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JACKSONVILLE<br />
eragon<br />
a short epic?<br />
entertaining u newspaper<br />
<strong>gift</strong> <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> <strong>out</strong><br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>house</strong><br />
show tickets, lessons<br />
and <strong>out</strong>door <strong>gift</strong>s<br />
free weekly guide to entertainment and more | december 14-20, 2006 | www.eujacksonville.<strong>com</strong>
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table <strong>of</strong> contents<br />
feature<br />
The Spy School ............................................................................... PAGE 14<br />
EU Gift Guides .........................................................................PAGES 16-19<br />
Christmas Albums ........................................................................... PAGE 20<br />
movies<br />
The Pursuit Of Happyness (movie review).......................................... PAGE 6<br />
Movies In Theatres This Week ......................................................PAGES 6-9<br />
Seen, Heard, Noted & Quoted ............................................................ PAGE 7<br />
Eragon (movie review) ...................................................................... PAGE 8<br />
Ed Speleers - Eragon (interview) ....................................................... PAGE 9<br />
Apocalypto (movie review) .............................................................. PAGE 10<br />
at home<br />
Idlewild (DVD review) ...................................................................... PAGE 12<br />
New Shows (TV preview) ................................................................ PAGE 13<br />
Video Games .................................................................................. PAGE 13<br />
food<br />
Healthy Holidays ............................................................................. PAGE 15<br />
music<br />
Str8-Up - Light Parade (Whitey’s) .................................................... PAGE 21<br />
Music Calendar ........................................................................PAGES 22-26<br />
The Sounds That Trains Make (London Bridge) ................................ PAGE 22<br />
Jack Rabbit’s 12 Days <strong>of</strong> Christmas ...........................................PAGE 23-24<br />
Orange Park (interview) ................................................................... PAGE 25<br />
Sixth O.C. mix (review) .................................................................... PAGE 25<br />
arts / <strong>the</strong>atre / on stage<br />
Santaland Diaries (MOCA) ............................................................... PAGE 26<br />
Jewtopia (book review) ................................................................... PAGE 27<br />
Derek Hess Exhibit (Screen Arts) ..................................................... PAGE 28<br />
Arts Calendar ...........................................................................PAGES 27-28<br />
columns and stuff<br />
Talk To Me (Jags vs. Colts) .............................................................. PAGE 29<br />
The Jock ......................................................................................... PAGE 29<br />
NASCAR news & notes ................................................................... PAGE 30<br />
eujacksonville.<strong>com</strong> | december 14-20, 2006 3
thisweek<br />
thursday DECEmbEr 14 friday<br />
ricky Skaggs<br />
ricky Skaggs - Skaggs Family Christmas<br />
According to <strong>the</strong> eleven-time Grammy Award winner, “Country<br />
rocks, but Bluegrass Rules!”<br />
Florida Theatre – 8 pm Info: 355-2787<br />
Peter rowan<br />
Peter Rowan is one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> major cult bluegrass artists <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> ‘80s. A<br />
skilled singer/songwriter, Rowan also yodels, and plays numerous<br />
stringed instruments and <strong>the</strong> saxophone. Also performing Larry<br />
Keel. Freebird Info: 246-BIRD (2473)<br />
Exene Cervenka’s Original Sinners with Knuckel<br />
Dragger<br />
Punk goddess Exene Cervenka in a not-to-be missed incarnation<br />
reminiscent <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> band that made you fall in love with her in <strong>the</strong><br />
‘80s, <strong>the</strong> legendary X. With her band, Original Sinners, you will<br />
respond to <strong>the</strong> energy, smarts and wit, all <strong>of</strong> which are abundant in<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir three-guitar line-up.<br />
Jack Rabbits Info: 398-7496<br />
DECEmbEr 14 - 16<br />
Adam Ace Comedy Show<br />
Combining <strong>com</strong>edy, music, props, costumes, wacky dancing,<br />
improv and lots <strong>of</strong> audience participation, Adam Ace excites<br />
and energizes crowds with his <strong>out</strong>rageous look and contagious<br />
personality. Tickets: Students/Seniors/Military $10.00, Adults -<br />
$12.00<br />
Atlantic Theatre Comedy Club - 8pm, 15th & 16th - 9pm<br />
Info: 249.PLAY (7529) or info@atlantic<strong>the</strong>atres.<strong>com</strong><br />
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DECEmbEr 15<br />
Don’t miss <strong>the</strong> beaches Nutcracker<br />
on Saturday at Fletcher Highscool<br />
Auditorium. For every ticket purchased<br />
a new pair <strong>of</strong> shoes and a hot meal will<br />
be provided to an orphan in India.<br />
Synergy brass<br />
Quintet<br />
Holiday Concert featuring<br />
Synergy Brass Quintet with<br />
Michael J. Diorio, organ.<br />
The Synergy Brass Quintet<br />
has been bringing a new,<br />
exciting brand <strong>of</strong> chamber<br />
music to audiences since<br />
1996. They present a wide<br />
variety <strong>of</strong> music, ranging<br />
from <strong>the</strong> early Renaissance<br />
to modern to jazz and rock.<br />
Tickets: $25 Adults, $5<br />
Students<br />
Church <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Good<br />
Shepherd, 1100 Stockton<br />
Street – 7 pm Silent Auction, 8 pm Concert Info: 389.6222<br />
Paleo/Adrian Seamonster<br />
Ab<strong>out</strong> Paleo, “Haunting, rambunctious ballads that pull from a<br />
diverse group <strong>of</strong> influences such as <strong>the</strong> Beatles and Bob Dylan<br />
to more modern-day bands such as Neutral Milk Hotel and <strong>the</strong><br />
Microphones.” - www.recoilmag.<strong>com</strong><br />
Jack Rabbits – 8 pm Price: $6.00<br />
DECEmbEr 15 - 16<br />
The Florida ballet Nutcracker<br />
$25 (Adults), $20 (Seniors, Students, Military)<br />
Florida Theatre – Fri., 7:30 pm, Sat., 2:30 pm & 7:30 pm<br />
Paleo<br />
DECEmbEr 15 - 17<br />
Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra Home for<br />
<strong>the</strong> Holidays<br />
Nicholas Palmer, guest conductor, Kaitlyn Lusk, guest vocalist,<br />
Jacksonville Symphony Chorus and Jacksonville Children’s<br />
Chorus. Jacoby Symphony Hall at <strong>the</strong> Times-Union Center for<br />
<strong>the</strong> Performing Arts Fri., Sat. at 8 pm, Sat. at 3 pm, Sun. at<br />
7:30 p.m. Info: 354-5547<br />
babes in Toyland<br />
First Coast Opera (FCO) presents Babes in Toyland. In Victor<br />
Herbert’s operetta, Christmastime finds Mistress Mary Quite<br />
Contrary planning to marry her beloved Alan. But Mo<strong>the</strong>r Gooseland<br />
is all astir as Alan goes missing and his miserly, mean-hearted Uncle<br />
Barnaby and his goonies Gonzorgo and Roderigo just might be to<br />
blame, since Barnaby plans to marry Mistress Mary himself! Ron<br />
DeFesi <strong>of</strong> New York, who directed FCO’s highly acclaimed sell<strong>out</strong><br />
production <strong>of</strong> Madama Butterfly in 2003, returns to direct Babes this<br />
season. Come with Alan and Mary to magical Toyland and see how<br />
<strong>the</strong>y save Mo<strong>the</strong>r Gooseland from despair. Center for <strong>the</strong> Performing<br />
Arts at St. Augustine High School, Varella Road <strong>of</strong>f SR 16. Fri.<br />
and Sat. at 7 pm, Sat. at 3 pm. and a Family Performance on Sun.<br />
at 3:00, so be sure to bring <strong>the</strong> children to meet <strong>the</strong> cast after <strong>the</strong><br />
show. Info: 904-417-5555 or www.firstcoastopera.<strong>com</strong>.<br />
saturday DECEmbEr 16<br />
The beaches Nutcracker<br />
The East Coast Ballet, along with dancers from o<strong>the</strong>r dance schools,<br />
have joined with <strong>the</strong> non-pr<strong>of</strong>it “i-58 projects” to make this special<br />
holiday ballet. The show includes dozens <strong>of</strong> local performers <strong>of</strong> all<br />
ages sharing <strong>the</strong>ir talents as classical ballet dancers, musicians,<br />
vocalists, and more. Read <strong>the</strong> story on page 27 for more<br />
information. Fletcher High School - 7 p.m. Info: 241-1266<br />
The big band broadcast<br />
Starring Holly Larocque and <strong>the</strong> Mark Ferguson Orchestra<br />
Step back in time and experience a 1940’s big band concert as it<br />
would have been broadcast “live to air.” Take a sentimental journey<br />
to those starlit ballrooms when glamour was king and big bands<br />
ruled <strong>the</strong> airwaves. Tickets: $24.00. FCCJ Artist Series. Charge<br />
by Phone (904) 632-3373 or order online at www.artistseries.fccj.<br />
org. The Wilson Center for <strong>the</strong> Arts – FCCJ S<strong>out</strong>h Campus - 2:00<br />
and 8:00 p.m.
usty Evans - A Johnny Cash Holiday Tribute<br />
Let celebrated country entertainer Rusty Evans and his band, Ring <strong>of</strong> Fire, put you in a holiday mood with<br />
this exclusive THCA Johnny Cash Holiday Tribute. Rusty Evans is an original rockabilly who recorded<br />
for Brunswick Studios at <strong>the</strong> same period as Buddy Holly. His love for country music was inspired by a<br />
meeting with Johnny Cash. With a voice like rolling thunder and a spirit like gentle rain, Evans brings you<br />
<strong>the</strong> true presence <strong>of</strong> Johnny Cash. Tickets $28 - $20 - $15<br />
Thrasher-Horne Center For The Arts, 283 College Dr.,Orange Park - 7:30 p.m. Info: 276-6750<br />
GrIND2SHINE<br />
This is Duval’s very own Hip Hop Movie. $10 will get you a chance to watch <strong>the</strong> movie, enjoy a concert<br />
and get your first drink. Endo Exo - 8 pm<br />
blueground Undergrass & Ancient Harmony<br />
Check <strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> psychedelic hick-hop sound that is Blueground Undergrass Freebird Live - $10<br />
sunday DECEmbEr 17<br />
The Natural<br />
Truth<br />
King <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> S<strong>out</strong>h Tour<br />
Veterans Memorial Arena - 7:30pm Price: $25.00 - 100.00<br />
b.E.A.m. benefit with Twenty Weight,<br />
Shawn Fisher & more bands<br />
You can have a good time hearing great local bands perform<br />
and help a local charity. BEAM is an independent, non-pr<strong>of</strong>it,<br />
center dedicated to providing short-term social services<br />
for residents (children, senior citizens, and adults) <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
Beaches and West Beaches. Freebird Live - $5<br />
The Natural Truth 25th Anniversary<br />
Christmas Show<br />
The Natural Truth is a dynamic vocal group that has been<br />
a player on <strong>the</strong> Jacksonville music scene since <strong>the</strong> early<br />
eighties. This group <strong>of</strong> talented men is still here today<br />
– entertaining a wide range <strong>of</strong> audiences with <strong>the</strong>ir delicate<br />
harmonies, intricate choreography and unsurpassed<br />
showmanship. Tickets: $15 in advance, $20 at <strong>the</strong> door.<br />
Atlantic Theatres, 751 Atlantic Blvd.- 6 pm 249.PLAY or<br />
info@atlantic<strong>the</strong>atres.<strong>com</strong><br />
DECEmbEr 19 - 21<br />
Santaland Diaries<br />
Ian Mairs stars in this delightful, annual production by writer, David Sedaris. (Read story on page 26.)<br />
MOCA Jacksonville (formerly JMOMA) - 7:30 pm Info: 366-6911<br />
wednesday DECEmbEr 20<br />
GAC Country Christmas<br />
See country music stars, Deana (“Did I Shave My Legs for This”) Carter; Blue County, made up <strong>of</strong> best<br />
buds, Aaron Benward and Scott Reeves; Mississippi rooted, hunky, Steve Azar; and <strong>the</strong> deep, blues soaked<br />
voice <strong>of</strong> Julie Robets, sing all your favorite Christmas songs as well as some <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir hits.<br />
Times Union Ctr Perf Arts Moran Theater- 8:00pm Price: $24.00<br />
next thursday DECEmbEr 21<br />
Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra Christmas With Clay Aiken<br />
Pop music idol Clay Aiken joins <strong>the</strong> Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra for a special holiday concert. Info:<br />
354-5547 or jaxsymphony.org. Moran Theater at <strong>the</strong> Times-Union Center - 7:30 p.m.<br />
The Duval Ghetto Grammy’s Awards Show<br />
Bigga Rankin, Florida’s A&R, will be hosting <strong>the</strong> Annual Hood Awards aka The Duval Ghetto Grammy’s.<br />
Slip N Slide Records, Hittmenn DJs, Core DJs, Ozone Magazine, Hood Magazine, Duval Streetz Magazine,<br />
RNR players, and more will be in <strong>the</strong> building, so don’t <strong>com</strong>e half steppin! We all know that hard work does<br />
deserve reward, so <strong>com</strong>e see your favorite recording artists, producers, record <strong>com</strong>panies, film makers,<br />
publicists, and DJs receive recognition. After party in Club Rain, right next door to Plush. : Tickets: $20<br />
(Includes a copy <strong>of</strong> “Grind2Shine” DVD.) Plush – 7 pm Info: 743-1845<br />
First Coast Opera<br />
presents<br />
Victor Herbert’s<br />
Babes in Toyland<br />
Friday, December 15 at 7:00 pm<br />
Saturday, December 16 at 3:00 and 7:00 pm<br />
Sunday, December 17 at 3:00 pm<br />
Followed by a “Meet & Greet” <strong>the</strong> Cast on Sunday<br />
St. Augustine High School’s<br />
Center for <strong>the</strong> Performing Arts<br />
3205 Varella Road, <strong>of</strong>f SR-16<br />
CALL FOR TICKETS<br />
904-417-5555<br />
Visit us on <strong>the</strong> web at<br />
www.FirstCoastOpera.<strong>com</strong><br />
Admission $18 Adults, $15 Senior (65+) or Military<br />
$10 Student with ID or Child under 12<br />
Special Family Rate $40 - 2 parents & 2 children<br />
eujacksonville.<strong>com</strong> | december 14-20, 2006 5
movies opening this week<br />
AMERICAN HARDCORE This gritty documentary<br />
directed and produced by Paul Rachman, chronicles<br />
<strong>the</strong> history <strong>of</strong> American punk rock from 1980 to 1986.<br />
It was written by Steven Blush and stars <strong>the</strong> real<br />
players in this rock’n’roll saga. Rated R<br />
CHARLOTTE’S WEB Wilber <strong>the</strong> pig dreads <strong>the</strong> end<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> season because he knows that pigs go to<br />
heaven and end up on <strong>the</strong> dinner table. So he hatches<br />
a plan with a spider that lives in his pen to prevent<br />
his demise. Starring Dakota Fanning as Fern and Julia<br />
Roberts as <strong>the</strong> voice <strong>of</strong> Charlotte. Rated G<br />
ERAGON A farm boy in his homeland <strong>of</strong> Alagasia<br />
finds a dragon egg that leads him on a predestined<br />
journey. Eventually, he finds <strong>out</strong> he is <strong>the</strong> one person<br />
who can defend his homeland against an evil king by<br />
learning to ride a fire breathing dragon. This fantasy<br />
redefines “air power,” as <strong>the</strong> dragon is used as a<br />
tactical weapon. Rated PG-13<br />
PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS Will Smith stars in this<br />
true story <strong>of</strong> a precocious child and his fa<strong>the</strong>r, who<br />
through circumstances beyond his control, drfits into a<br />
downward spiral and ends up homeless but working in<br />
a Dean Witter internship. Later he be<strong>com</strong>es a top Wall<br />
Street broker. Smith’s real life son Jaden Smith plays<br />
his son in this engrossing docudrama. Rated PG-13<br />
now playing<br />
APOCALYPTO Forget The Passion <strong>of</strong> The Christ,<br />
this is Mel Gibson’s Braveheart-like portrayal <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
downfall <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Mayan kingdom. During <strong>the</strong> Mayan’s<br />
decline, <strong>the</strong> ruthless king decided that to make things<br />
better and appease <strong>the</strong> gods, he would engage in<br />
massive human sacrifices. Jaguar Paw (Rudy Young<br />
blood) is a young man chosen for sacrifice, but he has<br />
o<strong>the</strong>r ideas and flees <strong>the</strong> kingdom to organize a rebel<br />
army to defeat <strong>the</strong> demented king. Bloody violence<br />
ensues. Rated R<br />
BABEL Written and directed by 21 Grams’ Alejandro<br />
Gonzalez Inarritu, <strong>the</strong> three stories are set in Morocco,<br />
Tunisia, Mexico, and Japan. A tragedy befalls a<br />
married couple portrayed by Brad Pitt and Cate<br />
Blanchett, which sets <strong>of</strong>f a chain <strong>of</strong> mysterious events<br />
as Pitt’s character searches for answers. Rated R<br />
BLOOD DIAMOND A large priceless diamond<br />
be<strong>com</strong>es <strong>the</strong> center <strong>of</strong> a struggle between a farmer, a<br />
smuggler, and a syndicate <strong>of</strong> businessmen trying to<br />
lay <strong>the</strong>ir hands on it. Leonardo DiCaprio co-stars with<br />
Daimon Hounsou with Jennifer Connelly in this action<br />
adventure story. Rated R<br />
BORAT Shot as a mockumentary, Sacha Baron<br />
Cohen assumes <strong>the</strong> character <strong>of</strong> a journalist from<br />
Kazakhstan who is dispatched to <strong>the</strong> United states to<br />
report on <strong>the</strong> greatest country in <strong>the</strong> world. Halfway<br />
into his travels, Borat be<strong>com</strong>es more interested in<br />
