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Editorial<br />
This festive edition of Blah has a modest <strong>Christmas</strong> theme, mainly because it’s<br />
the fourth edition of the year and it’s out in late December! Our cover shows two<br />
of our riders, James and Angus, rowing across the sky and while they are from<br />
different sporting backgrounds they are now confirmed cyclists and have done<br />
pretty well in their first proper season by picking up club trophies and moving up<br />
the road race categories.<br />
Our riders are still active with some bravely competing in winter series road<br />
races and others out on club runs which are now in full swing. Do take a look at<br />
Marcus’s regular email updates detailing the numerous on and off road club<br />
runs.<br />
With the year almost done we can now think ahead to next years’ targets.<br />
Personally, I like a challenge and in recent years it’s been the London Marathon,<br />
The Three Peaks yacht race and last year the Transalp. For next year I’m<br />
musing over the channel swim or a 12 hour, decisions decisions!<br />
Our new club kit order will be here early in the new year and my question to all<br />
the racing members is who will take our first victory wearing the new club strip?<br />
Free tea & cake will be available to that rider at a subsequent club run.<br />
Happy <strong>Christmas</strong> and all the very best for New Year.<br />
Stephen Roach<br />
Newport Velodrome Track session Sunday 14th November 2010 12-3pm<br />
There’s nothing like a bit of forward planning and James Stuart has done this by<br />
booking Newport Velodrome for a private club track session next Autumn. The original<br />
plan was to book something this Winter, but with the seeming popularity of cycling the<br />
track was booked out to midsummer! This will be a great opportunity for you to ride on<br />
a world class 250m velodrome and see how easy or hard it is. We’ll book a coach to<br />
tutor us as necessary but also run some races / competitions. This could also be a<br />
great opportunity to go for a club track record, if you’re that way inclined. Have a look<br />
at the handbook and see what you could go for.<br />
We’ll let you know further details next year, but for now – get the date in your diaries.<br />
Mallorca training camp<br />
We shall be running our training camp again next March at Arenal to the east of<br />
Palma. The last few years have been a great success with fine weather and a solid<br />
week of riding that really got our riders started for the season. John Masters is<br />
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co-ordinating participants for the camp, so please contact him to<br />
express an interest & he’ll let you know further details.<br />
Casual Wear<br />
We shall be buying a supply of short sleeved polo shirts in gold with<br />
the club motif emblazoned on the breast. Orders will be placed in<br />
time for next season and they will be great to wear post race, ideally<br />
for podium presentations. They will also be handy at our open<br />
promotions where officials, organisers & marshals alike can stand<br />
out from the crowd.<br />
Predicted cost for these shirts is £11<br />
Club Subs<br />
2009/10 Annual Subscription: Can you please make John Pocock’s job easier by sending<br />
your subs in to him asap.<br />
Senior First and Second Claim - £20.00 Social - £10.00 Juvenile / Junior £5.00<br />
Cheques made payable to: <strong>Norwood</strong> <strong>Paragon</strong> CC<br />
Retirement<br />
Maurice Jefferies has been a member of the <strong>Paragon</strong> for over 50 years and made the<br />
long trip from Canada to attend our centenary dinner in 2004. He still has many friends<br />
in the club who would be interested in knowing that he has retired from International<br />
Commissairing. Maurice has spent 37 years as a UCI International Commissaire<br />
working at many World Championships, Regional Games and International events, both<br />
as a commissaire and an anti-doping inspector..<br />
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Racing Review 2009<br />
The club has had a great year of racing with even more victories than in 2008 with over<br />
80 podiums and 32 wins in races, competitions and team events throughout the year.<br />
This is a great achievement and underlines our strength in depth with 10 different riders<br />
claiming victories in 2009. Several riders have progressed up through the ranks with<br />
another strong finish to the year from the road racers.<br />
Following on from two successful training camps in Majorca the <strong>Paragon</strong> team has<br />
bonded well to work as a cohesive unit on the road helping ensure there is always a<br />
<strong>Paragon</strong> in the break or lining out the bunch for the sprint with Steve Calland in<br />
particular proving unbeatable on many occasions. Here are some of this year’s<br />
highlights across the disciplines:<br />
Road Racing<br />
Steve Calland – South East Divisional Champion, winner of the Easter 3 Day with a 1 st<br />
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and 2 nd places in stages 2 & 3. Steve also won at Chertsey and in a 2/3 race on the<br />
Bletchingley circuit promoted by Addiscombe. Calland was 3 rd in Surrey League<br />
rankings and gained promotion to 1 st category. Steve also rode very strongly in the<br />
FBD Insurance Ras in the Surrey League team where he got a top twenty finish in<br />
one of the stages. Calland is also the <strong>Paragon</strong> 2009 Road Race Champion.<br />
James Stuart - won at Dunsfold Park (E/1/2) and Walliswood (3) this year on his way to<br />
gaining his 2 nd category. He also finished 3 rd in the Surrey League Handicap<br />
Champs and was 10 th in Surrey League rankings.<br />
Chris Moores – 4 wins and 4 podiums for elite rider Moores in the Imperial Winter<br />
Series where he finished 2 nd overall. Sadly a knee injury in March has put him out<br />
