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INT. EXAM ROOM 1 - LATER<br />
Adam reenters the room. Roy sits on the exam table talking<br />
to Dr. NICK Smurch (30s, shmarmy, head-to-toe Armani).<br />
ADAM<br />
Sorry, it took me so long, I --<br />
NICK<br />
Nick Smurch, plastic surgeon to the<br />
stars...<br />
(smaller)<br />
Of this town. I rent space from your<br />
folks. I was just talking to Roy about a<br />
possible treatment option.<br />
ADAM<br />
For his headaches?<br />
NICK<br />
No. For his face. Roy, I love the way<br />
you look, but buddy, I’d love you more<br />
with a ski jump nose.<br />
ROY<br />
What are you talking about?<br />
NICK<br />
I just want to smash your face and move<br />
that nose like one millimeter up. Look,<br />
I don’t have to smash. I could carve.<br />
(super earnest, to Roy)<br />
I’d love to carve your face up.<br />
ADAM<br />
Roy’s going to pass. But... I saw a flatchested<br />
lady in the waiting room if you --<br />
Nick exits before Adam can finish the sentence.<br />
INT. EXAM ROOM 6<br />
Matt sits on the exam table. George sits on the stool.<br />
MATT<br />
Thanks for seeing me, dad. I’ve only<br />
been waiting for an hour.<br />
GEORGE<br />
I’m fascinated by all your free time.<br />
MATT<br />
I don’t have “free time.” I canceled two<br />
meetings.<br />
(MORE)<br />
(CONTINUED)<br />
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