locating and marrying Pamela Anderson. He even does<br />
interviews in character–a ploy that real journalists<br />
hate. Rated R<br />
CASINO ROYALE There’s a new Bond in town,<br />
and he’s rough, tough, and macho–Daniel Craig.<br />
Filmmaker Martin Campbell began this new Bond<br />
picture like <strong>the</strong> last 20 movies had never been made. It<br />
worked! Craig is <strong>the</strong> best Bond yet–chiseled, powerful,<br />
and sexy. He kills with<strong>out</strong> hesitation, teams with <strong>the</strong><br />
beautiful Vesper Lynd (Eva Green) and wears today’s<br />
fashions. In this scenario, Bond is tasked with his first<br />
mission from Q (Judi Dench). He must stop a financial<br />
backer <strong>of</strong> terrorism from winning a high stakes poker<br />
game in <strong>the</strong> Bahamas. Rated PG-13<br />
(continued on pg 8)<br />
6 december 14-20, 2006 | entertaining u newspaper<br />
pursuit <strong>of</strong> happyness<br />
movie review<br />
by Rick gRant rickgrant01@<strong>com</strong>cast.net<br />
A PG-13 117 min<br />
Due to circumstances beyond one’s control,<br />
anyone can end up broke and on <strong>the</strong> streets. Bad<br />
things happen to good people. This remarkable scenario<br />
chronicles <strong>the</strong> true story <strong>of</strong> Christopher Gardner,<br />
(Will Smith) who, due to a series <strong>of</strong> unfortunate<br />
events, ended up living in a homeless shelter with<br />
his son, Christopher, (Jaden Christopher Syre Smith)<br />
while he served a no-salary internship with Dean<br />
Witter in <strong>the</strong> early 1980s.<br />
Indeed, most people would have sunk into a<br />
depressed state living under Gardner’s crushing<br />
circumstances. However, <strong>the</strong> hook <strong>of</strong> screenwriter<br />
Steven Conrad’s premise is Gardner’s amazing resilience<br />
and positive attitude against all odds. More<br />
significantly, Gardner believed in his abilities and<br />
was dedicated to his goal <strong>of</strong> be<strong>com</strong>ing a Wall Street<br />
trader.<br />
None<strong>the</strong>less, once Gardner began his downward<br />
spiral, it was an unstoppable runaway train.<br />
Yet, he fought it every inch <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> way, and persevered.<br />
When he couldn’t make an appointment because<br />
<strong>of</strong> some unforseen setback, he always made<br />
it right by apologizing and being charming. Gardner’s<br />
struggles through his darkest days is an inspiring<br />
story that illustrates <strong>the</strong> power <strong>of</strong> positive thinking<br />
and faith in one’s abilities. He was not going to be<br />
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beaten by his streak <strong>of</strong> bad luck, no matter what it<br />
took or how hard he had to work. Gardner was going<br />
to fulfill his destiny, or die trying.<br />
Will Smith’s portrayal <strong>of</strong> Gardner is <strong>the</strong> best<br />
since his Ali characterization. He draws <strong>the</strong> viewer<br />
into his misfortune with<strong>out</strong> losing his dignity. His incredible<br />
determination in <strong>the</strong> face <strong>of</strong> disaster serves<br />
as an archetype for challenging situations. Gardner<br />
was forced to live in a cheap motel. He was evicted<br />
from his motel room for lack <strong>of</strong> payment. His only<br />
option left was to get in line for a homeless shelter<br />
that quickly filled up every day. To pacify his son,<br />
he cleverly made <strong>the</strong>ir homelessness into a game,<br />
drawing on his son’s imagination.<br />
Gardner struggled on with his internship and<br />
studied for his brokerage license, <strong>of</strong>ten staying up all<br />
night. By now, he was making significant sales and<br />
impressing his bosses. But <strong>the</strong>y would choose only<br />
one candidate from his intern group, so he had to do<br />
well in every part <strong>of</strong> his job, including a high score<br />
on <strong>the</strong> test for his license.<br />
Smith as Gardner spends much <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> shoot<br />
running for buses, appointments, and to work. His<br />
wife, a <strong>com</strong>plaining bitch, left him and her son to<br />
move to NYC. Gardner had invested his life saving<br />
in a new bone density machine business, selling<br />
<strong>the</strong> machines to doctors. But it was a hard sell<br />
since it was not much better than an x-ray. So, his<br />
only in<strong>com</strong>e during his internship was selling <strong>the</strong>se<br />
machines in his spare time. When he couldn’t sell a<br />
machine he sold his blood for money to eat and feed<br />
his son. One night <strong>the</strong>y couldn’t get into <strong>the</strong> homeless<br />
shelter, so he and his son slept on <strong>the</strong> floor <strong>of</strong> a<br />
bathroom. Remarkably, Gardner never <strong>com</strong>plained,<br />
he adjusted to <strong>the</strong> rapidly changing situations with<br />
philosophical acceptance.<br />
Jaden Smith, Will’s son in real life, turned<br />
in a remarkable performance for his age. He had<br />
convincing chemistry with his fa<strong>the</strong>r as <strong>the</strong>y ran<br />
around <strong>the</strong> city desperately trying to sell his bone<br />
density machines. Will Smith pulled <strong>of</strong>f an inspired<br />
performance which audiences will embrace. Given<br />
his character’s dire circumstances, Smith’s sense <strong>of</strong><br />
dignity and purpose characterizing Gardner was an<br />
Oscar worthy showcase for this ac<strong>com</strong>plished actor.<br />
Ultimately, this is one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> greatest rags to<br />
riches true stories to ever be adapted to screen.<br />
Three important factors led to Gardner’s success.<br />
First, he had faith in himself, never losing sight <strong>of</strong><br />
his goal despite <strong>the</strong> setbacks. Second, he projected<br />
a positive attitude which overcame all <strong>the</strong> negative<br />
energy directed his way. And third, Gardner never<br />
lost his cool. He was always charming, and won<br />
over his bosses at Dean Witter. This is an uplifting<br />
film to see during this silly season. And, <strong>the</strong>re was<br />
never a holiday reference to schlock up <strong>the</strong> scenario.<br />
More importantly, <strong>the</strong> film never drifts into maudlin<br />
sappiness.
seen. heard. noted. and quoted.<br />
Poor LittLe rich GirL Busted<br />
Charges will not be filed against Nicole Richie Tuesday, after<br />
she was arrested Monday on suspicion <strong>of</strong> DUI. A Feb. 7 hearing<br />
has been tentatively set in <strong>the</strong> case, assuming charges are<br />
eventually filed. “This is a difficult time for Nicole but she is<br />
prepared to accept whatever responsibility is appropriate,”<br />
Richie’s attorney, Howard Weitzman, said in a statement. Is<br />
this her idea <strong>of</strong> nutrition?<br />
don’t Mess with eveL<br />
Evel Knievel is suing Kanye West, claiming <strong>the</strong> rapper ripped <strong>of</strong>f<br />
his signature look in <strong>the</strong> video for “Touch <strong>the</strong> Sky,” in which a<br />
red, white, and blue jumpsuit-clad West, using <strong>the</strong> handle “Evel<br />
Kanyevel,” attempts (and fails) to ride a rocket over a gorge,<br />
<strong>the</strong> Smoking Gun reports. Kayne is not fit to shine Evel’s shoes,<br />
much less wear his costume.<br />
seLf iMPortance squared<br />
Leonardo DiCaprio faced <strong>of</strong>f against himself in <strong>the</strong> Best Actor category at <strong>the</strong> 12th Annual Critics Choice<br />
Awards for his work in Blood Diamond and The Departed, marking <strong>the</strong> first time in <strong>the</strong> history <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
awards that any actor has been doubly nominated. The awards are set to be handed <strong>out</strong> Jan. 11.<br />
suddenLy anGeLina swooned<br />
In an interview in January’s Vogue, excerpted by USA<br />
Today, Angelina Jolie admitted that she began to fall for<br />
Brad Pitt on <strong>the</strong> set <strong>of</strong> Mr. and Mrs. Smith. (Duh.) While<br />
filming, <strong>the</strong> stars “found this strange friendship and partnership<br />
that kind <strong>of</strong> just suddenly happened. I think a few<br />
months in I realized, God, I can’t wait to get to work,” Jolie<br />
said. Before she was struck with Bradmania she said to <strong>the</strong><br />
media she would never steal ano<strong>the</strong>r woman’s husband.<br />
Right, and before that Brad had expressed his undying devotion<br />
to Jennifer Aniston. Lying sacks <strong>of</strong> celebrity trash.<br />
royaL rock show<br />
Prince William and Harry confirmed <strong>the</strong>y will mark <strong>the</strong> 10th anniversary <strong>of</strong> Princess Diana’s death with a<br />
pop concert at London’s Wembley Stadium on July 1. Artists scheduled to perform include Elton John,<br />
Duran Duran, Joss Stone, Pharrell Williams, and Bryan Ferry. In tribute to Diana’s love for <strong>the</strong>ater and<br />
dance, Andrew Lloyd Webber will perform a medley <strong>of</strong> songs from his shows, and <strong>the</strong> English National<br />
Ballet will appear. What, <strong>the</strong> Pope is not attending?<br />
seven days!–tiMe for a BinGe<br />
“I haven’t had a drink in seven days. Or anything. I’m not even<br />
legal to, so why would I?” Lindsay Lohan said. Hey, <strong>the</strong> girl<br />
needs a f......drink.<br />
Better Late than never<br />
Jada Pinkett Smith donated $1 million to her high school alma<br />
mater, <strong>the</strong> Baltimore School for <strong>the</strong> Arts, in memory <strong>of</strong> her<br />
classmate Tupac Shakur, who was murdered in 1996. It took<br />
her ten years to memorialize Shakur?<br />
Like a roLLinG stone<br />
Rolling Stone named Bob Dylan’s Modern Times <strong>the</strong> Best Album <strong>of</strong><br />
2006 and Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy” <strong>the</strong> Best Single. Yeah, but Gnarls<br />
Barkley is not a <strong>house</strong>hold word.<br />
BaBy interruPts faMiLy feud<br />
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are expecting a baby boy, Spelling,<br />
who is six months pregnant, told People. As previously announced,<br />
<strong>the</strong> baby’s middle name will be Aaron in memory <strong>of</strong> her<br />
fa<strong>the</strong>r. Mommy dearest will not be visiting <strong>the</strong> baby anytime soon.<br />
free Love<br />
A Los Angeles Superior Court judge dismissed three cases against<br />
Courtney Love–one for misdemeanor assault and two for drug possession—after<br />
finding she had successfully <strong>com</strong>pleted drug rehab.<br />
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DECK THE HALLS This mediocre holiday film<br />
involves two feuding neighbors. When Steve Finch<br />
(Mat<strong>the</strong>w Broderick) finds <strong>out</strong> that Buddy Hall (Danny<br />
DeVito) is building <strong>the</strong> mo<strong>the</strong>r <strong>of</strong> all light displays on<br />
his <strong>house</strong>, he goes ballistic. Buddy is stealing Steve’s<br />
thunder as Mr. Christmas. Buddy keeps adding more<br />
and more lights so his display can be seen from a<br />
satellite orbiting in space. Comedic situations ensue.<br />
Rated PG<br />
DÉJÀ VU Denzel Washington stars as an ATF agent<br />
who travels back in time to save a woman from being<br />
murdered. While ac<strong>com</strong>plishing his mission, he falls<br />
in love with his target, which greatly <strong>com</strong>plicates his<br />
mission. Rated PG-13<br />
FLUSHED AWAY This animated film is ab<strong>out</strong> an<br />
uptown rat Roddy (voiced by Huge Jackman) who gets<br />
flushed down <strong>the</strong> toilet from his pent<strong>house</strong> apartment,<br />
ending up in <strong>the</strong> sewers <strong>of</strong> London, where he has to<br />
learn a whole new and different way <strong>of</strong> life. Rated PG<br />
THE FOUNTAIN This stunning art film by Darren<br />
Aron<strong>of</strong>sky has been hailed as a masterpiece by<br />
some pundits and panned as nonsense by o<strong>the</strong>rs. It<br />
involves Tomas, a man who be<strong>com</strong>es immortal by<br />
eating bark from <strong>the</strong> Tree <strong>of</strong> Life. He lives parallel lives<br />
simultaneously. Tomas lives three incarnations. First,<br />
as a Spanish Conquistador on an expedition to find<br />
<strong>the</strong> fountain <strong>of</strong> y<strong>out</strong>h for Queen Isabel (Weisz), <strong>the</strong>n as<br />
<strong>the</strong> doctor married to Izzi and trying to find a cure for<br />
her brain cancer, and finally as an advanced human<br />
living in a bubble adrift in space unable to die to join<br />
his wife on <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r side. For viewers, it’s open to<br />
interpretation. Rated PG-13<br />
HAPPY FEET In <strong>the</strong> close-knit world <strong>of</strong> Emperor<br />
Penguins, <strong>the</strong>y find <strong>the</strong>ir mates through singing. Ah but<br />
a penguin is born who can’t sing a note. So, <strong>the</strong> misfit<br />
Mumbles takes up tap dancing, and soon is banished<br />
from <strong>the</strong>ir <strong>com</strong>munity. He meets a posse <strong>of</strong> <strong>out</strong>casts<br />
and soon <strong>the</strong> whole penguin nation is dancing to <strong>the</strong><br />
oldies. The animated film is voiced by Robin Williams,<br />
Hugh Jackman, Elijah Wood, Nicole Kidman, and<br />
Brittany Murphy. Rated PG<br />
THE HOLIDAY Two women, played by Cameron Diaz<br />
and Kate Winslet, who suffer from romantic difficulties,<br />
swap homes in each o<strong>the</strong>r’s countries. There, each<br />
woman meets <strong>the</strong> man <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir dreams. La de da. Costarring<br />
Jude Law and Jack Black as <strong>the</strong> women’s love<br />
interests. Typical holiday fare Rated PG-13<br />
NATONAL LAMPOON’S VAN WILDER: THE RISE<br />
OF TAJ Kal Penn stars as Taj Mahal Badalandabad<br />
(Van Wilder’s assistant) who leaves Coolidge College<br />
behind for Camford University. There he continues his<br />
education and teaches an uptight student how to make<br />
<strong>the</strong> most <strong>of</strong> his college education by picking up coeds<br />
and drinking beer. Rated R<br />
THE NATIVITY STORY This docudrama, directed by<br />
Ca<strong>the</strong>rine Hardwicke, focuses on <strong>the</strong> life <strong>of</strong> Mary and<br />
Joseph before <strong>the</strong> birth <strong>of</strong> Christ. The screenwriter<br />
endeavored to be Biblically accurate, with fictionalized<br />
dialogue. The couple eventually journey to Bethlehem<br />
under difficult circumstances where Mary gives birth.<br />
Rated PG<br />
THE QUEEN A revealing, witty portrait <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> British<br />
royal family in crisis immediately following <strong>the</strong> death <strong>of</strong><br />
Princess Diana. The setting for this fictional account <strong>of</strong><br />
real events is no less than <strong>the</strong> private chambers <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
Royal Family and <strong>the</strong> British government in <strong>the</strong> wake <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> sudden death <strong>of</strong> Princess Diana in August <strong>of</strong> 1997.<br />
The result is an intimate, yet <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>atically epic, battle<br />
between private and public, responsibility and emotion,<br />
custom and action - as a grieving nation waits to<br />
see what its leaders will do. Starring: Helen Mirren,<br />
(continued on pg 9)<br />
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stripped down epics<br />
aren’t epics<br />
Eragon gets <strong>the</strong> short shrift as a movie<br />
by ERin thuRsby scopes1925@msn.<strong>com</strong><br />
C Rated PG 103 min.<br />
I expected clichés as a matter <strong>of</strong> course in<br />
Eragon, because it’s a fantasy movie, but it felt as<br />
though Hollywood digested <strong>the</strong> book, sucked <strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
marrow and presented it to us with only <strong>the</strong> clichés<br />
intact. Clichés in movies actually aren’t that bad,<br />
provided that <strong>the</strong>y are given weight by <strong>the</strong>ir context<br />
and <strong>the</strong>re aren’t too many <strong>of</strong> <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>. Context is what <strong>the</strong><br />
movie continually lacked. As adaptations go, it was<br />
weak enough that people watching it who hadn’t read<br />
<strong>the</strong> book had <strong>the</strong> distinct impression that something<br />
was missing in a lot <strong>of</strong> places. A great adaptation<br />
doesn’t have that problem, and it is possible to adapt<br />
a story and still keep <strong>the</strong> essence <strong>of</strong> what makes it<br />
great. The screen version <strong>of</strong> The Godfa<strong>the</strong>r left <strong>out</strong><br />
plenty <strong>of</strong> what was in <strong>the</strong> book, but no-one felt cheated<br />
who hadn’t read <strong>the</strong> book. In <strong>the</strong> fantasy genre,<br />
Harry Potter and <strong>the</strong> Sorcerer’s Stone did <strong>the</strong><br />
same, leaving <strong>out</strong> much, but keeping essential<br />
elements to help you understand <strong>the</strong> characters<br />
and <strong>the</strong>ir motives.<br />
I watched as <strong>the</strong> actors in <strong>the</strong> movie<br />
worked so hard, with so little. They couldn’t entirely<br />
save it, not even with Jeremy Irons hitting<br />
every mark and <strong>the</strong> brilliant charm <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> young<br />