for the rest of the season.<br />
Angus MacAlister – another new member with a lot of power! MacAlister started the<br />
season with 2 wins in the Imperial Winter Series and has had 6 podium finishes<br />
throughout the year including an impressive 2 nd place to Alex Dowsett in the<br />
Finsbury Park E/1/2. MacAlister rounded off the year with 2 wins on consecutive<br />
days in the SERRL Winter Series which also gave him promotion to 1 st category.<br />
Marcus Brueton – several top 10 finishes for Marcus who regularly rode with Dave<br />
Kennett in a supporting role for various <strong>Paragon</strong>s. Brueton got a win in the Imperial<br />
Series and rode the Ras de Cymru and Dengies Marsh where he finished just in the<br />
top 20.<br />
Nigel Carpenter – 1 st place at Alfold (2/3) and a several top 10 finishes from the man<br />
who “wasn’t going to race this year.<br />
Mike Ladbrook – 1 st place at Wivelsfield Green Handicap and some strong rides<br />
showing potential for next year.<br />
Paul McGuigan – 1 st place at Hog Hill (4) in his first full season of road racing.<br />
There have been a lot of strong rides from various <strong>Paragon</strong>s throughout the year with<br />
many riders like Dave K or Andy McKie sacrificing themselves in order to get<br />
club-mate on the podium. Likewise there have been some impressive supporting<br />
rides from Kevin Davey, Niall Pugin, Alex Mackmin, Russell Painter, Ben Moores<br />
and Jason Humphries.<br />
<strong>Norwood</strong> <strong>Paragon</strong> missed out on gaining a 5 th win at Crawley CC’s 2/3 RR at Rusper,<br />
but with MacAlister in the 2 man break they did get 2 nd , 3 rd , 4 th and 6 th !<br />
This is just a summary of what has been a very busy year on the road, which has seen<br />
the <strong>Paragon</strong> move up the rankings. In the Surrey League the club is the 3 rd highest<br />
ranked senior team and 3 rd team in the South East Regional Rankings.<br />
Time Trials<br />
Several new PBs were set this year by various <strong>Paragon</strong>s with James Stuart and Steve<br />
Calland setting some fast times in 2009.<br />
Stuart – new PBs’ 10 21:02 and 25 – 57:05 with the latter placing him 12 th in the Robin<br />
Buchan Memorial.<br />
Stuart also won both the club evening TT series and the Circuit TT Championship.<br />
Calland won the Worthing Excelsior 10 on 2 nd July with a new PB of 20:36.<br />
Dan Sullivan was 37 th in the National Student 10 with a PB of 22:29.<br />
Marcus Brueton finally broke his PB of five years with a time of 21:54 in the Old<br />
Portlians Open 10 (G10/57).<br />
E Sussex CA Sporting 24m 2up - Calland rode in a composite team with Mark Clothier<br />
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to finish 2 nd (55:22)<br />
SCCU Sporting 10 – 11 th Brueton (24:26) and fastest on a road bike, 3 rd Lady – Kaye<br />
Patton (30:17).<br />
Redhill sporting TT Feb – Stuart 10 th (44:31), Russell Painter 13 th (46:10) Paul James<br />
21 st (47:34).<br />
Stuart, Brueton and Simon Hazeldine dominated the local TTs in which one of them<br />
always finished in the top 3 with just Ben Instone their main obstacle.<br />
The <strong>Paragon</strong> fielded 2 teams in the Surrey League 4up, however once again the A<br />
Team suffered mechanicals and could only manage 7 th place with the B Team in 8 th .<br />
Hill Climbs<br />
Catford – 13 th Ben 2:14, 20th James Stuart 2:18, 24 th Simon Warren 2:09, Phil Burgess<br />
2:31 – <strong>Paragon</strong> team 3 rd.<br />
Bec – 16 th Simon Warren 2:11, 22 nd Ben Moores 2:14, 28 th James Stuart 2:16, Phil<br />
Burgess 2:42 – <strong>Paragon</strong> team 3 rd .<br />
Warren is 2009 <strong>Paragon</strong> Hill Climb Champion scaling Ranmore in 2:37.<br />
National Hill Climb Championships – 37 th Warren 4:14.<br />
Crawley Wheelers Staplefield Hill – 1 st Stuart 5:40, 2 nd Brueton 5:50.<br />
Redmon CC Ranmore Hill – 4 th Brueton 2:49.<br />
Kingston Wheelers Leith Hill – 8 th Warren 4:10<br />
Brighton Mitre Steyning – 10 th Brueton 4:43<br />
Brighton Mitre Mill Hill – 9 th Brueton 8:30<br />
MTB<br />
The off-road team took part in a wide range of races including local XC series, Mountain<br />
Mayhem 24hr race and Gorrick Enduros plus Dusk til Dawn and Transalp.<br />
Mountain Mayhem 24hr – Vets 2 nd - NP ‘A Team’ (Steve Watkins, Marcus Brueton,<br />
Kaye Patton, Nic Ffoulkes & Stephen Roach), they were also 7 th overall in Mixed.<br />
Gorrick Enduro – 4 laps – 1 st Patton; 5 laps - 11 th Ffoulkes, 13 th Watkins.<br />
Transalp MTB Stage Race –Mixed Pairs 37 th – Patton & Watkins rode. Ffoulkes &<br />
Roach rode as a pair, but Roach missed a stage due to illness and so Ffoulkes got<br />
a solo finish of 47 th .<br />
Gorrick Spring Rd 1 – G Veteran male – 7 th Watkins.<br />
Gorrick Spring Rd 2 – G Veteran male - 5th Watkins, 19 th Andy Murray, Veteran female –<br />
Patton 3 rd .<br />
Southern XC Champs – Masters – 4 th Brueton (Club MTB Champion); G Veteran – 3 rd Watkins.<br />
Brighton Big Dog Enduro – Mixed Pairs – 4 th Watkins & Patton.<br />
Dusk till Dawn – Mixed Pairs – 5 th Watkins & Patton, Men’s Pairs – 32 nd Dave Mascall &<br />
Simon Allerdice (composite)<br />
Cyclocross<br />
Andy Murray was the only <strong>Paragon</strong> racing Cyclo-Cross this year. He put in some strong rides<br />
despite often being the oldest competitor in the field.<br />
Stanmer Park London Cross Series 70 th . Herne Hill – 49 th (20 th vet), Stanmer Pk (2) 57 th (21<br />
V).<br />
No doubt if he hadn’t cut his racing season short Murray would have put in an impressive ride in<br />
the 3 Peaks as planned.<br />
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Track<br />
Simon Warren has raced the track at Herne Hill and in the Nationals this year with<br />
several top 5 results including<br />
Herne Hill Spring Series – Open Scratch – 1 st .<br />
Herne Hill Series 26 th Sept – Omnium -3 rd , Scratch – 3 rd , Points Race – 3 rd<br />
