Which Alice?

ALICE IN PUZZLE-LAND
paid seven dollars, I would make a profit of two dollars. Could
anything be clearer than that?"
"No," replied Alice, "that seems correct to me."
"Seems, child? Nay, it is!" replied the Gryphon. "So this here
dealer took in eleven dollars—he first took in ten, then gave out
eight, leaving two, then took in another nine, so that makes eleven.
Therefore the dealer would have done the same moneywise if
instead of these three deals, he had had only one customer and sold
the gadget outright for eleven dollars. Right?"
"Yes," replied Alice, "I see that."
"Then obviously the dealer's profit was eleven dollars minus
whatever the dealer paid for the gadget. Could anything be clearer
than that?"
"No," said Alice, "I agree with you completely."*
The Gryphon certainly seems to know his arithmetic, thought
Alice, and his thinking is remarkably logical. If only his English
weren't so atrocious!
"What you thinking?" asked the Gryphon.
Alice was a little startled by this interruption of her thoughts.
"I was thinking," replied Alice, as politely as she could, "that you
are very good at arithmetic."
"I know I is!" said the Gryphon. "Here—let me try you on
another. You know the puzzle about the raspberry tarts?"
"You mean the stolen tarts?" asked Alice.
"Oh, no, not those!" quickly replied the Gryphon, who was not at
all eager to speak about that subject! "I meant different tarts
altogether!"
"Then I don't think I know it," replied Alice.
"Well, you see," the March Hare and the Hatter were having this
here tea party—"
"What about the Dormouse?" Alice inquired.
"The Dormouse was fast asleep the whole time, so he don't figure
in this puzzle. Anyway, the two were having raspberry tarts with
their tea. Now, the Hatter had three times as many tarts as the
March Hare, and the March Hare didn't like this."
*This puzzle is a variant of a famous old puzzle of the American Sam Lloyd.
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