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SONGBOOK FEBRUARI 2001 - Horntip

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for we're all queers together<br />

the asshole is here to stay.<br />

While riding on the underground<br />

there wasn't a seat to be had<br />

a young man offered me his seat<br />

so I took it in my hand.<br />

for we're all queers together<br />

excuse us while we go upstairs (in pairs)<br />

for we're all queers together<br />

the asshole is here to stay.<br />

The sexual life of an ostrich<br />

is stranger than that of man<br />

in the height of the mating season<br />

he buries his head in the sand<br />

When along comes a male of the species<br />

and sees that big ass in the air<br />

does he ask if it's male or female<br />

or doesn't he bloody well care.<br />

T'was Christmas Eve in the Abbey<br />

the Eunuchs all lined the stairs<br />

watching the fair young maidens<br />

combing their pubic hair<br />

when along came old Santa (ho ho fuck)<br />

he echoed all through the halls<br />

saying what do you want for Christmas<br />

the Eunuchs all said - Give Me Balls.....<br />

SHOW ME THE WAY<br />

Show me the way to go home<br />

I'm tired and I want to go to bed<br />

Well I had a little drink about an hour ago<br />

Februari <strong>2001</strong><br />

Blz. 65

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