Edward Speleers as Eragon. It’s a well-cast<br />
group, but <strong>the</strong> plot, like <strong>the</strong> dragon in it, suddenly<br />
grows at a remarkable rate <strong>of</strong> speed, with very<br />
little explanation. Characters are introduced and<br />
thrust headlong into danger, but we are hardpressed<br />
to care ab<strong>out</strong> <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> because <strong>the</strong>y aren’t<br />
given <strong>the</strong> time to develop or form anything o<strong>the</strong>r<br />
than a superficial relationship with one ano<strong>the</strong>r.<br />
The fault lies not in <strong>the</strong> actors on this point but in<br />
<strong>the</strong> script. It felt more like a series <strong>of</strong> plot points<br />
that had to be covered in a certain period <strong>of</strong><br />
time, than it did a character-driven story. At only<br />
ab<strong>out</strong> an hour and 40 minutes, <strong>the</strong> run time <strong>of</strong><br />
this movie is short. This choice doesn’t make<br />
sense to me, because lovers <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> fantasy<br />
genre have shown that <strong>the</strong>y have patience and<br />
will sit through a movie for more than two hours,<br />
provided it’s a quality film.<br />
One relationship that gets brief development<br />
is <strong>the</strong> one between Roran and Eragon.<br />
Their rough-and-tumble play establishes <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> as<br />
bro<strong>the</strong>rs, even if <strong>the</strong> scene was just meant to show<br />
that Eragon has some previous experience fighting.<br />
There aren’t enough moments like <strong>the</strong>se written in <strong>the</strong><br />
script, in which you <strong>com</strong>e away with a sense <strong>of</strong> what<br />
characters mean to each o<strong>the</strong>r and not just what <strong>the</strong>y<br />
represent in <strong>the</strong> story. That moment between Roran<br />
and Eragon is thrown away, as we never see Roran<br />
again for <strong>the</strong> majority <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> movie.<br />
As Murtaugh, Garrett Hedlund does a great job<br />
<strong>of</strong> portraying a good-hearted rogue, who hates <strong>the</strong><br />
circumstances <strong>of</strong> his birth. He appears <strong>out</strong> <strong>of</strong> nowhere<br />
and his relationship with Eragon isn’t established very<br />
well in script.<br />
Fans <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> book might decry <strong>the</strong> changes made<br />
to <strong>the</strong> character <strong>of</strong> Brom, but in <strong>the</strong> context <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> film,<br />
those changes work, with Jeremy Irons playing <strong>the</strong><br />
part brilliantly. He’s a man <strong>of</strong> little hope who has lost<br />
much. He mentors Eragon in <strong>the</strong> ways <strong>of</strong> <strong>com</strong>bat,<br />
fighting and dragon care. Irons <strong>com</strong>municates <strong>the</strong><br />
inner life <strong>of</strong> Brom through <strong>the</strong> screen, even playing a<br />
hint <strong>of</strong> jealousy as an ex-rider who no longer has a<br />
dragon. Mostly though, you can see that he’s keenly<br />
interested in shaping Eragon, <strong>the</strong> new hope in <strong>the</strong> fight<br />
against King Galbatorix.<br />
Evil in this movie is marked by really long,<br />
ragged and black fingernails. You can tell that King<br />
Galbatorix is supposed to be more evil than his supernatural<br />
henchman Durza because his nails are much<br />
longer and way gnarlier. King Galbatorix is played by<br />
John Malkovich, in a throne room that screams evil<br />
in reds and blacks. Malcovich is bit creepy as <strong>the</strong><br />
malevolent king but I lost all faith in him as a villain<br />
when he sees that Durza has failed in a minor mission<br />
and <strong>the</strong>n proceeds to give him a much larger mission.<br />
Durza (Robert Carlyle) at least kills those that fail him.<br />
How is <strong>the</strong> King scarier? The director and scriptwriters<br />
want us to think he is --hence, <strong>the</strong> fingernails and <strong>the</strong><br />
frightful Durza shrinking from <strong>the</strong> King when Galbatorix<br />
is angry.<br />
Eragon wasn’t all bad-- <strong>the</strong>re are fine moments<br />
when Eragon flies on <strong>the</strong> back <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Saphria, <strong>the</strong><br />
dragon, and also when Saphria first hatches. The<br />
CGI baby dragon was incredibly adorable, even as<br />
it stalked and killed rats. A few wry, good lines are<br />
sprinkled in <strong>the</strong> dialogue and Eragon’s relationship<br />
with his dragon seemed to be one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> most solid<br />
in <strong>the</strong> movie. There’s plenty to entertain kids from<br />
ab<strong>out</strong> seven to twelve, and <strong>the</strong> fight scenes are well<br />
choreographed. Fantasy fans might do well to wait for<br />
<strong>the</strong> DVD.
dragon rider<br />
interview with Ed Speleers <strong>of</strong> Eragaon<br />
by Rick gRant rickgrant01@<strong>com</strong>cast.net<br />
Most young aspiring actors start <strong>the</strong>ir film<br />
careers in forgettable low budget movies and<br />
work <strong>the</strong>ir way up to bigger projects. Eighteen<br />
year old Ed Speleers started his film acting<br />
career in a big budget fantasy movie with high<br />
expectations. If Eragon is a hit, Ed will gain invaluable<br />
exposure that will lead to o<strong>the</strong>r projects<br />
Which means that he will be moving laterally,<br />
instead <strong>of</strong> up or down. All indicators are positive.<br />
Fantasy is a large established market with books,<br />
games, and popular films like <strong>the</strong> Lord <strong>of</strong>f The<br />
Rings franchise.<br />
So, to get <strong>the</strong> skinny on Ed Speleers’<br />
incredible stroke <strong>of</strong> luck being cast in this film,<br />
we chatted via telephone ab<strong>out</strong> his experiences<br />
making this film. Ed is British and he was able to<br />
act in his natural dialect. He can affect a credible<br />
American accent.<br />
“This was an amazing opportunity for me.<br />
I’m dedicated to learning all I can ab<strong>out</strong> acting and<br />
perfecting my craft. I had taken drama in school<br />
and acted in school plays. One day I went into<br />
an open audition for this film, and walked away<br />
thinking, ‘I will never hear from <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> again.’ Later,<br />
<strong>the</strong>y called me back for a final audition and I got<br />
<strong>the</strong> role. The chance to act with Jeremy Irons and<br />
<strong>the</strong> rest <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> cast was exciting– a once and a<br />
lifetime experience. At first it was intimidating, but<br />
<strong>the</strong> director put me at ease <strong>the</strong> first day. I bonded<br />
with Jeremy [Irons] and he taught me so much<br />
valuable knowledge and gave me tips ab<strong>out</strong> my<br />
characterization. He’s a natural teacher. In <strong>the</strong> film,<br />
I’m <strong>the</strong> farm boy Eragon, who finds a dragon egg.<br />
This leads to Eragon be<strong>com</strong>ing a dragon rider to<br />
save <strong>the</strong> empire from an evil king.”<br />
“Making <strong>the</strong> film was physically challenging<br />
since I had to ride a mechanical bull-like device<br />
against blue screen. They swung me through <strong>the</strong><br />
air, around, and upside down. I felt like a fighter<br />
pilot with<strong>out</strong> a plane. It was mostly fun, but <strong>the</strong>re<br />
were many technical problems to work <strong>out</strong>. I tried<br />
to learn as much as I could ab<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> process <strong>of</strong><br />
making this type <strong>of</strong> film as I could. In <strong>the</strong> bluescreen<br />
work, I had to use my imagination to react<br />
to situations that were symbolized by tennis balls.<br />
So that was hard but a necessary learning experi-<br />
ence.”<br />
“Before I got <strong>the</strong> role, I had read Christopher<br />
Paolini’s novel which gave me <strong>the</strong> character’s<br />
background. I read a lot <strong>of</strong> books on all subjects.<br />
This helps me develop as an actor by understanding<br />
characters and motivations. I also read a lot<br />
<strong>of</strong> scripts. I was thrilled to get this opportunity at<br />
such a young age. Now it’s up to me to capitilize<br />
on it by working hard and taking many o<strong>the</strong>r<br />
roles. Right now, I’m concentrating on helping to<br />
promote this film before I worry ab<strong>out</strong> taking on<br />
a new project. I’m going to take roles based on<br />
interesting characters. I just want to keep acting<br />
steadily.”<br />
“Working on this film gave me a greater appreciation<br />
<strong>of</strong> all <strong>the</strong> technicians and o<strong>the</strong>r actors<br />
working on <strong>the</strong> project. Film making is a group effort<br />
involving <strong>the</strong> talents <strong>of</strong> many people. We shot<br />
in various locations in Vancouver, Canada, Hungry,<br />
and Hollywood on Fox 2000 Pictures’ sound stages.<br />
No one treated me like this was my first film.<br />
I had to pull my weight every day. I did get advice<br />
from director Stefen Fangmeier and Jeremy. At<br />
first, I was overwhelmed by <strong>the</strong> scope <strong>of</strong> this film,<br />
but I got into <strong>the</strong> rhythm <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> set very rapidly. I’m<br />
doing <strong>the</strong>se interviews from <strong>the</strong> Shore Club at one<br />
<strong>of</strong> S<strong>out</strong>h Beach’s art-deco hotels. So far, it’s been<br />
a memorable experience,” Ed said.<br />
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THE HOLIDAY (PG13) (11:55 @ $5), 1:00, 3:30, 4:35, 7:00,<br />
7:50, 10:15, 11:00<br />
UNACCOMPANIED MINORS (PG) (11:30 @ $5), 2:05, 4:45,<br />
9:40<br />
NATIONAL LAMPOON’S VAN WILDER: THE RISE OF<br />
TAJ (R) (11:35 @ $5), 5:00, 10:30<br />
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DECK THE HALLS (PG) (11:30 @ $5), 1:55, 4:45, 7:20, 9:45<br />
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HAPPY FEET (PG) (11:05, 11:35 @ $5), 12:05, 1:45, 2:15, 2:45,<br />
4:30, 4:55, 5:30, 7:15, 8:10, 9:55<br />
STRANGER THAN FICTION (PG13) 2:10, 7:45<br />
BORAT (R) 7:05, 9:35<br />
FLUSHED AWAY (PG) (11:25 @ $5), 1:55, 4:25, 10:30<br />
THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE (G)<br />
(11:10 @ $5), 1:45, 4:25, 7:00<br />
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ERAGON (PG) (11:15 @ $5), 12:30, 2:00, 3:00, 4:45, 5:45, 7:30,<br />
8:30, 10:15, 10:55<br />
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APOCALYPTO (R) (11:00 @ $5), 12:35, 1:40, 3:40, 4:50, 7:05,<br />
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DEJA VU (PG13) 12:45, 3:45, 7:05, 8:05, 10:00, 10:50<br />
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Michael Sheen, James Cromwell, Sylvia Syms, Helen<br />
McCrory. Rated PG-13<br />
THE SANTA CLAUSE: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE<br />
Tim Allen will be able to retire on <strong>the</strong>se go<strong>of</strong>y Santa<br />
Clause films. This third movie in <strong>the</strong> series features<br />
Santa a.k.a. Scott Calvin (Tim Allen) who is faced with<br />
double-duty: First, how to keep his new family happy,<br />
and second, how to stop Jack Frost from taking over<br />
Christmas. Rated G<br />
SAW III It’s that voodoo that he do so well. Jigsaw<br />
kidnaps a doctor to keep him alive as he directs his<br />
apprentice to torture a new subject by solving riddles<br />
that keep <strong>the</strong> poor captive alive. It’s <strong>the</strong> ultimate torture<br />
endurance test. Rated R<br />
STRANGER THAN FICTION One morning, a<br />
seemingly average and generally solitary IRS agent<br />
named Harold Crick begins to hear a female voice<br />
narrating his every action. Harold’s carefully controlled<br />
life is turned upside down by this narration only he can<br />
hear, and when <strong>the</strong> voice declares that Harold Crick<br />
is facing imminent death, he realizes he must find <strong>out</strong><br />
who is writing his story and persuade her to change<br />
<strong>the</strong> ending. The voice in Harold’s head turns <strong>out</strong> to be<br />
<strong>the</strong> once celebrated, but now nearly forgotten, novelist<br />
Karen “Kay” Eiffel, who is struggling to find an ending<br />
for what might be her best book. Starring: Will Ferrell,<br />
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Queen Latifah, Emma Thompson,<br />
Dustin H<strong>of</strong>fman. Rated PG-13.<br />
TURISTAS A hapless gaggle <strong>of</strong> young backpackers<br />
have a bus accident, leaving <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> marooned in a<br />
remote Brazilian jungle were a strange being lurks.<br />
Think Alien in <strong>the</strong> jungle. Rated R<br />
UNACCOMPANIED MINORS A gaggle <strong>of</strong><br />
unac<strong>com</strong>panied minors are snowed in at Chicago’s<br />
Airport during <strong>the</strong> holiday season. To amuse<br />
<strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>selves, <strong>the</strong>y create a makeshift holiday. Rated PG<br />
special showings<br />
THE JERK The San Marco Theatre will be showing<br />
Steve Martin in The Jerk along w/pizza in a cup! Dec<br />
15th,16th midnight and <strong>the</strong> 17th at 1pm. Info: 396-<br />
4845.<br />
GRIND2SHINE There will be a screening <strong>of</strong> Duval’s<br />
original Hip Hop Movie, GRIND2SHINE and Concert@<br />
Endo Exo, 224 Kings Ave., Dec 16th, 8pm. Admission<br />
is only $10 and includes your first drink. Info: 396-<br />
7733.<br />
HAPPY FEET at IMAX Happy Feet will be shown at<br />
<strong>the</strong> World Golf Hall <strong>of</strong> Fame IMAX® Theater through<br />
January. Tickets are $10.50 for adults with discounts<br />
for seniors, students, military, children and groups.<br />
The 2D World Golf Hall <strong>of</strong> Fame IMAX® Theater,<br />
located at World Golf Village in St. Augustine, Fla.,<br />
<strong>of</strong>fers state-<strong>of</strong>-<strong>the</strong>-art, specially-designed cinematic<br />
technology. The only IMAX® Theater in Nor<strong>the</strong>ast<br />
Florida, <strong>the</strong> Hall <strong>of</strong> Fame’s 300-seat IMAX® Theater<br />
<strong>house</strong>s an 80-foot-wide by six-story-high. The World<br />
Golf Hall <strong>of</strong> Fame IMAX® Theater is open every day<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> year except Thanksgiving and Christmas. For<br />
tickets and showtimes, call 904-940-IMAX or visit<br />
www.wgv.<strong>com</strong>. Holiday Favorites “The Polar Express”<br />
and “Santa vs. <strong>the</strong> Snowman” are also showing at <strong>the</strong><br />
World Golf Hall <strong>of</strong> Fame IMAX® Theater.<br />
AMERICAN HARDCORE This gritty documentary<br />
directed and produced by Paul Rachman, chronicles<br />
<strong>the</strong> history <strong>of</strong> American punk rock from 1980 to 1986.<br />
It was written by Steven Blush and stars <strong>the</strong> real<br />
players in this rock’n’roll saga. Rated R. San Marco<br />
Theatre, Dec. Dec 29th, 30th Midnight 31 st at 1 pm.<br />
Info: 396-4845.<br />
eujacksonville.<strong>com</strong> | december 14-20, 2006 9
apocalypto<br />
movie review<br />
by Rick gRant rickgrant01@<strong>com</strong>cast.net<br />
A Rated R 137 min<br />
Mel Gibson again pulled <strong>of</strong>f ano<strong>the</strong>r filmmaking<br />
masterwork <strong>of</strong> visceral action and primal energy,<br />
exploring <strong>the</strong> Mayan civilization in decline in <strong>the</strong><br />
months before <strong>the</strong> Spaniards landed in search <strong>of</strong><br />
gold and riches. The story is seen through <strong>the</strong> eyes<br />
<strong>of</strong> Gibson’s protagonist, Jaguar Paw (Rudy Youngblood)<br />
who lives deep in <strong>the</strong> forest with his wife and<br />
child, far away from <strong>the</strong> Mayan city. His life is happy<br />
and carefree, but in a key scene, while <strong>out</strong> with a<br />
hunting party, he sees a bedraggled group <strong>of</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r<br />
natives passing through <strong>the</strong> forest with fear in <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
eyes. It’s his first experience with <strong>the</strong> emotion <strong>of</strong><br />
fear.<br />
It’s an ominous omen <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> terrible terror to<br />
<strong>com</strong>e. The powerful king <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Mayan city has gone<br />
mad with blood lust under <strong>the</strong> guise <strong>of</strong> appeasing<br />
<strong>the</strong> gods with massive human sacrifices. It’s <strong>the</strong><br />
only way he can hang on to power as <strong>the</strong> population<br />
starves from a terrible famine. To feed his bloodlust,<br />
he sends his warriors into <strong>the</strong> forest to capture innocent<br />
natives to be brought back to <strong>the</strong> city to be<br />
sacrificed in a bloody ritual.<br />
The characters speak <strong>the</strong> native Mayan language<br />
with English subtitles, which doesn’t distract<br />
from <strong>the</strong> action on <strong>the</strong> screen. The forest natives are<br />
portrayed as peace-loving people who play practical<br />
jokes on one ano<strong>the</strong>r for amusement. They have<br />
no idea <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> horror to <strong>com</strong>e as <strong>the</strong>y live happily<br />
