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<strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong><br />
Making up for lost time:<br />
Lifelong athlete finds competitive<br />
bodybuilding later in life<br />
Photo by Mark Mason<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong> is a successful individual who late in life<br />
decided to become a competitive bodybuilder. <strong>Carey</strong><br />
is a business and technology consultant, currently<br />
supporting Microsoft. He has an MBA from Duke<br />
University and two Bachelors of Science (Computer Science<br />
and Math) from Washington State University. He is a smart<br />
guy who has always been athletic and always pursed serious<br />
athletic activities. He works in a cutting-edge environment<br />
and has to put in the long hours and has to deal with all<br />
the high pressure stresses that go with working in the most<br />
highly competitive of all industries: hi-tech. A strange sequence<br />
of events ended with <strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong> walking onstage at<br />
the Emerald Classic, the biggest bodybuilding competition<br />
in the Pacific Northwest, to receive his first place award for<br />
having the best body in the (over 40 years of age) Master’s<br />
division. Mr. <strong>Jonas</strong> had successfully morphed from Clark<br />
Kent into Superman.<br />
And he did so under the tutelage of a female bodybuilding<br />
goddess, (and longtime <strong>Parrillo</strong> user) Colleen Fisher. While<br />
standing onstage and being presented with his trophies, he<br />
must have marveled at what a long, strange trip it had been;<br />
not only did <strong>Carey</strong> capture his age-division, in the finale<br />
pose-down with the other age-group Master division winners,<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> out-posed them and was declared the overall<br />
Master’s champion. All this from a guy that got into bodybuilding<br />
on a whim; <strong>Carey</strong>’s rate of bodybuilding progress<br />
was astounding. He engineered a complete physical transformation<br />
in his first year of bodybuilding and within four<br />
years he was winning top regional competitions. All this<br />
commenced for him at the relatively advanced age of 39.<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> came into bodybuilding as a lifelong athlete; he had<br />
weight trained, on and off, for decades. “I have worked out<br />
with weights and stayed physically active all of my life. I<br />
go to the gym; I stay in shape to support all the various<br />
outdoor activities and sports I participate in and have<br />
always enjoyed.”<br />
“For many years the weight workouts and formal gym workouts<br />
had become sporadic and sparse and when I trained I<br />
Photo by Mark Mason<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong> onstage at the 2012 Emerald Cup<br />
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JOHN PARRILLO’S PERFORMANCE PRESS<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong><br />
“After hitting my 39th birthday, I felt I was at<br />
a crossroad in life. I decided to commit<br />
to some serious training.”<br />
was really just going through the motions<br />
instead of actually training and<br />
actually making progress.” Four years<br />
ago <strong>Carey</strong> decided to get serious about<br />
his fitness efforts. “After hitting my<br />
39th birthday, I felt I was at a crossroad<br />
in life. I decided to commit to some<br />
serious training. My original plan<br />
was to build strength before launching<br />
into a triathlon training program.<br />
Then for some strange reason, I decided<br />
to switch from triathlon to bodybuilding.”<br />
<strong>Carey</strong>, by nature, was more<br />
of a triathlon type guy than a bodybuilder<br />
type guy; yet a strange thing<br />
occurred: while he was training for a<br />
triathlon, <strong>Carey</strong> was seduced by bodybuilding.<br />
“I just took to it (bodybuilding.)<br />
The more I trained and the more I<br />
ate, the more muscle I built. The more<br />
muscle I built, the leaner I became.<br />
Before committing to bodybuilding,<br />
I had talked with the top trainers and<br />
the successful trainees at the commercial<br />
training facility I work out at. I<br />
talked to those with great bodies and<br />
it became clear from our conversations<br />
that my biggest problem was that<br />
I was starving myself. My body had<br />
nowhere near enough<br />
food/fuel needed to<br />
heal, repair and grow<br />
muscle.”<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> was eating two<br />
meals per day. “When<br />
I committed to bodybuilding,<br />
I got in line<br />
with (what I would<br />
later determine were)<br />
<strong>Parrillo</strong> nutritional<br />
strategies: I increased<br />
the number of meals I<br />
ate per day. I jumped<br />
from two food meals<br />
per day to nowadays<br />
where I will take in<br />
calories of some type<br />
eleven times per day.<br />
I increased the number<br />
of my weight<br />
workouts from twice<br />
a week to five times per week.” As a<br />
result, <strong>Carey</strong> underwent a dramatic<br />
physical change. As a result of instituting<br />
this comprehensive new approach,<br />
combined with his new attitude and<br />
his increased degree of commitment,<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> was able to increase his training<br />
poundage or squeeze out more<br />
reps in most every workout. This<br />
equated to muscle growth. His cardio<br />
improved with each session and the<br />
“quality” of his aerobic workouts improved<br />
dramatically. This equated to<br />
fat loss. His intense training was now<br />
“supported” by the fact that he had<br />
nearly doubled the amount of calories<br />
he was consuming. The combination<br />
of weight training, cardio and <strong>Parrillo</strong>-style<br />
nutrition equated to progress.<br />
“I guess my body was ready for bodybuilding:<br />
the changes in my physique<br />
seemed immediate.” The gains came<br />
fast once he locked down the triumvirate:<br />
intense cardio, intense weight<br />
training underpinned by precision<br />
nutrition.<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong> 3 years ago, about 1 year<br />
into a committed training program<br />
<strong>Carey</strong>’s triathlon dreams transformed<br />
into his bodybuilding dreams; his<br />
athletic mode and goals underwent<br />
a 180-degree readjustment. Mr. <strong>Jonas</strong><br />
suddenly decided to muscle-up<br />
and compete in a bodybuilding show.<br />
No more prepping for a triathlon. “In<br />
2008 my goal shifted from triathlon<br />
to bodybuilding. Actually, part of the<br />
reason I was late in coming to bodybuilding<br />
is that there hasn’t been a<br />
bodybuilding element at my gym (especially<br />
not male bodybuilders) in recent<br />
years. I didn’t have anyone in my<br />
orbit to spark the idea or inspire me<br />
into this sport. As I evolved, I looked<br />
to outside sources, like <strong>Parrillo</strong> <strong>Performance</strong><br />
Press, as my inspiration. I<br />
practiced observation, and was always<br />
learning.” <strong>Carey</strong> had some initial apprehensions.<br />
“I just didn’t know if I<br />
had the genetics or the psychology required<br />
to be a successful competitive<br />
bodybuilder, even at the local level.<br />
As I trained using these new tactics,<br />
I began seeing excellent physical results.<br />
I decided to commit to bodybuilding.<br />
I wanted to see if I could<br />
take my physique to new levels.”<br />
At the beginning of his bodybuilding<br />
odyssey, his initial bodybuilding<br />
goal was modest: he wanted to create<br />
a physique good enough so as to not<br />
embarrass him when he competed in<br />
local bodybuilding competitions. “I<br />
would have been satisfied with just<br />
competing and not looking ridiculous<br />
in comparison to the other<br />
bodybuilders. That my efforts<br />
are being rewarded with wins<br />
is beyond my wildest imaginings.”<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> is from the Seattle<br />
region, a hotbed of bodybuilding<br />
with very high local standards. “I<br />
had begun to follow the Emerald<br />
Cup; the premiere bodybuilding<br />
competition in the greater Northwest.<br />
I set out to see if I could elevate<br />
my physique to a level that<br />
would allow me to compete at the<br />
Emerald Cup. That was my initial<br />
motivator.”<br />
Progress came quickly and soon<br />
folks at the gym were noticing<br />
just how good <strong>Carey</strong> was looking.<br />
“People were encouraging me to<br />
enter a competition. They would<br />
tell me, ‘Just do it!’ mimicking<br />
the Nike commercial. I began to<br />
experiment with body fat reduction;<br />
I would lose fat slowly, so<br />
as to not lose muscle in the process. I<br />
got good results but wanted more. So<br />
I sought out some professional help.”<br />
In 2012, <strong>Carey</strong> crossed paths with<br />
Pacific Northwest iconic bodybuilding<br />
goddess (and many time<br />
<strong>Parrillo</strong> cover-gal) Colleen<br />
Fisher. Being a smart man,<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> sought Colleen’s<br />
guidance. “I sought her advice.<br />
Colleen’s level of expertise<br />
is phenomenal: she<br />
had been a national level<br />
competitor for decades and<br />
