br />

the incredible results claimed by<br />

supplement liars. Despite the pressure<br />

to go along with the crowd,<br />

John <strong>Parrillo</strong> never wavered in his<br />

complete allegiance to the factual<br />

truth. Maybe that’s the reason that<br />

<strong>Parrillo</strong> <strong>Performance</strong> Products are<br />

still around, thirty years down the<br />

road. This in an industry where<br />

the ‘shelf life’ of a new supplement<br />

is, on average, less than a<br />

year and supplement companies<br />

disappear completely after a few<br />

short years of existence. Are you<br />

aware that a half dozen <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

supplements remain popular thirty<br />

years after their introduction! Nutritional<br />

supplements are meant to<br />

supplement a sound diet. A “sound<br />

diet” is a diet based on the studied<br />

use of regular food, the kind purchased<br />

at the grocery store. Honest<br />

supplementation is not designed<br />

to replace regular food; nor is the<br />

use of supplements supposed to<br />

magically eliminate or reduce the<br />

time or gut-busting effort needed<br />

in the gym. <strong>Parrillo</strong> contended that<br />

precise use of potent, natural nutritional<br />

supplements would allow<br />

the serious trainee to train harder<br />

and train more often, train longer<br />

and recover quicker from the intense<br />

resistance and intense cardio<br />

he recommended. His truth telling<br />

stood him apart from the rest of the<br />

crowd back in the 80’s and it still<br />

sets him apart from the crowd in<br />

the year 2012.<br />

<strong>Parrillo</strong>’s sophisticated approach<br />

has evolved slowly and methodically<br />

over the past four decades.<br />

He honed his system to razor-edge<br />

perfection by preparing thousands<br />

of bodybuilders for competition.<br />

The methods first developed for<br />

elite national and international<br />

level bodybuilders have proven<br />

incredibly effective when applied<br />

to regular folks in pursuit of more<br />

modest fitness goals. The <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

nutritional approach empowers<br />

the user by providing them with a<br />

system whose foundation is built<br />

on the precise use of regular food.<br />

<strong>Parrillo</strong> supplements are meant to<br />

supplement a sound diet, not<br />

replace regular food.<br />

This foundational food base is augmented<br />

and amplified by the inclusion<br />

of powerful nutritional supplements.<br />

The <strong>Parrillo</strong> Nutritional approach<br />

enables the trainee to custom<br />

design a dietary approach that<br />

suits their lifestyle and melds with<br />

their particular needs and circumstance.<br />

The <strong>Parrillo</strong> nutritional approach<br />

starts by establishing realistic<br />

goals. Once the goals are set the<br />

<strong>Parrillo</strong> trainee uses the BodyStat<br />

Kit to monitor results. The BodyStat<br />

Kit includes the BodyStat Manual,<br />

BodyStat sheets and skin-fold<br />

calipers. The trainee uses BodyStat<br />

procedures to evaluate what is happening<br />

to his or her body composition:<br />

the ratio of lean muscle mass<br />

to body fat. Readings are taken<br />

weekly and results are monitored<br />

on a continual and ongoing basis.<br />

Based upon the weekly BodyStat<br />

results, the trainee might tweak<br />

their diet, they might tweak their<br />

training or they might tweak both.<br />

The idea is to keep progress going<br />

by manipulating the variables. The<br />

<strong>Parrillo</strong> method used today was developed<br />

over many, many years of<br />

trial and error. The overall goal is<br />

simple to grasp...<br />

Try and gain muscle<br />

without gaining fat;<br />

try to lose fat without<br />

losing muscle.<br />

The easiest way to gain muscle<br />

is to stay in a calorie-surplus<br />

state. In the <strong>Parrillo</strong> mass<br />

building system, the trainee<br />

eats enough clean calories to<br />

gain between 1 and 2 pounds<br />

per week. Progress is charted<br />

using the BodyStat Kit to determine<br />

what percentage of<br />

body weight gained is muscle<br />

and what percentage of weight<br />

gained was fat. If the weight gain<br />

is all muscle then you have hit the<br />

mark. You keep doing what you<br />

have been doing. If an unacceptable<br />

portion of the weight gained<br />

is fat, the trainee tweaks their diet.<br />

They could increase the lean protein<br />

intake while lowering starch<br />

carbs. This particular tactic increases<br />

glucagon and decreases<br />

insulin. Perhaps the trainee leaves<br />

the diet intact and alters the weight<br />

training or aerobics. There are, as<br />

the old saying goes, many ways to<br />

skin a cat. If the goal is to become as<br />

lean as possible, the easiest way to<br />

lose fat is to create a caloric deficit.<br />

Generally speaking, and depending<br />

upon the size of the individual,<br />

the goal should be to lose between<br />

1 and 2 pounds of body weight per<br />

week and use BodyStat charting<br />

to determine if the weight lost was<br />

body fat. If your weight loss was fat<br />

loss then you keep doing what you<br />

have been doing. If you lose an unacceptable<br />

amount of muscle in the<br />

process, then this indicates a tweak<br />

to the diet or a tweak to the training<br />

is in order. BodyStat methodology<br />

keeps you from getting fat when<br />

you are trying to add muscle size.<br />

BodyStat methodology keeps you<br />

from losing muscle when you are<br />

trying to burn off body fat. Body-<br />

Stat charting alerts you if you are<br />

on the right or wrong track and<br />

tells you when it is time to make<br />

a change in your strategy. Body-<br />

Stat charting eliminates the guesswork.<br />

The bathroom scale can be<br />

incredibly deceiving: you could<br />

lose two pounds of body weight,<br />

think you are doing great when in<br />

fact you have starved yourself, shut<br />

the metabolism down and have actually<br />

lost two pounds of muscle!<br />

You think you are on the right<br />

track when in fact your fat percentage<br />

remains untouched. Using<br />

the scales alone can leave you fat,<br />

dumb and happy – quite literally.<br />

BodyStat charting is all about<br />

logic: if you are on a mass building<br />

program and after a protracted<br />

period of time BodyStat charting<br />

alerts you that your body is unable<br />

to put on another pound of muscle<br />

(the only weight gain is fat gain)<br />

then it is time to reverse directions<br />

and start leaning out. Cut the starch<br />

carbs and up the aerobics. This<br />

opens up the insulin receptor sites<br />

Truthfulness, the <strong>Parrillo</strong> Nutritional Strategy & BodyStat<br />