with plenty <strong>of</strong> game to eat. Gibson took <strong>the</strong> time to<br />
develop <strong>the</strong>se characters so <strong>the</strong> audience would care<br />
ab<strong>out</strong> <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> when <strong>the</strong> Mayan king’s reign <strong>of</strong> terror<br />
hits <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>.<br />
10 december 14-20, 2006 | entertaining u newspaper<br />
Jaguar Paw’s tribe is a peace-loving group who<br />
are not warriors. So when <strong>the</strong> Mayan king’s army invades<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir village, <strong>the</strong>y are easily killed or captured,<br />
despite <strong>the</strong>ir bravery. The kings’ warrior leader Zero<br />
Wolf (Raul Trujillo), who is decorated with human<br />
jaws, and his sadistic henchman, Snake Ink (Rodolfo<br />
Palacios), see <strong>the</strong> fire in Jaguar Paw’s eyes. When<br />
he reveals his fa<strong>the</strong>r to <strong>the</strong> warriors, Snake Ink kills<br />
Paw’s fa<strong>the</strong>r in front <strong>of</strong> him to torture his soul.<br />
Before <strong>the</strong> warriors overrun <strong>the</strong> village, Jaguar<br />
Paw is able to hide his family in a deep hole in <strong>the</strong><br />
ground. He promises <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> he will return for <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>.<br />
But he is captured and tied to a long pole with his<br />
fellow villagers. The entire population <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> village<br />
is marched through <strong>the</strong> jungle tied to <strong>the</strong>se poles<br />
through treacherous mountain passes and river<br />
rapids. It’s a death march. The lucky ones die before<br />
<strong>the</strong>y know <strong>the</strong>ir fate in <strong>the</strong> city.<br />
Gibson has brilliantly captured <strong>the</strong> Mayan civilization<br />
in its downward spiral. Its once mighty city<br />
is dying as people desperately try to fathom what’s<br />
happening to <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>. Surely, if enough people are<br />
sacrificed, <strong>the</strong> gods will help <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> <strong>out</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir nightmare?<br />
But <strong>the</strong>y face an even greater enemy than<br />
famine when <strong>the</strong> Spaniards appear bringing <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
European diseases and terror.<br />
The premise is ab<strong>out</strong> how civilization can reach<br />
a zenith and <strong>the</strong>n, for whatever reason–disease,<br />
famine, or internal conflicts–begin to decline. For<br />
Jaguar Paw, he seeks to save his family and return<br />
to <strong>the</strong> forest to lead a simple but happy life. Imagine<br />
his shock when he and his fellow captives lay eyes<br />
on <strong>the</strong> Mayan city, its pyramids, white-dust-coveredstone<br />
workers, and an idle wealthy class. He is overwhelmed<br />
by its majesty, but he quickly understands<br />
that he and his tribe are going to be sacrificed.<br />
During <strong>the</strong> tribe’s march to <strong>the</strong> city, <strong>the</strong>y encounter<br />
a little girl–a mystical prophet who warms<br />
<strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir immediate future. Zero Wolf takes her<br />
prophecy as a bad sign <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir impeding doom. Jaguar<br />
Paw takes it as a sign he might get his chance<br />
to escape and go back to save his family. But time<br />
is running <strong>out</strong>, and <strong>the</strong> rainy season is near, which<br />
means <strong>the</strong> hole his family is in will fill up with water.<br />
To make matters worse, Paw’s wife is ready to give<br />
birth.<br />
Gibson has created ano<strong>the</strong>r epic magnum opus<br />
that grabs <strong>the</strong> viewer and never lets <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> go. Its<br />
adrenaline-pumping excitement, painted with a broad<br />
strokes <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> sophistication <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Mayan civilization,<br />
is a backdrop to Jaguar Paw’s race through<br />
<strong>the</strong> jungle with Zero Wolf hot on his tail. The new<br />
beginning has <strong>com</strong>e at a high price for Jaguar Paw<br />
and his tribe. Like <strong>the</strong> universe itself, <strong>the</strong> world is in<br />
continuous flux.<br />
Adv. Tix on Sale NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM (PG) ★<br />
Sneak Preview: WE ARE MARSHALL (PG) DIG 700<br />
CHARLOTTE'S WEB (G) DIG★ (1110 1140 200 230) 440 510<br />
720 750 1000 1030 1240<br />
ERAGON (PG) DIG★ (1155 1245 230) 330 505 645 740 930<br />
1015 1200<br />
PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS (PG-13) DIG★ (1030 100 130) 400<br />
430 700 730 950 1020 1235<br />
UNACCOMPANIED MINORS (PG) DIG (1035 105) 335 950 1215<br />
THE HOLIDAY (PG-13) DIG (1015 1115 145 220) 500 710 805<br />
1005 1110<br />
APOCALYPTO (R) - ID REQ'D DIG (1000 1100 115 245) 445<br />
705 800 1010 1115<br />
BLOOD DIAMOND (R) - ID REQ'D DIG (1045 1145 205) 325 515<br />
700 820 1025 1130<br />
THE NATIVITY STORY (PG) DIG (1220) 340 645 920 1205<br />
DEJA VU (PG-13) DIG (1205) 310 655 1000<br />
DECK THE HALLS (PG) DIG (1040 150) 435 725 1035<br />
CASINO ROYALE (PG-13) DIG (1200) 315 650 1015<br />
HAPPY FEET (PG) DIG (1020 110) 405 715 955<br />
BORAT (R) - ID REQ'D DIG (1215 240) 520 745 1030<br />
SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE (G) DIG (1005<br />
1250) 345 630 915 1150<br />
Adv. Tix on Sale WE ARE MARSHALL (PG) ★<br />
Adv. Tix on Sale NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM (PG) ★<br />
ERAGON (PG) DIG★ (1210 110 240) 435 515 710 740 945<br />
1015<br />
CHARLOTTE'S WEB (G) DIG★ (1200 1230 230) 440 510 720<br />
750 1000 1030<br />
PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS (PG-13) DIG★ (100 130) 400 430<br />
700 730 950 1020<br />
OC & DA: THE HOLIDAY (PG-13) DIG 425<br />
UNACCOMPANIED MINORS (PG) DIG (1250) 345 725 935<br />
THE HOLIDAY (PG-13) DIG (1215 120) 740 955 1045<br />
APOCALYPTO (R) - ID REQ'D DIG (1210) 340 735 1035<br />
BLOOD DIAMOND (R) - ID REQ'D DIG (1225 335) 655 1035<br />
THE NATIVITY STORY (PG) DIG (1245) 455 800 1030<br />
DEJA VU (PG-13) DIG (1235) 355 745 1040<br />
DECK THE HALLS (PG) DIG (1255) 405 640 940<br />
CASINO ROYALE (PG-13) DIG (1205) 330 705 1025<br />
HAPPY FEET (PG) (115) 445 715 1005<br />
BORAT (R) - ID REQ'D DIG 645 1010<br />
SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE (G) DIG (105) 410<br />
THE QUEEN (PG-13) DIG 415 650<br />
AMERICAN HARDCORE (R) - ID REQ'D DIG (1220 245) 520<br />
755 1015<br />
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new on dvd<br />
Barnyard- The Original ParTy animals<br />
(90 min.)<br />
When <strong>the</strong> farmer’s away, all <strong>the</strong> animals play ...<br />
and sing, and dance. When <strong>the</strong> leader <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> barnyard,<br />
a cow named Ben (Sam Elliot), is killed by a<br />
pack <strong>of</strong> vicious coyotes, it’s up to Ben’s adopted<br />
son Otis (Kevin James) to protect <strong>the</strong> farm. Rated<br />
PG for some mild peril and rude humor.<br />
The ChrOniCles Of narnia: The liOn, The<br />
WiTCh and The WardrOBe - Four-Disc Extended<br />
Edition (143 min.)<br />
Based on <strong>the</strong> classic novel by C.S. Lewis, four<br />
British children find a magical wardrobe which<br />
leads to a mystical land called Narnia. Supplements<br />
include an extended version <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> film,<br />
audio <strong>com</strong>mentary with <strong>the</strong> filmmakers and cast,<br />
making <strong>of</strong> featurettes, a feature-length C.S. Lewis<br />
documentary and much much more. Rated PG for<br />
battle sequences and frightening moments.<br />
full hOuse- The Complete Fifth Season (609<br />
min.)<br />
Single fa<strong>the</strong>r and radio deejay Danny (Bob Saget)<br />
raises three girls with <strong>the</strong> help <strong>of</strong> his bro<strong>the</strong>r-in-law<br />
Jesse (John Stamos), an aspiring rock star, and<br />
best friend Joey (Dave Coulier), a budding standup<br />
<strong>com</strong>ic, in this long-running family sit<strong>com</strong> that<br />
launched <strong>the</strong> careers <strong>of</strong> Saget and Mary-Kate and<br />
Ashley Olsen. This box set is not rated.<br />
The devil Wears Prada (109 min.)<br />
Naïve aspiring journalist Andy Sachs (Anne Hathaway)<br />
finds herself in a sticky situation when she<br />
takes a job as an assistant to demanding fashion<br />
editor Miranda Priestley (Meryl Streep). Rated<br />
PG-13 for some sensuality.<br />
maTerial girls (97 min.)<br />
Ava and Tanzie Marchetta (Haylie and Hilary Duff)<br />
are <strong>the</strong> faces <strong>of</strong> Marchetta Facial Products but<br />
when a rumor circulates that <strong>the</strong>ir products cause<br />
cancer, <strong>the</strong> girls’ stock plummets and <strong>the</strong>y’re left<br />
with<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir credit cards. The duo must unite and<br />
disprove <strong>the</strong> accusations in order to save <strong>the</strong> image<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir fa<strong>the</strong>r. In <strong>the</strong> process Ava and Tanzie<br />
must learn humility and sincerity through <strong>the</strong> conduit<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir loss <strong>of</strong> funds and fortune. Rated PG<br />
for language and rude humor.<br />
Talladega nighTs: The Ballad Of riCky<br />
BOBBy (108 min.)<br />
NASCAR stock car racing sensation Ricky Bobby<br />
(Will Ferrell) is a national hero because <strong>of</strong> his “win<br />
at all costs” approach. When flamboyant French<br />
Formula One driver Jean Girard (Sacha Baron<br />
Cohen) challenges him for <strong>the</strong> supremacy <strong>of</strong> NAS-<br />
CAR, Ricky Bobby must face his own demons and<br />
fight Girard for <strong>the</strong> right to be known as racing’s<br />
top driver. Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor,<br />
language, drug references and brief <strong>com</strong>ic<br />
violence.<br />
WOrld Trade CenTer (129 min.)<br />
Oliver Stone pays tribute to <strong>the</strong> Americans at<br />
ground zero in his dramatization <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> true<br />
story <strong>of</strong> two Port Authority policemen (Nicholas<br />
Cage and Michael Peña) trapped in <strong>the</strong> rubble<br />
on September 11, 2001 after going in to rescue<br />
survivors. Maria Bello and Maggie Gyllenhaal play<br />
<strong>the</strong> wives awaiting news and Stephen Dorff, Jay<br />
Hernandez, and Michael Shannon co-star. Rated<br />
PG-13 for intense and emotional content, some<br />
disturbing images and language.<br />
12 december 14-20, 2006 | entertaining u newspaper<br />
idlewild<br />
<strong>out</strong>kast’s movie now on dvd<br />
by kellie abraHamSoN KAbrahamson1@aol.<strong>com</strong><br />
Atlanta hip-hop duo OutKast has spent over a<br />
decade changing <strong>the</strong> musical landscape with <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
experimental approach to <strong>the</strong> genre. After dominating<br />
<strong>the</strong> music world, <strong>the</strong> next natural step is, <strong>of</strong> course,<br />
Hollywood. The pair joins forces for <strong>the</strong> first time on<br />
<strong>the</strong> silver screen in Idlewild, a movie musical which<br />
takes place in Prohibition-era Georgia. Idlewild is<br />
now available on DVD.<br />
After spending most <strong>of</strong> his life under <strong>the</strong><br />
watchful eye <strong>of</strong> his overly protective fa<strong>the</strong>r (Ben<br />
Vereen), Percival Jenkins (Andre Benjamin- a.k.a.<br />
Andre 3000) is ready to say goodbye to <strong>the</strong> small<br />
town <strong>of</strong> Idlewild, Georgia. A mortician at <strong>the</strong> family<br />
business by day and a pianist at “Church” a local<br />
speakeasy by night, Percival is a s<strong>of</strong>t-spoken man<br />
who keeps to himself even in <strong>the</strong> spotlight. His longtime<br />
best friend, Rooster (Antwan A. Patton- a.k.a.<br />
Big Boi), is <strong>the</strong> exact opposite. Rooster is <strong>the</strong> club’s<br />
most popular singer and, as a result, he’s be<strong>com</strong>e<br />
<strong>the</strong> right hand man to club owner “Sunshine” Ace<br />
(Faizon Love). Rooster finds himself in more trouble<br />
than he bargained for when he is forced to take over<br />
Church after Ace is murdered by <strong>the</strong> mob. Balancing<br />
his duties at <strong>the</strong> club, his growing debt to mob boss<br />
Trumpy (Terrence Howard), and his responsibilities<br />
at home be<strong>com</strong>es troublesome for <strong>the</strong> normally<br />
carefree young man. Meanwhile, Percival be<strong>com</strong>es<br />
acquainted with a beautiful singer named Angel Davenport<br />
(Paula Patton), a young woman with secrets<br />
in her past and dreams <strong>of</strong> stardom in her head. The<br />
two grow close during her time in Idlewild and Percival<br />
slowly be<strong>com</strong>es <strong>the</strong> man he has always wanted<br />
to be. Idlewild also stars Malinda Williams, Cicely<br />
Tyson, Macy Gray, Patti LaBelle and Ving Rhames.<br />
Winners <strong>of</strong> six Grammy Awards, OutKast has<br />
sold over 20 million copies <strong>of</strong> its eight releases,<br />
making <strong>the</strong> group one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> most successful hiphop<br />
groups <strong>of</strong> all time. The move from music to film<br />
began in 1998 when <strong>the</strong> duo discussed creating a<br />
semi-autobiographical 1930s period musical with<br />
an all-black cast. Collaborating with long-time friend<br />
and music video director Bryan Barber, <strong>the</strong> trio came<br />
up with Idlewild and managed to sell worldwide distribution<br />
rights to Universal Pictures in September <strong>of</strong><br />
2005. The film and a <strong>com</strong>panion soundtrack album<br />
were released ab<strong>out</strong> a year later to mixed reviews.<br />
The Idlewild DVD was released last week and<br />
contains very few bonus features. A deleted scene<br />
revolving around <strong>the</strong> “Rooster” storyline made it<br />
onto <strong>the</strong> disc along with a deleted song from <strong>the</strong> film<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> “Percival” side <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> tale. Two music videos<br />
also made <strong>the</strong> cut, one for Morris Brown by Big Boi<br />
<strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r for “Idlewild Blue” by Andre 3000. The disc<br />
is o<strong>the</strong>rwise bare, leaving me to wonder if a doubledip<br />
is in <strong>the</strong> future or if fans will have to go <strong>the</strong> rest<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir lives with<strong>out</strong> at least an audio <strong>com</strong>mentary<br />
from charismatic rap duo.<br />
Because I have long been a fan <strong>of</strong> OutKast and<br />
have a deep love for musicals, I have a s<strong>of</strong>t spot for<br />
Idlewild. The music and choreography are breathtaking<br />
and <strong>the</strong> two leads, more accustomed to being<br />
behind a microphone than in front <strong>of</strong> a camera, do<br />
an adequate job with <strong>the</strong>ir characters. Cameos by<br />
Patti LaBelle and Macy Gray are both wel<strong>com</strong>e and<br />
amusing given <strong>the</strong>ir diva roles. First time film director<br />
Bryan Barber fills every scene with camera tricks,<br />
making it more like a music video than a feature<br />
film, which is actually a good thing. Each scene<br />
is pleasing to <strong>the</strong> eye and innovative, leaving <strong>the</strong><br />
viewer wanting more even though <strong>the</strong> story itself is<br />
pedestrian at best. Barber, who also wrote <strong>the</strong> script,<br />
left much to be desired in this tale, which is predictable<br />
and lacking clear focus a great deal <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> time.<br />
Because <strong>the</strong> visuals are so stunning, so stylish and<br />
energetic, it’s easy to forgive <strong>the</strong> lack <strong>of</strong> plot cohesion<br />
and originality. All that said, I cannot, in clear<br />
conscience, re<strong>com</strong>mend this film to <strong>the</strong> general<br />
viewing public. Those who are fans <strong>of</strong> OutKast’s music<br />
and are familiar with Andre Benjamin’s film repertoire<br />
will no doubt be pleased with <strong>the</strong> film. Fans<br />
<strong>of</strong> Baz Luhrmann, who technically had nothing to<br />
do with <strong>the</strong> film but clearly inspired Barber with his<br />
tendency toward anachronism, will also find Idlewild<br />
entertaining and will be reminded <strong>of</strong> Luhrmann’s<br />
Oscar winning film Moulin Rouge. Those who have<br />
no attachment to <strong>the</strong> above and like <strong>the</strong>ir period<br />
pieces accurate in time and space should probably<br />
steer clear <strong>of</strong> this film.<br />
While Idlewild is admittedly not for everyone,<br />
<strong>the</strong> film has much to <strong>of</strong>fer and gives moviegoers a<br />
glimpse at what could very well be <strong>the</strong> future <strong>of</strong> filmmaking,<br />
<strong>the</strong> lack <strong>of</strong> a solid script notwithstanding.<br />
Still, this is one movie that cannot be blind-bought.<br />
Rent Idlewild and make sure it’s your cup <strong>of</strong> tea before<br />
purchasing.