a national bodybuilding<br />
champion. She is a physique<br />
judge and a super successful<br />
personal trainer. I sought<br />
her judgments and advice<br />
about what I was doing and<br />
how I was going about it.<br />
Her observations were a reality<br />
check for me and my<br />
methods.”<br />
Colleen had some initial apprehension<br />
about the pace <strong>Carey</strong> wanted<br />
to work at. <strong>Carey</strong> recalled. “I spoke<br />
with her in an initial conversation a<br />
few months before the Emerald Cup<br />
in 2012. I asked her if she thought her<br />
methods could enable me to compete<br />
in the Emerald Cup. Colleen looked<br />
me over and said ‘Absolutely I can<br />
help you get ready to compete in an<br />
Emerald Cup.’ Sensing that we were<br />
not quite on the same page, I clarified<br />
‘I mean: can you help me prepare for<br />
the Emerald Cup – the one coming up<br />
in three months?’ Colleen’s eyes got<br />
big and she blurted out, and I quote<br />
word for word, ‘Oh God NO!’ She<br />
immediately laughed at her own faux<br />
pas. We really just laugh about it. I<br />
took her reaction as an even bigger<br />
challenge, which made me more determined.<br />
And she saw my determination<br />
and decided it could work. Neither<br />
of us is inclined to shy away from<br />
a challenge.” The duo began working<br />
together and <strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong> actualized<br />
or surpassed all his bodybuilding<br />
dreams and aspirations.<br />
“Two months later I entered the 2012<br />
Emerald Cup and won the Master’s<br />
(over 40 years of age) heavyweight<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> at the gym with his trainer<br />
Colleen Fisher in April 2012<br />
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<strong>Carey</strong> <strong>Jonas</strong><br />
“When I do both bodybuilding and business, I can continually approach<br />
each with a fresh perspective and a fresh state of mind.”<br />
class. I was also declared the Master’s<br />
overall champion among all the master<br />
age group categories. Colleen’s<br />
coaching was instrumental in my<br />
win. She was invaluable, not only<br />
in the training and nutrition, but she<br />
helped me perfect my posing and settle<br />
on a stage routine. She also introduced<br />
me to <strong>Parrillo</strong> Products. I used<br />
many <strong>Parrillo</strong> products in my contest<br />
preparation.”<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> was quick to grasp the logic<br />
and comprehensiveness of the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
approach to all things bodybuildingrelated.<br />
“I am continually seeking to<br />
refine my training. I experiment with<br />
nutrition: I will play with my meal frequency<br />
(add or subtract,) or I will increase<br />
or decrease my food volume or<br />
play with the nutrient composition. I<br />
am on the continual lookout for leaner<br />
and cleaner foods. I continuously look<br />
to stay current with the latest in training<br />
and nutrition information. I read<br />
the <strong>Parrillo</strong> <strong>Performance</strong> Press and<br />
use new ideas to push myself to new<br />
levels. After all, to successfully build<br />
muscle and strip off fat you need to<br />
push yourself to new levels.”<br />
We asked how he finds time to fit<br />
bodybuilding into his busy lifestyle<br />
and demanding career. “I’ve actually<br />
found that my business career<br />
and my bodybuilding career are<br />
a great complements to one another;<br />
each offers a complete<br />
break, one from the other. When<br />
I do both bodybuilding and business,<br />
I can continually approach<br />
each with a fresh perspective<br />
and a fresh state of mind. I move<br />
back and forth between these<br />
two focused pursuits.” A smart<br />
guy, <strong>Carey</strong> has another side and<br />
loves the outdoors. He lives in<br />
the outdoors paradise that is<br />
coastal Washington State. “Being<br />
single and without kids, I have<br />
the flexibility to coordinate my<br />
demanding work schedule with<br />
my demanding training schedule<br />
and my demanding recreational<br />
schedule.” <strong>Carey</strong> skis and snowshoes<br />
in the winter. You can find<br />
him whitewater rafting, sea kayaking,<br />
mountain climbing, backpacking,<br />
swimming or boating the rest of<br />
the year.<br />
“I love the wilderness and I love to<br />
do wildlife photography. I love travel,<br />
particularly adventure travel and international<br />
travel.” <strong>Carey</strong> is a fan of<br />
all kinds of music and regularly goes<br />
to outdoor and small venue concerts.<br />
“I love music and enjoy all sporting<br />
events. I compete in swimming, soccer<br />
and long distance running. I attend<br />
pro and college games in all sports<br />
with friends and family.” <strong>Carey</strong> also<br />
serves on the Board of Directors of a<br />
local non-profit wildlife shelter. He has<br />
served as a judge for a business plan<br />
competition for many years and he<br />
is a terrific example of what happens<br />
when an already athletic individual<br />
adopts the bodybuilding lifestyle, in<br />
all its glorious totality, for a protracted<br />
period of time. Bodybuilding is effective<br />
even when taken up later in life.<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> effected a dramatic physical<br />
transformation starting at age 39 and<br />
he exemplifies the numerous physical<br />
and psychological benefits associated<br />
Photo by Mark Mason<br />
“...To successfully build muscle and strip off fat<br />
you need to push yourself to new levels.”<br />
with living the bodybuilding lifestyle.<br />
<strong>Parrillo</strong> Products <strong>Carey</strong> uses…<br />
• Optimized Whey Protein <br />
(Chocolate Malt and Vanilla Malt)<br />
• 50/50 Plus (Chocolate and<br />
Vanilla)<br />
• Hi-Protein (Chocolate)<br />
• <strong>Parrillo</strong> Supplement Bars <br />
(Cappuccino)<br />
• Creatine Monohydrate<br />
• <strong>Parrillo</strong> Protein Chew Bars <br />
(Peanut Butter)<br />
My use of these products has varied,<br />
depending on my goals, e.g. increasing<br />
or decreasing carbs, manipulating<br />
protein, etc. Each individual<br />
product was used at a specific time in<br />
a specific way looking to elicit a specific<br />
result. <strong>Parrillo</strong> Products have<br />
been major factor in what I’ve been<br />
able to accomplish. I truly appreciate<br />
the potency and quality that goes into<br />
these products.<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> ’ s Daily<br />
Meal Schedule<br />
1. 8am dozen eggs (3<br />
yolks,) pineapple<br />
2. 9am <strong>Parrillo</strong> Supplement<br />
Bar (Cappuccino)<br />
3. 10am <strong>Parrillo</strong> Optimized<br />
Whey Protein <br />
shake + CapTri ®<br />
4. 11:30am chicken<br />
breast, asparagus, spinach<br />
w/ oil & vinegar,<br />
apple<br />
5. 12:30pm <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
50/50 Plus shake +<br />
CapTri ®<br />
6. 2pm chicken breast,<br />
asparagus, sweet potato<br />
7. 3pm <strong>Parrillo</strong> 50/50 Plus shake +<br />
CapTri ®<br />
8. 4pm chicken breast, spinach w/oil<br />
& vinegar, apple<br />
9. 5:30pm beef kebabs w/ bell peppers,<br />
sweet potato (pre-workout)<br />
10. 8:30pm beef kebabs w/ bell peppers,<br />
spinach w/oil & vinegar, apple<br />
11. 9:30pm <strong>Parrillo</strong> Optimized Whey<br />
Protein shake + CapTri ®<br />
With my work schedule, my meal<br />
schedule will vary. I prepare meals<br />
in bulk. I carry them with me as I<br />
travel around during my day.<br />
Weekly Training Split<br />
Day 1 Chest/Back/Calves<br />
Day 2 Legs (Quads/Hams)/Abs<br />
Day 3 Shoulders/Arms/Calves<br />
Day 4 Off<br />
Day 5 Repeat day 1<br />
Day 6 Repeat day 2<br />
Day 7 Repeat day 3<br />
Six times a week at the conclusion<br />
of my weight training session, I blast<br />
away at cardio, going as fast as possible<br />
for ten minutes using an ultrahigh<br />
intensity aerobic approach…<br />
as I roll deeper and deeper into my<br />
preparation for a competition, I will<br />
significantly increase the cardio session<br />
duration, while maintaining the<br />
session intensity.<br />
Photo by Mark Mason<br />
<strong>Carey</strong> onstage for the final Masters<br />
Overall comparisons at the<br />
2012 Emerald Cup<br />
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Some things you just<br />
know don’t go together:<br />
drinking and driving, oil<br />
and water, cats and dogs,<br />
and Lady Gaga and normal<br />
clothing (she’s still<br />
my girl though). Being a<br />
bodybuilder for 25 years<br />
and a parent for over 18<br />
now, I have often pondered<br />
whether or not the<br />
two are compatible.<br />
Many of you reading this<br />
are parents, and many of<br />
you are not. Of those of<br />
you who are not parents,<br />
some of you will be eventually<br />
either by choice or<br />
circumstance, and some<br />
of you will never have<br />
children - again either<br />
intentionally or unintentionally.<br />
My wry observation<br />
is that most of the<br />
people who reproduce<br />
on purpose are those<br />
with some type of fertility<br />
issues. For the rest<br />
of us, it pretty much just<br />
happens one day.<br />
I work in an industry of<br />
professional and amateur<br />
athletes in bodybuilding, fitness,<br />