National Track Championships – Kilo – 17 th with a new club record of 1:12.9<br />
Triathlon<br />
The <strong>Paragon</strong> had three triathletes this year: Nic Ffoulkes, Fraser Dawson and Kevin<br />
Bailey.<br />
Lanzarote Ironman – Dawson 35 th in category (45-49) 11:00, Ffoulkes 94 th 13:22.<br />
A2 Southwater Sprint Relays – Ffoulkes, Dawson & Bailey rode as team – 2 nd in<br />
category and 4 th overall.<br />
Cyclosportives<br />
Several <strong>Paragon</strong>s rode various Sportives this year with most of them attaining Gold<br />
standard. Notable highlights include:<br />
London–Paris – James Stuart was 5 th on GC and 1 st King of the Mountains.<br />
Tour of Wessex – Steve Watkins & Kaye Patton.<br />
La Marmotte – 5 <strong>Paragon</strong>s took part with Stuart the quickest (6:49) – 55 th and 1 st Brit<br />
home.<br />
Fred Whitton Challenge – Simon Warren was fastest in the 100km event.<br />
Land’s End to John O’Groats - Marcus Brueton rode this for charity with one other in<br />
four and half days.<br />
Promotions<br />
Stephen Roach successfully promoted the Les Ingman Road Race, which attracted a<br />
full field of quality riders. The event was won by our very own Steve Calland.<br />
James Shrubsall put on a good show for The Robin Buchan “25”, which was won by<br />
Steve Denis (East Grinstead CC) in a time 52:45.<br />
The SCRL Handicap Championship Road Race, promoted by Nigel Carpenter at Alfold<br />
with a large turnout of <strong>Paragon</strong>s racing and helping. James Stuart took 3 rd place<br />
with Gary Dodd (Sigma Sport) the winner.<br />
Summary<br />
Once again the club has been able to improve on its results of the previous year with<br />
the <strong>Norwood</strong> <strong>Paragon</strong> claiming victories across all disciplines and at all levels. The<br />
club has reinforced its position as one of the premier clubs in the South East and<br />
continues to flourish against many sponsored clubs and teams. The club demonstrated<br />
this at the end of the season where they fielded a strong team every week in<br />
September and proved particularly dominant leading to 7 podium finishes in 6 weeks.<br />
The standard of both the riders and the club-runs is such that they are now attracting<br />
the best of the local riders to train with them both on road and off-road including current<br />
divisional and national champions.<br />
It has been great to see the <strong>Paragon</strong> spirit growing throughout the year, with the<br />
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popular Majorca training camps, La Marmotte Alpine trip and Newbury weekend<br />
providing more opportunities for some challenging riding in good company. The<br />
resulting fitness of riders has meant that they have always been able to rely on a strong<br />
selection of team-mates in the road races and handicaps to help ensure a good result.<br />
Thanks again to the support of members, various partners and family throughout the<br />
year. The <strong>Paragon</strong> can look forward to some great racing and successful<br />
performances in 2010 where they will hopefully see the return to form of Chris Moores<br />
and Mike Hawkins with James Stuart and Angus MacAlister no doubt snapping at their<br />
heels.<br />
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Annual Dinner and Prize Presentation – 14th October<br />
by Stephen Roach<br />
This year’s annual dinner was once again held at Woodcote Park golf club. There<br />
was a good turnout from our members and guests with the room decorated in club<br />
banners, trophies and a rolling slide show displaying the year’s endeavours. While<br />
relatively formal, the event is nice and relaxed with drinks in the bar prior to a formal sit<br />
down dinner. The food this year was superb, with our chef and his team doing a fine job<br />
with crab cake starter, lamb loin for main and then sweet stuff for sweeties. The coffee<br />
course was made all the more entertaining when Pennie challenged her table to the<br />
‘after eight’ game. During the meal there was the usual cross toasting which caused a<br />
few smiles.<br />
Our guest speaker, Pete Hamilton did a great job with anecdotes from his time in<br />
the club which was both informative and entertaining. The clubs first officer, Steve<br />
Calland responded for us very well with a few laughs to boot. It was then time for main<br />
event where our club champions and prize winners received their accolades. Alan’s<br />
better half Yve Clark presented the prizes and all the recipients lined up for a group<br />
photo. It was good to see some new names on the trophies this year.<br />
The raffle went well<br />
with a long list of prizes<br />
that our compare (Les<br />
Black) found slightly<br />
overwhelming. Some<br />
superb raffle donations<br />
from club members made<br />
you wish your ticket<br />
would be called. I was<br />
especially pleased when I<br />
picked up the star prize<br />
of a Pinnarello Prince<br />
carbon frameset!<br />
Special thanks to John<br />
Cleeve who did a fine job<br />
organising the event<br />
once more.<br />
Our 2009 prize winners<br />
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Freewheel Competition by Patrick Trainor<br />
‘Skin it’ to Win it!<br />
Now I know what Tom Boonen feels like when the cobbled<br />
classics come round. The pressure to win both Flanders and<br />
Roubaix in the same week is overwhelming for him and since<br />
I had won the club’s dart’s championship a few days beforehand,<br />
the pressure was on me to do the double with the club’s<br />
Social trophies.<br />
Come Sunday morning and the atmosphere among the assembled<br />
riders at the top of Tilburstow Hill was more like a<br />
grand tour prologue as everyone was eyeing up each other’s<br />
choice of equipment. The more experienced among us,<br />
though, knew that this is as much about technique as equipment so it was anybody’s<br />