tv for <strong>the</strong> new year<br />
noteworthy new & returning shows<br />
by Rick gRant rickgrant01@<strong>com</strong>cast.net<br />
The fall television season left its mark on <strong>the</strong><br />
vast TV landscape with some high quality product<br />
launching on both <strong>the</strong> alphabet networks and <strong>the</strong><br />
cable channels. HBO remained <strong>the</strong> bastion <strong>of</strong> cutting<br />
edge writing with Rome and The Wire replacing<br />
The Sopranos, which is <strong>com</strong>ing back in January,<br />
2007 for its final run. Rome also returns January<br />
14th with new Senatorial intrigue, which is not that<br />
much different from our present day legislative<br />
machinations. Of course, back <strong>the</strong>n, unpopular<br />
Senators were murdered.<br />
Showtime upped <strong>the</strong> ante on its high standards<br />
by <strong>com</strong>ing on strong this fall with Weeds, Dexter,<br />
Bro<strong>the</strong>rhood, and its magnum opus, Sleeper Cell: An<br />
American Terror, running now with all eight episodes<br />
available on Showtime’s On-demand. Weeds and<br />
Bro<strong>the</strong>rhood return midseason in 2007.<br />
Many mid-season replacement shows on <strong>the</strong><br />
alphabet networks that were launched in <strong>the</strong> fall<br />
schedule were axed with extreme prejudice, but<br />
many <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> much anticipated shows made <strong>the</strong> cut<br />
and will be back in 2007, including Fox’s Hell’s<br />
Kitchen, So You Think You Can Dance. SC-Fi’s nutty<br />
Eureka & Who Wants to Be A Superhero will return<br />
in 2007. Get your tights ready for that go<strong>of</strong>y show.<br />
A strong contender, USA has renewed its tour<br />
de force show Monk, which opens with a black<br />
& white episode December 22nd <strong>the</strong>n <strong>the</strong> same<br />
season opener will be broadcast in color with an<br />
Internet interactive feature. Yes, we will be seeing<br />
more Internet and television interactions as <strong>the</strong> two<br />
mediums are headed for a marriage in <strong>the</strong> near<br />
future. Also, like-it-or-hate-it, Psych returns to <strong>the</strong><br />
USA schedule in January. HBO’s popular Entourage<br />
has been renewed for its 4 th season and my favorite<br />
show, Curb Your Enthusiasm has been picked up for<br />
a new season in 2007. And we thought Larry David<br />
had retired! Well, he doesn’t need <strong>the</strong> money.<br />
Denis Leary’s brilliant series Rescue Me<br />
returns in January with new episodes. TNT’s sleeper<br />
hit, The Closer just premiered a new season that will<br />
go through January and February 2007. And just<br />
when viewers have had enough <strong>of</strong> Nicole Richie and<br />
Paris Hilton, <strong>the</strong> two anorexic pr<strong>of</strong>essional celebrities<br />
will return in a new season <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> “barfathon,” The<br />
Simple Life.<br />
Bravo has some intriguing choices for January<br />
2007 with <strong>the</strong> return <strong>of</strong> Top Chef with fresh meat on<br />
season 2 currently running on Wednesday nights at<br />
10:00 pm into 2007. Real Housewives premieres its<br />
2 nd season on January 16, 2007.<br />
Also brewing up a spicy gumbo, Bravo<br />
launches Top Design, which is home design concept<br />
modeled from <strong>the</strong> reality shows like Project Runway<br />
and o<strong>the</strong>r such <strong>com</strong>petition series. Hosted by Todd<br />
Oldham, <strong>the</strong> show will premiere on January 31 st<br />
10 ItEms or lEss<br />
EntouragE<br />
following <strong>the</strong> second season finale <strong>of</strong> Top Chef<br />
and <strong>the</strong>n it will move to its regular 10:00 pm ET<br />
time slot <strong>the</strong> following week. The show will take 12<br />
new interior designers, artists, and architects from<br />
around <strong>the</strong> country, stick <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> in a swanky West<br />
Hollywood l<strong>of</strong>t and pit <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> against each o<strong>the</strong>r. The<br />
challenges will showcase <strong>the</strong>ir creativity, aes<strong>the</strong>tic<br />
sensibilities, and conflict management skills. It’s<br />
<strong>the</strong> season <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> witch with cattiness, and <strong>the</strong> bitch<br />
<strong>com</strong>ing <strong>out</strong> <strong>of</strong> both <strong>the</strong> men and women. Ouch!<br />
That bastard cable stepchild, Ted Turner’s<br />
original claim-to-fame channel, TBS is finally<br />
producing two new original series that run into<br />
January 2007, instead <strong>of</strong> just running syndicated<br />
shows and movies. My Boys runs Tuesdays at 10:00<br />
pm. The <strong>com</strong>edy is ab<strong>out</strong> a young woman being one<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> guys doing guy things like playing poker, pickup<br />
s<strong>of</strong>tball games, watching sports or just hanging<br />
<strong>out</strong> at a favorite bar. This overgrown tomboy is P.J.<br />
Franklin played by Jordana Spiro. She is a sports<br />
reporter for <strong>the</strong> Chicago Sun Times. Amazingly, she<br />
has managed to get her guy pals to treat her like one<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> boys. The thing is, <strong>the</strong>y don’t notice that she’s<br />
beautiful, sexy, and would like to be noticed as a<br />
woman, not just a guy with makeup.<br />
The o<strong>the</strong>r TBS <strong>com</strong>edy series is 10 Items<br />
or Less. The premise <strong>com</strong>bines scripted and<br />
improvisational elements. The series goes behind <strong>the</strong><br />
scenes at a family owned supermarket being run by<br />
a host <strong>of</strong> kooky characters. The show runs Mondays<br />
at 11:00 pm ET.<br />
Yes, it’s a brave new TV landscape <strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong>re<br />
with many choices. With <strong>the</strong> advent <strong>of</strong> DVRs, show<br />
webcasts on <strong>the</strong> Internet, and On-demand, you can<br />
watch any show anytime you want. Now <strong>the</strong> viewer<br />
schedules his or her own programming.<br />
video games<br />
by noRm stovall normstovall@gmail.<strong>com</strong><br />
tom ClanCy’s raInbow sIx: VEgas<br />
For Xbox 360<br />
The newest installment <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Rainbow Six franchise takes us to <strong>the</strong> land <strong>of</strong> glowing lights, legalized<br />
gambling, and legalized prostitution. Although tactically, you generally don’t get to interact with <strong>the</strong><br />
Las Vegas environment <strong>the</strong> way most big spenders do-you are here to fight terrorists. Using all <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
military expertise and cutting edge equipment you can carry, your job is to lead a highly skilled team<br />
into battle, sneaking from here to <strong>the</strong>re, taking cover, and using context clues to <strong>out</strong>smart <strong>the</strong> enemy.<br />
Online play in Vegas is amazing, and you’d be hard pressed to find a better Las Vegas <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>ed tactical<br />
military first person shooter game. (Actually, I think this is <strong>the</strong> only one in existence.) Rainbow Six:<br />
Vegas is ano<strong>the</strong>r great entry to <strong>the</strong> series, and many improvements have been made over previous<br />
games. If you love shooters, check this one <strong>out</strong>.<br />
ElEbIts<br />
For Nintendo Wii<br />
Elebits is one <strong>of</strong> those wacky but<br />
fun games in <strong>the</strong> vein <strong>of</strong> such hits as<br />
Pikmin or Katamari Damacy. In Elebits,<br />
your goal is to collect tiny creatures<br />
known as Elebits. In this hide-andseek<br />
environment, you must leave<br />
no stone unturned in your mission to<br />
collect <strong>the</strong>se little guys that just happen<br />
to be <strong>the</strong> source <strong>of</strong> your world’s<br />
power. You see, <strong>the</strong> Elebits have gone<br />
on strike, and with<strong>out</strong> <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>, nobody<br />
can watch TV, turn on <strong>the</strong> lights, or<br />
even use a microwave. The more you<br />
collect, <strong>the</strong> more you are able to explore,<br />
and <strong>the</strong>re are plenty <strong>of</strong> puzzles and examples <strong>of</strong> physics based fun to keep you entertained. With<br />
innovative controls (<strong>of</strong> course) and keen visual styling, Konami has created quite a gem with Elebits.<br />
CastlEVanIa: PortraIt <strong>of</strong> ruIn<br />
For Nintendo DS<br />
I couldn’t be happier to see ano<strong>the</strong>r 2D incarnation<br />
<strong>of</strong> Konami’s Castlevania. In Portrait <strong>of</strong> Ruin,<br />
you follow a vampire hunter and a magician<br />
whose goal is to prevent <strong>the</strong> resurrection <strong>of</strong> Count<br />
Dracula. The storyline takes place in Europe during<br />
World War 2, and <strong>the</strong> setting is just as spooky<br />
as previous games such as Symphony <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
Night. The action is great, and you can rely on<br />
classic-style Castlevania gameplay to keep you<br />
entertained. Portrait <strong>of</strong> Ruin also features connectivity<br />
with Nintendo’s WiFi capabilities. I highly<br />
re<strong>com</strong>mend this title for classic style gameplay<br />
on <strong>the</strong> go.<br />
eujacksonville.<strong>com</strong> | december 14-20, 2006 13
14 december 14-20, 2006 | entertaining u newspaper<br />
spy school<br />
an unexpected <strong>gift</strong><br />
by Erin thursby scopes1925@msn.<strong>com</strong><br />
There’s always someone on your list that’s hard to shop for-- for that person here’s my best local<br />
Jacksonville <strong>gift</strong> idea: send <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> to Spy School.<br />
Tucked in <strong>the</strong> ware<strong>house</strong> area behind <strong>the</strong> Spy Store (also known as Spooktech), <strong>the</strong> owners are<br />
modifying <strong>the</strong> inside with walls and partitions. By January <strong>the</strong>y should have <strong>the</strong>ir “Spy School” up and<br />
running. The ware<strong>house</strong> has been modified to simulate <strong>the</strong> inside <strong>of</strong> a <strong>house</strong>, <strong>com</strong>plete with an attic<br />
area. Owners Russ Leeman and Kelly Fromm plan to run <strong>the</strong>ir Shadow Ops Tactical Training <strong>out</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
facility. Here, people can learn ab<strong>out</strong> surveillance, counter- surveillance, tactical ops and self defense.<br />
Leeman says that <strong>the</strong>y expect four types <strong>of</strong> customers, those from clubs, corporate team building<br />
sessions, ordinary citizens and law enforcement.<br />
They expect some customers to <strong>com</strong>e from air s<strong>of</strong>t gun clubs and enthusiasts, who can hold<br />
challenges against opposing teams, as well as against Shadow Op’s own team. You can provide your<br />
own air s<strong>of</strong>t gun, using 20 gram plastic BB’s with a limited power <strong>of</strong> three-hundred fifty fps. If you don’t<br />
have <strong>the</strong> equipment needed (or if your air s<strong>of</strong>t gun is too powerful), Shadow Ops is happy to rent <strong>out</strong><br />
air s<strong>of</strong>t guns and flak jackets.<br />
Corporations looking for a different kind <strong>of</strong> team-building activity can sign on for a weekend with<br />
<strong>the</strong> Spy School. “In this kind <strong>of</strong> situation, it really shows who <strong>the</strong> leaders are in <strong>the</strong> group,” says Leeman<br />
“It just tends to <strong>com</strong>e <strong>out</strong>.” Each room is equipped with motion detectors so that <strong>the</strong>y can monitor<br />
how thoroughly a room has been “cleared,” helping law enforcement trainees correct <strong>the</strong>ir mistakes<br />
before <strong>the</strong>y’re in a real life-threatening situation and showing what corporate teams have learned. “We<br />
also have cameras in every room and we can record <strong>the</strong> session on DVD…so people can later revel in<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir triumphs and understand <strong>the</strong>ir mistakes.” Corporate teams can get a DVD as a memento and law<br />
enforcement trainees can review <strong>the</strong> recordings afterward.<br />
The facility also includes an observation area and a control booth so that employees can monitor<br />
<strong>the</strong> rooms and control <strong>the</strong> environment. “We’re going to be setting up [slow] strobes for brief flashes<br />
<strong>of</strong> light in <strong>the</strong> dark areas.” The strobes will have <strong>the</strong> affect <strong>of</strong> allowing participants to briefly be able<br />
to scan <strong>the</strong> surroundings while disorienting <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>, because <strong>the</strong>ir eyes must again adjust to <strong>the</strong> low<br />
light. Even if you go back for training a second time, you might be surprised to find that <strong>the</strong> terrain<br />
has changed. The interlocking walls can be moved to change <strong>the</strong> lay<strong>out</strong>, and doors can be added or<br />
blocked at will.<br />
Besides <strong>the</strong> fun tactical exercises and training, you can also learn how to set up surveillance,<br />
just like a real spy. You can learn where surveillance is generally hidden, and how to sweep a room for<br />
bugs. In an age when stalkers are employing hi-tech gadgetry to place tracking devices on vehicles,<br />
keystroke capture on <strong>com</strong>puters and listening devices in homes, this is good information to have, however<br />
paranoid it might seem.<br />
Shadow Ops Tactical Training will also <strong>of</strong>fer self-defense for both law enforcement and private<br />
citizens. “With <strong>the</strong> proper training a woman can overpower a man.” Leeman declares “I’ve seen a 12year-old<br />
girl basically throw…a man who weighs two-hundred fifty like a rag doll.” They will also <strong>of</strong>fer<br />
courses in gun safety, laws, storage and maintenance.<br />
Courses run from ab<strong>out</strong> $40 to $100 depending on <strong>the</strong> level <strong>of</strong> <strong>com</strong>plexity and duration. Spooktech<br />
is <strong>of</strong>fering <strong>gift</strong> certificates for <strong>the</strong> Shadow Ops Tactical Training, so you can get a <strong>gift</strong> for somebody<br />
who thought <strong>the</strong>y had everything! The school opens in January, but you can get <strong>gift</strong> certificates<br />
ahead <strong>of</strong> time. Call (904) 565-1004 to inquire, or just head to <strong>the</strong>ir store at 3633 S<strong>out</strong>hside Blvd, just<br />
before Beach, <strong>com</strong>ing from Tinseltown.