Figure, Bikini, and Physique. For<br />
the purposes of our discussion,<br />
“Bodybuilding is a truly<br />
demanding lifestyle”<br />
I’m just going to lump them all<br />
into the category of ‘bodybuilding.’<br />
Bodybuilding is just about<br />
the most selfish sport<br />
there is, mainly because<br />
it’s the most demanding<br />
in terms of what you do<br />
24/7.<br />
To be the best bodybuilder<br />
you can possibly<br />
be (which is the goal regardless<br />
of whether you<br />
compete or not), your<br />
priorities must be your<br />
own training, eating, and<br />
rest. At first that doesn’t<br />
sound so involved to the<br />
outside observer since<br />
plenty of ‘normal’ people<br />
go to the gym, eat<br />
food, and sleep at night;<br />
so let me be a bit more<br />
clear.<br />
Your training includes<br />
your weight training<br />
workouts and your cardio<br />
sessions. Not only<br />
can they not be missed,<br />
but you must put out<br />
your best effort. Your<br />
meals and your rest are<br />
intimately connected to<br />
A BODYBUILDER IS BORN: Generations<br />
this. If you have missed meals or<br />
eaten things you shouldn’t have,<br />
and if you haven’t slept enough,<br />
either will have a negative impact<br />
on the workout. The meals need<br />
to be the right foods in the right<br />
quantities and ratios at the right<br />
intervals before the workout to<br />
provide ample fuel to<br />
train your hardest, and<br />
your meals afterward<br />
also need to be optimal<br />
so you can recover<br />
and grow - otherwise<br />
the workout was<br />
a waste of time and<br />
effort. Did I mention<br />
that since you have to<br />
eat clean, those meals,<br />
often six every day,<br />
all need to be cooked<br />
too? If you’re lucky<br />
like me you have an<br />
understanding wife to<br />
help out in that aspect,<br />
otherwise you better<br />
damn well learn how<br />
to cook. I wouldn’t<br />
recommend watching<br />
Rachael Ray or Paula<br />
Deen for instruction,<br />
unless what you really<br />
want to build is a<br />
fat ass.<br />
The same goes for<br />
your rest. You need to<br />
be rested to have the<br />
energy to train hard, and you<br />
must get adequate rest to recover<br />
and grow from the workout.<br />
That means eight hours a night,<br />
and naps here and there for those<br />
whose schedules allow. So as a<br />
bodybuilder, your life pretty<br />
much revolves around your<br />
workouts, your meals especially,<br />
and sleeping.<br />
The thing is, when you’re a parent,<br />
a good parent I mean, your<br />
needs can’t come first. The<br />
“To be the best, your training,<br />
eating, and rest must<br />
take priority.”<br />
needs of your children - their<br />
health and welfare - must take<br />
priority. Obviously, children are<br />
most helpless and need the most<br />
attention and care as infants<br />
when they can’t even do things<br />
like eat, bathe, or get dressed<br />
by themselves. Then there are<br />
loaded diapers to be constantly<br />
changed! Things get easier in one<br />
sense as they get a little older,<br />
but then you have new responsibilities:<br />
taking them to school<br />
and picking them up, shuttling<br />
them around to doctors,<br />
dentists, friends’<br />
houses, sports practices<br />
and games, music<br />
or martial arts lessons<br />
and classes, etc. This<br />
goes on until they are<br />
old enough to drive<br />
and have their own<br />
vehicle. You can’t just<br />
up and go anywhere<br />
without them, say to<br />
a contest or a far-off<br />
gym; without first figuring<br />
out who will be<br />
able to watch your kid<br />
or kids, make sure they<br />
don’t perish from exposure<br />
or starvation,<br />
and get them to all the<br />
places they need to<br />
be. Childless people<br />
often have no concept<br />
that the ability to<br />
just spontaneously up<br />
and go somewhere, as<br />
long as you don’t have<br />
to work, is foreign to<br />
parents. We don’t go<br />
anywhere, ever, without<br />
first thinking, “What about<br />
the kids?” Some parents do, of<br />
course, which is when Child<br />
Protective Services typically<br />
enters the picture and relieves<br />
you of those pesky offspring<br />
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cramping your style.<br />
Do I ever envy that freedom?<br />
Sure I do! For a minute. I<br />
wouldn’t trade places<br />
though. I love my kids<br />
to death and can’t even<br />
fathom what my life<br />
would be like without<br />
them in it.<br />
So, can you be a bodybuilder<br />
with kids? Of<br />
course you can. Plenty of<br />
people who compete are<br />
parents. But they have<br />
the additional challenge<br />
of arranging all those<br />
workouts and meals<br />
around the schedules of<br />
their kids, and dealing<br />
with unexpected things<br />
like illness, troubles at<br />
school, issues staying in<br />
their own bed and crawling<br />
into yours, and so on.<br />
That’s why I give a lot<br />
of credit to all the parents<br />
out there who still<br />
manage to look great. I<br />
know many times it’s the<br />
mom who does the most<br />
for the kids while the dad has<br />
more leeway to do ‘his thing’ as<br />
a bodybuilder. And some moms<br />
have their mom, or their husband<br />
or boyfriend helping out a<br />
lot so she can have the time to<br />
train and eat.<br />
So to all the single parents out<br />
there, mostly moms I know but<br />
there are also some dads doing<br />
it solo, I take my hat off to you.<br />
You are living proof that there<br />
are no excuses, and anyone can<br />
look amazing if they want it<br />
“You can be a good parent<br />
and a good bodybuilder.”<br />
badly enough and are willing<br />
to be creative in managing their<br />
time.<br />
To all of you who are childless<br />
and bodybuilding, I’m sure you<br />
too have your struggles in life<br />
to deal with. But only the other<br />
parents out there know what I<br />
mean when I say that with kids<br />
in the equation, it’s a whole<br />
other world - as many of you will<br />
discover yourself eventually.<br />
So can bodybuilding and parenting<br />
mix? They can,<br />
but concessions must be<br />
made. You may have to<br />
postpone some workouts<br />
and meals, and there<br />
will definitely be nights<br />
especially early on when<br />
you won’t get as much<br />
sleep as you need to. For<br />
me, there has never been<br />
a question of giving up<br />
one for the other. I sure<br />
as hell would never<br />
abandon or neglect my<br />
kids, and there’s no way<br />
I would stop bodybuilding<br />
unless some injury or<br />
illness befell me that was<br />
severe enough to knock<br />
me out of the gym. I am<br />
a proud parent, and a<br />
proud bodybuilder - and<br />
so can you be!<br />
Ron<br />
Harris<br />
is the<br />
author of<br />
Real Bodybuilding,<br />
available at<br />
www.ronharrismuscle.com<br />
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The <strong>Parrillo</strong> Principles<br />
Truthfulness, the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
Nutritional Strategy<br />
and BodyStat<br />
What differentiates John<br />
<strong>Parrillo</strong> from the rest<br />
of the fitness world is<br />
his cold allegiance to the truth<br />
– even if the truth is detrimental to<br />
his own financial wellbeing. Back<br />
in the early 1980s I was an avid<br />
supplement taker, indiscriminately<br />
leaping from one “magical” supplement<br />
to the next. I was lured in<br />
by outrageous advertising claims<br />
made by unscrupulous supplement<br />
makers. I desperately wanted to<br />
believe that the bold lies (told with<br />
such easy assurance) were in fact<br />
true. Had I been a little smarter I<br />
would have noticed that the advertising<br />
templates were predictably<br />
the same: purchase a full color ad<br />
in a muscle magazine and have<br />
some monstrous bodybuilder proclaim<br />
that the featured supplement<br />
was critical and indispensable and<br />
without this particular product it<br />
would have been impossible for<br />
the monster man to construct the<br />
body he displayed in the ad. Yeah,<br />
right. Chances are the supplement<br />
didn’t even exist during most of<br />
the 15-20 years it took the monster<br />
man to develop his physique.<br />
The second widely used advertising<br />
template involved beautiful,<br />
scantily clad women. This clever<br />
tactic caused male bodybuilders to<br />
By Andre Newcomb<br />
pause before turning the page. The<br />
boys and men would gaze lustfully<br />
at these exotic sex objects and by<br />
keeping the men and boys staring<br />
at the page the message about the<br />
supplement would be communicated.<br />
Another successful supplement<br />
template used multiple images of<br />
normal folks radically transformed<br />
in ‘before and after’ shots. This tactic<br />
was brought to high art by one<br />
4<strong>Parrillo</strong> promoted the<br />
unpopular notion that<br />
using his supplements<br />
would allow the user to<br />
train more not less and<br />
train harder not easier.<br />
4<br />
outfit whose owner bragged in my<br />
presence that he had no compunction<br />
about advertising deception<br />
and outright lying because, and<br />
I quote, “No natural supplement<br />
works: none of them are worth a<br />
damn!” He also bragged about how<br />
