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SRC THOR <strong>SONGBOOK</strong><br />
Blz. 26<br />
A rich girl has a ring of gold<br />
A poor girl one of brass<br />
But the only ring that Dinah has<br />
Is the one around her arse.<br />
A rich girl uses vaseline<br />
A poor girl uses lard<br />
But Dinah uses axle grease<br />
Because her cunt's so hard<br />
A rich girl uses sanitary towel<br />
A poor girl uses sheets<br />
But Dinah uses nothing at all<br />
And leaves a trail along the streets.<br />
DOGGIES MEETING<br />
The doggies held a meeting<br />
They came from near and far<br />
Some came by motor-cycle<br />
Some by motor-car.<br />
Each doggy passed the entrance<br />
Each doggie signed the book<br />
Then each unshipped his arsehole<br />
And hung it on the hook.<br />
One dog was not invited<br />
It sorely raised his ire<br />
He ran into the meeting hall<br />
And loudly bellowed,'Fire'.<br />
It threw them in confusion<br />
And without a second look<br />
Each grabbed another's arsehole<br />
From another hook.