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SONGBOOK FEBRUARI 2001 - Horntip

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SRC THOR <strong>SONGBOOK</strong><br />

Blz. 28<br />

DUREX IS A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND<br />

A poke with a bloke may be quite incidental<br />

Durex is a girl's best friend<br />

You may get the works but you won't be parental<br />

As he slides it in<br />

You trust that good old latex skin<br />

As he lets fly none gets by<br />

'Cos it's all gathered up at the end<br />

This little precaution<br />

Avoids an abortion<br />

Durex is a girls best friend<br />

FIDDLERS GREEN<br />

As I walked by the dockside one evening so fair<br />

To view the salt water and taste the salt air<br />

I heard an old fisherman singing a song:<br />

Oh, take me away boys, me time is not long.<br />

Wrap me up in my oilskin and jumper<br />

No more on tbe docks I'll be seen<br />

Just tell me old shipmates I'm taking a trip mates<br />

And I'll see you someday on Fiddlers Green.<br />

Now Fiddlers Green is a place I've heard tell<br />

Where the fishermen go if they don't go to hell<br />

Where the skies are all clear and the dolphins do play<br />

And the cold coast of Greenland is far, far away.<br />

Where the skies are all clear and there is never a gale<br />

And the fish jump on board with one swish of their tail<br />

Where you lie at your leisure, there's no work to do<br />

And the skipper's below, making tea for the crew.

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