"Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!" - unam.
"Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!" - unam.
"Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!" - unam.
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spend the $35 to entertain myself each time I went to Buffalo, and see if I could make the<br />
trip worthwhile.<br />
I didn't have much experience with the rest of the world. Not knowing how to get<br />
started, I asked the taxi driver who picked me up at the airport to guide me through the<br />
ins and outs of entertaining myself in Buffalo. He was very helpful, and I still remember<br />
his name Marcuso, who drove car number 169. I would always ask for him when I<br />
came into the airport on Thursday nights.<br />
As I was going to give my first lecture I asked Marcuso, "Where's an interesting<br />
bar where lots of things are going on?" I thought that things went on in bars.<br />
"The Alibi Room," he said. "It's a lively place where you can meet lots of people.<br />
I'll take you there after your lecture." After the lecture Marcuso picked me up and drove<br />
me to the Alibi Room. On the way, I say, "Listen, I'm gonna have to ask for some kind of<br />
drink. What's the name of a good whiskey?"<br />
"Ask for Black and White, water on the side," he counseled. The Alibi Room was<br />
an elegant place with lots of people and lots of activity. The women were dressed in furs,<br />
everybody was friendly, and the phones were ringing all the time. I walked up to the bar<br />
and ordered my Black and White, water on the side. The bartender was very friendly,<br />
quickly found a beautiful woman to sit next to me, and introduced her. I bought her<br />
drinks. I liked the place and decided to come back the following week.<br />
Every Thursday night I'd come to Buffalo and be driven in car number 169 to my<br />
lecture and then to the Alibi Room. I'd walk into the bar and order my Black and White,<br />
water on the side. After a few weeks of this it got to the point where as soon as I would<br />
come in, before I reached the bar, there would be a Black and White, water on the side,<br />
waiting for me. "Your regular, sir," was the bartender's greeting.<br />
I'd take the whole shot glass down at once, to show I was a tough guy, like I had<br />
seen in the movies, and then I'd sit around for about twenty seconds before I drank the<br />
water. After a while I didn't even need the water.<br />
The bartender always saw to it that the empty chair next to mine was quickly<br />
filled by a beautiful woman, and everything would start off all right, but just before the<br />
bar closed, they all had to go off somewhere. I thought it was possibly because I was<br />
getting pretty drunk by that time.<br />
One time, as the Alibi Room was closing, the girl I was buying drinks for that<br />
night suggested we go to another place where she knew a lot of people. It was on the<br />
second floor of some other building which gave no hint that there was a bar upstairs. All<br />
the bars in Buffalo had to close at two o'clock, and all the people in the bars would get<br />
sucked into this big hall on the second floor, and keep right on going illegally, of<br />
course.<br />
I tried to figure out a way that I could stay in bars and watch what was going on<br />
without getting drunk. One night I noticed a guy who had been there a lot go up to the bar<br />
and order a glass of milk. Everybody knew what his problem was: he had an ulcer, the<br />
poor fella. That gave me an idea.<br />
The next time I come into the Alibi Room the bartender says, "The usual, sir?"<br />
"No. Coke. Just plain Coke," I say, with a disappointed look on my face.<br />
The other guys gather around and sympathize: "Yeah, I was on the wagon three<br />
weeks ago," one says. "It's really tough, Dick, it's really tough," says another.<br />
They all honored me. I was "on the wagon" now, and had the guts to enter that