For the happy man! - Collected writings DEPRESSION: Ed Atkins
For the happy man! - Collected writings DEPRESSION: Ed Atkins For the happy man! - Collected writings DEPRESSION: Ed Atkins
piss-stream. The ones that hook-on or are laid-in. The ones that replace! A SLEIGHT OF HAND. Whipping out your spleen and replacing it with a spleen-shaped mollusc with one massive blind eye. It performs the chores that would have been performed by your spleen, only in a more sinister fashion, perhaps oozing some substance of its own design into your splenetic system, gradually – over a course of decades – poisoning you. And, like Secretariat’s massive heart, the spleen-locum-monster is only discovered in autopsy, too late to save you but still alive! Mature and ready to lay its own spleen-locum-monster hatchling. And someone says it looks just like you. Someone said that, didn’t they. And how utterly ridiculous that you could live a whole life ignorant of something like that clinging to you innards, staring into your blackest internal cavities with that milky, saucer-eye. Muttering its dastardly pitter-patter to our 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th thoracic ribs. Christ knows what it’s saying. Perhaps something frighteningly important that, if you were swift or patient enough with your stethoscope, you might hear, jot down, and try to decipher. Hear that rhythm building? The cadaver’s singing, I think. Or its skin is singing. Or its bowels are singing; cooking, distending. I don’t think that’s singing as communication or pleasure or any kind of rehearsal for any kind of performance; I think it’s involuntarily. Like an Aeolian harp played by that hallucinogenic wind we’re lost in. Or played by some unembarrassed wind secreted from a lifetime’s worth of ossified shit (is it only the sun that bleaches shit white?) deposited in cavities as a symptom of a particular diet that foretold this treacherous song. Can a song stink? – This one does, I think, and not metaphorically. Are you familiar with the smell of any one person’s farts? To
the point where you don’t merely tolerate them but rather appreciate them – their unique texture, their diaristic qualities, their trusting? Can you even smell that? (*SMACK!*) How about now? The index of decay is worse than the thing in itself, don’t you think? I mean, like a bloodstain. I mean, getting shit on your finger – your shit, mind – condemns that finger for a long time, doesn’t it? The bedclothes of the terminally ill seem like incredibly classified documents. Again, a diary, but written with the left hand and automatically. In that circumstance, how to avoid descending into desperate scribbling? Your body – incapable of holding anything, let alone a pencil or pen – prone-ish in the hospital bed (propped up indelicately, brusquely by some idiot fucking orderly completely unheeding of your wretched pleas) – nevertheless does a lot of writing. The surge of need for a piss, the desperate attempt to position the cardboard receptacle around your genitals (completely, to make sure) – perhaps the lack of shame attached to any of this (this being your umpteenth distress in a litany of distresses far worse than pissing)... and after all that effort, you can only muster a dribble; a retarded Crayola scrawl in the tilted corner of that fucking receptacle. [...] There are so many incongruities here, so many betrayals to account for, that outrage and protestations are absolutely useless. In any case, your body is deaf, mute, dumb and, more importantly, dangerous. No use talking to it is there. Anyway, it’s busy indenting the mattress, excreting sweat, shit, tears, piss and, in a case all too familiar to me – SOMETHING ELSE. Something grey, produced wrongly, through all the wrong
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<strong>the</strong> point where you don’t merely tolerate <strong>the</strong>m but ra<strong>the</strong>r appreciate<br />
<strong>the</strong>m – <strong>the</strong>ir unique texture, <strong>the</strong>ir diaristic qualities,<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir trusting?<br />
Can you even smell that?<br />
(*SMACK!*)<br />
How about now?<br />
The index of decay is worse than <strong>the</strong> thing in itself, don’t you<br />
think? I mean, like a bloodstain. I mean, getting shit on your<br />
finger – your shit, mind – condemns that finger for a long time,<br />
doesn’t it? The bedclo<strong>the</strong>s of <strong>the</strong> terminally ill seem like incredibly<br />
classified documents. Again, a diary, but written with <strong>the</strong><br />
left hand and automatically. In that circumstance, how to avoid<br />
descending into desperate scribbling? Your body – incapable<br />
of holding anything, let alone a pencil or pen – prone-ish in<br />
<strong>the</strong> hospital bed (propped up indelicately, brusquely by some<br />
idiot fucking orderly completely unheeding of your wretched<br />
pleas) – never<strong>the</strong>less does a lot of writing. The surge of need for<br />
a piss, <strong>the</strong> desperate attempt to position <strong>the</strong> cardboard receptacle<br />
around your genitals (completely, to make sure) – perhaps<br />
<strong>the</strong> lack of shame attached to any of this (this being your umpteenth<br />
distress in a litany of distresses far worse than pissing)...<br />
and after all that effort, you can only muster a dribble; a retarded<br />
Crayola scrawl in <strong>the</strong> tilted corner of that fucking receptacle.<br />
[...] There are so <strong>man</strong>y incongruities here, so <strong>man</strong>y betrayals<br />
to account for, that outrage and protestations are absolutely<br />
useless. In any case, your body is deaf, mute, dumb and, more<br />
importantly, dangerous. No use talking to it is <strong>the</strong>re. Anyway,<br />
it’s busy indenting <strong>the</strong> mattress, excreting sweat, shit, tears, piss<br />
and, in a case all too familiar to me – SOMETHING ELSE.<br />
Something grey, produced wrongly, through all <strong>the</strong> wrong