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The Gryphon and the Mock Turtle<br />

nor loss with the second customer. So his profit remains at two<br />

dollars.<br />

"So," said the Gryphon, laughing, "one tells me he made three<br />

dollars, one that he made two, and one that he made one dollar.<br />

Don't you think that's funny?"<br />

"<strong>Which</strong> of them is correct?" asked <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />

"Why, they ain't none of 'em correct!" replied the Gryphon.<br />

"They only thinks they is, you know."<br />

"Then what is your solution?" asked <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />

"The right one, child, the right one!" replied the Gryphon.<br />

"There ain't but only one right way of looking at it, and it's this:<br />

You can't tell the profit nohow unless you know what the dealer<br />

paid for the gadget in the first place!"<br />

"Will you please explain that?" asked <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />

"Look," he said, "just what do we mean by profit? Well, when<br />

someone buys and sells something, the profit is the difference<br />

between the amount he got for the article and the amount he paid<br />

for it. So, if I was to sell you something for nine dollars for which I<br />

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