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"Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!" - unam.

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I've very often made mistakes in my physics by thinking the theory isn't as good<br />

as it really is, thinking that there are lots of complications that are going to spoil it ­­ an<br />

attitude that anything can happen, in spite of what you're pretty sure should happen.<br />

A Different Box of Tools<br />

At the Princeton graduate school, the physics department and the math department<br />

shared a common lounge, and every day at four o'clock we would have tea. It was a way<br />

of relaxing in the afternoon, in addition to imitating an English college. People would sit<br />

around playing Go, or discussing theorems. In those days topology was the big thing.<br />

I still remember a guy sitting on the couch, thinking very hard, and another guy<br />

standing in front of him, saying, "And therefore such­and­such is true."<br />

"Why is that?" the guy on the couch asks.<br />

"It's trivial! It's trivial!" the standing guy says, and he rapidly reels off a series of<br />

logical steps: "First you assume thus­and­so, then we have Kerchoff's this­and­that; then<br />

there's Waffenstoffer's Theorem, and we substitute this and construct that. Now you put<br />

the vector which goes around here and then thus­and­so. . ." The guy on the couch is<br />

struggling to understand all this stuff, which goes on at high speed for about fifteen<br />

minutes!<br />

Finally the standing guy comes out the other end, and the guy on the couch says,<br />

"Yeah, yeah. It's trivial."<br />

We physicists were laughing, trying to figure them out. We decided that "trivial"<br />

means "proved." So we joked with the mathematicians: "We have a new theorem ­­ that<br />

mathematicians can prove only trivial theorems, because every theorem that's proved is<br />

trivial."<br />

The mathematicians didn't like that theorem, and I teased them about it. I said<br />

there are never any surprises ­­ that the mathematicians only prove things that are<br />

obvious. Topology was not at all obvious to the mathematicians. There were all kinds of<br />

weird possibilities that were "counterintuitive." Then I got an idea. I challenged them: "I<br />

bet there isn't a single theorem that you can tell me ­­ what the assumptions are and what<br />

the theorem is in terms I can understand ­­ where I can't tell you right away whether it's<br />

true or false."<br />

It often went like this: They would explain to me, "You've got an orange, OK?<br />

Now you cut the orange into a finite number of pieces, put it back together, and it's as big<br />

as the sun. True or false?"<br />

"No holes?"<br />

"No holes."<br />

"Impossible! There ain't no such a thing."<br />

"Ha! We got him! Everybody gather around! It's So­and­so's theorem of<br />

immeasurable measure!"<br />

Just when they think they've got me, I remind them, "But you said an orange! You<br />

can't cut the orange peel any thinner than the atoms."<br />

"But we have the condition of continuity: We can keep on cutting!"<br />

"No, you said an orange, so I assumed that you meant a real orange."<br />

So I always won. If I guessed it right, great. If I guessed it wrong, there was

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