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CONTINUED:<br />
MATT<br />
Dad. What are you doing?<br />
GEORGE<br />
There you are. Money’s so fascinating.<br />
MATT<br />
You really think so?<br />
GEORGE<br />
It’s covered in DNA, both human and<br />
bacterial.<br />
Matt sighs in exasperation and George snaps to.<br />
GEORGE (CONT’D)<br />
I was going to give you my camera for<br />
your singles’ class, but I got you<br />
something better: a phone number. From<br />
a human female lady.<br />
MATT<br />
...Really? Thanks, Dad.<br />
GEORGE<br />
I love you, Son.<br />
(they hug, beat)<br />
Do you have any Purell, all this money is<br />
a disease factory.<br />
INT. EXAM ROOM HALLWAY<br />
Adam knocks on the door of exam room 2 and opens it a crack.<br />
BARBARA<br />
Hello, Dr. Foote. What’s up?<br />
ADAM<br />
I’m leaving. Just wanted to let you<br />
know... I love you.<br />
BARBARA<br />
I love you, too, kiddo.<br />
OLDER MAN (O.C.)<br />
Could you close the door please?<br />
Reveal that Barbara is giving an OLDER MAN a prostate exam.<br />
END OF ACT THREE<br />
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