healthy holidays<br />
alternative holiday recipes<br />
by Erin thursby scopes1925@msn.<strong>com</strong><br />
Just because <strong>the</strong> holidays are a time <strong>of</strong> indulgence,<br />
doesn’t mean you can’t make healthy holiday<br />
meals that taste good and are good for you. I spoke<br />
with Aaron Gottlieb, owner <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Native Sun Natural<br />
Food Market, ab<strong>out</strong> his passion for providing <strong>the</strong><br />
best, most natural foods, both on <strong>the</strong> shelves and<br />
in <strong>the</strong> deli case. Getting people to eat what’s good<br />
for <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> is a challenge anytime <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> year, holidays<br />
or not. Says Gottlieb: “If you look at <strong>the</strong> list <strong>of</strong> what<br />
people enjoy, you find that…[it] is filled with everything<br />
unhealthy because our palates…are geared<br />
towards sugar.” Gottlieb and his chefs do what <strong>the</strong>y<br />
can to slip healthy alternatives into traditional recipes<br />
and <strong>the</strong>y also start with all-natural, all-organic<br />
ingredients. “We sneak in whole grains, bake instead<br />
<strong>of</strong> fry…and use oils that are good for…your heart,<br />
skin, and nails—good for your overall body, like taking<br />
a multivitamin.”<br />
If you’re looking to stock up with <strong>the</strong> healthiest<br />
food for <strong>the</strong> holidays, whe<strong>the</strong>r it be <strong>the</strong> prepared food<br />
from <strong>the</strong> deli case or alternative ingredients for holiday<br />
recipes, Jacksonville’s Native Sun locations can<br />
help. The deli <strong>of</strong>fers organic spiral cut ham, which<br />
has been a big hit this holiday season. All <strong>the</strong> meats<br />
<strong>of</strong>fered at Native Sun are antibiotic free. They hold<br />
<strong>the</strong> term antibiotic free to a higher standard. “If a<br />
turkey is labeled antibiotic free…that can sometimes<br />
mean that it was <strong>of</strong>f antibiotics for <strong>the</strong> last twelve<br />
weeks <strong>of</strong> its life…(that’s <strong>the</strong> government’s standard<br />
for <strong>the</strong> label). Native Sun works to ensure that… all<br />
<strong>the</strong> turkey provided has been antibiotic free for its<br />
entire life.”<br />
Those looking for a meat-free turkey alternative<br />
can turn to a Quron Roast, which is made from a<br />
mycoprotein that <strong>com</strong>es from Fusarium venenatum,<br />
a type <strong>of</strong> mushroom discovered in England. The<br />
texture is much more convincing than T<strong>of</strong>urkey and<br />
o<strong>the</strong>r soy based meatless meats.<br />
Holiday desserts are never very healthy, but<br />
<strong>the</strong>y’re a favorite part <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> holidays. It’s ok to indulge<br />
yourself once in a while, but <strong>the</strong>re are things<br />
you can do to make your holiday desserts a smidge<br />
healthier with<strong>out</strong> sacrificing <strong>the</strong> taste. “The easiest<br />
thing people should do,” re<strong>com</strong>mends Gottlieb “if<br />
<strong>the</strong>y’re buying pre-made pie crusts, is to go to a<br />
whole wheat or spelt pie crust.” As always, you can<br />
look for organic ingredients and use whole wheat<br />
flour instead <strong>of</strong> white, processed flour.<br />
In many recipes that require milk, you can<br />
substitute soy milk if you’re sensitive to dairy. Gottlieb<br />
re<strong>com</strong>mends Earth Balance’s Organic Buttery<br />
Spread for a non-hydrogenated non-dairy butter<br />
substitute. If you’re avoiding dairy and eggs, here’s<br />
a recipe from Native Sun as a tasty alternative to<br />
regular egg nog:<br />
“EgglEss” Nog<br />
3 cups White Wave Silk Soy Milk<br />
¼ cup brown sugar<br />
1 teaspoon vanilla<br />
1teaspoon nutmeg<br />
2 tablespoons hemp seeds<br />
Yield: 3 cups<br />
Blend all <strong>the</strong> ingredients in a blender, and serve.<br />
Sprinkle additional nutmeg on top if you like.<br />
(Source: Native Sun’s Fall Open House Recipes)<br />
This fresh cranberry sauce recipe from Native<br />
Sun uses turbinado sugar, also known as sugar in<br />
<strong>the</strong> raw. It’s made from <strong>the</strong> cane sugar from <strong>the</strong><br />
initial pressing <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> cane, allowing <strong>the</strong> innate molasses<br />
to remain in <strong>the</strong> crystals. The crystals are a<br />
light brown, imparting a sweet and rich flavor to <strong>the</strong><br />
recipe.<br />
KillEr CraNbErry sauCE<br />
1 large orange<br />
1 cup tubinado sugar<br />
Native sun’s<br />
organic produce.<br />
½ teaspoon grated ginger<br />
4 cups fresh cranberries<br />
Grate <strong>the</strong> orange peel and add to <strong>the</strong> pot with<br />
sugar and ginger. Add <strong>the</strong> juice from <strong>the</strong> orange into<br />
<strong>the</strong> pot and simmer over medium heat until <strong>the</strong> sugar<br />
is dissolved. Add cranberries and cook 3 to 5 minutes<br />
until <strong>the</strong> skins pop open. Mash berries with spoon<br />
or fork until <strong>of</strong> desired consistency. Serve warm or<br />
chilled<br />
(Source: Native Sun’s Fall Open House Recipes)<br />
The crisp texture <strong>of</strong> fresh cranberries can add<br />
holiday flair and an unexpected panache to an o<strong>the</strong>rwise<br />
<strong>com</strong>monplace salad. I use yellow squash,<br />
watercress, sun-dried tomatoes, spr<strong>out</strong>s and fresh<br />
cranberries to make my seasonal Watercress and<br />
Cranberry salad. You can use those ingredients in<br />
what ever ratio you see fit, but use a very sweet and<br />
spicy vinaigrette to <strong>of</strong>fset <strong>the</strong> cranberries!<br />
Here’s a ano<strong>the</strong>r holiday favorite <strong>of</strong> my own.<br />
I’ve replaced <strong>the</strong> celery that customarily goes into<br />
this type <strong>of</strong> dressing with flavorful asparagus.<br />
orgaNiC asparagus DrEssiNg<br />
1- 12oz. package <strong>of</strong> Canterbury Naturals Rosemary<br />
Sage Cornbread Dressing Mix<br />
12 medium sized Argentine Green Organic Asparagus<br />
1 large chopped onion<br />
3 tablespoons chopped fresh organic parsley<br />
1 teaspoon dried Frontier Thyme<br />
1 1/3 cups <strong>of</strong> Pacific Natural Foods Organic Mushroom<br />
Broth<br />
1 tablespoon oil (grapeseed is best)<br />
Chop ab<strong>out</strong> a 1/8 <strong>of</strong> an inch <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> bottoms <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> asparagus, and discard. Next, continue chopping<br />
<strong>the</strong> asparagus in 1/8 <strong>of</strong> an inch segments until<br />
you get to <strong>the</strong> tips. Cut <strong>the</strong> entire tips <strong>of</strong>f. Put <strong>the</strong><br />
chopped asparagus in a bowl and coat with ½ tablespoon<br />
<strong>of</strong> oil. Heat a pan to medium high heat, toss<br />
in <strong>the</strong> asparagus and bring <strong>the</strong> heat to high. Stir and<br />
heat for 1 minute, <strong>the</strong>n take <strong>the</strong> heat to low, pour in<br />
ab<strong>out</strong> a tablespoon <strong>of</strong> water and place a lid on <strong>the</strong><br />
asparagus for ab<strong>out</strong> 2 minutes. Meanwhile, in a large<br />
saucepan heated to medium, throw in your chopped<br />
onions, chopped parsley and thyme with ½ table<br />
spoon oil. Sauté. When <strong>the</strong> 2 minutes are up, take<br />
<strong>the</strong> asparagus tips <strong>out</strong> and set <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> aside. The rest<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> asparagus can be put in <strong>the</strong> saucepan with <strong>the</strong><br />
onions and herbs. Mix in <strong>the</strong> broth and dressing mix.<br />
Stir, bring heat up to high. When <strong>the</strong> liquid reaches a<br />
simmer, turn <strong>the</strong> heat down to low and place <strong>the</strong> lid<br />
on <strong>the</strong> pot for 12 minutes. Stir and serve. Garnish<br />
with asparagus tips.<br />
eujacksonville.<strong>com</strong> | december 14-20, 2006 15
ano<strong>the</strong>r<br />
eu <strong>gift</strong> guide!<br />
<strong>the</strong> 5th installment <strong>of</strong> entertaining u’s<br />
holiday guide extravaganza! all for you!<br />
<strong>gift</strong>s that get <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> <strong>out</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>house</strong><br />
(not that you don’t love <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>) by erin thursby<br />
wrap it up<br />
<strong>the</strong> wrapped <strong>gift</strong>s (pictured above)<br />
are from paper designer, heidi.<br />
You can order her wrap collections,<br />
paper journals and more from her<br />
website www.shopheidi.<strong>com</strong>.<br />
16 december 14-20, 2006 | entertaining u newspaper<br />
Look hard enough in Jacksonville and you can<br />
find a <strong>gift</strong> certificate or activity to suit any interest. To<br />
save you <strong>the</strong> trouble <strong>of</strong> looking hard, I’ve <strong>com</strong>piled<br />
a list <strong>of</strong> <strong>gift</strong> ideas based on hobbies, interests, and<br />
activities that might save you <strong>the</strong> agony <strong>of</strong> going to<br />
<strong>the</strong> mall.<br />
Life’s LittLe Luxuries<br />
Give <strong>the</strong> special person in your life <strong>the</strong><br />
luxurious treatment <strong>of</strong> a <strong>gift</strong> certificate at Dr.<br />
Clayman’s Miracle Spa. One <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> best <strong>gift</strong>s<br />
you can give is <strong>the</strong> Pamper Me Monthly package,<br />
which allows your recipient to chose whatever spa<br />
treatment <strong>the</strong>y might like once a month for an entire year. It’s <strong>the</strong> most extravagant package, but it’s also a<br />
great value. O<strong>the</strong>r spa treatments range from $75 and up, depending on what you get. See <strong>the</strong>ir ad on page 2<br />
for a full rundown on all <strong>the</strong>ir specials and details on free extras.<br />
The chocolate at Claude’s Chocolate is definitely worth <strong>the</strong> drive, even if you don’t live in St. Augustine.<br />
Get a <strong>gift</strong> certificate so your special someone can have <strong>the</strong> joy <strong>of</strong> choosing <strong>the</strong>se handmade delights. For<br />
more info call (904) 808-8395 or visit www.claudeschocolate.<strong>com</strong>.<br />
LocaL activities Gift cards, MeMberships and cLasses<br />
hoMe and Garden<br />
If you haven’t heard yet, <strong>the</strong> Apron’s Cooking<br />
School two-thousand square foot facility just<br />
opened up. Classes include “Girl’s Night Out,”<br />
“Kid’s Survivor Camp,” “Couples Cooking”<br />
and much, much more from $30 and up. For<br />
a schedule <strong>of</strong> celebrity chef appearances and<br />
classes, go to www.publix.<strong>com</strong>/aprons.<br />
cook book pick:<br />
Rocco Dispirito’s Five Minute Flavors. While I<br />
miss <strong>the</strong> drool-worthy glossy pictures that are in<br />
most <strong>of</strong> my favorite cookbooks, this cookbook<br />
is a terrific resource for cheap, fast, fresh, and<br />
delectable cooking. If you know someone who<br />
loves good food, thinks <strong>the</strong>y can’t cook and has<br />
no patience, this is <strong>the</strong> book for <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>.<br />
Get your gardener a membership at <strong>the</strong> Cummer<br />
Museum <strong>of</strong> Art and Gardens. Go to www.cummer.org<br />
for more info.<br />
GardeninG book pick:<br />
A Gardener’s Guide to Florida’s Native Plants by<br />
Rufino Osorio.<br />
Get phYsicaL or head<br />
<strong>out</strong>doors<br />
A Social Affair Dance Studio has been teaching<br />
Jacksonville citizens everything from ballroom<br />
dance and salsa to line dancing and swing for over<br />
10 years. They <strong>of</strong>fer <strong>gift</strong> certificates as well as<br />
packages. Go to www.asocialaffair.net for more<br />
details, or just call 262-9709.<br />
If you’re looking for <strong>the</strong> perfect <strong>gift</strong> for an artist<br />
or art lover, <strong>the</strong>re’s a lot to choose from as far as<br />
memberships are concerned. The Cummer Museum<br />
<strong>of</strong>fers many things to <strong>the</strong>ir members, including discounted<br />
art classes. You also might want to check<br />
<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> membership benefits at MOCA Jacksonville<br />
(formerly JMOMA).<br />
Memberships at <strong>the</strong> Jacksonville Zoo, Tree<br />
Hill and <strong>the</strong> MOSH are great for families with kids.<br />
Film lovers will be overjoyed when you present<br />
<strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> with an All Access Pass to <strong>the</strong> Jacksonville<br />
Film Festival happening May 17th-20 th , 2007. This<br />
pass will get <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> into all <strong>the</strong> activities associated<br />
with <strong>the</strong> film festival and can be purchased at a discounted<br />
price <strong>of</strong> $200 (regularly $250) if done prior<br />
to Jan. 15 th . If that is <strong>out</strong> <strong>of</strong> your budget <strong>the</strong>n you can<br />
purchase a Festival Screening Pass at a discounted<br />
price <strong>of</strong> $50 (regularly $75) or Reel People Membership<br />
for $40 (regularly $50). Call 904-933-9399 or<br />
go to www.jacksonvillefilmfestival.<strong>com</strong>.<br />
for <strong>the</strong> GuYs<br />
For <strong>the</strong> downtown businessman or <strong>the</strong><br />
consummate golfer, give <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> a <strong>gift</strong> certificate<br />
for Inside Golf. Located above Boomtown at<br />
140 W. Monroe, it’s <strong>the</strong> perfect place to perfect<br />
that swing using an indoor putting green and<br />
a virtual simulator. A <strong>com</strong>fy lounge area, beer,<br />
wine and a snack bar make this a great place<br />
to conduct casual business. Gift your guy with<br />
unlimited golf for only $21 per month (play until<br />
<strong>the</strong> next person needs <strong>the</strong> simulator or a tee<br />
time in pending). Call 358-3080 for more info.<br />
There’s quite a selection <strong>of</strong> deep sea, sport<br />
fishing charters. Knot Tied Down <strong>out</strong> <strong>of</strong> St.<br />
Augustine is a family owned and operated<br />
charter, with <strong>gift</strong> certificates available. Call<br />
797-1813 for more info.<br />
book pick for <strong>the</strong> sportsMan<br />
and adventurer:<br />
The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook<br />
covers how to “wrestle an alligator,” “escape<br />
from quicksand” and o<strong>the</strong>r interesting<br />
situations. Each topic has been worked over by<br />
an expert, with step by step instructions.<br />
dance basics book pick: The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Ballroom Dancing
If you know someone who’s looking to get into yoga, get <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> a <strong>gift</strong> certificate at Power Yoga San Marco<br />
S<strong>out</strong>h where <strong>the</strong>y can join classes <strong>of</strong> any level. The locally owned yoga studio has been open for 10 years<br />
and has a strong following. Go to www.yoga-power.<strong>com</strong> or call 655-4642 for more info.<br />
YoGa book pick: Light on Yoga: The Bible <strong>of</strong> Modern Yoga by B. K. S. Iyengar and Yehudi Menuhin is<br />
a decent beginner’s yoga book.<br />
ask before you start searching.<br />
A membership at a local pooch park is <strong>the</strong><br />
perfect <strong>gift</strong> for a dog owner who likes to see<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir doggie run and play. The entire facility at <strong>the</strong><br />
Julington Creek Animal Walk is devoted to pet<br />
luxury. Park membership is $250 a year, $12 daily<br />
and $50 monthly. Besides <strong>the</strong> usual dog pond and<br />
benches, <strong>the</strong>y’ve also got wooded walking trails,<br />
an agility area and a swimming pool shaped like<br />
a bone. It’s also a great place to board your pets.<br />
For more info on this extensive facility visit www.<br />
julingtoncreekanimalwalk.<strong>com</strong><br />
book pick for doG Lovers: Bad Dog:<br />
278 Outspoken, Indecent, and Overdressed Dogs<br />
tickets to shows, tickets to ride<br />
Give <strong>the</strong> <strong>gift</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>atre to fans <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> stage, with season passes or just a ticket to a show you know<br />
<strong>the</strong>y’ll be interested in. You can also get tickets to Florida <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>e parks for kids and adults.<br />
tickets for kids<br />
Seussical. Take a romp through Seuss classics like The Cat in <strong>the</strong> Hat, Horton Hears a Who! and Yertle<br />
<strong>the</strong> Turtle in this adaptation created especially for young audiences. January 4, 10 AM and noon, Fine Arts<br />
