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The Gryphon and the Mock Turtle<br />

Turtle<br />

HOW FAR AWAY IS THE SCHOOL? The Mock Turtle was<br />

weeping bitterly the whole time that <strong>Alice</strong> and the Gryphon were<br />

solving the last puzzle.<br />

"Now, what's so sad about that?" yelled the Gryphon angrily. "The<br />

guy caught the train, didn't he?"<br />

"Ye-es," admitted the Mock Turtle, "but we don't know what<br />

happened after that! For all we know, the train might have gotten<br />

wrecked!"<br />

"Now, really!" said <strong>Alice</strong>. "At that rate you can make a sad story<br />

out of anything!"<br />

The Mock Turtle made no reply to this, but once again buried his<br />

face in his paws.<br />

"All right, here's another sad one," he said at last. "One morning<br />

a boy had to go to school—"<br />

"Ah, that is sad!" admitted the Gryphon.<br />

"No, no, that's not the sad part," said the Mock Turtle, "the sad<br />

part is yet to come!"<br />

<strong>Alice</strong> and the Gryphon listened attentively for the sad part, but<br />

were unable to discover it.<br />

"Now," continued the Mock Turtle, "the father said to the boy,<br />

'You better hurry up or you'll be late for school!' The boy replied,<br />

'Oh, I know exactly what I am doing: If I walk at the rate of four<br />

miles an hour, I'll be five minutes late, but if I walk at five miles an<br />

hour, I'll be ten minutes early.'<br />

"How far away was the school?"<br />

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