and adds capillary density to muscles.<br />

Down the road you can go on<br />

another mass gain cycle. Likewise<br />

when the lean-out strategy has run<br />

its course and you can’t seem to<br />

lose another pound of fat without<br />

losing muscle, then it is logically<br />

time to switch directions and start<br />

gaining a pound or two of weight<br />

per week. This switch will speed<br />

up your metabolism and enable<br />

you to start losing fat again as well.<br />

This is the essence of the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

approach and the BodyStat system<br />

BodyStat testing<br />

eliminates the<br />

guesswork!<br />

is the cornerstone, the foundation,<br />

of the <strong>Parrillo</strong> nutritional system.<br />

BodyStat charting allows the<br />

trainee to create a weekly report<br />

card. If you are really serious and<br />

want to make continued progress<br />

this is the ideal system. This system<br />

allows you to continually chart<br />

progress and eliminate the guess<br />

work. Remember that every diet<br />

works if the calories are low enough<br />

– you will lose body weight – but<br />

are you losing body fat? BodyStat<br />

charting will give you the answer<br />

to that critical question. Our system<br />

lets you figure out which diet<br />

is the best diet for you. We find<br />

that if you do things right your metabolism<br />

constantly increases: this<br />

is called building the metabolism.<br />

John <strong>Parrillo</strong> was the first person<br />

to show that you could get lean and<br />

muscular by eating a lot of calories<br />

– if it is done right. John has<br />

had competitors win major world<br />

bodybuilding competitions eating<br />

10,000 calories per day and eat that<br />

amount of food without adding a<br />

single ounce of fat. How is that possible?<br />

Over time, using the BodyStat<br />

system, the metabolism gradually<br />

acclimatizes and is able to handle<br />

an ever increasing number of<br />

calories. The modern bodybuilding<br />

champions are able to step onstage<br />

weighing 250+ pounds carrying<br />

4% body fat percentiles: they have<br />

trained their metabolisms to handle<br />

massive amounts of calories without<br />

shuttling excess into fat storage.<br />

To use an appropriate analogy: a<br />

raging bonfire is able to burn giant<br />

logs. A pathetic, smoldering fire can<br />

only burn twigs. A raging metabolism<br />

can burn massive amounts of<br />

clean calories and burn them thoroughly<br />

and completely. A stunted<br />

metabolism turns excess calories<br />

into body fat quicker than you can<br />

say “Pass the pie!” <strong>Parrillo</strong>’s genius<br />

was modifying the tactics of<br />

the champions for use by regular<br />

people. The champions blazed the<br />

trail and normal people can use<br />

these advanced tactics to pursue<br />

their own goals. For $39.95 you<br />

can purchase the BodyStat Kit and<br />

start issuing your own weekly report<br />

card. Combine potent <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

supplements with the expert use of<br />

regular food. Use the BodyStat Kit<br />

to inform you of weekly changes in<br />

body composition. Why fly blind?<br />

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tips<br />

RECIPE<br />

spotlight<br />

Buffaloaf<br />

686 g. (1.5 1bs.) 100% lean buffalo meat<br />

100 g. egg whites<br />

50 g. chopped parsley<br />

50 g. grated carrot<br />

50 g. minced onion<br />

50 g. catsup<br />

25 g. oats<br />

4 tbsp. CapTri ®<br />

garlic and oregano to taste<br />

Mix all ingredients in a loaf pan. Bake at 350<br />

degrees for 90 minutes. Serves four.<br />

Training Tip<br />

of the month:<br />

Bench Press To The Neck<br />

This bench press variation is excellent for upper pec<br />

development. Take a medium grip on the bar. As<br />

with the bench press, it’s important to align your<br />

pectoral girdle<br />

properly to place<br />

the mechanical<br />

advantage on your<br />

upper pecs. Press<br />

your shoulders<br />

down toward<br />

your waist. Push<br />

your sternum up.<br />

As you lower the<br />

bar, pinch your<br />

chin into your chest. Bring the bar down to this<br />

pinch point. Then press back up to the starting<br />

position, staying tight throughout the full range<br />

of motion.<br />

& tidbits<br />

Calories 50<br />

Protein 3.30g<br />

Fat .70g<br />

Total Carbs 10.01g<br />

of the month<br />

Food<br />

of the month:<br />

Kale<br />

• Very high in beta carotene, vitamin K, vitamin C,<br />

lutein, zeaxanthin, and a good source of calcium.<br />

•Contains sulforaphane (particularly when chopped or<br />

minced), a chemical with potent anti-cancer<br />

properties, and is also a good source of carotenoids.<br />

•A source of indole-3-carbinol, which boosts DNA<br />

repair in cells and appears to block the growth of<br />

cancer cells.<br />

Nutritional Information for 100 grams, raw:<br />

Fiber 2.0g<br />

Calcium 135mg<br />

Phosphorus 56mg<br />

Iron 1.70mg<br />

Try these great recipe ideas using kale:<br />

Sodium 43mg<br />

Potassium 447mg<br />

Vitamin A<br />

15376 IU<br />

• Add washed, chopped fresh kale to soups like Lentil and<br />

Vegetable Stew, Vegetable Turkey Stew, and Vegetable Soup<br />

• Add finely chopped Tuscan kale to salads, like the Green and<br />

Crunchy Salad<br />

nutrition Tip<br />

of the month:<br />

The single best supplement for gaining muscle is<br />

creatine. This is a molecule stored inside muscle<br />

cells and is involved in energy production. It increases<br />

