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I could have been sitting ... or laying down ... or standing on my head.<br />

(He giggles) Yes, let us say I was standing, on my head (Giggles again)<br />

Yes, that image makes me giggle. Anyways, there I am in this line and<br />

KATE: Amazing.<br />

JASON: Pardon?<br />

KATE: Amazing!<br />

suddenly I see this very bright light on me. If at all possible it contin­<br />

ues to grow, and grow and grow. Then I feel these scratches which is<br />

strange since I have no body. But, just as I think this I begin to form, I<br />

feel hundreds more scratches and rubbing and then suddenly. I was<br />

here, in this place with you, a person whom I've never met, but I know<br />

is my wife of three years.<br />

JASON: What is?<br />

KATE: We forgot the prompter.<br />

JASON: We did?<br />

KATE: Yes. Completely.<br />

JASON: Well, why do you care?<br />

KATE: Well, he's waiting in the wings I'm sure.<br />

JASON: Who is?<br />

KATE: The prompter! Honestly, you're so thick headed!<br />

JASON: No, I'm not! I'm rather shallow, honestly.<br />

KATE: That, I know! (Pause. Beat) Shall I call him?<br />

(Pause)<br />

JASON: Who?<br />

(Pause)<br />

KATE: The prompter?<br />

JASON: Why?<br />

(Pause)<br />

KATE: Why not?<br />

JASON: I can't deal with this!<br />

(Pause)<br />

KATE: With what?<br />

JASON: You ... him .. .it. .. all of it. (Begins to sob)<br />

KATE: (Crosses to him and smacks him) Take it like a man!<br />

JASON: I am! (He continues to cry harder now)<br />

KATE: Much better.<br />

JASON: I can't bare it anymore, I want out!<br />

KATE: Shut-up! (Turns to audience) My name is Kate ... that's all I know so far.<br />

When I get a middle and a last name, I'll make sure you're the first to<br />

know it. (Pause) It's a very generic name don't you think? I guess our<br />

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