Adviser and Staff Spring 2004 - Jostens
Adviser and Staff Spring 2004 - Jostens
Adviser and Staff Spring 2004 - Jostens
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Every year, the Yearbook Defenders battle the Deadliners to produce the<br />
best possible yearbook in time for all the students of Yearbokolis High<br />
School to enjoy. Night <strong>and</strong> day they work out of YB Headquarters. Armed<br />
with a wealth of cutting-edge technology <strong>and</strong> production tools from<br />
<strong>Jostens</strong>, the Yearbook Defenders confidently face any challenge.<br />
Polonius<br />
<strong>Adviser</strong><br />
Ipso Facto<br />
Editor<br />
Shutterbug<br />
Photographer<br />
Pseudonym<br />
Writer<br />
Pica<br />
Designer<br />
When we left the Yearbook<br />
Defenders, they were under<br />
attack from Catastrophus<br />
<strong>and</strong> his evil Deadliners—<br />
Greenbax, Egocentro <strong>and</strong><br />
Sable. With Defender <strong>2004</strong>,<br />
the Yearbokolis High yearbook,<br />
in jeopardy, they call<br />
for their adviser...<br />
Hearing the call from YB<br />
Headquarters, Polonius<br />
races down the hall...<br />
What is it Defenders? Is<br />
Catastrophus at it again?!<br />
Pseudonym, we need ideas!<br />
I’ll summon<br />
a brainstorm<br />
to break<br />
Catastrophus’<br />
control!<br />
Noooo!<br />
Pica, smash Sable with<br />
<strong>Jostens</strong> eye-popping color!<br />
Take that, Sable!<br />
Shutterbug, use the Gotcha Covered Look Book to maximize<br />
our coverage <strong>and</strong> design <strong>and</strong> shut down Egocentro!<br />
What the...?! Where’s all the color going?<br />
And his wicked Deadliners! They left<br />
as soon as they heard your name.<br />
Ipso Facto obliterates Greenbax’s budget blaster with his<br />
fundraising force...<br />
Not this time,<br />
Greenbax!<br />
Aaahh! Not again!<br />
A menacing laugh echos throughout YB Headquarters<br />
C’mon on Yearbook Defenders...<br />
No match for the combined powers of the Yearbook Defenders,<br />
the Deadliners run for their lives...<br />
...unleash your powers.<br />
It’s time to kick some Catastrophus!!<br />
That evil mongrel Sable’s absorbing all the color...<br />
one final blow to destroy our progress.<br />
Polonious is right. We can do this!<br />
We did it!<br />
It’s just another successful yearbook for the most famous<br />
<strong>Adviser</strong> & <strong>Staff</strong> in Yearbokolis.<br />
I’ve gotta get the Defenders focused!<br />
With our<br />
talents <strong>and</strong><br />
<strong>Jostens</strong>’<br />
tools, no one<br />
can stop us!<br />
And they’re so quick <strong>and</strong><br />
easy to find on Yearbook<br />
Avenue. we’ll never have<br />
to worry about those<br />
Deadliners again.
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