muscle size and strength dramatically within the first<br />

month of using it. Muscle gains of 4-14 lbs. and strength increases<br />

of 10-15% are typical during the first month of creatine<br />

supplementation. That’s quite amazing when you think<br />

about it. Most of the muscular weight gain is do to storage of<br />

water inside muscle cells. As creatine is stored in the muscle,<br />

it attracts water, causing the muscle cell to swell. The strength<br />

increases are due to increased energy producing ability of the<br />

muscle. While muscle gains during the first month are miraculous,<br />

things slow down after that. After the muscles are saturated<br />

with creatine, they can’t soak up any more, and after<br />

that it’s a matter of maintenance of creatine stores. For the<br />

first 1-3 weeks you should use 20g a day to fully load the muscle,<br />

then 5-10g a day to maintain muscle stores. It stands to<br />

reason that muscle protein gain will ultimately be enhanced<br />

as well, leading to faster muscle growth, because you’re<br />

able to train heavier while using creatine. This, of course,<br />

providing you increase your protein and calories to support<br />

News & Discoveries<br />

In Fitness & Nutrition<br />

Cocoa Compounds May Reduce<br />

Blood Pressure<br />

Compounds in cocoa may help to reduce blood pressure, according<br />

to a new systematic review in The Cochrane Library.<br />

The researchers reviewed evidence from short-term trials<br />

in which participants were given dark chocolate or cocoa<br />

powder daily and found that their blood pressure dropped<br />

slightly compared to a control group. Cocoa contains compounds<br />

called flavanols, thought to be responsible for the<br />

formation of nitric oxide in the body. Nitric oxide causes<br />

blood vessel walls to relax and open wider, thereby reducing<br />

blood pressure. The link between cocoa and blood pressure<br />

stems from the discovery that the indigenous people<br />

of San Blas Island in Central American, who drink flavanolrich<br />

cocoa drinks every day, have normal blood pressure regardless<br />

of age. However, flavanol concentrations in cocoa<br />

and chocolate products vary according to cocoa processing<br />

procedures and types of chocolate, so it is difficult to<br />

establish the optimal dosage for an effect. To investigate<br />

the effect of flavanols on blood pressure, the researchers<br />

reviewed data from trials in which people consumed dark<br />

chocolate or cocoa powder containing between 30-1080mg<br />

of flavanols in 3-100g of chocolate each day. Altogether, 856<br />

people were involved in 20 trials lasting 2-8 weeks, or in one<br />

case, 18 weeks. Flavanol-rich chocolate or cocoa powder reduced<br />

blood pressure on average by 2-3mm Hg. “Although<br />

we don’t yet have evidence for any sustained decrease in<br />

blood pressure, the small reduction we saw over the short<br />

term might complement other treatment options and might<br />

contribute to reducing the risk of cardiovascular disease,”<br />

said lead researcher Karin Ried of the National Institute of<br />

Integrative Medicine in Melbourne, Australia.<br />

Interesting<br />

Article Fact:<br />

- from EurekAlert!, August 14, 2012<br />

Whey protein is rich in the branch chain amino acid leucine,<br />

shown to help in muscle building and fat-burning.<br />

Read more in John <strong>Parrillo</strong>’s article on page 20.<br />

Dominique’s<br />

Time Cruncher<br />

Question<br />

of the month:<br />

Quick Tip<br />

of the month:<br />

Want a quick meal that doesn’t skimp on the vegetables<br />

and quality protein? Make a stir-fry! In the grocery’s<br />

Natural Vegetable sources<br />

Natural E-Plus contains 400IU Vitamin E (as d-alpha<br />

produce and meat departments, look for vegetables and<br />

tocopherol plus d-beta, d-gamma, d-delta tocopherols)<br />

from natural vegetable oils. It contains no sugar, no<br />

meats that are prepped to the correct size for stir-frying.<br />

The packages are usually labeled for “stir-fry” and will save<br />

starch, no preservatives, and no artificial color or flavor.<br />

you lots of time in the kitchen. Just get out your skillet or<br />

this growth.<br />

wok, turn on the stove top, and you are ready to cook!<br />

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?<br />

Question: Would there be any benefits to following<br />

a high fat diet to get lean or is there a better choice<br />

out there for me?<br />

Answer: There are more benefits of a high carbohydrate<br />

diet as compared to the high fat diet in terms<br />

of getting lean. Not all calories are created equal. Dietary<br />

fat is preferentially stored as body fat, whereas<br />

carbohydrates do not significantly contribute to fat<br />

stores. Most of your body fat is derived from the fat<br />

you eat and very little comes from conversion of protein<br />

or carbohydrate into fat. So it makes sense that<br />

if you want to reduce body fat the first place to start<br />

is to eat less fat. Proponents of the high fat diet say<br />

that carbohydrates cause insulin release which in turn<br />

stimulates fat storage. On the <strong>Parrillo</strong> diet we teach<br />

you how to select carbohydrate sources and structure<br />

your meals so that carbohydrates are released into the<br />

bloodstream very slowly, so this isn’t a problem. We<br />

have found that if you eat a diet higher in carbs and<br />

low in fat you will end up being leaner and more muscular<br />

whether you are using the diet to gain weight or<br />

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FAT BURNERS: THE PARRILLO SUPPLEMENT GUIDE<br />

