Which Alice?
Which Alice?
Which Alice?
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ALICE IN PUZZLE-LAND<br />
<strong>Alice</strong> thought about this for a moment. "No," she answered, "of<br />
course not!"<br />
"Ah, I've caught you!" exclaimed Humpty Dumpty proudly.<br />
"How so?" asked <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />
"Look, child, you answered no, did you not?"<br />
"Of course I did!" replied <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />
"And did you answer correctly?" asked Humpty Dumpty.<br />
"Certainly," replied <strong>Alice</strong>, "why not?"<br />
"Ah, that's where I have you!" he replied. "Since you answered no<br />
and you answered correctly, then no is the correct answer to the<br />
question!"<br />
"That's what I'm saying!" said <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />
"Well, if No is the correct answer, then when I asked you whether<br />
it was, you should have said yes, not no!"<br />
<strong>Alice</strong> thought about this for a while and suddenly saw the point.<br />
"Of course!" said <strong>Alice</strong>. "You're absolutely right! I should have said<br />
yes, not no!"<br />
"Ah, I've caught you again!" replied Humpty Dumpty triumphantly.<br />
"What!" said <strong>Alice</strong> in amazement.<br />
"Of course I have, child! Yes can't possibly be the right answer!"<br />
"Why not?" asked <strong>Alice</strong>, more puzzled than ever.<br />
"To answer yes is to affirm that No is the correct answer, but if no<br />
is the correct answer, you should give it rather than the incorrect<br />
answer Yes!"<br />
"Oh!" said <strong>Alice</strong>, more bewildered than ever. "So I guess I was<br />
right the first time; I should have answered no after all."<br />
"No, you shouldn't have," said Humpty Dumpty sharply. "I've<br />
already proven that!"<br />
"I give up!" said <strong>Alice</strong> wearily. "What is the correct answer?"<br />
"Why, there is no correct answer," he replied in a tone of<br />
complete triumph, "and that's the beautiful part of it!"<br />
"Where did you ever get that baffling question?" asked <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />
"I thought it up myself!" replied Humpty Dumpty proudly. "And<br />
wasn't I right?"<br />
"Right about what?" asked <strong>Alice</strong>.<br />
"Didn't the question make you think?"<br />
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