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...from the States, and she did it with my mates.<br />
...from Greece, and I toke her on her knees.<br />
LARGE BALLS<br />
Miss Jones was walking down the street<br />
When a young fella she happened to meet<br />
Who was giving the girls a helluva treat<br />
By twisting and turning his balls.<br />
For they were large balls, large balls<br />
Twice as heavy as lead<br />
With a dexterous twist<br />
Of his muscular wrist<br />
He threw them right over his head.<br />
A policeman to the scene was brought<br />
He said, "I'll have to take you to court<br />
'Cos it's certain that nobody ought<br />
To be twisting and turning his balls."<br />
The prisoner standing in the dock<br />
Gave the judge a helluva shock<br />
By insisting on showing the jury his cock<br />
And twisting and turning his balls<br />
The judge he said, "The case is clear<br />
The fine will be barrel of beer<br />
For any young bugger who comes in here<br />
Twisting and turning his balls."<br />
LAST NIGHT<br />
Last night I laid in bed and masturbated<br />
It did me good, I knew it would<br />
Tonight I will repeat the operation<br />
Februari <strong>2001</strong><br />
Blz. 41