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There was recking in the parlour<br />
And fucking on the stairs<br />
You could hardly see the carpet<br />
For a mass of curly hairs.<br />
There was fucking in the kitchen<br />
And fucking in the hall<br />
You couldn't hear the music<br />
For the clanging of the balls.<br />
The village plumber, he was there<br />
He felt an awful fool<br />
He'd come eleven leagues or more<br />
and forgot to bring his tool.<br />
The chinese student, he was there<br />
He couldn't get a ride<br />
'Cause all the cunts went up and down<br />
Instead from side to side.<br />
The village idiot, he was there<br />
He did his silly trick<br />
He pulled his foreskin over his head<br />
And vanished into his prick<br />
The village cripple, he was there<br />
He wasn't up to much<br />
He put them up against the wall<br />
And fucked them with his crutch.<br />
The vicars wife, well she was there<br />
She was sitting by the fire<br />
Knitting rubber johnnies<br />
Out of old India-rubber tyres.<br />
Februari <strong>2001</strong><br />
Blz. 17
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