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Can you easily tell the difference between the burden of the white man and his house niggers:<br />

Caption Shameless S<strong>to</strong>oges at the massa's table in payoff for “Bukakke”<br />

services rendered. Tahir ul-Qadri and Imran Khan are not simple<strong>to</strong>n patsies –<br />

they know exactly what they are doing by echoing empire's axioms on<br />

Terrorism. Just being invited <strong>to</strong> sit at the white man's table and utter gibberish in<br />

gratitude is evidently sufficient incentive for Pakistani brown-sahibs <strong>to</strong> commit<br />

treason. <strong>The</strong> Western establishment's cultivated Trojan Horses among Muslims<br />

<strong>to</strong> institute beneficial religious-political diversity (sic!), namely “moderate Islam”,<br />

Qadri–Khan make even Mir Jafar/Mir Sadiq duo look virtuous. <strong>The</strong> final<br />

payment awaiting s<strong>to</strong>oges when their services are terminated can be witnessed<br />

in the fate of the one far more illustrious, Benazir Bhut<strong>to</strong>. <strong>The</strong> ill-fated daughter<br />

of the East had echoed the same axioms on Terrorism at the CFR in 2007.<br />

Evidently, anyone and everyone can be recruited after they have shown their<br />

willingness <strong>to</strong> echo the white man's burden. Here is CFR's latest 2011<br />

promotion from among the native informants. Now is your chance <strong>to</strong> serve the<br />

massa – pathetic house negroes are evidently still in great demand! And you<br />

can have your choice of “Betweens” <strong>to</strong> choose from as your daily service. Trips<br />

<strong>to</strong> Disneyland, sabbaticals, appointments, and book deals are included in the<br />

compensation package based on the level of eruditeness of your bullshit.<br />

(Image contributed by a Pakistani field negro)<br />

<strong>The</strong> foolish 'untermenschen' better understand the insidious breadth and depth of the common<br />

<strong>The</strong> <strong>Poor</strong>-<strong>Man's</strong> <strong>Guide</strong> <strong>to</strong> <strong>Modernity</strong> 273 / 334 Zahir Ebrahim

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