I<br />

know you’ve seen the ads everywhere:<br />

people claiming to get cut<br />

and ripped after taking a fat-burning<br />

supplement. And you wonder: do<br />

these supplements work? Before I answer<br />

that question, let me emphasize<br />

that the right diet (lean protein, low-fat,<br />

high-fiber, and vegetable-rich), coupled<br />

with intense weight training and regular<br />

cardio workouts, is the best fatburning<br />

combination. That said, if you<br />

add in certain fat-burners, you can certainly<br />

boost your way toward leanness,<br />

big time. What follows is my guide to<br />

the best fat-burners – the ones I recommend<br />

that can really give you the lean<br />

edge – and how to take them.<br />

Whey Protein + Creatine<br />

You build lean muscle with protein,<br />

and muscle is your body’s fat-burning<br />

engine. Well-developed muscle burns<br />

calories, pure and simple. You can increase<br />

muscle and burn body fat by<br />

supplementing with a combo of whey<br />

protein and creatine monohydrate.<br />

Whey protein is rich in the branch chain<br />

amino acid leucine (see below). Leucine<br />

has been shown to help muscle building<br />

and fat burning. Whey, in <strong>Parrillo</strong>’s Optimized<br />

Whey Protein , is thus an ideal<br />

fat-burning protein. As a fast-digesting<br />

protein, it can move leucine to the muscles<br />

as quickly as possible.<br />

Creatine is available from <strong>Parrillo</strong> <strong>Performance</strong><br />

as <strong>Parrillo</strong> Creatine Monohydrate<br />

. Increasing the levels of creatine<br />

in your muscles gives them another fuel<br />

source besides glycogen from carbohydrates.<br />

The question is: how much creatine<br />

do you need? To start, we recommend<br />

for the first one to two weeks you<br />

use 20-30 grams each day, divided into<br />

even servings of 5 grams each taken<br />

with each meal or mixed with our <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

