"Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!" - unam.

hotel.
I pushed open the doors and admired the lovely garden, and sat down at the table
to do a little work.
I wasn't there more than fifteen or twenty minutes when something caught my
eye. I looked up, out towards the garden, and I saw, sitting at the entrance to the door,
draped in the corner, a very beautiful young Japanese woman, in a most lovely outfit.
I had read a lot about the customs of Japan, and I had an idea of why she was sent
to my room. I thought, "This might be very interesting!"
She knew a little English. "Would you rike to see the garden?" she asked.
I put on the shoes that went with the yukata I was wearing, and we went out into
the garden. She took my arm and showed me everything.
It turned out that because she knew a little English, the hotel manager thought I
would like her to show me the garden ­­ that's all it was. I was a bit disappointed, of
course, but this was a meeting of cultures, and I knew it was easy to get the wrong idea.
Sometime later the woman who took care of my room came in and said something
­­ in Japanese ­­ about a bath. I knew that Japanese baths were interesting and was eager
to try it, so I said, "Hai."
I had read that Japanese baths are very complicated. They use a lot of water that's
heated from the outside, and you aren't supposed to get soap into the bathwater and spoil
it for the next guy.
I got up and walked into the lavatory section, where the sink was, and I could hear
some guy in the next section with the door closed, taking a bath. Suddenly the door slides
open: the man taking the bath looks to see who is intruding. "Professor!" he says to me in
English. "That's a very bad error to go into the lavatory when someone else has the bath!"
It was Professor Yukawa!
He told me that the woman had no doubt asked do I want a bath, and if so, she
would get it ready for me and tell me when the bathroom was free. But of all the people
in the world to make that serious social error with, I was lucky it was Professor Yukawa!
That Japanese­style hotel was delightful, especially when people came to see me
there. The other guys would come in to my room and we'd sit on the floor and start to
talk. We wouldn't be there more than five minutes when the woman who took care of my
room would come in with a tray of candies and tea. It was as if you were a host in your
own home, and the hotel staff was helping you to entertain your guests. Here, when you
have guests at your hotel room, nobody cares; you have to call up for service, and so on.
Eating meals at the hotel was also different. The girl who brings in the food stays
with you while you eat, so you're not alone. I couldn't have too good a conversation with
her, but it was all right. And the food is wonderful. For instance, the soup comes in a
bowl that's covered. You lift the cover and there's a beautiful picture: little pieces of
onion floating in the soup just so; it's gorgeous. How the food looks on the plate is very
important.
I had decided that I was going to live Japanese as much as I could. That meant
eating fish. I never liked fish when I was growing up, but I found out in Japan that it was
a childish thing: I ate a lot of fish, and enjoyed it. (When I went back to the United States
the first thing I did was go to a fish place. It was horrible ­­ just like it was before. I
couldn't stand it. I later discovered the answer: The fish has to be very, very fresh ­­ if it
isn't, it gets a certain taste that bothers me.)