in every $85 supplement “kit” sold,<br />
he had less than $3 in actual cost.<br />
This man built a fortune using this<br />
cynical ruse: his New Jersey mansion<br />
was featured in Architectural<br />
Digest and his collection of vintage<br />
rock guitars (kept in a specially<br />
built hermetically sealed room)<br />
was valued at over $1,000,000.<br />
He died at age 39 of a prescription<br />
drug overdose and was considered<br />
the salesmanship “role model” by<br />
the rest of the industry.<br />
John <strong>Parrillo</strong> said repeatedly that<br />
natural supplements, potent natural<br />
supplements, can and do work – assuming<br />
the supplements are potent<br />
and used in precise conjunction<br />
with a diet based on the expert use<br />
of real food. From day one <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
<strong>Performance</strong> Products has been<br />
upfront about the realistic results<br />
that can be procured from natural<br />
supplements. <strong>Parrillo</strong> has flatly and<br />
repeatedly stated that potent nutritional<br />
supplements can add 10-20%<br />
to the final finished physical product:<br />
and that my friend is huge!<br />
Compared to the over-the-top deceitful<br />
lies proclaimed by other<br />
supplement makers, John’s realistic<br />
claims seemed tame. <strong>Parrillo</strong> promoted<br />
the unpopular notion that<br />
using his supplements would allow<br />
the user to train more not less and<br />
train harder not easier. His supplements<br />
were never designed to provide<br />
the user a way to avoid the<br />
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JOHN PARRILLO’S PERFORMANCE PRESS<br />
The <strong>Parrillo</strong> Principles<br />
disciplined eating and ferocious<br />
training necessary to transform<br />
the human body. <strong>Parrillo</strong> Products<br />
seemed pedestrian compared to<br />
the incredible results claimed by<br />
supplement liars. Despite the pressure<br />
to go along with the crowd,<br />
John <strong>Parrillo</strong> never wavered in his<br />
complete allegiance to the factual<br />
truth. Maybe that’s the reason that<br />
<strong>Parrillo</strong> <strong>Performance</strong> Products are<br />
still around, thirty years down the<br />
road. This in an industry where<br />
the ‘shelf life’ of a new supplement<br />
is, on average, less than a<br />
year and supplement companies<br />
disappear completely after a few<br />
short years of existence. Are you<br />
aware that a half dozen <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
supplements remain popular thirty<br />
years after their introduction! Nutritional<br />
supplements are meant to<br />
supplement a sound diet. A “sound<br />
diet” is a diet based on the studied<br />
use of regular food, the kind purchased<br />
at the grocery store. Honest<br />
supplementation is not designed<br />
to replace regular food; nor is the<br />
use of supplements supposed to<br />
magically eliminate or reduce the<br />
time or gut-busting effort needed<br />
in the gym. <strong>Parrillo</strong> contended that<br />
precise use of potent, natural nutritional<br />
supplements would allow<br />
the serious trainee to train harder<br />
and train more often, train longer<br />
and recover quicker from the intense<br />
resistance and intense cardio<br />
he recommended. His truth telling<br />
stood him apart from the rest of the<br />
crowd back in the 80’s and it still<br />
sets him apart from the crowd in<br />
the year 2012.<br />
<strong>Parrillo</strong>’s sophisticated approach<br />
has evolved slowly and methodically<br />
over the past four decades.<br />
He honed his system to razor-edge<br />
perfection by preparing thousands<br />
of bodybuilders for competition.<br />
The methods first developed for<br />
elite national and international<br />
level bodybuilders have proven<br />
incredibly effective when applied<br />
to regular folks in pursuit of more<br />
modest fitness goals. The <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
nutritional approach empowers<br />
the user by providing them with a<br />
system whose foundation is built<br />
on the precise use of regular food.<br />
<strong>Parrillo</strong> supplements are meant to<br />
supplement a sound diet, not<br />
replace regular food.<br />
This foundational food base is augmented<br />
and amplified by the inclusion<br />
of powerful nutritional supplements.<br />
The <strong>Parrillo</strong> Nutritional approach<br />
enables the trainee to custom<br />
design a dietary approach that<br />
suits their lifestyle and melds with<br />
their particular needs and circumstance.<br />
The <strong>Parrillo</strong> nutritional approach<br />
starts by establishing realistic<br />
goals. Once the goals are set the<br />
<strong>Parrillo</strong> trainee uses the BodyStat<br />
Kit to monitor results. The BodyStat<br />
Kit includes the BodyStat Manual,<br />
BodyStat sheets and skin-fold<br />
calipers. The trainee uses BodyStat<br />
procedures to evaluate what is happening<br />
to his or her body composition:<br />
the ratio of lean muscle mass<br />
to body fat. Readings are taken<br />
weekly and results are monitored<br />
on a continual and ongoing basis.<br />
Based upon the weekly BodyStat<br />
results, the trainee might tweak<br />
their diet, they might tweak their<br />
training or they might tweak both.<br />
The idea is to keep progress going<br />
by manipulating the variables. The<br />
<strong>Parrillo</strong> method used today was developed<br />
over many, many years of<br />
trial and error. The overall goal is<br />
simple to grasp...<br />
Try and gain muscle<br />
without gaining fat;<br />
try to lose fat without<br />
losing muscle.<br />
The easiest way to gain muscle<br />
is to stay in a calorie-surplus<br />
state. In the <strong>Parrillo</strong> mass<br />
building system, the trainee<br />
eats enough clean calories to<br />
gain between 1 and 2 pounds<br />
per week. Progress is charted<br />
using the BodyStat Kit to determine<br />
what percentage of<br />
body weight gained is muscle<br />
and what percentage of weight<br />
gained was fat. If the weight gain<br />
is all muscle then you have hit the<br />
mark. You keep doing what you<br />
have been doing. If an unacceptable<br />
portion of the weight gained<br />
is fat, the trainee tweaks their diet.<br />
They could increase the lean protein<br />
intake while lowering starch<br />
carbs. This particular tactic increases<br />
glucagon and decreases<br />
insulin. Perhaps the trainee leaves<br />
the diet intact and alters the weight<br />
training or aerobics. There are, as<br />
the old saying goes, many ways to<br />
skin a cat. If the goal is to become as<br />
lean as possible, the easiest way to<br />
lose fat is to create a caloric deficit.<br />
Generally speaking, and depending<br />
upon the size of the individual,<br />
the goal should be to lose between<br />
1 and 2 pounds of body weight per<br />
week and use BodyStat charting<br />
to determine if the weight lost was<br />
body fat. If your weight loss was fat<br />
loss then you keep doing what you<br />
have been doing. If you lose an unacceptable<br />
amount of muscle in the<br />
process, then this indicates a tweak<br />
to the diet or a tweak to the training<br />
is in order. BodyStat methodology<br />
keeps you from getting fat when<br />
you are trying to add muscle size.<br />
BodyStat methodology keeps you<br />
from losing muscle when you are<br />
trying to burn off body fat. Body-<br />
Stat charting alerts you if you are<br />
on the right or wrong track and<br />
tells you when it is time to make<br />
a change in your strategy. Body-<br />
Stat charting eliminates the guesswork.<br />
The bathroom scale can be<br />
incredibly deceiving: you could<br />
lose two pounds of body weight,<br />
think you are doing great when in<br />
fact you have starved yourself, shut<br />
the metabolism down and have actually<br />
lost two pounds of muscle!<br />
You think you are on the right<br />
track when in fact your fat percentage<br />
remains untouched. Using<br />
the scales alone can leave you fat,<br />
dumb and happy – quite literally.<br />
BodyStat charting is all about<br />
logic: if you are on a mass building<br />
program and after a protracted<br />
period of time BodyStat charting<br />
alerts you that your body is unable<br />
to put on another pound of muscle<br />
(the only weight gain is fat gain)<br />
then it is time to reverse directions<br />
and start leaning out. Cut the starch<br />
carbs and up the aerobics. This<br />
opens up the insulin receptor sites<br />
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and adds capillary density to muscles.<br />
Down the road you can go on<br />
another mass gain cycle. Likewise<br />
when the lean-out strategy has run<br />
its course and you can’t seem to<br />
lose another pound of fat without<br />
losing muscle, then it is logically<br />
time to switch directions and start<br />
gaining a pound or two of weight<br />
per week. This switch will speed<br />
up your metabolism and enable<br />
you to start losing fat again as well.<br />
This is the essence of the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
approach and the BodyStat system<br />
BodyStat testing<br />
eliminates the<br />
guesswork!<br />
is the cornerstone, the foundation,<br />
of the <strong>Parrillo</strong> nutritional system.<br />
BodyStat charting allows the<br />
trainee to create a weekly report<br />
