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One of Our Conquerors but weighty and necessary: ‘my wife was in her twentieth year: we have five children; two sons, three daughters, one married, with a baby. So we are grandfather and mother, and have never regretted the first step, I may say for both of us.’ ‘Think of it! Good luck and sagacity joined hands overhead on the day you proposed to the lady: and I’d say, that all the credit is with her, but that it would seem to be at the expense of her sex.’ ‘She would be the last to wish it, I assure you.’ ‘True of all good women! You encourage me, touching a matter of deep interest, not unknown to you. The lady’s warm heart will be with us. Probably she sees Mrs. Burman?’ ‘Mrs. Burman Radnor receives no one.’ A comic severity in the tone of the correction was deferentially accepted by Fenellan. ‘Pardon. She flies her flag, with her captain wanting; and she has, queerly, the right. So, then, the worthy dame who receives no one, might be treated, it struck us, conversationally, as a respectable harbour-hulk, with more history than top-honours. But she has the indubitable legal right to fly them—to proclaim it; for it means little else.’ ‘You would have her, if I follow you, divest herself of the name?’ ‘Pin me to no significations, if you please, O shrewdest of the legal sort! I have wit enough to escape you there. She is no doubt an estimable person.’ ‘Well, she is; she is in her way a very good woman.’ ‘Ah. You see, Mr. Carling, I cannot bring myself to rank her beside another lady, who has already claimed the title of me; and you will forgive me if I say, that your word “good” has a look of being stuck upon the features we know of her, like a coquette’s naughty patch; or it’s a jewel of an eye in an ebony idol: though I’ve heard tell she performs her charities.’ ‘I believe she gives away three parts of her income and that is large.’ ‘Leaving the good lady a fine fat fourth.’ ‘Compare her with other wealthy people.’ ‘And does she outshine the majority still with her personal attractions. Carling was instigated by the praise he had bestowed on his wife to separate himself from a female pretender so ludicrous; he sought Fenellan’s nearest ear, emitting the sound of ‘hum.’ 50

George Meredith ‘In other respects, unimpeachable!’ ‘Oh! quite!’ ‘There was a fishfag of classic Billingsgate, who had broken her husband’s nose with a sledgehammer fist, and swore before the magistrate, that the man hadn’t a crease to complain of in her character. We are condemned, Mr. Carling, sometimes to suffer in the flesh for the assurance we receive of the inviolability of those moral fortifications.’ ‘Character, yes, valuable—I do wish you had named tonight for doing me the honour of dining with me!’ said the lawyer impulsively, in a rapture of the appetite for anecdotes. ‘I have a ripe Pichon Longueville, ’65.’ ‘A fine wine. Seductive to hear of. I dine with my friend Victor Radnor. And he knows wine.—There are good women in the world, Mr. Carling, whose characters …’ ‘Of course,’of course there are; and I could name you some. We lawyers …! ‘You encounter all sorts.’ ‘Between ourselves,’ Carling sank his tones to the indiscriminate, where it mingled with the roar of London. ‘You do?’ Fenellan hazarded a guess at having heard enlightened liberal opinions regarding the sex. ‘Right!’ ‘Many!’ ‘I back you, Mr. Carling.’ The lawyer pushed to yet more confidential communication, up to the verge of the clearly audible: he spoke of examples, experiences. Fenellan backed him further. ‘Acting on behalf of clients, you understand, Mr. Fenellan.’ ‘Professional, but charitable; I am with you.’ ‘Poor things! we—if we have to condemn—we owe them something.’ ‘A kind word for poor Polly Venus, with all the world against her! She doesn’t hear it often.’ ‘A real service,’ Carling’s voice deepened to the legal ‘without prejudice,’—’I am bound to say it—a service to Society.’ ‘Ah, poor wench! And the kind of reward she gets?’ ‘We can hardly examine … mysterious dispensations … here we are to make the best we can of it.’ ‘For the creature Society’s indebted to? True. And am I to think there’s a body of legal gentlemen to join with you, my friend, in founding an Institution to distribute funds to preach charity over the country, and win compassion for her, 51

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but weighty and necessary: ‘my wife was in her twentieth<br />

year: we have five children; two sons, three daughters, one<br />

married, with a baby. So we are grandfather and mother, and<br />

have never regretted the first step, I may say for both <strong>of</strong> us.’<br />

‘Think <strong>of</strong> it! Good luck and sagacity joined hands overhead<br />

on the day you proposed to the lady: and I’d say, that<br />

all the credit is with her, but that it would seem to be at the<br />

expense <strong>of</strong> her sex.’<br />

‘She would be the last to wish it, I assure you.’<br />

‘True <strong>of</strong> all good women! You encourage me, touching a<br />

matter <strong>of</strong> deep interest, not unknown to you. The lady’s warm<br />

heart will be with us. Probably she sees Mrs. Burman?’<br />

‘Mrs. Burman Radnor receives no one.’<br />

A comic severity in the tone <strong>of</strong> the correction was deferentially<br />

accepted by Fenellan.<br />

‘Pardon. She flies her flag, with her captain wanting; and<br />

she has, queerly, the right. So, then, the worthy dame who<br />

receives no one, might be treated, it struck us, conversationally,<br />

as a respectable harbour-hulk, with more history than<br />

top-honours. But she has the indubitable legal right to fly<br />

them—to proclaim it; for it means little else.’<br />

‘You would have her, if I follow you, divest herself <strong>of</strong> the<br />

name?’<br />

‘Pin me to no significations, if you please, O shrewdest <strong>of</strong><br />

the legal sort! I have wit enough to escape you there. She is<br />

no doubt an estimable person.’<br />

‘Well, she is; she is in her way a very good woman.’<br />

‘Ah. You see, Mr. Carling, I cannot bring myself to rank her<br />

beside another lady, who has already claimed the title <strong>of</strong> me;<br />

and you will forgive me if I say, that your word “good” has a<br />

look <strong>of</strong> being stuck upon the features we know <strong>of</strong> her, like a<br />

coquette’s naughty patch; or it’s a jewel <strong>of</strong> an eye in an ebony<br />

idol: though I’ve heard tell she performs her charities.’<br />

‘I believe she gives away three parts <strong>of</strong> her income and that<br />

is large.’<br />

‘Leaving the good lady a fine fat fourth.’<br />

‘Compare her with other wealthy people.’<br />

‘And does she outshine the majority still with her personal<br />

attractions.<br />

Carling was instigated by the praise he had bestowed on his<br />

wife to separate himself from a female pretender so ludicrous;<br />

he sought Fenellan’s nearest ear, emitting the sound <strong>of</strong> ‘hum.’<br />

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