[title of show] Arizona Theatre Company Play Guide 1
[title of show] Arizona Theatre Company Play Guide 1
[title of show] Arizona Theatre Company Play Guide 1
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YOUNG<br />
• Furniture: Who needs it, right? The floor is perfectly comfy<br />
when you inflate that mattress that Mom and Dad sent you.<br />
But if you really are a big old crybaby, you can always keep<br />
an eye out on the street to see what people are throwing away.<br />
That old saying, “One man’s trash…” and all that. But if you’re<br />
brave enough to use a mattress you found on the street (true<br />
story – my friend really did that), make sure you own plenty<br />
<strong>of</strong> stock in some chemical that will blast away whatever Trash = Treasure<br />
germs are on that sucker (true story too – my friend really did that as well and I think<br />
he might have permanently scarred his lungs from the amount <strong>of</strong> spray he used). Same<br />
goes for couches, recliners, tables, lamps, exercise equipment and pretty much any<br />
old thing – clean and display proudly in your fashionable NYC apartment. Note: While<br />
giving this advice, in all fairness a word <strong>of</strong> caution is in order about an absolutely<br />
terrifying epidemic thanks to sidewalk furniture. One word:<br />
“bedbugs.” They are murder to get rid <strong>of</strong>, and you can<br />
pick them up soooo easily (even by taking a free book <strong>of</strong>f<br />
the sidewalk, which is a great way to add to your library).<br />
They're also this generation's new STD, more or less - once<br />
you hook up with someone that has 'em, you've got 'em,<br />
too. And, by hook up, I mean sleep with, shake hands with,<br />
hold the jacket <strong>of</strong>, or even sit next to on the bus.<br />
eeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!<br />
• Income: The old quandary for all newbie transplant<br />
artists – where can I find someone willing to pay me<br />
to make art? There’s no one answer for such a deep<br />
question. However, usually you can feel free to make<br />
art in your three hours <strong>of</strong> free time while not temping,<br />
waiter(ress)ing or selling blood. Whether or not you’ll<br />
get paid for said art is a different story. So you’ll need<br />
to keep that other resume brushed up (you know, the<br />
You don’t want to end up here<br />
one that doesn’t include your stint in your high school<br />
production <strong>of</strong> Cats) while you’re waiting for your turn<br />
to star in whatever the next upcoming Broadway musical is from Disney. So make<br />
sure you have another skill to sell. Oh, and make sure whatever that “skill” is is<br />
legal in the state <strong>of</strong> New York. It’s hard to be the star <strong>of</strong> a Broadway musical if<br />
you’re starring in your own personal, non-televised version <strong>of</strong> Oz.<br />
Your Art:<br />
• As mentioned above, you might just have three hours a day after<br />
working at a thankless job to work on your art. Make the best <strong>of</strong> it! Be like Hunter<br />
and Jeff! One thing you can do as a starving artist is get your friends/associates<br />
together, throw caution to the wind, and just put up your own work in the smallest,<br />
cheapest, and occasionally weirdest venue you can get your hands on. Why wait<br />
for the jobs to come to you? You don't have to let little things like running water,<br />
rats, no heat, no ro<strong>of</strong>, or no walls prevent you from living your dream <strong>of</strong> playing<br />
<strong>Arizona</strong> <strong>Theatre</strong> <strong>Company</strong> <strong>Play</strong> <strong>Guide</strong> 17