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SRC THOR <strong>SONGBOOK</strong><br />
Blz. 30<br />
FRENCHMANSONG<br />
A frenchman went to the lavatory<br />
To enjoy a jolly good shit<br />
He took his coat and trousers off<br />
So that he could revel in it<br />
But when he reached for the paper,<br />
He found that someone had been there before<br />
Ou est le papier? Ou est le papier?<br />
Monsieur, monsieur, je blame it on you<br />
Ou est le papier?<br />
FUTURE PROSPECTIVE<br />
So here we are.... (repeat every line) We're at it again<br />
We're moving out,... we're moving in...<br />
The other night we went to town<br />
To have a drink and look around.<br />
The hunkiest guy, I ever saw<br />
Was sipping bourbon through a straw<br />
I picked him up and laid him down<br />
His tight blue jeans came tumbling down.<br />
I pulled it in, I pulled it out<br />
It felt so good I had to shout.<br />
The wedding was a formal one<br />
His father had a two-shot gun.<br />
And now I have a mother in law<br />
And four damned kids, they call me ma.<br />
The moral of the story is clear
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