card. If you are really serious and<br />
want to make continued progress<br />
this is the ideal system. This system<br />
allows you to continually chart<br />
progress and eliminate the guess<br />
work. Remember that every diet<br />
works if the calories are low enough<br />
– you will lose body weight – but<br />
are you losing body fat? BodyStat<br />
charting will give you the answer<br />
to that critical question. Our system<br />
lets you figure out which diet<br />
is the best diet for you. We find<br />
that if you do things right your metabolism<br />
constantly increases: this<br />
is called building the metabolism.<br />
John <strong>Parrillo</strong> was the first person<br />
to show that you could get lean and<br />
muscular by eating a lot of calories<br />
– if it is done right. John has<br />
had competitors win major world<br />
bodybuilding competitions eating<br />
10,000 calories per day and eat that<br />
amount of food without adding a<br />
single ounce of fat. How is that possible?<br />
Over time, using the BodyStat<br />
system, the metabolism gradually<br />
acclimatizes and is able to handle<br />
an ever increasing number of<br />
calories. The modern bodybuilding<br />
champions are able to step onstage<br />
weighing 250+ pounds carrying<br />
4% body fat percentiles: they have<br />
trained their metabolisms to handle<br />
massive amounts of calories without<br />
shuttling excess into fat storage.<br />
To use an appropriate analogy: a<br />
raging bonfire is able to burn giant<br />
logs. A pathetic, smoldering fire can<br />
only burn twigs. A raging metabolism<br />
can burn massive amounts of<br />
clean calories and burn them thoroughly<br />
and completely. A stunted<br />
metabolism turns excess calories<br />
into body fat quicker than you can<br />
say “Pass the pie!” <strong>Parrillo</strong>’s genius<br />
was modifying the tactics of<br />
the champions for use by regular<br />
people. The champions blazed the<br />
trail and normal people can use<br />
these advanced tactics to pursue<br />
their own goals. For $39.95 you<br />
can purchase the BodyStat Kit and<br />
start issuing your own weekly report<br />
card. Combine potent <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
supplements with the expert use of<br />
regular food. Use the BodyStat Kit<br />
to inform you of weekly changes in<br />
body composition. Why fly blind?<br />
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tips<br />
RECIPE<br />
spotlight<br />
Buffaloaf<br />
686 g. (1.5 1bs.) 100% lean buffalo meat<br />
100 g. egg whites<br />
50 g. chopped parsley<br />
50 g. grated carrot<br />
50 g. minced onion<br />
50 g. catsup<br />
25 g. oats<br />
4 tbsp. CapTri ®<br />
garlic and oregano to taste<br />
Mix all ingredients in a loaf pan. Bake at 350<br />
degrees for 90 minutes. Serves four.<br />
Training Tip<br />
of the month:<br />
Bench Press To The Neck<br />
This bench press variation is excellent for upper pec<br />
development. Take a medium grip on the bar. As<br />
with the bench press, it’s important to align your<br />
pectoral girdle<br />
properly to place<br />
the mechanical<br />
advantage on your<br />
upper pecs. Press<br />
your shoulders<br />
down toward<br />
your waist. Push<br />
your sternum up.<br />
As you lower the<br />
bar, pinch your<br />
chin into your chest. Bring the bar down to this<br />
pinch point. Then press back up to the starting<br />
position, staying tight throughout the full range<br />
of motion.<br />
& tidbits<br />
Calories 50<br />
Protein 3.30g<br />
Fat .70g<br />
Total Carbs 10.01g<br />
of the month<br />
Food<br />
of the month:<br />
Kale<br />
• Very high in beta carotene, vitamin K, vitamin C,<br />
lutein, zeaxanthin, and a good source of calcium.<br />
•Contains sulforaphane (particularly when chopped or<br />
minced), a chemical with potent anti-cancer<br />
properties, and is also a good source of carotenoids.<br />
•A source of indole-3-carbinol, which boosts DNA<br />
repair in cells and appears to block the growth of<br />
cancer cells.<br />
Nutritional Information for 100 grams, raw:<br />
Fiber 2.0g<br />
Calcium 135mg<br />
Phosphorus 56mg<br />
Iron 1.70mg<br />
Try these great recipe ideas using kale:<br />
Sodium 43mg<br />
Potassium 447mg<br />
Vitamin A<br />
15376 IU<br />
• Add washed, chopped fresh kale to soups like Lentil and<br />
Vegetable Stew, Vegetable Turkey Stew, and Vegetable Soup<br />
• Add finely chopped Tuscan kale to salads, like the Green and<br />
Crunchy Salad<br />
nutrition Tip<br />
of the month:<br />
The single best supplement for gaining muscle is<br />
creatine. This is a molecule stored inside muscle<br />
cells and is involved in energy production. It increases<br />
muscle size and strength dramatically within the first<br />
month of using it. Muscle gains of 4-14 lbs. and strength increases<br />
of 10-15% are typical during the first month of creatine<br />
supplementation. That’s quite amazing when you think<br />
about it. Most of the muscular weight gain is do to storage of<br />
water inside muscle cells. As creatine is stored in the muscle,<br />
it attracts water, causing the muscle cell to swell. The strength<br />
increases are due to increased energy producing ability of the<br />
muscle. While muscle gains during the first month are miraculous,<br />
things slow down after that. After the muscles are saturated<br />
with creatine, they can’t soak up any more, and after<br />
that it’s a matter of maintenance of creatine stores. For the<br />
first 1-3 weeks you should use 20g a day to fully load the muscle,<br />
then 5-10g a day to maintain muscle stores. It stands to<br />
reason that muscle protein gain will ultimately be enhanced<br />
as well, leading to faster muscle growth, because you’re<br />
able to train heavier while using creatine. This, of course,<br />
providing you increase your protein and calories to support<br />
News & Discoveries<br />
In Fitness & Nutrition<br />
Cocoa Compounds May Reduce<br />
Blood Pressure<br />
Compounds in cocoa may help to reduce blood pressure, according<br />
to a new systematic review in The Cochrane Library.<br />
The researchers reviewed evidence from short-term trials<br />
in which participants were given dark chocolate or cocoa<br />
powder daily and found that their blood pressure dropped<br />
slightly compared to a control group. Cocoa contains compounds<br />
called flavanols, thought to be responsible for the<br />
formation of nitric oxide in the body. Nitric oxide causes<br />
blood vessel walls to relax and open wider, thereby reducing<br />
blood pressure. The link between cocoa and blood pressure<br />
stems from the discovery that the indigenous people<br />
of San Blas Island in Central American, who drink flavanolrich<br />
cocoa drinks every day, have normal blood pressure regardless<br />
of age. However, flavanol concentrations in cocoa<br />
and chocolate products vary according to cocoa processing<br />
procedures and types of chocolate, so it is difficult to<br />
establish the optimal dosage for an effect. To investigate<br />
the effect of flavanols on blood pressure, the researchers<br />
reviewed data from trials in which people consumed dark<br />
chocolate or cocoa powder containing between 30-1080mg<br />
of flavanols in 3-100g of chocolate each day. Altogether, 856<br />
people were involved in 20 trials lasting 2-8 weeks, or in one<br />
case, 18 weeks. Flavanol-rich chocolate or cocoa powder reduced<br />
blood pressure on average by 2-3mm Hg. “Although<br />
we don’t yet have evidence for any sustained decrease in<br />
blood pressure, the small reduction we saw over the short<br />
term might complement other treatment options and might<br />
contribute to reducing the risk of cardiovascular disease,”<br />
said lead researcher Karin Ried of the National Institute of<br />
Integrative Medicine in Melbourne, Australia.<br />
Interesting<br />
Article Fact:<br />
- from EurekAlert!, August 14, 2012<br />
Whey protein is rich in the branch chain amino acid leucine,<br />
shown to help in muscle building and fat-burning.<br />
Read more in John <strong>Parrillo</strong>’s article on page 20.<br />
Dominique’s<br />
Time Cruncher<br />
Question<br />
of the month:<br />
Quick Tip<br />
of the month:<br />
Want a quick meal that doesn’t skimp on the vegetables<br />
and quality protein? Make a stir-fry! In the grocery’s<br />
Natural Vegetable sources<br />
Natural E-Plus contains 400IU Vitamin E (as d-alpha<br />
produce and meat departments, look for vegetables and<br />
tocopherol plus d-beta, d-gamma, d-delta tocopherols)<br />
from natural vegetable oils. It contains no sugar, no<br />
meats that are prepped to the correct size for stir-frying.<br />
The packages are usually labeled for “stir-fry” and will save<br />
starch, no preservatives, and no artificial color or flavor.<br />
you lots of time in the kitchen. Just get out your skillet or<br />
this growth.<br />
wok, turn on the stove top, and you are ready to cook!<br />
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?<br />
Question: Would there be any benefits to following<br />
a high fat diet to get lean or is there a better choice<br />
out there for me?<br />
Answer: There are more benefits of a high carbohydrate<br />
diet as compared to the high fat diet in terms<br />
of getting lean. Not all calories are created equal. Dietary<br />
fat is preferentially stored as body fat, whereas<br />
carbohydrates do not significantly contribute to fat<br />
