You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles
YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.
SRC THOR <strong>SONGBOOK</strong><br />
Blz. 34<br />
plumber stuffs pipes<br />
jockey rides horses<br />
carpenter screws screws<br />
postman licks stamps<br />
taxidermist stuffs animals<br />
chef whips cream<br />
chef beats eggs<br />
lepidopterist mounts butterflies<br />
Sir Edmund Hilary mounts Everest<br />
My husbands a rapist a rapist a rapist<br />
a very fine rapist is he<br />
all day long he rapes girls, rapes girls, rapes girls,<br />
so he's too fucking tired to rape me.<br />
HYMNS AND ARIAS<br />
We paid our weekly shilling for that january trip:<br />
A long weekend in London, aye, without a bit of kip<br />
There's a seat reserved for beer by the boys from Abercarn<br />
There's beer, pontoon, crisps and fags, and a croakin' 'Calon Lan<br />
And we are singing hymns and arias<br />
'Land of my fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos'.<br />
Into Paddington we did roll with an empty crate of ale<br />
Will has lost at cards and now his Western Mail's for sale<br />
But Will is very happy though his money all has gone:<br />
He swapped five photos of his wife for one of Barry John.<br />
We told the guard that we're from Wales, and asked 'Is Twickers<br />
far?'<br />
He said "You can catch a 48 man, but it isn't very far"<br />
On the bus were boys from Blaina who'd been to see the Queen
Change language