Center, UNF Campus, 4567 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., $6. Call 353-3500 to reserve a ticket and for more info.<br />
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus. “The Greatest Show on Earth” returns with its colorful<br />
cavalcade <strong>of</strong> lions, jugglers, clowns, tigers, acrobats, elephants, aerialists, zebras, contortionists,<br />
equestrians, alpacas and funambulists. January 17-23, Veterans Memorial Arena (353-3309).<br />
<strong>the</strong>Me park tickets<br />
Most <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>e parks <strong>of</strong>fer <strong>gift</strong> cards <strong>the</strong>se days or<br />
ticketing options that make sense for <strong>the</strong> <strong>gift</strong> giver.<br />
Universal and Adventure Island have tickets that<br />
only start to expire once you activate <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> (http://<br />
www.universalorlando.<strong>com</strong>/). Anheuser Busch Adventure<br />
Parks now <strong>of</strong>fer <strong>gift</strong> cards specific to <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
various parks, like SeaWorld and Busch Gardens<br />
(http://<strong>com</strong>merce.4adventure.<strong>com</strong>/store/tickets.<br />
asp).<br />
You can buy your grandkids tickets to Disney on<br />
http://disney.go.<strong>com</strong>/home/ today /index.html, but<br />
most tickets you purchase will have an expiration<br />
date. Make sure that <strong>the</strong>ir parents have <strong>the</strong> time<br />
<strong>of</strong>f to make <strong>the</strong> trek to Orlando, or <strong>the</strong> inclination<br />
to make <strong>the</strong> entire trip during a three day weekend<br />
before <strong>the</strong> expiration date. A more flexible solution is<br />
<strong>the</strong> Disney Gift Card, which is redeemable for tickets<br />
or Disney merchandise.<br />
For just $30, you can give someone a<br />
Scenic Guided Trail Ride <strong>of</strong> one hour at <strong>the</strong> Diamond<br />
D Ranch. They’re good for one year. Call (904) 289-<br />
9331 to get your <strong>gift</strong> certificate today and for more<br />
info.<br />
book picks for <strong>the</strong> horse<br />
enthusiast: Anything by Dick Francis or John<br />
Fran<strong>com</strong>e would be a great pick, if <strong>the</strong>y’re also into<br />
murder mysteries. Picking a non-fiction book will be<br />
dependent on <strong>the</strong> breed <strong>the</strong>y prefer, so be sure to<br />
A more local option is a season pass to Adventure Landing, provided <strong>the</strong> kids won’t forget ab<strong>out</strong> it by<br />
<strong>the</strong> time <strong>the</strong> hot wea<strong>the</strong>r rolls around. There are also year round attractions like laser tag and go-karts.<br />
Season passes are $109 until January 15 th , with additional passes going for $69. http://adventurelanding.<strong>com</strong>/jaxbeach/index.html<br />
(Gift Guide continues on paGe 18)<br />
do you hear what i hear?<br />
great <strong>gift</strong>s for music lovers by brenton crozier<br />
There will be no need to resort to a <strong>gift</strong> certificate for <strong>the</strong> music lover on your Christmas list this year.<br />
With <strong>the</strong> release <strong>of</strong> some brilliant box sets, underground gems just waiting to enrich any aficionado’s<br />
library, and a multitude <strong>of</strong> standards that simply may have been overlooked, <strong>the</strong>re’s a void you will surely<br />
be able to fill in anyone’s collection.<br />
brinG on <strong>the</strong> box sets<br />
Box Sets <strong>of</strong>ten do not deliver <strong>the</strong> bang for <strong>the</strong><br />
buck and only serve to siphon hard-earned cash<br />
from <strong>com</strong>mitted devotees. However, this season<br />
presents some real treasures for not only fans <strong>of</strong> a<br />
particular artist, but for any music and pop culture<br />
enthusiast.<br />
Johnny Cash At San Quentin<br />
No one single performer was as cool as Johnny<br />
Cash, and no concert cooler than his show at San<br />
Quentin prison. Convicts loved it, and now you can<br />
to. This new box set contains 2 CDs with 13 previously<br />
unreleased tracks and a DVD called Johnny<br />
Cash in San Quentin, a 1969 British documentary.<br />
It features some particularly interesting morsels<br />
found in <strong>the</strong> caustically candid interviews with<br />
prisoners and guards that were present for <strong>the</strong><br />
now legendary performance.<br />
The Clash Singles Box Set<br />
Enjoy all 19 <strong>of</strong> The Clash’s UK singles in one collection.<br />
As equally as exciting as <strong>the</strong> music, is <strong>the</strong><br />
original artwork and 44-page booklet. The overall<br />
aes<strong>the</strong>tic elements <strong>of</strong> this box set are worth <strong>the</strong><br />
price. The vinyl reproduction CDs and super cool<br />
7” style sleeves will bring you right back to your<br />
hipster heyday. The Clash have never looked so<br />
good.<br />
Louis Armstrong The Complete Hot Five & Hot<br />
Seven Recordings<br />
These 4 CDs contain some <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> most pivotal<br />
Jazz recordings ever made. Louis Armstrong’s<br />
Hot 5’s and 7’s are essentially <strong>the</strong> blueprint for<br />
improvisational music. In addition to Armstrong’s<br />
transcendental brilliance, you are sure to enjoy<br />
<strong>the</strong> extensive booklet that features critical essays,<br />
photo galleries, and meticulous discographical<br />
information.<br />
AC/DC Bonfire<br />
For those ab<strong>out</strong> to rock, I salute <strong>the</strong> Bonfire AC/DC<br />
box set. As you may have guessed, it is a tribute<br />
to AC/DC’s late, great lead singer, Bon Scott. Part<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> 5-disc collection contains 2 live albums,<br />
an album <strong>of</strong> <strong>out</strong>takes, and a remastered version<br />
<strong>of</strong> ‘Back in Black.’ A booklet <strong>of</strong> rare photographs<br />
and band history ac<strong>com</strong>panies this collection <strong>of</strong><br />
3-chord mega riffs and Rock-n-Roll screeching at<br />
its best.<br />
soMe <strong>of</strong> MY personaL favorites<br />
Viktor Vaughn Vaudeville Villain<br />
Vaudeville Villain is a product <strong>of</strong> Viktor Vaughn;<br />
one <strong>of</strong> MF Doom’s many alter egos. I normally<br />
consider mask-adorned musicians a red flag, and<br />
MF Doom may pattern his persona and look after<br />
Marvel Comics supervillain Dr. Doom, but his<br />
music is no gimmick. This East coast underground<br />
pacesetter spins sordid stories grounded in humor,<br />
barmy scenarios, and brilliant rhyme ala EL-P. The<br />
lush production is equally as brilliant. If you enjoy<br />
<strong>the</strong> music <strong>of</strong> Gorillaz, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Method<br />
Man, or Dr. Octagon, MF Doom would be a great<br />
next step to satisfy your appetite for hip-hop with<br />
fur<strong>the</strong>r depth.<br />
Sufjan Stevens Greetings from Michigan: The<br />
Great Lakes State<br />
Sufjan Stevens writes tragically beautiful and tender<br />
songs. This album pays homage to his home<br />
state <strong>of</strong> Michigan and could be tidily categorized<br />
as a concept album. However, each song stands<br />
on its own. His music at times feels like <strong>the</strong><br />
soundtrack to fairytales and even has moments<br />
<strong>of</strong> catchy pop brilliance. These songs are a near<br />
perfect meeting <strong>of</strong> <strong>com</strong>plex polyphony and folksy<br />
instrumentation that includes lots <strong>of</strong> acoustic guitar<br />
and even banjo. If you enjoy <strong>the</strong> music <strong>of</strong> Nick<br />
Drake or Elliot Smith, you are sure to fall in love<br />
with Sufjan Stevens and his melancholy songs.<br />
The Shins Oh, Inverted World<br />
The Shins have managed to mix Beach Boys-like<br />
harmonies with Beatles-like melodic sensibility into<br />
an infectious, and at times gorgeous, indie-pop<br />
rock sound. Oh, Inverted World <strong>of</strong>fers a multitude<br />
<strong>of</strong> sounds that range from psychedelic nods to The<br />
Byrds to lush folksy songs in <strong>the</strong> vein <strong>of</strong> Donovan;<br />
all while maintaining <strong>the</strong>ir own, fresh sound. Fans<br />
<strong>of</strong> everyone from XTC and Guided by Voices to <strong>the</strong><br />
aforementioned influences, should add this solid<br />
and timeless work in <strong>the</strong>ir rotation.<br />
Marie Antoinette Soundtrack<br />
Although scoring a classic story to modern music<br />
has met with utter failure in recent years, it works<br />
for Sophia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette. A delicious<br />
feast <strong>of</strong> new wave, post-punk, classical pieces,<br />
and electronica awaits in this 2-disc soundtrack.<br />
From <strong>the</strong> 80’s du jour <strong>of</strong> Siouxsie and <strong>the</strong> Banshees<br />
and New Order to electronic maestros Air<br />
and Aphex Twin, you could very well get something<br />
different every time you listen to one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>se 2<br />
albums.<br />
Alison Krauss & Union Station Lonely Runs Both<br />
Ways<br />
Take Alison Krauss’ angelic voice and <strong>the</strong> brilliant<br />
musical craftsmanship <strong>of</strong> both her and her band<br />
Union Station, and you have ano<strong>the</strong>r winning album<br />
with Lonely Runs Both Ways. They stay true<br />
to <strong>the</strong>ir earthy bluegrass roots and add touches<br />
<strong>of</strong> Americana and melancholy to construct very<br />
sincere juxtapositions both haunting and charming.<br />
Fans <strong>of</strong> everyone from Sarah McLachlan to Nickel<br />
Creek will find an appreciation, and <strong>the</strong>n a deep<br />
fondness for this album.<br />
stapLes that shouLd be a part<br />
<strong>of</strong> everY coLLection:<br />
Beach Boys - Pet Sounds<br />
Rolling Stones - Aftermath<br />
Beatles - Magical-Mystery Tour<br />
U2 - Achtung Baby<br />
Radiohead - OK Computer<br />
The Pixies - Doolittle<br />
The Beastie Boys – Check Your Head<br />
Sloan - Smeared<br />
Flaming Lips - The S<strong>of</strong>t Bulletin<br />
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fantasy genre <strong>gift</strong> ideas<br />
froM kids to aduLts by erin thursby<br />
Know someone fascinated by worlds <strong>of</strong> dragons, swords and sorcery? Here’s my oh-so-short<br />
guide to fantasy-world <strong>gift</strong> giving…<br />
books, videoGaMes<br />
and extras<br />
Dragonology, <strong>the</strong> fauxfactual<br />
illustrated encyclopedia<br />
<strong>of</strong> all <strong>the</strong> different kinds <strong>of</strong> dragons,<br />
is great for kids from ab<strong>out</strong><br />
third grade and up. Smaller kids<br />
will like <strong>the</strong> pictures and some<br />
adults will even like it for its dry,<br />
tongue-in-cheek humor. It even<br />
includes “ads” for dragon taming<br />
equipment. Several pages<br />
fold <strong>out</strong>, and I’d say it isn’t a<br />
book that should be subjected<br />
to rough-and-tumble treatment.<br />
If you’re giving it to a smaller<br />
child, it should be placed on a<br />
shelf and taken down at special times, until <strong>the</strong> child is old enough to take care <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> book.<br />
Fantasy Cartooning Book and Kit by Ben Caldwell is sure to be a hit for any budding cartoonist who<br />
loves <strong>the</strong> fantasy genre. Cadwell worked for Marvel <strong>com</strong>ics in <strong>the</strong> past and his kit has everything you<br />
need to get started in drawing sword-wearing heroes, huge monsters and <strong>the</strong> occasional elf maiden.<br />
If your kids love Eragon (<strong>the</strong> movie or <strong>the</strong> book), <strong>the</strong>re’s slew <strong>of</strong> tie-in products because <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
movie. There’s <strong>the</strong> Eragon video game, which hit shelves on November 17 th for <strong>the</strong> PC, XBox, XBox 360,<br />
Playstation 2, Game Boy Advanced (GBA), Nintendo DS, and Playstation Portable (PSP). You can even<br />
purchase an Eragon Magic 8 Ball, as well as books that feature glossy stills from <strong>the</strong> movie production.<br />
You can always buy <strong>the</strong> next book in <strong>the</strong> Eragon series, Eldest.<br />
battLefieLd fantasY GaMes<br />
The local gaming store, War Dogs (recently moved to 5800 Beach Blvd.), carries a horde <strong>of</strong> fantasy<br />
related products. Fantasy battlefield strategy games <strong>of</strong> different types are available. Warhammer is basically<br />
a mass <strong>com</strong>bat game in which you pit an army <strong>of</strong> 60-120 figures against one or more players. Each<br />
figure in <strong>the</strong> army can <strong>com</strong>e painted (generally plastic) or unpainted. Dungeons & Dragons has its own<br />
battlefield strategy game, in which you can have fantastic creatures. Lord <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Rings also has a similar<br />
battlefield tactics game. The difference between <strong>the</strong> three fantasy battlefield tactics games <strong>com</strong>es down<br />
to a preference between what world you’d like to play in and <strong>the</strong> number <strong>of</strong> troops you can <strong>com</strong>mand.<br />
Warhammer can involve far more figures than <strong>the</strong> D&D strategy game, but <strong>the</strong> D&D figures have a little<br />
more variety. The starter kits for all three <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>se games tend to be around $50. Miniatures <strong>of</strong> dragons,<br />
wizards and warriors are also sold separately so you can fill <strong>out</strong> your army. Many people make a practice<br />
<strong>of</strong> collecting and painting <strong>the</strong>se miniatures as a hobby, even if <strong>the</strong>y don’t play <strong>the</strong> battlefield games. Figures<br />
go from ab<strong>out</strong> $5 and up, sometimes <strong>com</strong>ing in packs instead <strong>of</strong> individually. You can buy <strong>the</strong> tiny<br />
brushes and paints needed to detail figures in most places where <strong>the</strong>y sell <strong>the</strong> miniatures, including War<br />
Dogs. The figures and paints are a great <strong>gift</strong> for fantasy-hungry friend or child.<br />
tabLetop roLe-pLaYinG GaMes<br />
If you know someone who used to play D&D who would like to get back into <strong>the</strong> game, hook <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong><br />
up with <strong>the</strong> new D&D Players Handbook or <strong>the</strong> newest D&D universe, Eberon, a fun cross between <strong>the</strong><br />
fantasy world and pulp/adventure. The 3.5 gaming system is tons easier than <strong>the</strong> old system, and <strong>the</strong><br />
fantasy art in <strong>the</strong> newer guide makes it worthwhile, even if <strong>the</strong>y never end up playing. Speaking <strong>of</strong> never<br />
playing, any fantasy lover who has no intention <strong>of</strong> ever playing D&D would still love <strong>the</strong> Monster Manual,<br />
an illustrated guide <strong>of</strong> creatures fantastic and o<strong>the</strong>rwise, which you might encounter in <strong>the</strong> D&D universe—from<br />
elves and unicorns to slime monsters and undead zombies.<br />
pickinG <strong>out</strong> a tabLetop roLe pLaYinG GaMe for kids<br />
Those picking up tabletop role-playing games like D&D for <strong>the</strong>ir kids, would be best served if <strong>the</strong>y<br />
asked proprietor <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> gaming store ab<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>com</strong>plexity and age level <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> gaming system. Some<br />
brands, like <strong>the</strong> goth-horror <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> White Wolf brand, appeal more to teenagers and are too dark for some<br />
people to handle. Unless you’re buying for an adult, you need to stay away from <strong>the</strong> Black Dog brand<br />
entirely, as it is a very graphic <strong>of</strong>f-shoot <strong>of</strong> White Wolf. Stick with D&D core books (Player’s Handbook,<br />
Dungeon Master’s Guide and Monster Manual) if you’re unsure.<br />
Fantasy genre books, movies and games are certainly far more abundant than <strong>the</strong>y were when I<br />
was a kid. You can pick up your fantasy fiction from a bookstore, but gaming stores are more likely to<br />
know <strong>the</strong>ir products. There’s plenty to choose from whe<strong>the</strong>r you’re getting a <strong>gift</strong> for a child or someone<br />
who’s a kid at heart.<br />
18 december 14-20, 2006 | entertaining u newspaper<br />
fccJ artist series staGe tickets<br />
broadway tickets<br />
Here’s a listing <strong>of</strong> all <strong>the</strong> FCCJ Broadway Show Tickets you can get as a <strong>gift</strong>, better yet, get season passes!<br />
Call (904) 632-3373 for more info.<br />
SWEET CHARITY January 23 rd -28 th Molly Ringwald stars in <strong>the</strong> national touring version <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Broadway hit<br />
ab<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> unluckiest romantic in New York City, a particularly troubling detail when your name is Charity Hope<br />