Optimized Whey Protein . This<br />

is the loading phase. Use the lower end<br />

of these recommendations if you’re in<br />

the 150-200 pound range and the upper<br />

end if you’re over 200 pounds. We<br />

recommend one to two weeks, but the<br />

loading phase can last up to four weeks<br />

in some individuals. After this, 5-10<br />

grams a day should be sufficient to<br />

maintain elevated muscle stores of creatine.<br />

It takes approximately 4-8 weeks<br />

to deplete creatine stores after you stop<br />

taking it.<br />

Leucine<br />

A growing mound of proof suggests that<br />

supplementing with leucine will help<br />

you maintain muscle mass and burn<br />

body fat. Leucine, which comprises<br />

about one-third of muscle protein, enters<br />

muscle cells and turns on key biochemical<br />

processes that result in more<br />

muscle protein and, thus, more muscle<br />

development and greater fat-burning.<br />

Leucine also increases secretion of the<br />

anabolic hormone insulin, important<br />

for encouraging growth. Therefore, this<br />

essential amino acid is not only a building<br />

block, but it is also needed to turn<br />

on your muscle-building and fat-burning<br />

processes. A great source of leucine<br />

is <strong>Parrillo</strong> Muscle Amino Formula (a<br />

formulation of BCAAs). The suggested<br />

usage is two or more capsules with<br />

each meal and/or 4-6 capsules before<br />

and after workouts.<br />

Lipotropics<br />

A powerful fat burner supplement like<br />

<strong>Parrillo</strong> Advanced Lipotropic Formula<br />

will help you shed extra fat. This<br />

scientifically formulated supplement<br />

combines the following:<br />

Biotin: A B-vitamin, biotin activates<br />

genes involved in regulating insulin<br />

and blood sugar. Biotin is required to<br />

make four key enzymes called carboxylases.<br />

These enzymes are involved in<br />

the metabolism of fats, and the conversion<br />

of protein and fat to glucose. Without<br />

biotin, the body cannot adequately<br />

metabolize fat.<br />

Choline: This B vitamin is a “first<br />

string” player among lipotropics. Its<br />

most vital function is regulating the<br />

amount of fat that accumulates in the<br />

liver, which is one of the body’s storage<br />

sites for excess fat. Another benefit<br />

of choline is that it helps emulsify<br />

cholesterol, preventing it from building<br />

up in artery walls or gallbladder. Also,<br />

choline works to rid the body of toxins,<br />

poisons, and any drug residues. This<br />

is important because toxins can impede<br />

fat-burning. Deficiencies in choline<br />

contribute to high blood pressure,<br />

hardening of the arteries, cirrhosis of<br />

the liver, and lack of appetite. Interestingly,<br />

hens will not lay eggs if deficient<br />

in choline. (Eggs happen to be a great<br />

source of choline.)<br />

Inositol: Closely associated with biotin<br />

and choline is the B vitamin inositol.<br />

This nutrient stimulates the body’s production<br />

of lecithin, a lipid-based component<br />

in the body that transports fats<br />

from the liver to the cells for energy.<br />

Inositol is thus an important regulator<br />

of fat metabolism. It also helps reduce<br />

cholesterol by preventing the build-up<br />

of fatty deposits in the arteries that lead<br />

to their narrowing.<br />

L-carnitine: Another key lipotropic is<br />

carnitine, a protein-like nutrient made<br />

by the body but also found in foods. Its<br />

main function is to assist the body in<br />

burning fat. In studies, carnitine appears<br />

to emulsify fat build-up in the<br />

arteries and internal organs. Carnitine<br />

also stimulates the adrenal glands,<br />

which help the body in using its fat reserves<br />

as fuel.<br />

Betaine: This nutrient is a substance<br />

from which choline is formed and has<br />

similar functions. Betaine can help with<br />

joint and liver repair and muscle recovery,<br />

as well as reduce inflammation and<br />

the risk of heart disease.<br />

Chromium picolinate: This<br />

mineral has been shown to<br />

increase glucose tolerance (to<br />

help get carbohydrates into<br />

your cells to be used for energy<br />

rather than stored as body<br />

fat) and stabilize blood sugar<br />

levels (to avoid low-energy periods).<br />

When supplementing,<br />

take one capsule of <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

Advanced Lipotropic Formula<br />

with each meal.<br />

Thermogenics through MCTs<br />

CapTri ® is a special kind of<br />

fat called a medium chain triglyceride<br />

(MCT). CapTri ® harnesses the energy<br />

density of fat but is not stored as body<br />

fat. The molecular structure of CapTri ®<br />

results in it being metabolized differently<br />

than conventional fats. Instead<br />

of being transported to fat depots like<br />

regular fats, CapTri ® is transported directly<br />

to the liver and is immediately<br />

burned to produce energy.<br />

Probably the most amazing thing is that<br />

lipids like CapTri ® also have a lower<br />

food efficiency than carbohydrates.<br />

This means that it’s harder for your<br />

body to convert CapTri ® into fat than it<br />

is to store excess carbohydrates as fat.<br />

Bodybuilders use CapTri ® while dieting<br />

for this reason. CapTri ® is burned<br />

rapidly in the liver. Some of the energy<br />

is released as body heat in a process<br />

known as thermogenesis. The thermogenic<br />

effect is probably the most important<br />

reason why CapTri ® has such a low<br />

food efficiency. Instead of being stored<br />

as fat, excess calories from CapTri ®<br />

are converted to body heat, and this<br />

means you burn more calories per hour.<br />

This explains why calories from Cap-<br />

Tri ® contribute less to fat stores than<br />

an equivalent number of calories from<br />

conventional fats or carbohydrates.<br />

Scientific studies have shown that when<br />

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into fat, even in the presence of insulin.<br />

Insulin is an anabolic hormone which is<br />

released from the pancreas in response<br />

to an increase in blood glucose (sugar).<br />

Insulin causes cells to absorb glucose<br />

and amino acids, thereby stimulating<br />

growth. Unfortunately, insulin also<br />

causes fat cells to absorb glucose and<br />

fatty acids, stimulating fat storage. Fat<br />

storage enzymes are less active when<br />

lipids like CapTri ® are added to the<br />

diet, even under conditions of insulin<br />

stimulation.<br />

Bodybuilders have used low-carb diets<br />

for years. When you reduce carbs you in<br />

turn reduce insulin (remember, insulin<br />

promotes fat storage) and activate the<br />

carnitine shuttle. The carnitine shuttle<br />

is a transport system which moves fatty<br />

acids inside mitochondria - the furnaces<br />

inside cells where foods are burned for<br />

energy. The body is then able to shift<br />

into a fat-burning mode. Glucagon is<br />

another hormone, also produced by the<br />

pancreas, but with the opposite actions<br />

of insulin. After you eat a big carbohydrate<br />

meal your body releases insulin<br />

which causes cells to absorb glucose.<br />

Some of the glucose is used for energy<br />

and the excess is stored as glycogen<br />

and fat. As the blood glucose level goes<br />

down, the insulin level goes down too.<br />

After your cells run out of glucose, glucagon<br />

is released as a signal to begin<br />

burning fat. The problem with the old<br />

low-carb diets is that you don’t have<br />

much energy and your metabolism<br />

slows down because you’re<br />

not consuming enough calories.<br />

You’re really not consuming<br />

any fuels that your body likes to<br />

use for energy. In the new lowcarb<br />

strategy, you use CapTri ®<br />

in place of starchy carbs. This<br />

results in decreased insulin production<br />

and increased glucagon<br />

release.<br />

The calories from CapTri ® provide<br />

the energy you need to keep<br />

training hard. Also, by substituting<br />

CapTri ® for an equivalent<br />

number of calories from carbohydrates<br />

you avoid the slow-down in<br />

metabolic rate which inevitably results<br />

from calorie-restricted diets.<br />

CapTri ® is the most highly refined, ultrapurified<br />

MCT on the market. The<br />

formulation of CapTri ® was specifically<br />

designed for people who want to be as<br />

lean as possible. CapTri ® is available<br />

exclusively from <strong>Parrillo</strong> <strong>Performance</strong>.<br />

So if you’re looking for a good source<br />

of calories to provide energy while dieting,<br />

try CapTri ® . Start with one tablespoon<br />

a day, and after several days, add<br />

in another tablespoon or two.<br />

Try these supplements to turbo-charge<br />

your fat-burning. For information on<br />

diet and training, make sure you follow<br />

the recommendations in the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

Nutrition Manual and the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

Training Manual – and you’ll turn into<br />

a lean, ripped, sculpted machine in<br />

no time.<br />

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Lat Pull-downs are overrated…Clown School: real psyche<br />

versus pretend psyche…Estrogenic worries? Not with <strong>Parrillo</strong>!<br />