game. Maybe Brian knew something we didn’t with his<br />
Brompton - small wheels for quicker acceleration, Ian on the<br />
trike - cornering faster by Godstone Farm or anyone with<br />
mudguards who knew spray obscuring vision on the descent<br />
could lead to a panicky dab on the brakes and lose crucial<br />
momentum. When four times Club Freewheel Champion<br />
Mike Hawkins turned up on a bike probably worth more than<br />
all the rest of the bikes in the field put together we knew he<br />
meant business.<br />
Dave Mascall<br />
Toe straps and zip ties were added to secure the pedals in<br />
place and with Stephen Roach grabbing behinds and Mike<br />
the bars, riders were ‘let go’ to trundle down the hill. To avoid<br />
drafting, it was roughly one minute between riders which helped to add drama at the bottom.<br />
As riders wobbled off one by one, the time came for my run.<br />
My ambition to win and do the double were clear as I<br />
donned my 20 year old Lemond style Giro aero helmet with<br />
matching huge Oakleys much to the amusement of those<br />
gathered. Off I went and straight into the tuck position.<br />
Building up speed by the farm, the crowd at the finish came<br />
into sight and judging by the comments as I passed, they<br />
more impressed with my performance then my attire! One<br />
by one I passed the markers on the road to inch into the<br />
lead.<br />
Stephen Roach<br />
Ian Murray<br />
There were only a few riders left and as Dave Mascall came up tantalisingly short on my<br />
marker (even though he bunny-hopped passed my position, the judges intervened and<br />
his initial stopping distance was taken) I knew there was only one man who could beat<br />
me. When Mike came into view in a perfect tuck position and wearing a skinsuit (where<br />
did that come from, he was fully clothed when I last saw him!), I knew the game was<br />
over. As he drifted past, my childhood dream of doing the ‘Social Double’ ended but<br />
Mike proved a worthy winner by four bike lengths (yes, I measured it when everyone had<br />
gone). Mike then went back up the hill to get his winter gear back on faster than he<br />
came down as bare skin and near freezing temperatures don’t mix. Thankfully the assembled<br />
press, lady from the Croydon Advertiser, were ushered away so I didn’t have to<br />
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go over my disappointment in the glare of the public eye.<br />
Ah well, there’s always next year....<br />
Results:<br />
1st Mike Hawkins<br />
2nd Dave Mascall<br />
3rd Patrick Trainor<br />
4th Stephen Roach<br />
5th Steve Watkins<br />
6th Marcus Brueton<br />
7th Anthony Chandlen<br />
8th Andy Murray<br />
9th Charlie Rogers<br />
10th Ray Puttick<br />
11th Ian Murray<br />
Mike Hawkins in full flight<br />
Post match reflection<br />
SHIMANO PRESS RELEASE<br />
STOP PRESS - Shimano’s new Di2 Electronic groupset wins historic title.<br />
That’s right, just simply having the groupset on your bike means you can win titles without<br />
having to turn the pedals. At the recent <strong>Norwood</strong> <strong>Paragon</strong> Club Freewheeling Championship in<br />
Surrey, England, former multiple Club Freewheeling Champion Mike Hawkins returned to the<br />
race and crushed the opposition using the new electronic Dura Ace groupset in a domineering<br />
display of technique and technology in perfect harmony. ‘Simply awesome’ was how Hawkins<br />
34, cycling journalist from Surrey, described Shimano’s new electronic groupset. ‘I didn’t even<br />
have to turn the pedals and I still won, just think how many races I’ll win next season when I<br />
actually use the gears!’<br />
Event runner up, Patrick Trainor 36, darts player also from Surrey, was suitably impressed with<br />
the new wonder gear. ‘I thought I had the edge with the retro aero helmet and sunnies but I was<br />
so under equipped against such superior modern equipment I just didn’t have a look in. It’s a bit<br />
expensive though, I heard it costs a million quid or something but if you can win races without<br />
pedalling then it’s well worth it and I want it!’.<br />
Shimano are also said to be impressed with the win claiming this proves that battery life is not<br />
an issue with the new groupset as Hawkins didn’t miss-shift once on his title run. However, they<br />
would not reveal if the toe strap used to secure his crank for the winning run was included in the<br />
groupset price or was an optional extra.<br />
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Walking Weekend - Piddletrenthide, Dorset<br />
9th—11th October 2009 by Valerie Taylor<br />
Last year's trip to Sherborne was so enjoyable we decided to return to Dorset<br />
again this year. Rolling hills, attractive villages full of thatched cottages, welcoming<br />
pubs, friendly people - all the right ingredients for a walking weekend. We established<br />
in April that the Poachers Inn in Piddletrenthide could accommodate us so we were all<br />
set. The unusual name originates from Piddle meaning a clear stream, trente meaning<br />
30 and hide meaning a plot of land - thus a clear stream running through 30 plots of<br />
land.<br />
We nearly had 21 participants this year, but at the last minute John Cleeve was<br />
hospitalised, and then Bob Shepperd decided to check how the facilities at Dorchester<br />
hospital dealt with his mild heart attack, so we ended up with 18 happy walkers. We<br />
welcomed back with open arms Graham O'Sullivan who had organised these walking<br />
weekends for many years, and who this year brought along his girl friend Tina. Also in<br />
attendance were two of Valerie's Swiss friends who thoroughly enjoyed their<br />
introduction to an English walking weekend. Even coming from such grandiose<br />
scenery in their home country, the Swiss ladies thought the English countryside<br />
beautiful, and the hills not quite so strenuous.<br />
