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SONGBOOK FEBRUARI 2001 - Horntip

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SRC THOR <strong>SONGBOOK</strong><br />

Blz. 14<br />

AN OLD ENGINEER<br />

An old engineer told me before he died<br />

Ahum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum<br />

An old engineer told me before he died<br />

And I've no reason to believe he lied<br />

Ahum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum (2x)<br />

That he had a wife with a cunt so wide<br />

Ahum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum<br />

That he had a wife with a cunt so wide<br />

That she was never satisfied<br />

Ahum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum (2x)<br />

So he built a prick of steel (2x)<br />

Driven by a bloady great wheel.<br />

Two brass balls were filled with cream (2x)<br />

And the whole fucking issue was driven by steam.<br />

Round and round went the bloody great wheel (2x)<br />

And in and out went the prick of steel.<br />

Up and up went the level of steam (2x)<br />

And down and down went the level of cream.<br />

Till at last the lady cried: (2x)<br />

"Enough, enough, I'm satisfied".<br />

Now we come to the tragic bit (2x)<br />

There was no way of stopping it.<br />

She was split from arse to tits (2x)<br />

And the whole bloody issue was covered with …<br />

Sweet violets, sweeter than all the roses<br />

Covered all over from arse to tits<br />

Covered all over with shit, shit, shit.

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