East German thinks our species is done for…<br />

Vic Steele,<br />

I have been doing lat pulldowns<br />

for years and I just now<br />

noticed that I don’t have any lats!<br />

What’s up with that!? Pull-downs<br />

are my number one back exercise<br />

and I have done them forever and<br />

guess what? I have a substandard<br />

back by any standard. I do lat pulldowns,<br />

front and rear and I will<br />

switch handles and grip widths. I<br />

will use chin grip and pull-down<br />

grip and over the years I have become<br />

really good at lat pull-downs<br />

– but my lat development is so average<br />

it makes me think all these<br />

years of pull-downs were a complete<br />

waste of time. My other back<br />

exercises are shoulder shrugs and<br />

one arm dumbbell rows. I have been<br />

doing the same back routine using<br />

the same exercises for the same<br />

number of sets and reps for years. I<br />

don’t have much in the way of back<br />

muscles to show for it. What would<br />

you suggest? I am 29 and I am in<br />

the US Army – I am in good shape<br />

and I am a military professional. I<br />

am ready to roll!<br />

Boz, Baton Rouge<br />

Thank you for your service. We<br />

don’t see our back muscles when<br />

we look in the mirror and because<br />

of that we neglect the unseen muscles<br />

of the back. I have a list of my<br />

favorite back exercises listed in order<br />

of effectiveness. When it comes<br />

to building power, strength and<br />

back muscles, lat pull-downs rank<br />

way down the effectiveness list, in<br />

sixth place on my list. Pull-downs<br />

have their place – but their place is<br />

NOT at the top of any back exercise<br />

prioritization list. First off, if you<br />

can chin or pull-up free-hand, then<br />

do so. Free-hand chins and pull-ups<br />

trump lat pull-downs every single<br />

time. Why? The activation of muscle<br />

stabilizers is far more intense<br />

with free-hand chins or pull-ups.<br />

When the athlete is hanging by<br />

their hands on a bar in time and<br />

space, the act of pulling upward until<br />

their chin tops the bar (on every<br />

rep) causes maximum muscle stabilizer<br />

activation. When the athlete<br />

does lat pull-downs they are comfortably<br />

seated with knees braced;<br />

they pull a cable handle downward<br />

– this is a little too easy to be maximally<br />

effective: effort and stress<br />

trigger hypertrophy, not smoothness<br />

and ease. Pull-downs activate<br />

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IRON VIC SPEAKS By IRON VIC STEELE<br />