stores. Most of your body fat is derived from the fat<br />
you eat and very little comes from conversion of protein<br />
or carbohydrate into fat. So it makes sense that<br />
if you want to reduce body fat the first place to start<br />
is to eat less fat. Proponents of the high fat diet say<br />
that carbohydrates cause insulin release which in turn<br />
stimulates fat storage. On the <strong>Parrillo</strong> diet we teach<br />
you how to select carbohydrate sources and structure<br />
your meals so that carbohydrates are released into the<br />
bloodstream very slowly, so this isn’t a problem. We<br />
have found that if you eat a diet higher in carbs and<br />
low in fat you will end up being leaner and more muscular<br />
whether you are using the diet to gain weight or<br />
lose weight.<br />
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FAT BURNERS: THE PARRILLO SUPPLEMENT GUIDE<br />
I<br />
know you’ve seen the ads everywhere:<br />
people claiming to get cut<br />
and ripped after taking a fat-burning<br />
supplement. And you wonder: do<br />
these supplements work? Before I answer<br />
that question, let me emphasize<br />
that the right diet (lean protein, low-fat,<br />
high-fiber, and vegetable-rich), coupled<br />
with intense weight training and regular<br />
cardio workouts, is the best fatburning<br />
combination. That said, if you<br />
add in certain fat-burners, you can certainly<br />
boost your way toward leanness,<br />
big time. What follows is my guide to<br />
the best fat-burners – the ones I recommend<br />
that can really give you the lean<br />
edge – and how to take them.<br />
Whey Protein + Creatine<br />
You build lean muscle with protein,<br />
and muscle is your body’s fat-burning<br />
engine. Well-developed muscle burns<br />
calories, pure and simple. You can increase<br />
muscle and burn body fat by<br />
supplementing with a combo of whey<br />
protein and creatine monohydrate.<br />
Whey protein is rich in the branch chain<br />
amino acid leucine (see below). Leucine<br />
has been shown to help muscle building<br />
and fat burning. Whey, in <strong>Parrillo</strong>’s Optimized<br />
Whey Protein , is thus an ideal<br />
fat-burning protein. As a fast-digesting<br />
protein, it can move leucine to the muscles<br />
as quickly as possible.<br />
Creatine is available from <strong>Parrillo</strong> <strong>Performance</strong><br />
as <strong>Parrillo</strong> Creatine Monohydrate<br />
. Increasing the levels of creatine<br />
in your muscles gives them another fuel<br />
source besides glycogen from carbohydrates.<br />
The question is: how much creatine<br />
do you need? To start, we recommend<br />
for the first one to two weeks you<br />
use 20-30 grams each day, divided into<br />
even servings of 5 grams each taken<br />
with each meal or mixed with our <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
Optimized Whey Protein . This<br />
is the loading phase. Use the lower end<br />
of these recommendations if you’re in<br />
the 150-200 pound range and the upper<br />
end if you’re over 200 pounds. We<br />
recommend one to two weeks, but the<br />
loading phase can last up to four weeks<br />
in some individuals. After this, 5-10<br />
grams a day should be sufficient to<br />
maintain elevated muscle stores of creatine.<br />
It takes approximately 4-8 weeks<br />
to deplete creatine stores after you stop<br />
taking it.<br />
Leucine<br />
A growing mound of proof suggests that<br />
supplementing with leucine will help<br />
you maintain muscle mass and burn<br />
body fat. Leucine, which comprises<br />
about one-third of muscle protein, enters<br />
muscle cells and turns on key biochemical<br />
processes that result in more<br />
muscle protein and, thus, more muscle<br />
development and greater fat-burning.<br />
Leucine also increases secretion of the<br />
anabolic hormone insulin, important<br />
for encouraging growth. Therefore, this<br />
essential amino acid is not only a building<br />
block, but it is also needed to turn<br />
on your muscle-building and fat-burning<br />
processes. A great source of leucine<br />
is <strong>Parrillo</strong> Muscle Amino Formula (a<br />
formulation of BCAAs). The suggested<br />
usage is two or more capsules with<br />
each meal and/or 4-6 capsules before<br />
and after workouts.<br />
Lipotropics<br />
A powerful fat burner supplement like<br />
<strong>Parrillo</strong> Advanced Lipotropic Formula<br />
will help you shed extra fat. This<br />
scientifically formulated supplement<br />
combines the following:<br />
Biotin: A B-vitamin, biotin activates<br />
genes involved in regulating insulin<br />
and blood sugar. Biotin is required to<br />
make four key enzymes called carboxylases.<br />
These enzymes are involved in<br />
the metabolism of fats, and the conversion<br />
of protein and fat to glucose. Without<br />
biotin, the body cannot adequately<br />
metabolize fat.<br />
Choline: This B vitamin is a “first<br />
string” player among lipotropics. Its<br />
most vital function is regulating the<br />
amount of fat that accumulates in the<br />
liver, which is one of the body’s storage<br />
sites for excess fat. Another benefit<br />
of choline is that it helps emulsify<br />
cholesterol, preventing it from building<br />
up in artery walls or gallbladder. Also,<br />
choline works to rid the body of toxins,<br />
poisons, and any drug residues. This<br />
is important because toxins can impede<br />
fat-burning. Deficiencies in choline<br />
contribute to high blood pressure,<br />
hardening of the arteries, cirrhosis of<br />
the liver, and lack of appetite. Interestingly,<br />
hens will not lay eggs if deficient<br />
in choline. (Eggs happen to be a great<br />
source of choline.)<br />
Inositol: Closely associated with biotin<br />
and choline is the B vitamin inositol.<br />
This nutrient stimulates the body’s production<br />
of lecithin, a lipid-based component<br />
in the body that transports fats<br />
from the liver to the cells for energy.<br />
Inositol is thus an important regulator<br />
of fat metabolism. It also helps reduce<br />
cholesterol by preventing the build-up<br />
of fatty deposits in the arteries that lead<br />
to their narrowing.<br />
L-carnitine: Another key lipotropic is<br />
carnitine, a protein-like nutrient made<br />
by the body but also found in foods. Its<br />
main function is to assist the body in<br />
burning fat. In studies, carnitine appears<br />
to emulsify fat build-up in the<br />
arteries and internal organs. Carnitine<br />
also stimulates the adrenal glands,<br />
which help the body in using its fat reserves<br />
as fuel.<br />
Betaine: This nutrient is a substance<br />
from which choline is formed and has<br />
similar functions. Betaine can help with<br />
joint and liver repair and muscle recovery,<br />
as well as reduce inflammation and<br />
the risk of heart disease.<br />
Chromium picolinate: This<br />
mineral has been shown to<br />
increase glucose tolerance (to<br />
help get carbohydrates into<br />
your cells to be used for energy<br />
rather than stored as body<br />
fat) and stabilize blood sugar<br />
levels (to avoid low-energy periods).<br />
When supplementing,<br />
take one capsule of <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
Advanced Lipotropic Formula<br />
with each meal.<br />
Thermogenics through MCTs<br />
CapTri ® is a special kind of<br />
fat called a medium chain triglyceride<br />
(MCT). CapTri ® harnesses the energy<br />
density of fat but is not stored as body<br />
fat. The molecular structure of CapTri ®<br />
results in it being metabolized differently<br />
than conventional fats. Instead<br />
of being transported to fat depots like<br />
regular fats, CapTri ® is transported directly<br />
to the liver and is immediately<br />
burned to produce energy.<br />
Probably the most amazing thing is that<br />
lipids like CapTri ® also have a lower<br />
food efficiency than carbohydrates.<br />
This means that it’s harder for your<br />
body to convert CapTri ® into fat than it<br />
is to store excess carbohydrates as fat.<br />
Bodybuilders use CapTri ® while dieting<br />
for this reason. CapTri ® is burned<br />
rapidly in the liver. Some of the energy<br />
is released as body heat in a process<br />
known as thermogenesis. The thermogenic<br />
effect is probably the most important<br />
reason why CapTri ® has such a low<br />
food efficiency. Instead of being stored<br />
as fat, excess calories from CapTri ®<br />
are converted to body heat, and this<br />
means you burn more calories per hour.<br />
This explains why calories from Cap-<br />
Tri ® contribute less to fat stores than<br />
an equivalent number of calories from<br />
conventional fats or carbohydrates.<br />
Scientific studies have shown that when<br />
lipids like CapTri ® are used in place of<br />
carbohydrates, body fat stores are lower.<br />
And fewer carbohydrates are converted<br />
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into fat, even in the presence of insulin.<br />
Insulin is an anabolic hormone which is<br />
released from the pancreas in response<br />
to an increase in blood glucose (sugar).<br />
Insulin causes cells to absorb glucose<br />
and amino acids, thereby stimulating<br />
growth. Unfortunately, insulin also<br />
causes fat cells to absorb glucose and<br />
fatty acids, stimulating fat storage. Fat<br />
storage enzymes are less active when<br />
lipids like CapTri ® are added to the<br />
