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SONGBOOK FEBRUARI 2001 - Horntip

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SRC THOR <strong>SONGBOOK</strong><br />

Blz. 26<br />

A rich girl has a ring of gold<br />

A poor girl one of brass<br />

But the only ring that Dinah has<br />

Is the one around her arse.<br />

A rich girl uses vaseline<br />

A poor girl uses lard<br />

But Dinah uses axle grease<br />

Because her cunt's so hard<br />

A rich girl uses sanitary towel<br />

A poor girl uses sheets<br />

But Dinah uses nothing at all<br />

And leaves a trail along the streets.<br />

DOGGIES MEETING<br />

The doggies held a meeting<br />

They came from near and far<br />

Some came by motor-cycle<br />

Some by motor-car.<br />

Each doggy passed the entrance<br />

Each doggie signed the book<br />

Then each unshipped his arsehole<br />

And hung it on the hook.<br />

One dog was not invited<br />

It sorely raised his ire<br />

He ran into the meeting hall<br />

And loudly bellowed,'Fire'.<br />

It threw them in confusion<br />

And without a second look<br />

Each grabbed another's arsehole<br />

From another hook.

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