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SRC THOR <strong>SONGBOOK</strong><br />
Blz. 42<br />
It's my desire to pull the wire<br />
First I try the long stroke<br />
Up and down, up and down<br />
Then I try the short stroke<br />
Round and round, round and round<br />
Squeeze it, heave it, pinch it in the door<br />
Smash it, crash it, bangd it on the floor<br />
Some people say that sexual intercourse is grand<br />
But speaking for myself I’d rather use my fucking hand.<br />
LAVATORY MAN<br />
Down in the subway<br />
Underneath the ground<br />
There's an awful lot of bullshit<br />
Hanging around<br />
Some is wet, some is dry<br />
Some don't smell, but me o' my<br />
Dan, Dan, the lavatory man<br />
He's the superintendent of the shithouse-gang<br />
Picking up the papers, rolling up the towels<br />
Working to sound of the grumbling bowels<br />
Plipperdeplop, a sound is heard<br />
It’s only the sound of a slippery turd<br />
Plipperdeplop, hear them drop<br />
Do the oakey coakey to the shithouse-rock.<br />
LILY THE PINK<br />
We'll have a drink, a drink<br />
To Lilly the pink, the pink, the pink<br />
The saviour of the human race<br />
For she invented a wondrous compound<br />
To make man fuck with style and grace.
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