On Saturday we walked over the hills in sunshine to the Thimble Inn in<br />
Piddlehinton. The main happening on this day was that Marilyn's boots stolen from<br />
outside the pub and a shabby pair left in their place. Is this a sign of things to come?<br />
Awful. Halfway through our afternoon walk we descended on the empty Piddle Inn,<br />
White Lackington and increased their day's taking enormously by ordering 18 drinks,<br />
before resuming our walk along the valley footpath to our home base. We had live<br />
music provided in the hotel that night, but unlike last year's music, it was not to our<br />
taste - the generation gap perhaps …<br />
On the Sunday we were very lucky to get back to the hotel before the heavens<br />
opened up. Sunday was a day of hills. Up, down, up down, up down - home. Phew!<br />
Again beautiful scenery and thumping hearts but being the older generation nobody<br />
had any apparatus/computer for measuring our hearts/pulse rates which was probably<br />
just as well. Lunch was taken at the Brace of Pheasants in Plush which is not far from<br />
Piddletrenthide, but the organisers ensured that steep hills and thus views were part of<br />
the master plan..<br />
We only walked about nine or ten miles each day, but it would have been more<br />
interesting to have measured the accumulated altitude - like one does in the Alps. The<br />
Poacher's Inn is recommended but advanced booking is required as the hotel was<br />
completely booked.<br />
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Some of us visited the National Trust property in Kingston Lacy, near Wimborne<br />
Minster on the way home and walked in the magnificent gardens, saw the famous North<br />
Dorset cattle and enjoyed the sunshine.<br />
Of the committee of three who did the organisation, Pam was the expert rambler,<br />
John Pocock was naturally enough the treasurer, and Valerie the secretary - naturally.<br />
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Why not? by Stephen Roach<br />
Belgium – seen by many as the heartland of European cycling,<br />
so off went an intrepid group of <strong>Paragon</strong>’s and friends to experience<br />
‘the scene’ on a wet & windy November weekend. Our remit was<br />
simple; watch the cyclo cross world cup race at Koksijde, the Gent6<br />
track race and soak up as much Belgian culture as possible.<br />
Our trip began at the Cycling Weekly offices where we met<br />
before the journey to the Channel tunnel. All went well until Ashford<br />
where the M20 was at a standstill, so in the outside lane with the<br />
engine turned off we discussed current affairs and I kicked started the<br />
w/e as I revealed four very good friends called Stella. Within thirty<br />
minutes we were on our way and before long we were through the<br />
tunnel and hammering towards Belgium and our hotel in De Panne. Very fit cyclo cross rider<br />
The driving conditions were awful and I was pleased Simon<br />
Richardson was driving through the wind and rain. We reached De Panne in the dark rain – the<br />
Belgian equivalent of Bournemouth on the North Sea.<br />
Saturday dawned and after a pleasant breakfast, the hotel’s best feature, we were on our<br />
way to the other side of town to Koksijde. This World Cup Cyclo cross race sees the cream of<br />
riders competing and the enthusiasm of the riders is almost bettered by that of the crowd. An<br />
estimated 6,000 spectators were there all making the most of the refreshments. As for the riders,<br />
their performance was amazing as they road round quicker than I could ever hope to ride – and<br />
they do it for just over an hour. To demonstrate the level of<br />
these guys, our national champion Jodie Crawford finished the<br />
race in 40th place!<br />
We left Koksijde cold, tired and feeling lazy which meant most<br />
of us were asleep with some of us relaxing a bit too much and<br />
snoring away in the back of the car. Local knowledge helps and<br />
the combined skills of Simon and Lionel meant we drove into<br />
the heart of the city of Ghent without any problems. A small<br />
walk from the underground car park and we were at our hotel<br />
and then getting ready for the night ahead. We met in the hotel<br />
bar for a small livener of Leffe and then were out in the rain<br />
once again. A suitable restaurant was found beside the main<br />
canal and we managed to nab a very nice table at the back of the<br />
restaurant where we had superb steak washed down with more<br />
authentic Belgian beer.<br />
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Time was getting on, so we were soon off in taxis to<br />
the track. Upon arrival some of us picked up our<br />
tickets from the box office while others got their press<br />
packs from the press office!<br />
The Gent Six runs for six nights of racing with pairs<br />
competing for the overall title. Some races are almost<br />
exhibition races while the competitive ones are full on<br />
and it’s fair to say that the strongest pair win. There<br />
are derny races, points races, scratch races and of<br />
course the Madison which is my favourite. You know<br />
you’re getting into the racing when you start getting dizzy from watching as your head is going<br />
round and round as you keep your eye on the riders, although this was also due to me having the<br />
cheap tickets standing in the track centre.<br />
Along with the track racing there are lots of fast<br />
food outlets and bars – you even get a free beer voucher<br />
on entry. Half way through the racing the music<br />
sounded almost live and it was then that we were introduced<br />
to the wonders of a Belgian singing sensation that<br />
is Eddy Wally. If you’ve not heard of him then you<br />
need to look him up – he struck a chord with all of us!<br />
One of our party, Simon Smith, recently returned<br />
from Australia was so impressed by the racing that he<br />
Our party—trackside in Gent<br />
