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ALICE IN PUZZLE-LAND<br />

<strong>Alice</strong> thought about this for a moment. "No," she answered, "of<br />

course not!"<br />

"Ah, I've caught you!" exclaimed Humpty Dumpty proudly.<br />

"How so?" asked <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />

"Look, child, you answered no, did you not?"<br />

"Of course I did!" replied <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />

"And did you answer correctly?" asked Humpty Dumpty.<br />

"Certainly," replied <strong>Alice</strong>, "why not?"<br />

"Ah, that's where I have you!" he replied. "Since you answered no<br />

and you answered correctly, then no is the correct answer to the<br />

question!"<br />

"That's what I'm saying!" said <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />

"Well, if No is the correct answer, then when I asked you whether<br />

it was, you should have said yes, not no!"<br />

<strong>Alice</strong> thought about this for a while and suddenly saw the point.<br />

"Of course!" said <strong>Alice</strong>. "You're absolutely right! I should have said<br />

yes, not no!"<br />

"Ah, I've caught you again!" replied Humpty Dumpty triumphantly.<br />

"What!" said <strong>Alice</strong> in amazement.<br />

"Of course I have, child! Yes can't possibly be the right answer!"<br />

"Why not?" asked <strong>Alice</strong>, more puzzled than ever.<br />

"To answer yes is to affirm that No is the correct answer, but if no<br />

is the correct answer, you should give it rather than the incorrect<br />

answer Yes!"<br />

"Oh!" said <strong>Alice</strong>, more bewildered than ever. "So I guess I was<br />

right the first time; I should have answered no after all."<br />

"No, you shouldn't have," said Humpty Dumpty sharply. "I've<br />

already proven that!"<br />

"I give up!" said <strong>Alice</strong> wearily. "What is the correct answer?"<br />

"Why, there is no correct answer," he replied in a tone of<br />

complete triumph, "and that's the beautiful part of it!"<br />

"Where did you ever get that baffling question?" asked <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />

"I thought it up myself!" replied Humpty Dumpty proudly. "And<br />

wasn't I right?"<br />

"Right about what?" asked <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />

"Didn't the question make you think?"<br />

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