[title of show] Arizona Theatre Company Play Guide 1

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[title of show] YOUNG "Othello." And, if your ragtag company thinks of a legit-enough name, you just might dupe an agent or two into coming and seeing your (no doubt) brilliant work. A friend of mine, in fact, most recently played Hamlet in a freezing cold warehouse that housed a giant (working!) antique carousel that took up literally 95% of the space (that sorta stuff goes on on Off-Off-Off-Way-Off Broadway all the time). • Dating: You have no money. Therefore, your possibilities of successfully dating are immeasurably affected. But fear not. While Sex & the City may have made you think that everyone spends all their time dressed in designer fashions, wobbling happily around bars in 6 inch stilettos and paying $20-$30 a drink at a local hot spot, there are better (i.e. cheaper) date options. Use what’s at your disposal. Think Central Park – they can’t make you pay money to come in there. And they even Some people see trees, you do Shakespeare for free in there should see free date during the summers. Free theatre tickets just for waiting in line might just mean you get lucky. And who says a picnic can’t just be saltines and a thing of peanut butter (or Nutella if you got a Maybe skip to research room at the NYPL bonus this week)? Add fine wine for a less crowded/more romantic spot available from $3-$5 a bottle and you’ve got yourself a date. Another option - technically, I don’t think they can make you pay to go into the Met. I’m just saying - “suggested donation” Suggested donation = doesn’t sound to me like something they can boot you out for suggested great date location not giving them, at least if you can scrounge a penny for you and one for your date. The list of free date activities is endless! Think stalking celebrities after Broadway shows at the stage door – borrow a program, get your picture taken with one and it looks like you saw the show! Think New York Public Library – who can find the Kama Sutra the fastest – talk about foreplay! Think window shopping on Fifth Avenue – keep track of the number of plastic surgeries you see go by! Okay, I’m not gonna lie – it’s going to be an uphill battle on the dating front. But use your imagination so hopefully someday you can use that mattress you de-germed just for this special occasion. • “Freegan” Living: A variation on the aforementioned finding furniture outside, but more hardcore. Look it up. It’s just like it sounds. Find everything you need to eat, to wear, and to use on the streets of the city. But heads up, day-old bagels are one thing, day-old sushi is a completely different story. Being young and having no money in New York usually means no health insurance, so you’ll just have to think of that parasite as a pet until you make it big. Need we say more? Yes, actually we do need. FREE STUFF!!! Arizona Theatre Company Play Guide 18
[title of show] • Random Money Saving Tips: Other money saving tips I or my friends have used: 1. 2. 3. 4. Eating people's leftover food when they leave their table at a restaurant. Getting your haircuts and/or oral surgery done by students. Moving in with a significant other as quickly as possible just to have one less roommate (it's kinda like third base for young people in NYC). And, of course, figuring out how to live with your ex-significant other when there's still nine months left on the lease is a lot of fun, too. Learning the art of staying on friends' couches for as many weeks as possible (probably THE most implemented money saving tip any young New Yorker should know). Snuggle down on that couch, and avoid looking at your potentially now former-“friend” who is giving you the death-eye because it’s been six and half months and he wants you out of there. -written by Jenny Bazzell and Nat Cassidy WRITER'S WRITER'S BLOCK I don’t know what else to write about this play…I got nothing. No, seriously. I’m starting to panic now. What if the play guide doesn’t get done in time to go to print?!?! What’ll we do? I have to write something…something… SOMETHING…. Well, that didn’t work. Okay, I need to write. Right now. That’s right, I need to write. (Ha! I made a funny.) I’ll start right now…write something, I will. Yes. Hmmmm..... Arizona Theatre Company Play Guide 19
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