cheekily asked to ring the bell and to our surprise they<br />
agreed. So up he went later on and rang the bell for the flying 200 metre race. He did let himself<br />
down though by asking none other than Patrick Sercu: "So, have you ever had a go at this?"<br />
"Yes," replied Sercu, "I won it 11 times." Simon told us, “I thought he was some bloke from the<br />
council”, I kid you not!<br />
Before long it was gone midnight and we left the track and went on our way back to the<br />
centre and with our heightened excitement from the evening – or was it the alcohol, we jumped<br />
aboard the VIP coach outside and literally bluffed a ride to the town centre. Gent is a bigger<br />
version of Brugge but with far less tourists and being a<br />
University town the nightlife is prominent, so we<br />
bowled into the liveliest hostelry we could find and the<br />
night then became a blur. Without going into too much<br />
detail it was a fun night out and when we all re-grouped<br />
for an 11am departure next morning we found we were<br />
still one man down. Within half an hour the main<br />
protagonist returned so we were soon heading home in<br />
sunny conditions back to rainy England.<br />
Simon & Eddy Wally<br />
It was a great trip to Belgium, despite the grim weather.<br />
The racing was superb as were the laughs and<br />
shenanigans had by our entire group.<br />
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2009 Darts Championship – Blood on the oche<br />
by Matt Lamy<br />
“Ladeeeeeees and gennnnnnellllmen..... LET'S....PLAY.....DARTS!” That's how Keith<br />
Butler might have started proceedings at the annual <strong>Paragon</strong> Darts Champs (better<br />
known as 'PDC' – that's a little darts joke for you, sportsfans). Instead, though, this<br />
highlight of the sporting calendar started with equally immortal line: “Matt, heads or<br />
tails?”<br />
Few could deny it was a night of bizarre<br />
happenings. The pre-event favourites were<br />
upended, Alan 'Not Eric' Bristow actually<br />
appeared in the flesh, and Marcus 'The<br />
Plasterboard Punisher' Brueton managed to<br />
score with all three darts in a single go, and then<br />
finished on a double... twice. That last fact alone<br />
will live long in the memory of all those privileged<br />
enough to say, with pride: “I was there<br />
when Marcus won two darts matches.” We shall<br />
never see its like again.<br />
But back to the event in hand, and with 10<br />
expectant arrowsmiths lined up to take the oche,<br />
The scoreboard<br />
competitors were split into two groups of five for<br />
the initial stage - a round robin event with the<br />
winner and runner-up from each group going<br />
through to the semi-finals. In group one lurked Keith 'The Guvnor' Butler, Matt 'The<br />
Moral Winner' Lamy, Patrick 'The Luck Of The Fecking Oirish' Trainor (tell me if I'm<br />
giving too much away all ready), Alan 'Not Eric' Bristow and old 'The Plasterboard<br />
Punisher' himself.<br />
By the time all fixtures had been played, Lamy had four wins out of four under his<br />
straining belt, while Trainor and Brueton had two apiece. In the ensuing dart-off Trainor<br />
managed to get the edge on a clearly delirious Brueton, securing the plucky little chap's<br />
place in the next round.<br />
Group two had some big guns: Brian 'The Silver Fox' Dalton, Dave 'The Quiet Assassin'<br />
Adams, Steve 'The Stoat' Roche, Simon 'The Rampant Rabbit' Richardson and reigning<br />
champion Andy 'The Javelin' Murray. 'The Javelin' had spent a fair portion of the year<br />
being immobile, which in most endurance pursuits would be a problem, but in dartland<br />
it's the equivalent of permanent altitude training. Second only to snooker players,<br />
dartsmen have taken inaction - with the exception of regular repeated right forearm<br />
movement (oo-er) - to new levels of athletic perfection. So if anything, Murray should<br />
have been at the top of his game, and he quickly showed it.<br />
By the final fixture in group two both Murray and Richardson had a perfect score, three<br />
wins from three matches each. But like two legends of the ring, somebody was about to<br />
lose their unbeaten record as they faced each other. Most sensible money was on<br />
Murray and he didn't disappoint, dispatching Richardson with all the glamour of Jocky<br />
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Wilson in his prime.<br />
So the semis were set: Lamy faced Richardson, and Trainor would take on Murray.<br />
Despite a spirited performance and a high-quality game, Richardson was pipped to the<br />
double finish by Lamy who secured his place in the final. But in the other semi Murray<br />
seemed to let the moment overcome him. Big scores went adrift, his nerves were<br />
rattled, and in the end it was Trainor that battled through to reach his second final in two<br />
years.<br />
Befitting a major sporting spectacular, the headline event saw a change in format and<br />
was a best-of-three affair. Trainor won the toss and threw first, quickly racking up some<br />
big scores by concentrating on the '19' bed at the bottom of the board, which, to be fair<br />
to the wee fella, is probably the equivalent of aiming at the '20' bed for normal-size<br />
humans. Soon he was down to a finish and, in a flash, his arrows hit the correct double<br />
bed. Round one to Trainor.<br />
Lamy was first to throw in round two<br />
and hit some big numbers while Trainor<br />
seemed to flounder. By the time Lamy<br />
reached the checkout stage he was a<br />
good couple of hundred points ahead<br />
and looking comfortable. Then, away<br />
from public gaze, a quiet moment of<br />
concern. In between throws somebody<br />
whispered: “Matt, just remember Andy<br />
Murray beat Paddy in the final last year.<br />
Look what's happened to him since.”<br />
Whether it was the psychological effect<br />
of this thinly-veiled threat, or a<br />
Patrick Trainor—2009 Darts Champion<br />
