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SRC THOR <strong>SONGBOOK</strong><br />
Blz. 72<br />
Early in the morning<br />
As you all know<br />
The misses got up<br />
To let the water flow.<br />
First there was a yell<br />
Then there came grunt<br />
And out came the missus<br />
With the lobster in her cunt.<br />
The misses grabbed the brush<br />
And I grabbed the broom<br />
And we chased the fucking lobster<br />
Round and round the room.<br />
Oh we hit it on the head<br />
And we hit it on the side<br />
We hit the fucking lobster<br />
Till it nearly died.<br />
Oh the story has a moral<br />
And the moral is this<br />
Always have a shufty<br />
Before you have a piss.<br />
This is the ending of a song<br />
And should you ask for more<br />
There's an apple up my ass<br />
And you can have the core.<br />
TITANIC<br />
When they build the ship Titanic<br />
To sail the ocean blue<br />
They thought they'd made a ship<br />
Where the water will never come through
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