diet, even under conditions of insulin<br />
stimulation.<br />
Bodybuilders have used low-carb diets<br />
for years. When you reduce carbs you in<br />
turn reduce insulin (remember, insulin<br />
promotes fat storage) and activate the<br />
carnitine shuttle. The carnitine shuttle<br />
is a transport system which moves fatty<br />
acids inside mitochondria - the furnaces<br />
inside cells where foods are burned for<br />
energy. The body is then able to shift<br />
into a fat-burning mode. Glucagon is<br />
another hormone, also produced by the<br />
pancreas, but with the opposite actions<br />
of insulin. After you eat a big carbohydrate<br />
meal your body releases insulin<br />
which causes cells to absorb glucose.<br />
Some of the glucose is used for energy<br />
and the excess is stored as glycogen<br />
and fat. As the blood glucose level goes<br />
down, the insulin level goes down too.<br />
After your cells run out of glucose, glucagon<br />
is released as a signal to begin<br />
burning fat. The problem with the old<br />
low-carb diets is that you don’t have<br />
much energy and your metabolism<br />
slows down because you’re<br />
not consuming enough calories.<br />
You’re really not consuming<br />
any fuels that your body likes to<br />
use for energy. In the new lowcarb<br />
strategy, you use CapTri ®<br />
in place of starchy carbs. This<br />
results in decreased insulin production<br />
and increased glucagon<br />
release.<br />
The calories from CapTri ® provide<br />
the energy you need to keep<br />
training hard. Also, by substituting<br />
CapTri ® for an equivalent<br />
number of calories from carbohydrates<br />
you avoid the slow-down in<br />
metabolic rate which inevitably results<br />
from calorie-restricted diets.<br />
CapTri ® is the most highly refined, ultrapurified<br />
MCT on the market. The<br />
formulation of CapTri ® was specifically<br />
designed for people who want to be as<br />
lean as possible. CapTri ® is available<br />
exclusively from <strong>Parrillo</strong> <strong>Performance</strong>.<br />
So if you’re looking for a good source<br />
of calories to provide energy while dieting,<br />
try CapTri ® . Start with one tablespoon<br />
a day, and after several days, add<br />
in another tablespoon or two.<br />
Try these supplements to turbo-charge<br />
your fat-burning. For information on<br />
diet and training, make sure you follow<br />
the recommendations in the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
Nutrition Manual and the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
Training Manual – and you’ll turn into<br />
a lean, ripped, sculpted machine in<br />
no time.<br />
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Lat Pull-downs are overrated…Clown School: real psyche<br />
versus pretend psyche…Estrogenic worries? Not with <strong>Parrillo</strong>!<br />
East German thinks our species is done for…<br />
Vic Steele,<br />
I have been doing lat pulldowns<br />
for years and I just now<br />
noticed that I don’t have any lats!<br />
What’s up with that!? Pull-downs<br />
are my number one back exercise<br />
and I have done them forever and<br />
guess what? I have a substandard<br />
back by any standard. I do lat pulldowns,<br />
front and rear and I will<br />
switch handles and grip widths. I<br />
will use chin grip and pull-down<br />
grip and over the years I have become<br />
really good at lat pull-downs<br />
– but my lat development is so average<br />
it makes me think all these<br />
years of pull-downs were a complete<br />
waste of time. My other back<br />
exercises are shoulder shrugs and<br />
one arm dumbbell rows. I have been<br />
doing the same back routine using<br />
the same exercises for the same<br />
number of sets and reps for years. I<br />
don’t have much in the way of back<br />
muscles to show for it. What would<br />
you suggest? I am 29 and I am in<br />
the US Army – I am in good shape<br />
and I am a military professional. I<br />
am ready to roll!<br />
Boz, Baton Rouge<br />
Thank you for your service. We<br />
don’t see our back muscles when<br />
we look in the mirror and because<br />
of that we neglect the unseen muscles<br />
of the back. I have a list of my<br />
favorite back exercises listed in order<br />
of effectiveness. When it comes<br />
to building power, strength and<br />
back muscles, lat pull-downs rank<br />
way down the effectiveness list, in<br />
sixth place on my list. Pull-downs<br />
have their place – but their place is<br />
NOT at the top of any back exercise<br />
prioritization list. First off, if you<br />
can chin or pull-up free-hand, then<br />
do so. Free-hand chins and pull-ups<br />
trump lat pull-downs every single<br />
time. Why? The activation of muscle<br />
stabilizers is far more intense<br />
with free-hand chins or pull-ups.<br />
When the athlete is hanging by<br />
their hands on a bar in time and<br />
space, the act of pulling upward until<br />
their chin tops the bar (on every<br />
rep) causes maximum muscle stabilizer<br />
activation. When the athlete<br />
does lat pull-downs they are comfortably<br />
seated with knees braced;<br />
they pull a cable handle downward<br />
– this is a little too easy to be maximally<br />
effective: effort and stress<br />
trigger hypertrophy, not smoothness<br />
and ease. Pull-downs activate<br />
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IRON VIC SPEAKS By IRON VIC STEELE<br />
far fewer muscle stabilizers than<br />
chins or pull-ups. This would be<br />
my top six back exercises. They<br />
are listed in order of importance<br />
and effectiveness…<br />
1. Deadlifts: The deadlift is the<br />
undisputed KING of all back exercises.<br />
Do them conventional style<br />
or do them sumo. Do them standing<br />
on a box or do them with various<br />
grip widths and stance combinations.<br />
Regardless the technique<br />
used, a properly performed deadlift<br />
maximally stimulates and strengthens<br />
back muscles. From tailbone to<br />
neckline, every single back muscle<br />
is activated every single time by a<br />
perfect deadlift.<br />
2. Power cleans: This is a forgotten<br />
and ignored exercise; this is also a<br />
killer exercise that requires the use<br />
of ballistics and speed; the idea is<br />
to propel a barbell upward – this is<br />
completely different than the deadlift<br />
“grind.” Power cleans are the<br />
ultimate trap builder. Mountainous<br />
traps have always denoted power.<br />
3. Chin-ups and pull-ups<br />
done with additional poundage<br />
strapped to waist: These are the<br />
best lat builders in the business.<br />
People erroneously think the muscle-building<br />
benefits derived from<br />
weighted chins and weighted pullups<br />
can be equaled by seated lat<br />
pull-downs – no way. If you can do<br />
weighted chins or weighted pullups<br />
with any grip, do them!<br />
4. Chin-ups and pull-ups done<br />
with no weight: If you can’t chin<br />
or pull-up with weight, do the next<br />
best thing and bang out multiple 5<br />
rep sets in any type of chin or pullup,<br />
regardless the grip, that you<br />
are capable of. Weighted chins and<br />
pull-ups trump un-weighted chins<br />
and pull-ups. Free-weight chins<br />
and pull-ups trump seated lat pulldowns<br />
all day every day.<br />
Iron Vic’s<br />
#1 Back Exercise:<br />
Deadlifts<br />
The undisputed KING of all<br />
back exercises. A properly<br />
performed deadlift maximally<br />
stimulates and strengthens<br />
back muscles.<br />
5. Barbell rowing: Big strong men<br />
row with a barbell loaded with<br />
three, four or five 45 pound plates<br />
on each side of the bar. I want to<br />
gag when I see sissies performing<br />
one-arm rows with a dumbbell<br />
my grandmother could rep; reject<br />
effete, knee-on-bench, dumbbell<br />
rows! Man up! Perform strict barbell<br />
rows: what is strict? Upper<br />
body parallel to the floor, no lower<br />
back or leg jolt to get the bar moving<br />
– dead-hang pull every rep;<br />
touch the chest on every rep.<br />
6. Pull-downs: In sixth place we<br />
have the number one most utilized<br />
back exercise in the world. Why the<br />
love affair with pull-downs, both<br />
in front and behind the head? They<br />
are fun and they are easy. You get<br />
to sit on a comfortable pad and pull<br />
downward using a smooth-as-glass<br />
cable – up and down, up and down;<br />
how smooth, how easy, how ineffective.<br />
Obviously if you suddenly stop<br />
doing your cute little pull-down/<br />
shrug/dumbbell row semi-sissy<br />
routine and Man Up with some<br />
heavy deadlifts, power cleans,<br />
rows and weighted chins or pullups,<br />
your back will explode with<br />
growth. Here is how I would set up<br />
a weekly back training split...<br />
Day one –<br />
Deadlift, work up to one all out set<br />
of five reps. Go from light to heavy<br />
in 5 sets.<br />
Barbell row – three sets of eight<br />
reps: light, medium and all out.<br />
Weighted chin, chin, or chin-grip<br />
pull-downs: do what you can, 3-4<br />
sets of 5-8 reps.<br />
Day two –<br />
Power clean, work up to one all out<br />
set of three reps. Go from light to<br />
heavy in 4 sets.<br />
Reverse grip barbell row: Dorian<br />
style 70-degrees, 4 sets of 6 reps,<br />
light to heavy.<br />
Weighted pull-up, pull-ups or pulldowns<br />
using pull-up grip: 4 sets of<br />
5-8, light to heavy.<br />
Push the poundage or reps upward<br />
in each subsequent session, even if<br />
