For the happy man! - Collected writings DEPRESSION: Ed Atkins
For the happy man! - Collected writings DEPRESSION: Ed Atkins
For the happy man! - Collected writings DEPRESSION: Ed Atkins
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As previously discussed elsewhere, a model of<br />
<strong>the</strong> process might go something like this:<br />
[...]<br />
The words – a word – for example, ‘GRISTLE’ (though sentencing,<br />
paragraphing, type, kern, track, etc. is CRITICAL.<br />
And those paren<strong>the</strong>tical inverted commas are a concession)<br />
– seeps in through your bovine eyes. This much so familiar.<br />
At this point, <strong>the</strong> word’s state is closest to gas, though of<br />
course it is not gas. It is <strong>the</strong> gas of a Gas Giant – impossible<br />
to comprehend, though apparently scientifically verifiable<br />
(<strong>the</strong> science, blah blah,<br />
eludes your slow wits).<br />
Imagine GRISTLE<br />
whistling in through<br />
your pupils, tiny<br />
jets of GRISTLE<br />
rushing in through<br />
your heavily<br />
dilated pupils<br />
– <strong>the</strong> pupils of<br />
a HOP HEAD.<br />
This gas is visible,<br />
GRISTLE. There.<br />
(At this point, a<br />
section clarifying<br />
<strong>the</strong> workings of<br />
your eye: [...] The<br />
hu<strong>man</strong> eye belongs<br />
to a general group of<br />
eyes found in nature<br />
called CAMERA TYPE EYES. Instead of film (or a full-frame<br />
digital sensor), <strong>the</strong> hu<strong>man</strong> eye focuses light onto a light<br />
sensitive membrane called <strong>the</strong> RETINA (jabbing at it with<br />
a thorny twig). Here’s how <strong>the</strong> hu<strong>man</strong> eye is put toge<strong>the</strong>r<br />
and how it works: The cornea is a transparent structure found<br />
in <strong>the</strong> very front of <strong>the</strong> eye [my emphases] that helps to focus<br />
incoming beams of light. Behind <strong>the</strong> cornea is a coloured,<br />
ring-shaped membrane called <strong>the</strong> iris (think: nebula). The<br />
iris has an adjustable circular opening called <strong>the</strong> pupil (think:<br />
sphincter), which can expand or contract depending on<br />
<strong>the</strong> amount of light beams, rays, whatever, penetrating <strong>the</strong><br />
eye. A clear fluid called <strong>the</strong> AQUEOUS HUMOUR fills <strong>the</strong>