deliberate wish to keep all his faculties,<br />
Lamy missed double 16, then double<br />
eight, then double four, then double two, then languished in the house of madness,<br />
double one. Meanwhile Trainor whittled down his target score. Finally, with Lamy all at<br />
sea and unable to focus, yer man popped in the winning double. Trainor revelled in the<br />
adoration, Lamy quietly wept in the corner, and 'The Guvnor' unpacked the silverwear.<br />
Then it was time for a pose and a quick shake of hands as the hallowed trophy was<br />
officially presented to our victor.<br />
I'll get you next time Trainor.<br />
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Darts quote of the season:<br />
While on a finish, Marcus miraculously scored a single number to leave his teammate on<br />
a preferred double. Rather than risk the double and go bust an esteemed team mate<br />
offered Marcus some simple advice when he asked what to go for, “Just throw it at the<br />
f****n floor”. You really had to be there :-)<br />
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2009 – How was it for you?<br />
We posed a few questions to our club mates to find out...............<br />
Alan Bristow (Our club president):<br />
What is your biggest achievement of 2009? Pushing the riders off in the Presidents "12"<br />
Rider of the year? James Stuart.<br />
Memorable moment of the year? Being at the finish of the inter club "10" with the Addiscombe.<br />
Favourite race? Presidents "12"<br />
One thing you'd rather forget? Pressing the key to go into "Google" layout on the computer.<br />
Jason Humphries:<br />
What is your biggest achievement of 2009? Not sure I achieved anything other than keeping my pro<br />
chipper licence but my best ride was for sure at the Wally Gimber.<br />
Who is your rider of the year? The Goose (Angus Macallister - for generally being a monster)<br />
What’s your most memorable moment of the year? Signing on with Flavio Zappi & Yanto Barker<br />
then finding out exactly how tough it is riding a UCI 1.2 race and only lasting 45 miles<br />
What was your favourite race of 2009? RAS de Cymreag<br />
One thing you’d rather forget? Loosing Russ in the team time trial at the RAS then having to finish<br />
with the monsters that were Dave & Marcus (oh and a Masters World Champ Mooning at us)<br />
James Stuart:<br />
What is your biggest achievement of 2009? Mmmm tricky one, I think my Marmotte ride in 6hr 49mins<br />
has got to be the winner although very pleased with some of the other wins.<br />
Who is your rider of the year? Mr Calland for his win at the Les Ingman road race and the divisional<br />
championships<br />
What's your most memorable moment of the year? Watching the Tour out in France and especially the<br />
penultimate stage on Mt Ventoux with 1/2 million other people.<br />
What was your favourite race of 2009? 2/3 Rusper race NP in 2,3,4,6 places<br />
One thing you’d rather forget? Double puncture during Les Ingman!<br />
Paul McGuigan:<br />
What is your biggest achievement of 2009? First win and first full season of racing.<br />
Who is your rider of the year? James Stuart (quickly followed by Wiggo’s 4th Place in the Tour was<br />
good, but he hasn't got 1st Brit in the La Marmotte on his palmares has he!).<br />
What's your most memorable(s) moment of the year? Close run thing between, Steve Calland fending off<br />
no less than four London Dynamo riders for the win at the Les Ingman, racing with James Stuart<br />
at Walliswood to secure 1st and 4th and my first excursion to the Alps and bagging the Glandon,<br />
Telegraph, Galibier and Alp d'Huez.<br />
What was your favourite race of 2009? Surrey League 3rd Cat, Walliswood<br />
One thing you’d rather forget? Going 'pop' during the Surrey League TTT<br />
Mike Hawkins:<br />
What is your biggest achievement of 2009? Selling our house. 35 separate viewings took it's toll.<br />
Who is your rider of the year? Danny Macaskill - check out his videos on YouTube.<br />
What's your most memorable moment of the year? December 2nd and the French Doctor telling me I'd<br />
broken my back, I won't be forgetting that in a hurry.<br />
What was your favourite race of 2009? Having only raced three times, I'd say it had to be the handicap<br />
around Hungry Hill. There was a massive thunder storm after a couple of laps and on two<br />
separate occasions people crashed in front of me but I managed to stay<br />
on long enough to ride back to the car - which was a relief.<br />
One thing you¹d rather forget? Cutting down all of Marcus' race reports from the winter into a<br />
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sensible, hopefully readable, condensed version to go in Blah.<br />
Carolyn Heeps:<br />
What is your biggest achievement of 2009? Becoming fit enough to come out on both Saturday and<br />
Sunday rides (on the same weekend!) and not disgracing myself. Not so bad for an old girl.<br />
Who is your rider of the year? All <strong>Paragon</strong> riders I have ridden with get my vote as Riders of the Year<br />
as everyone has been really supportive and encouraging, whilst also challenging me, and that's<br />
why I have been able to improve this year (and not telling me to join an "easier" club helps).<br />
There are too many to name - but thanks to all those wheels I have sat on to get home along with<br />
the occasional push up a climb to get back on the group. (The Saturday regulars have been<br />
particularly helpful and I am also impressed by the younger members too)........ Does that all<br />
sound a bit gushing? It’s deserved.<br />
What’s your most memorable moment of the year? Most memorable event is turning up to a club ride<br />
with my Cervelo for first time and suddenly not being so left behind on the hills. I haven't raced<br />
but does being first woman home in less than 5 hours in one of the Southern Sportives count<br />
(Wantage) as a favourite? (Also a memorable moment).<br />