it’s ever so slightly; keep it up for<br />
three full months and write back<br />
– you can thank me effusively for<br />
the massive improvement in your<br />
formerly puny and now massive<br />
back.<br />
Vic,<br />
We have a bunch of young clowns at<br />
my local gym that love to “act out”<br />
prior to a top set of squats, benches<br />
or deadlifts – supposedly they are<br />
“powerlifters” but if they are, they<br />
are pretty weak. They wear all the<br />
latest expensive supportive gear<br />
(knee wraps, power belt, squat suit)<br />
and when they squat they squat<br />
down about one foot (sky high) and<br />
yell as they come erect; these guys<br />
might rep 500 for 3 rough reps, doing<br />
their shaky, half-squat reps.<br />
There are a half dozen of these<br />
guys and they’re a regular little<br />
gym gang. They yell profanely and<br />
slap each other and generally act<br />
ridiculous before performing their<br />
half-squats, bounced benches (that<br />
aren’t paused) and deadlifts rarely<br />
done and rarely done right. Are<br />
these guys actually improving their<br />
lifting performance by putting on<br />
these screaming performances??<br />
Ralph, Wheaton<br />
They are, as your gut tells you, poseurs.<br />
These are complete amateurs<br />
imitating their fantasy dreams of<br />
how big league strength athletes<br />
look, walk, talk and act when they<br />
train. These guys are ‘wannabes’<br />
pretending to be what they are not,<br />
nor will they ever become: elite<br />
strength athletes. The really good<br />
athletes don’t need to seek attention<br />
– they attract attention; quite<br />
the opposite from your gym clowns<br />
that yell and scream to draw attention.<br />
Pros recalibrate their brain in<br />
such a way as to improve the quality<br />
of the workout. The elite athlete<br />
knows that the proper mindset can<br />
add 2-5% to the performance of the<br />
session. There are powerlifters that<br />
use the crazed psyche-up antics and<br />
some of them are quite good. This<br />
crew that you’ve encountered is a<br />
pack of bogus pretenders. Pay them<br />
no mind as all these groups eventually<br />
disperse due to the transient<br />
nature of the participants. These<br />
If you are a <strong>Parrillo</strong>-style<br />
bodybuilder following the<br />
precepts of the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
nutritional approach, you<br />
are doing everything right<br />
and proper about avoiding<br />
and preventing the excess<br />
buildup of estrogen.<br />
men are practicing pretend psyche<br />
as opposed to real psyche. Real<br />
psyche requires years of practice<br />
to master. Real psyche is all about<br />
internal recalibration as opposed to<br />
external show for those that might<br />
be observing.<br />
Vic,<br />
What’s the deal with estrogen? I<br />
hear a lot of talk about how modern<br />
men are loaded with estrogen and<br />
this is making us weak and feminine<br />
– is this true or just medical scare<br />
talk? If so, is excess estrogen something<br />
that we bodybuilders need to<br />
be concerned about? What causes<br />
excess estrogen and how can it be<br />
avoided? Is it a real problem?<br />
Juno, Texarkana<br />
Yes it is a problem and yes you<br />
should be worried about it. If you<br />
are a <strong>Parrillo</strong>-style bodybuilder following<br />
the precepts of the <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
nutritional approach, you are doing<br />
everything right and proper about<br />
avoiding and preventing the excess<br />
buildup of estrogen. You are safe.<br />
As teenagers, men have high levels<br />
of testosterone and low levels of<br />
estrogen. As they age, testosterone<br />
levels in men decrease while their<br />
estrogen levels increase. Not surprisingly,<br />
high levels of estrogen in<br />
men usually correspond to low levels<br />
of testosterone. High estrogen<br />
levels in men contribute to prostate<br />
cancer and heart disease as well as<br />
gynecomastia (enlarged breasts).<br />
As the testosterone is transformed<br />
into estrogen, the low levels of<br />
testosterone can cause many unpleasant<br />
symptoms including loss<br />
of muscle mass, fatigue, low libido,<br />
erectile dysfunction. Furthermore,<br />
excessive estrogen in men raises<br />
body fat and can contribute to diabetes<br />
and high lipids.<br />
- BodyLogic.com<br />
The last thing men who are old and<br />
growing older need is excess estrogen.<br />
Too much estrogen accelerates<br />
the aging process. The antidote for<br />
excessive estrogen is intense physical<br />
exercise and a tight nutritional<br />
game plan; one devoid of any estrogen-producing<br />
foods or drinks.<br />
Eating the wrong kind of food promotes<br />
estrogen production. Many<br />
foods considered “healthy” are<br />
estrogen producers. The inconvenient<br />
fact is this: certain foods (and<br />
beverages) produce estrogen and<br />
should be avoided, particularly as<br />
we age.<br />
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• White flour products<br />
• Soy<br />
• Sodas, alcohol<br />
• Refined foods, man-made industrial<br />
“foodstuffs”<br />
Soy foods contain high amounts<br />
of natural estrogen. Sugar or high<br />
fructose corn syrup-drenched sodas<br />
are estrogenic producers; beer<br />
and alcohol, chips and snacks, fast<br />
food, all the bad stuff, all the artificial<br />
foods and drinks regular<br />
people consume is loaded with<br />
estrogen. These foods and drinks<br />
fuel the production of estrogen. If<br />
you are on a <strong>Parrillo</strong> nutritional<br />
system diet, then you are starving<br />
the estrogen in your body by using<br />
it and not replenishing it. The <strong>Parrillo</strong><br />
nutritional follower is already<br />
avoiding all the estrogen-producing<br />
foods and drinks listed. The<br />
quest to attain single digit body fat<br />
percentages requires we discard<br />
certain foods and liquids if we are<br />
serious and expect to be successful.<br />
The <strong>Parrillo</strong> dietary approach<br />
is anti-estrogenic. Hard, intense<br />
physical training stimulates the<br />
production of testosterone; train<br />
hard and create testosterone – don’t<br />
mess it up by eating estrogenicproducing<br />
food.<br />
Amplify the positive by eating estrogenic-neutral<br />
or estrogen-suppressing<br />
foods and supplements.<br />
Eat the way <strong>Parrillo</strong> recommends<br />
and excess estrogen will never be<br />
a problem for you. Intense exercise<br />
burns estrogen for fuel and as long<br />
as you don’t replace burnt estrogen<br />
with (nutrition-generated) new<br />
estrogen, you never accumulate<br />
enough estrogen to create those<br />
feminized traits that are so counterproductive<br />
to the pursuit and acquisition<br />
of low body fat, increased<br />
muscle size and additional power<br />
and strength.<br />
Hello Victor!<br />
This is Hans from East Germany<br />
– remember how we partied very<br />
hard after the world championships<br />
in Berlin in 1997 – remember<br />
the strip club that the locals took<br />
us to? Anyway – we shall catch up<br />
Certain foods<br />
produce estrogen,<br />
so avoid white flour<br />
products, soy,<br />
sodas, alcohol, and<br />
refined foods,<br />
especially as you age.<br />
in private – I will call next month<br />
after I return from the Congo.<br />
What did you think of the Olympic<br />
weightlifting? It seems that many<br />
of the old records are still standing<br />
– these modern athletes seem weak<br />
as kittens!<br />
Hans-the-Red, East Berlin<br />
Yes I remember you Hans…actually<br />
you were quite unforgettable;<br />
particularly when you had to be<br />
billy-clubbed into submission by<br />
two goons from the local SS police<br />
force after you grabbed that<br />
lap dancer’s posterior and tried<br />
to put teeth marks on her body in<br />
strategic spots. You Germans are a<br />
strange tribe of white people with<br />
suppressed fetishes. East Germans<br />
are suppressed-cubed and therefore<br />
all the more likely to start fights, act<br />
out and generally be obnoxious trying<br />
to “fit in” and “be hip.” I think<br />
humanity as a species has peaked;<br />
Tarentenko’s all time world record<br />
in the clean and jerk is 585 pounds,<br />
the most weight ever lifted from<br />
floor to overhead by a human. That<br />
mark was set in 1988! Since then<br />
no one has matched or equaled it<br />
since!<br />
Keep in mind that when Alekseev<br />
set the world record in the clean and<br />
jerk at 567 in 1976, we all thought a<br />
600 pound clean and jerk was just<br />
around the corner. Now, 36 years<br />
later, the all time world record<br />
has only advanced 29 pounds and<br />
there has been NO advancement<br />
in twenty five years! I could cite a<br />
dozen other examples…the broad<br />
jump record has stood for over a<br />
decade; the all time shot-put record<br />
(Randy Barnes, 72+ feet) has stood<br />
for nearly 20 years; a tremendous<br />
number of all time best deadlift records,<br />
set 20 and 30 years ago, still<br />
stand. I could go on all day but essentially<br />
I think the evidence is in<br />
and conclusive: as a species we’ve<br />
gone about as far as humanly possible.<br />
Incremental increases? Sure!<br />
Massive improvements? Quantum<br />
leaps forward? No way!<br />
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