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For the happy man! - Collected writings DEPRESSION: Ed Atkins

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The repulsion of two-two fleshy magnets, back to back.<br />

Fleshy – nowadays crisped. By <strong>the</strong> back of <strong>the</strong> sun’s<br />

face, which is of course terrifically cold. Represented here by<br />

sprawling negative numbers. Degrees beneath degrees. Beneath<br />

long divisional lines. Some new term of measurement in use. Its<br />

devising a consequence of reaching <strong>the</strong> limit of a prior standard.<br />

A cold, dead, snakelike sibling for Kelvin, Celcius. The apologists<br />

of Fahrenhait, <strong>the</strong> juju of sprained frenulum linguae – <strong>the</strong><br />

thin purpled muscle connecting <strong>the</strong> tongue to <strong>the</strong> bed of <strong>the</strong><br />

mouth, where you and I both have buried hundreds of those<br />

metal tips of <strong>the</strong>rmometers.<br />

This cold being one of a suit of environmental factors<br />

that have been suggested as aggravating to this skin condition I<br />

suffer from. The list also including stress (depression – perhaps<br />

by that FAT THUMB, or <strong>the</strong> terrible THREE FINGERS that<br />

shift between dimensions, etc.), withdrawal of systemic corticosteroid,<br />

some form of fengshui of <strong>the</strong> internal organs, etc. –<br />

Few have shown statistical significance. So we turn to <strong>the</strong> advice<br />

of quacks and tabloid scientists and wolf down great handfuls of<br />

blueberries and drink pots and pots of green tea. Subsequently,<br />

you’re in and out of <strong>the</strong> downstairs toilet a lot.<br />

We’ve noticed, of course.<br />

WE’VE NOTICED, OF COURSE.<br />

I would say because we care, but I can’t really say that<br />

with any conviction.<br />

Conviction, I’m afraid, is RESERVED FOR ABUSE.<br />

Over <strong>the</strong>re, <strong>the</strong> lure of <strong>the</strong> parent planet, attracting and

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