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SRC THOR <strong>SONGBOOK</strong><br />
Blz. 36<br />
- piccolo<br />
- sprouting whale<br />
- with my self<br />
- pick my nose<br />
- etc. etc.<br />
I DON'T WANT TO JOIN THE ARMY<br />
I don't want to join the army, I don't want to go to war<br />
I'd rather hang around Piccadilly Underground<br />
Living off the earnings of a high-class lady<br />
I don't want a bayonet up my arse hole<br />
I don't want my bullocks shot away<br />
No, I'd rather stay in Delft<br />
In merry, merry Delft,<br />
And fornicate my fucking life away.<br />
Monday I touched her on the ankle<br />
Tuesday I touched her on the knee<br />
On Wednesday, success, I lifted up her dress<br />
On Thursday I saw it, Cor Blimey!<br />
Friday I laid my hand upon it<br />
Saturday she gave my balls a twitch<br />
On Sunday after supper, I rammed the fucker up 'er<br />
And now I'm paying thirty bob a week .... Cor Blimey!<br />
Call on the army and the navy, call on the rank and file<br />
Call on the territorial army, they face danger with a smile<br />
You can call upon the boys of the old brigade<br />
To set old England free<br />
You can call upon my brother, my sister and my mother,<br />
but for fucks sake don't call me.
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