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For the happy man! - Collected writings DEPRESSION: Ed Atkins

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As previously discussed elsewhere, a model of<br />

<strong>the</strong> process might go something like this:<br />

[...]<br />

The words – a word – for example, ‘GRISTLE’ (though sentencing,<br />

paragraphing, type, kern, track, etc. is CRITICAL.<br />

And those paren<strong>the</strong>tical inverted commas are a concession)<br />

– seeps in through your bovine eyes. This much so familiar.<br />

At this point, <strong>the</strong> word’s state is closest to gas, though of<br />

course it is not gas. It is <strong>the</strong> gas of a Gas Giant – impossible<br />

to comprehend, though apparently scientifically verifiable<br />

(<strong>the</strong> science, blah blah,<br />

eludes your slow wits).<br />

Imagine GRISTLE<br />

whistling in through<br />

your pupils, tiny<br />

jets of GRISTLE<br />

rushing in through<br />

your heavily<br />

dilated pupils<br />

– <strong>the</strong> pupils of<br />

a HOP HEAD.<br />

This gas is visible,<br />

GRISTLE. There.<br />

(At this point, a<br />

section clarifying<br />

<strong>the</strong> workings of<br />

your eye: [...] The<br />

hu<strong>man</strong> eye belongs<br />

to a general group of<br />

eyes found in nature<br />

called CAMERA TYPE EYES. Instead of film (or a full-frame<br />

digital sensor), <strong>the</strong> hu<strong>man</strong> eye focuses light onto a light<br />

sensitive membrane called <strong>the</strong> RETINA (jabbing at it with<br />

a thorny twig). Here’s how <strong>the</strong> hu<strong>man</strong> eye is put toge<strong>the</strong>r<br />

and how it works: The cornea is a transparent structure found<br />

in <strong>the</strong> very front of <strong>the</strong> eye [my emphases] that helps to focus<br />

incoming beams of light. Behind <strong>the</strong> cornea is a coloured,<br />

ring-shaped membrane called <strong>the</strong> iris (think: nebula). The<br />

iris has an adjustable circular opening called <strong>the</strong> pupil (think:<br />

sphincter), which can expand or contract depending on<br />

<strong>the</strong> amount of light beams, rays, whatever, penetrating <strong>the</strong><br />

eye. A clear fluid called <strong>the</strong> AQUEOUS HUMOUR fills <strong>the</strong>

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