far fewer muscle stabilizers than<br />

chins or pull-ups. This would be<br />

my top six back exercises. They<br />

are listed in order of importance<br />

and effectiveness…<br />

1. Deadlifts: The deadlift is the<br />

undisputed KING of all back exercises.<br />

Do them conventional style<br />

or do them sumo. Do them standing<br />

on a box or do them with various<br />

grip widths and stance combinations.<br />

Regardless the technique<br />

used, a properly performed deadlift<br />

maximally stimulates and strengthens<br />

back muscles. From tailbone to<br />

neckline, every single back muscle<br />

is activated every single time by a<br />

perfect deadlift.<br />

2. Power cleans: This is a forgotten<br />

and ignored exercise; this is also a<br />

killer exercise that requires the use<br />

of ballistics and speed; the idea is<br />

to propel a barbell upward – this is<br />

completely different than the deadlift<br />

“grind.” Power cleans are the<br />

ultimate trap builder. Mountainous<br />

traps have always denoted power.<br />

3. Chin-ups and pull-ups<br />

done with additional poundage<br />

strapped to waist: These are the<br />

best lat builders in the business.<br />

People erroneously think the muscle-building<br />

benefits derived from<br />

weighted chins and weighted pullups<br />

can be equaled by seated lat<br />

pull-downs – no way. If you can do<br />

weighted chins or weighted pullups<br />

with any grip, do them!<br />

4. Chin-ups and pull-ups done<br />

with no weight: If you can’t chin<br />

or pull-up with weight, do the next<br />

best thing and bang out multiple 5<br />

rep sets in any type of chin or pullup,<br />

regardless the grip, that you<br />

are capable of. Weighted chins and<br />

pull-ups trump un-weighted chins<br />

and pull-ups. Free-weight chins<br />

and pull-ups trump seated lat pulldowns<br />

all day every day.<br />

Iron Vic’s<br />

#1 Back Exercise:<br />

Deadlifts<br />

The undisputed KING of all<br />

back exercises. A properly<br />

performed deadlift maximally<br />

stimulates and strengthens<br />

back muscles.<br />

5. Barbell rowing: Big strong men<br />

row with a barbell loaded with<br />

three, four or five 45 pound plates<br />

on each side of the bar. I want to<br />

gag when I see sissies performing<br />

one-arm rows with a dumbbell<br />

my grandmother could rep; reject<br />

effete, knee-on-bench, dumbbell<br />

rows! Man up! Perform strict barbell<br />

rows: what is strict? Upper<br />

body parallel to the floor, no lower<br />

back or leg jolt to get the bar moving<br />

– dead-hang pull every rep;<br />

touch the chest on every rep.<br />

6. Pull-downs: In sixth place we<br />

have the number one most utilized<br />

back exercise in the world. Why the<br />

love affair with pull-downs, both<br />

in front and behind the head? They<br />

are fun and they are easy. You get<br />

to sit on a comfortable pad and pull<br />

downward using a smooth-as-glass<br />

cable – up and down, up and down;<br />

how smooth, how easy, how ineffective.<br />

Obviously if you suddenly stop<br />

doing your cute little pull-down/<br />

shrug/dumbbell row semi-sissy<br />

routine and Man Up with some<br />

heavy deadlifts, power cleans,<br />

rows and weighted chins or pullups,<br />

your back will explode with<br />

growth. Here is how I would set up<br />

a weekly back training split...<br />

Day one –<br />

Deadlift, work up to one all out set<br />

of five reps. Go from light to heavy<br />

in 5 sets.<br />

Barbell row – three sets of eight<br />

reps: light, medium and all out.<br />

Weighted chin, chin, or chin-grip<br />

pull-downs: do what you can, 3-4<br />

sets of 5-8 reps.<br />

Day two –<br />

Power clean, work up to one all out<br />

set of three reps. Go from light to<br />

heavy in 4 sets.<br />

Reverse grip barbell row: Dorian<br />

style 70-degrees, 4 sets of 6 reps,<br />

light to heavy.<br />

Weighted pull-up, pull-ups or pulldowns<br />

using pull-up grip: 4 sets of<br />

5-8, light to heavy.<br />

Push the poundage or reps upward<br />

in each subsequent session, even if<br />

it’s ever so slightly; keep it up for<br />

three full months and write back<br />

– you can thank me effusively for<br />

the massive improvement in your<br />

formerly puny and now massive<br />

back.<br />

Vic,<br />

We have a bunch of young clowns at<br />

my local gym that love to “act out”<br />

prior to a top set of squats, benches<br />

or deadlifts – supposedly they are<br />

“powerlifters” but if they are, they<br />

are pretty weak. They wear all the<br />

latest expensive supportive gear<br />

(knee wraps, power belt, squat suit)<br />

and when they squat they squat<br />

down about one foot (sky high) and<br />

yell as they come erect; these guys<br />

might rep 500 for 3 rough reps, doing<br />

their shaky, half-squat reps.<br />

There are a half dozen of these<br />

guys and they’re a regular little<br />

gym gang. They yell profanely and<br />

slap each other and generally act<br />

ridiculous before performing their<br />

half-squats, bounced benches (that<br />

aren’t paused) and deadlifts rarely<br />

done and rarely done right. Are<br />

these guys actually improving their<br />

lifting performance by putting on<br />

these screaming performances??<br />

Ralph, Wheaton<br />

They are, as your gut tells you, poseurs.<br />

These are complete amateurs<br />

imitating their fantasy dreams of<br />

how big league strength athletes<br />

look, walk, talk and act when they<br />

train. These guys are ‘wannabes’<br />

pretending to be what they are not,<br />

nor will they ever become: elite<br />

strength athletes. The really good<br />

athletes don’t need to seek attention<br />

– they attract attention; quite<br />

the opposite from your gym clowns<br />

that yell and scream to draw attention.<br />

Pros recalibrate their brain in<br />

such a way as to improve the quality<br />

of the workout. The elite athlete<br />

knows that the proper mindset can<br />

add 2-5% to the performance of the<br />

session. There are powerlifters that<br />

use the crazed psyche-up antics and<br />

some of them are quite good. This<br />

crew that you’ve encountered is a<br />

pack of bogus pretenders. Pay them<br />

no mind as all these groups eventually<br />

disperse due to the transient<br />

nature of the participants. These<br />

If you are a <strong>Parrillo</strong>-style<br />

bodybuilder following the<br />

precepts of the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

nutritional approach, you<br />

are doing everything right<br />

and proper about avoiding<br />

and preventing the excess<br />

buildup of estrogen.<br />

men are practicing pretend psyche<br />

as opposed to real psyche. Real<br />

psyche requires years of practice<br />

to master. Real psyche is all about<br />

internal recalibration as opposed to<br />

external show for those that might<br />

