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SRC THOR <strong>SONGBOOK</strong><br />
Blz. 76<br />
Finally found his dick<br />
Had to give it a rub<br />
God damn' son of a bitch<br />
He couldn't get it up.<br />
He finally got it up<br />
Feeling rather hot<br />
God damn' son of a bitch<br />
He couldn't find the spot.<br />
He finally found the spot<br />
Then he spilled his stuff<br />
Next time remember<br />
That guys can only bluff.<br />
WANKERSONG<br />
My mother said that I never should<br />
Play with the naughty rude girls in the wood<br />
Their giggling talk I could never understand<br />
And that’s why I fell in love with my right hand<br />
And that's why:<br />
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker<br />
And it does me good like it bloody well should<br />
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker<br />
And I'm always pulling my pud.<br />
I was 25 years old before I was kissed<br />
Then I found that I preferred a swift-one of the wrist<br />
It's cheap and convenient<br />
You can’t catch VD<br />
It's available at any time<br />
And it's absolutely free<br />
And that's why:
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