02.09.2013 Views

SONGBOOK FEBRUARI 2001 - Horntip

SONGBOOK FEBRUARI 2001 - Horntip

SONGBOOK FEBRUARI 2001 - Horntip

SHOW MORE
SHOW LESS

Create successful ePaper yourself

Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.

...from the States, and she did it with my mates.<br />

...from Greece, and I toke her on her knees.<br />

LARGE BALLS<br />

Miss Jones was walking down the street<br />

When a young fella she happened to meet<br />

Who was giving the girls a helluva treat<br />

By twisting and turning his balls.<br />

For they were large balls, large balls<br />

Twice as heavy as lead<br />

With a dexterous twist<br />

Of his muscular wrist<br />

He threw them right over his head.<br />

A policeman to the scene was brought<br />

He said, "I'll have to take you to court<br />

'Cos it's certain that nobody ought<br />

To be twisting and turning his balls."<br />

The prisoner standing in the dock<br />

Gave the judge a helluva shock<br />

By insisting on showing the jury his cock<br />

And twisting and turning his balls<br />

The judge he said, "The case is clear<br />

The fine will be barrel of beer<br />

For any young bugger who comes in here<br />

Twisting and turning his balls."<br />

LAST NIGHT<br />

Last night I laid in bed and masturbated<br />

It did me good, I knew it would<br />

Tonight I will repeat the operation<br />

Februari <strong>2001</strong><br />

Blz. 41

Hooray! Your file is uploaded and ready to be published.

Saved successfully!

Ooh no, something went wrong!