be observing.<br />

Vic,<br />

What’s the deal with estrogen? I<br />

hear a lot of talk about how modern<br />

men are loaded with estrogen and<br />

this is making us weak and feminine<br />

– is this true or just medical scare<br />

talk? If so, is excess estrogen something<br />

that we bodybuilders need to<br />

be concerned about? What causes<br />

excess estrogen and how can it be<br />

avoided? Is it a real problem?<br />

Juno, Texarkana<br />

Yes it is a problem and yes you<br />

should be worried about it. If you<br />

are a <strong>Parrillo</strong>-style bodybuilder following<br />

the precepts of the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

nutritional approach, you are doing<br />

everything right and proper about<br />

avoiding and preventing the excess<br />

buildup of estrogen. You are safe.<br />

As teenagers, men have high levels<br />

of testosterone and low levels of<br />

estrogen. As they age, testosterone<br />

levels in men decrease while their<br />

estrogen levels increase. Not surprisingly,<br />

high levels of estrogen in<br />

men usually correspond to low levels<br />

of testosterone. High estrogen<br />

levels in men contribute to prostate<br />

cancer and heart disease as well as<br />

gynecomastia (enlarged breasts).<br />

As the testosterone is transformed<br />

into estrogen, the low levels of<br />

testosterone can cause many unpleasant<br />

symptoms including loss<br />

of muscle mass, fatigue, low libido,<br />

erectile dysfunction. Furthermore,<br />

excessive estrogen in men raises<br />

body fat and can contribute to diabetes<br />

and high lipids.<br />

- BodyLogic.com<br />

The last thing men who are old and<br />

growing older need is excess estrogen.<br />

Too much estrogen accelerates<br />

the aging process. The antidote for<br />

excessive estrogen is intense physical<br />

exercise and a tight nutritional<br />

game plan; one devoid of any estrogen-producing<br />

foods or drinks.<br />

Eating the wrong kind of food promotes<br />

estrogen production. Many<br />

foods considered “healthy” are<br />

estrogen producers. The inconvenient<br />

fact is this: certain foods (and<br />

beverages) produce estrogen and<br />

should be avoided, particularly as<br />

we age.<br />

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• White flour products<br />

• Soy<br />

• Sodas, alcohol<br />

• Refined foods, man-made industrial<br />

“foodstuffs”<br />

Soy foods contain high amounts<br />

of natural estrogen. Sugar or high<br />

fructose corn syrup-drenched sodas<br />

are estrogenic producers; beer<br />

and alcohol, chips and snacks, fast<br />

food, all the bad stuff, all the artificial<br />

foods and drinks regular<br />

people consume is loaded with<br />

estrogen. These foods and drinks<br />

fuel the production of estrogen. If<br />

you are on a <strong>Parrillo</strong> nutritional<br />

system diet, then you are starving<br />

the estrogen in your body by using<br />

it and not replenishing it. The <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />

nutritional follower is already<br />

avoiding all the estrogen-producing<br />

foods and drinks listed. The<br />

quest to attain single digit body fat<br />

percentages requires we discard<br />

certain foods and liquids if we are<br />

serious and expect to be successful.<br />

The <strong>Parrillo</strong> dietary approach<br />

is anti-estrogenic. Hard, intense<br />

physical training stimulates the<br />

production of testosterone; train<br />

hard and create testosterone – don’t<br />

mess it up by eating estrogenicproducing<br />

food.<br />

Amplify the positive by eating estrogenic-neutral<br />

or estrogen-suppressing<br />

foods and supplements.<br />

Eat the way <strong>Parrillo</strong> recommends<br />

and excess estrogen will never be<br />

a problem for you. Intense exercise<br />

burns estrogen for fuel and as long<br />

as you don’t replace burnt estrogen<br />

with (nutrition-generated) new<br />

estrogen, you never accumulate<br />

enough estrogen to create those<br />

feminized traits that are so counterproductive<br />

to the pursuit and acquisition<br />

of low body fat, increased<br />

muscle size and additional power<br />

and strength.<br />

Hello Victor!<br />

This is Hans from East Germany<br />

– remember how we partied very<br />

hard after the world championships<br />

in Berlin in 1997 – remember<br />

the strip club that the locals took<br />

us to? Anyway – we shall catch up<br />

Certain foods<br />

produce estrogen,<br />

so avoid white flour<br />

products, soy,<br />

sodas, alcohol, and<br />

refined foods,<br />

especially as you age.<br />

in private – I will call next month<br />

after I return from the Congo.<br />

What did you think of the Olympic<br />

weightlifting? It seems that many<br />

of the old records are still standing<br />

– these modern athletes seem weak<br />

as kittens!<br />

Hans-the-Red, East Berlin<br />

Yes I remember you Hans…actually<br />

you were quite unforgettable;<br />

particularly when you had to be<br />

billy-clubbed into submission by<br />

two goons from the local SS police<br />

force after you grabbed that<br />

lap dancer’s posterior and tried<br />

to put teeth marks on her body in<br />

strategic spots. You Germans are a<br />

strange tribe of white people with<br />

suppressed fetishes. East Germans<br />

are suppressed-cubed and therefore<br />

all the more likely to start fights, act<br />

out and generally be obnoxious trying<br />

to “fit in” and “be hip.” I think<br />

humanity as a species has peaked;<br />

Tarentenko’s all time world record<br />

in the clean and jerk is 585 pounds,<br />

the most weight ever lifted from<br />

floor to overhead by a human. That<br />

mark was set in 1988! Since then<br />

no one has matched or equaled it<br />

since!<br />

Keep in mind that when Alekseev<br />

set the world record in the clean and<br />

jerk at 567 in 1976, we all thought a<br />

600 pound clean and jerk was just<br />

around the corner. Now, 36 years<br />

later, the all time world record<br />

has only advanced 29 pounds and<br />

there has been NO advancement<br />

in twenty five years! I could cite a<br />

dozen other examples…the broad<br />

jump record has stood for over a<br />

decade; the all time shot-put record<br />

(Randy Barnes, 72+ feet) has stood<br />

for nearly 20 years; a tremendous<br />

number of all time best deadlift records,<br />

set 20 and 30 years ago, still<br />

stand. I could go on all day but essentially<br />

I think the evidence is in<br />

and conclusive: as a species we’ve<br />

gone about as far as humanly possible.<br />

Incremental increases? Sure!<br />

Massive improvements? Quantum<br />

leaps forward? No way!<br />

26 October 2012 / <strong>Performance</strong> Press 1-800-344-3404 www.parrillo.com<br />

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