One thing you’d rather forget? Not much that I want to forget about riding with <strong>Paragon</strong>, so the only<br />
thing I want to forget is a Peak District sportive in foul weather in October and seeing a few<br />
casualties in ditches along the way who forgot that rain washes gravel onto the bends.<br />
Patrick Trainer:<br />
What is your biggest achievement of 2009? Losing 10kgs!<br />
Who is your rider of the year? Would have to be Tom Boonen for the way he rode Roubaix.<br />
What’s your most memorable moment of the year? Riding with the pros at the Tour of Menorca<br />
What was your favourite race of 2009? Not a race but the Tour of the Cornfields sportive was a real<br />
blast, a 100km cyclo cross loop!<br />
One thing you’d rather forget? Booking flights to Malaga for the club Majorcan training camp!<br />
Nigel Dinning:<br />
What is your biggest achievement of 2009? Getting Fit!<br />
Who is your rider of the year? Cavendish<br />
What's your most memorable moment of the year? First Race in UK - Dunsfold<br />
What was your favourite race of 2009? A lap of a Greek island against a local rider while on holidays<br />
One thing you’d rather forget? My dog died :-(<br />
Chris Moores:<br />
What is your biggest achievement of 2009? Putting on nearly a stone and having to take two suit to the<br />
tailors to get them 'taken out' - they should do it for free. Instead I had to suffer the indignity of<br />
handing over £50 for the privilege.<br />
I quite like the fact that for three months I was the UK's top ranked rider, even if nobody else<br />
rides the winter series races!<br />
Who is your rider of the year? James Stuart. Superb engine and a top man. I’m expecting big things<br />
next year!<br />
What’s your most memorable moment of the year? Richmond Park, 0635, one Tuesday in January.<br />
Freezing cold, pitch dark, closed roads, heavy legs. Angus Macallister half wheeling and absolutely<br />
destroying me for a lap. Out-punched up Kingston Hill for the first time. I crawled<br />
home....... it’s not easy to forget being dominated! (I had a backpack on, on the commuter.<br />
'goose was 'tooled up' - does it still count?)<br />
What was your favourite race of 2009? Paris-Nice, seeing Contador crack the day after destroying the<br />
field. Eurosport coverage of the big races has saved me from going bonkers this year.<br />
One thing you’d rather forget? Easy. I’ve lost a big part of my life without the cycling and the <strong>Paragon</strong>.<br />
Would give up just about everything to get it back again.<br />
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Nick Ffoulkes:<br />
What is your biggest achievement of 2009? Finishing the Trans Alp.<br />
Who is your rider of the year? I know it should be a well known pro rider. But for me the rider of the<br />
year is a good mate of mine a John Watkins (John The End is Ni!). This being because his<br />
came off his mountain bike back in 2007 and shattered his femur in three places. It had to be<br />
pinned. John being 60 years old thinking he would not ride again. But after building up last year,<br />
he is back on form. Riding everything we ride off road. Even mad Dave’s North Shore in Redlands,<br />
what a hero!<br />
What’s your most memorable moment of the year? Standing in the fountain in a small village at the end<br />
of one of the Trans Alp stages absorbing the moment.<br />
What was your favourite race of 2009? The Trans Alp again.............. sorry!<br />
One thing you’d rather forget? Throwing up on the last lap of the marathon run at the end of the<br />
Lanzarote Ironman Triathlon.<br />
Simon Warren:<br />
What is your biggest achievement of 2009? Winning the hill climb, at last.<br />
Who is your rider of the year? Wiggo (Bradley Wiggins)<br />
Whats your most memorable moment of the year? Riding up Bealach-na-Bar in Scotland, the pass over<br />
to Applecross, north of Lochcarron. It was wet, windy, 7am and the sun was just clearing the<br />
mountains, and there in the road I was faced by a stag looking right into my eyes, it gets no<br />
wilder. Luckily he took pity on me and wandered off so I could complete this epic climb.<br />
What was your favourite race of 2009? Tour de France<br />
One thing you’d rather forget? Falling apart just the other side of La Valloire during the Marmotte. I<br />
stopped for a pee and when I got back on my bike I had no legs. I just wanted the earth to open<br />
up and swallow me as I was passed by rider after rider on the Galibier climb.<br />
Steve Calland:<br />
What is your biggest achievement of 2009? Winning the SE England road race championships and<br />
finishing solo.<br />
Who is your rider of the year? Bradley Wiggins for his ride in the tour<br />
What’s your most memorable moment of the year? Winning the Les Ingman on a sunny day in front of<br />
'The <strong>Paragon</strong>'<br />
What was your favourite race of 2009? Mountain Mayhem 24hour<br />
One thing you’d rather forget? Breaking my shoulder in a stupid accident doing 5mph!<br />
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Some good news from the club<br />
We’ve managed to secure a deal with Trek following Steve Calland’s win in the divisional road<br />
race. They were looking for a presence in the south east and wanted to support a traditional<br />
club with a strong racing contingent and understandably chose the mighty <strong>Paragon</strong>. They have<br />
designed this unique paint job for us and are prepared to supply as many bikes as we need,<br />
just let the Steve know what size you would like and we should have the fleet on the road<br />
soon.<br />
STOP PRESS: Trek have discovered that Steve is keen to ride more mountain bike races and<br />
is even contemplating taking up kite surfing. In view of this they have decided to withdraw the<br />
deal.<br />
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Festive Wordsearch<br />
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