Valentine. Times-Union Center $25.50-$67.50<br />
MENOPAUSE, THE MUSICAL thru January 28 th at<br />
<strong>the</strong> Times-Union Center -Terry Theater.<br />
RENT February 2 nd -3 rd at <strong>the</strong> Times-Union Center<br />
- Moran Theater. Direct from Broadway!<br />
THE LION KING March 8 th -April 15 th at <strong>the</strong> Times-<br />
Union Center<br />
MAMMA MIA! May 15 th -20 th at <strong>the</strong> Times-Union<br />
Center - Moran Theater. Direct from Broadway!<br />
opera tickets<br />
Give <strong>the</strong> <strong>gift</strong> <strong>of</strong> opera tickets. Also from FCCJ.<br />
Call (904) 632-3373 for more info.<br />
TURANDOT January 12 th at <strong>the</strong> Times-Union<br />
Center.<br />
RIGOLETTO January 30 th at <strong>the</strong> Times-Union<br />
Center
Give <strong>the</strong> Gift <strong>of</strong> Live Music!<br />
If you want to fork <strong>out</strong> big bucks for a big show<br />
<strong>the</strong> following hit makers will be performing at <strong>the</strong><br />
Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena.<br />
Call 630-3900 for details.<br />
ROD STEWART January 13 th<br />
JOHN MAYER January 25 th<br />
BILLY JOEL February 7 th<br />
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON AND ROSANNE CASH<br />
February 25 th<br />
THE NEW ORLEANS JAZZ ORCHESTRA March 9 th<br />
For a more intimate show, below is just a sampling <strong>of</strong><br />
entertainment that will be at <strong>the</strong> Florida Theatre:<br />
LOS LONELY BOYS February 1st<br />
WILLIE NELSON February 6 th<br />
JOE BONAMASSA February 9 th<br />
THE BEACH BOYS March 10 th<br />
THE TEMPTATIONS AND THE FOUR TOPS March 18 th<br />
ANOUSHKA SHANKAR March 23 rd<br />
LEO KOTTKE March 29 th<br />
TOM JONES April 9 th<br />
Call 355- 2787 and go on-line for a more <strong>com</strong>plete<br />
list <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> shows at <strong>the</strong> Florida Theatre (http://www.<br />
florida<strong>the</strong>atre.<strong>com</strong>/)<br />
HANK AND MY HONKY TONK HEROES<br />
Hank Williams tribute artist Jason Petty takes<br />
listeners on an “insightful journey” into <strong>the</strong> life <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> hard-livin’ country music icon, paying homage<br />
to o<strong>the</strong>r country legends like George Jones, Jimmie<br />
Rodgers and Roy Acuff along <strong>the</strong> way. Think <strong>of</strong><br />
it as a 1940s, Honky Tonk version <strong>of</strong> Behind <strong>the</strong><br />
Music. December 29-February 4, Tuesday-Sunday,<br />
Alhambra Dinner Theatre, 12000 Beach Blvd., $25-<br />
$46 (641-1212).<br />
kids <strong>gift</strong>s under $20<br />
Great books. cds and dvds for everY kid on Your List<br />
by kellie abrahmson<br />
books<br />
Disney CD Storybook<br />
Perfect for: Disney fans <strong>of</strong> all ages<br />
These 4-in-one storybooks are a great way to<br />
bring <strong>the</strong> classic films to <strong>the</strong> page <strong>com</strong>plete with<br />
an ac<strong>com</strong>panying audio CD. Several <strong>of</strong> Disney’s<br />
hit films have been covered in <strong>the</strong>se books including<br />
The Lion King, Bambi, Winnie-<strong>the</strong>-Pooh<br />
and, <strong>of</strong> course, <strong>the</strong> princesses. Six different<br />
books are available on Amazon.<strong>com</strong> ranging in<br />
price from $18.96-$10.61.<br />
The Princess Primer by Stephanie True Peters<br />
Perfect for: Ages 6-9<br />
Written by a “fairy godmo<strong>the</strong>r,” this charming<br />
book gives little girls tips on how to dress for a<br />
royal ball, how to wear a tiara and how to spot<br />
her prince charming. The adorable guidebook<br />
can be purchased on BarnesandNoble.<strong>com</strong> for<br />
only $13.99, a bargain for insights from a real<br />
life fairy godmo<strong>the</strong>r!<br />
Pirateology: A Pirate Hunter’s Companion by<br />
Captain William Lubber<br />
Perfect for: Tweens<br />
For just $11.99 on Amazon.<strong>com</strong> you too can<br />
own this very special book written by a (fictitious)<br />
pirate hunter in <strong>the</strong> early 18 th century.<br />
Pirate fans can learn fun facts ab<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> buccaneers,<br />
find <strong>out</strong> how to tie sailor’s knots and<br />
explore destinations around <strong>the</strong> world.<br />
Three Beloved Classics by E.B. White<br />
Perfect for: Tweens and Teens<br />
This boxed set <strong>com</strong>es with three <strong>of</strong> E.B. White’s<br />
classic children’s tales Charlotte’s Web, Stuart<br />
Little and The Trumpet <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Swan. At a list price<br />
<strong>of</strong> only $19.99, this is a terrific and affordable<br />
way to introduce <strong>the</strong> kid on your list to some<br />
fantastic literature.<br />
cds<br />
Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions <strong>of</strong> Pink<br />
Floyd<br />
Perfect for: Infants and Toddlers (and <strong>the</strong>ir cool<br />
parents)<br />
If you know someone who has a new baby, this<br />
CD may just get you a big fat kiss even if you’re<br />
not under <strong>the</strong> mistletoe! Baby Rock Records has<br />
taken <strong>the</strong> best <strong>of</strong> Pink Floyd and turned <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> into<br />
instrumental lullabies to soo<strong>the</strong> infants with<strong>out</strong><br />
driving <strong>the</strong>ir parents up <strong>the</strong> wall with lame music.<br />
O<strong>the</strong>r CDs include songs by Nirvana, The Cure,<br />
Coldplay, Radiohead, Metallica and much more.<br />
These cool discs can be found at BabyRockRecords.<strong>com</strong><br />
for $16.98 each.<br />
Wel<strong>com</strong>e to Ralph’s World CD/DVD <strong>com</strong>bo<br />
Perfect for: Toddlers and Preschoolers<br />
Play<strong>house</strong> Disney staple Ralph’s World (Ralph<br />
Covert) released this terrific CD/DVD <strong>com</strong>bo<br />
which <strong>com</strong>es with 16 songs and 6 fantastic videos.<br />
Kids and <strong>the</strong>ir parents can enjoy <strong>the</strong>se fun<br />
songs plus an exclusive video for “Happy Lemons”<br />
for just $7.79 if purchased on Amazon.<strong>com</strong>.<br />
Jack Johnson and Friends- Sing-A-Longs & Lullabies<br />
for <strong>the</strong> Film Curious George<br />
Perfect for: Preschoolers<br />
My husband and I bought this CD when it was<br />
released in February and it’s be<strong>com</strong>e a fast favorite<br />
with my two children (ages 2 and 4), who have<br />
memorized nearly every song on <strong>the</strong> disc, as have<br />
we (he does a mean cover <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> White Stripes’<br />
“We’re Going to be Friends”). This kid and adultfriendly<br />
CD can be found on BarnesandNoble.<strong>com</strong><br />
for just $12.58.<br />
Hannah Montana<br />
Perfect for: Tweens and Teens<br />
This Disney release debuted at #1 on <strong>the</strong> Billboard<br />
200 just a couple <strong>of</strong> weeks ago and if you haven’t<br />
picked it up for your Hannah Montana fan you’re<br />
missing <strong>out</strong> on a sure fire winner. Thirteen tracks<br />
from <strong>the</strong> hit series and beyond can be found on<br />
this CD for $12.99 at Amazon.<strong>com</strong>.<br />
dvds<br />
Goodnight Moon and O<strong>the</strong>r Sleepytime Tales<br />
Perfect for: Toddlers and Preschoolers<br />
Send little ones <strong>of</strong>f to Dreamland with this terrific<br />
DVD found at BarnesandNoble.<strong>com</strong> for just $6.49.<br />
Stories include “Goodnight Moon” narrated by<br />
Susan Sarandon, “Hit <strong>the</strong> Road to Dreamland”<br />
performed by Tony Bennett, “Hush, Little Baby”<br />
with Lauryn Hill, “There’s a Nightmare in My<br />
Closet” with Billy Crystal and much more.<br />
Barbie in <strong>the</strong> 12 Dancing Princesses<br />
Perfect for: Girls ages 5-10<br />
Little girls love Barbie and princesses and ballerinas.<br />
This entertaining CGI animated flick gives<br />
<strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> all that and more! The film inspired many<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> season’s hot toys, so this DVD is one that<br />
should be on <strong>the</strong> top <strong>of</strong> many shopping lists. Pick<br />
it up at Amazon.<strong>com</strong> for $13.99.<br />
Teen Titans- The Complete First Season<br />
Perfect for: Ages 8 and up<br />
A group <strong>of</strong> teenage superheroes join forces to<br />
stop <strong>the</strong> forces <strong>of</strong> evil in this fun Cartoon Network<br />
series. The first season <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> show is available on<br />
Amazon.<strong>com</strong> for <strong>the</strong> rock-bottom price <strong>of</strong> $14.99.<br />
Drake & Josh Go Hollywood (73 min.)<br />
Perfect for: Teens and Tweens<br />
When <strong>the</strong>ir little sister accidentally gets on a plane<br />
headed to Los Angeles, <strong>the</strong> Nickelodeon duo<br />
must follow her to Hollywood and bring her home<br />
safely. True to form, <strong>the</strong> boys find <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>selves in<br />
a heap <strong>of</strong> trouble when <strong>the</strong>y get mixed up with a<br />
ring <strong>of</strong> counterfeiters. Amazon.<strong>com</strong> has <strong>the</strong> film<br />
for just $11.99.<br />
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simply having a<br />
wonderful christmas time<br />
Christmas albums you must have<br />
by jon bosworth jaxvillain@yahoo.<strong>com</strong><br />
I used to require a visit to <strong>the</strong> mall to get<br />
into <strong>the</strong> Christmas spirit. Isn’t that horrible? How<br />
“consumerist culture” is it to NEED <strong>the</strong> mall to feel<br />
festive. I violently broke myself <strong>of</strong> that habit before<br />
I had children that would also get indoctrinated with<br />
<strong>the</strong> <strong>com</strong>pulsion to endure thousands <strong>of</strong> rude people<br />
bustling around to pay too much for <strong>gift</strong>s <strong>the</strong>y didn’t<br />
even put any thought into. But <strong>the</strong> thing that really<br />
intrigued me was <strong>the</strong> juxtaposing Christmas songs<br />
being piped into that circus telling lies ab<strong>out</strong> smiling<br />
faces and joy.<br />
I didn’t throw <strong>the</strong> baby Jesus <strong>out</strong> with <strong>the</strong><br />
20 december 14-20, 2006 | entertaining u newspaper<br />
bathwater; I just gave up <strong>the</strong> mall. When I was<br />
younger my parents had Christmas albums by Evie<br />
and Johnny Mathis. They were torture, even when<br />
<strong>the</strong>y were all I knew <strong>of</strong> Christmas music. But when<br />
<strong>the</strong>y took me to <strong>the</strong> mall I would hear Frank Sinatra,<br />
Bing Crosby, and even The Jackson 5. So to benefit<br />
my children, I have spent <strong>the</strong> last ten years trying to<br />
accumulate a terrific collection <strong>of</strong> seasonal music<br />
that will help <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> get into <strong>the</strong> spirit, with<strong>out</strong> all <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> shopping and capitalizing.<br />
The first CD I put on every Christmas is called<br />
Christmas Sing with Frank and Bing. Although<br />
my favorite had always been The Bing Crosby<br />
Christmas Album, I actually haven’t purchased <strong>the</strong><br />
CD version yet (<strong>gift</strong> hint), and <strong>of</strong> all <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Sinatra<br />
and Bing Christmas albums, Christmas Sing with<br />
Frank and Bing is my new favorite. On this album,<br />
<strong>the</strong> two crooners talk through<strong>out</strong> as though <strong>the</strong>y<br />
were hosting a caroling cocktail party, and <strong>the</strong>y<br />
make odd jokes ab<strong>out</strong> getting drunk. I think <strong>the</strong>y<br />
even talk ab<strong>out</strong> wife swapping or something. It’s<br />
hard to understand <strong>the</strong>ir cool-cat mumble in parts. In<br />
addition to <strong>the</strong> candor <strong>the</strong> stars provide, I also enjoy<br />
Frank’s from-<strong>the</strong>-hip versions <strong>of</strong> ‘Have Yourself a<br />
Merry Little Christmas’ and ‘Santa Claus is Coming<br />
to Town,’ and <strong>the</strong> duet <strong>of</strong> ‘Jingle Bells.’ But <strong>the</strong> real<br />
cherry on this album is <strong>the</strong>ir version <strong>of</strong> Cole Porter’s<br />
“Well Did You Evah?’<br />
After adjusting to <strong>the</strong> traditions <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> season<br />
with Frank and Bing, I will usually switch to <strong>the</strong><br />
funkier Christmas jams found on my Jackson<br />
5 Christmas. From Michael Jackson’s hit ‘Little<br />
Christmas Tree’ to <strong>the</strong>ir version <strong>of</strong> ‘I Saw Mama<br />
Kissin’ Santa Clause,’ nothing is more festive than<br />
Michael’s pre-pubescent voice backed up by his<br />
siblings and <strong>the</strong> Motown band. When that album<br />
ends, you’re going to be sad, so <strong>the</strong> trick is this:<br />
Put on Someday at Christmas by Stevie Wonder.<br />
Although his version <strong>of</strong> ‘Ave Maria’ is tedious,<br />
you can start <strong>the</strong> album on number three, ‘Little<br />
Drummer Boy,’ and <strong>the</strong> rest <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> album is a hit.<br />
‘Christmastime’ and ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Me’ are<br />
among my favorites.<br />
By now you’ve enjoyed some <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> traditionals<br />
in various forms, so just to finish up <strong>the</strong> classics,<br />
I usually put on A 1940s Christmas because it has<br />
all <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> classics sung to big band arrangements,<br />
including Rod McKuen’s version <strong>of</strong> ‘Baby, It’s Cold<br />
Outside,’ Judy Garland doing ‘Have Yourself a Merry<br />
Little Christmas,’ ‘Jingle Bells’ by Benny Goodman<br />
and ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town’ by <strong>the</strong> Tommy<br />
Dorsey Orchestra. If that doesn’t <strong>com</strong>pletely satisfy<br />
your craving for <strong>the</strong> spirit, pour yourself a strong<br />
eggnog and hit Dean Martin’s Season’s Greetings.<br />
From beginning to end, this album reminds me <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
holiday-drunk uncle I never had.<br />
Glenn Miller is great for holiday parties, since<br />
<strong>the</strong>y are mostly big-band instrumentals, <strong>the</strong>y play<br />
well in <strong>the</strong> background and make you feel right<br />
wearing a bad sweater and holding a martini. Willie<br />
Nelson’s Pretty Paper is ano<strong>the</strong>r classic that we<br />
listen to during <strong>the</strong> annual hunt for a Christmas tree<br />
with <strong>the</strong> whole family piled into <strong>the</strong> car. Of course<br />
no Christmas is <strong>com</strong>plete with<strong>out</strong> If Every Day Was<br />
like Christmas, Elvis’ classic holiday album. With 24<br />
tracks, Elvis doesn’t leave anything <strong>out</strong>, and it even<br />
ends with a personal “Merry Christmas” from Elvis<br />
and a haunting version <strong>of</strong> ‘Silent Night.’<br />
To get <strong>com</strong>pletely away from <strong>the</strong> traditions<br />
<strong>of</strong> your parents, grand parents, and even greatgrandparents,<br />
<strong>the</strong>re are some more contemporary<br />
options. On one hand, anyone can go <strong>out</strong> and get<br />
<strong>the</strong> new Sufjan Stevens’ Songs for Christmas, but<br />
I revel a little more in <strong>the</strong> rarities. By rarities I don’t<br />
just mean my Yo! MTV Raps Christmas album Yo<br />
Ho Ho, but some <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> gems featuring more current<br />
artists that are harder to <strong>com</strong>e across. For instance,<br />
<strong>the</strong> <strong>com</strong>pilation album Maybe This Christmas has an<br />
amazing version <strong>of</strong> ‘Blue Christmas’ by Bright Eyes,<br />
‘Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas’ by Coldplay,<br />
and a strange duet between Barenaked Ladies and<br />
Sarah McLachlan.<br />
Okay, so you’re tired <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> same twenty<br />
songs by varying artists, here are some <strong>out</strong>standing<br />
Christmas songs that step <strong>out</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> tradition. The<br />
first one to note is ‘Fa<strong>the</strong>r Christmas’ by The Kinks.<br />
This punkish Christmas song is ab<strong>out</strong> a bunch <strong>of</strong><br />
poor kids robbing Santa Clause. For something a<br />
little more recent, look into The Flaming Lips’ original<br />
song ‘A Change at Christmas (Say It Isn’t So)’ or<br />
<strong>the</strong> rare, but classic, duet with Tom Waits and Peter<br />
Murphy called ‘Christmas Sucks.’ For <strong>the</strong> most part,<br />
you have to dig around on <strong>the</strong> Internet to find those<br />
songs, but ano<strong>the</strong>r great various artists Christmas<br />
album is <strong>the</strong> import It’s a Cool Cool Christmas,<br />
which has songs by The Dandy Warhols, Grandaddy,<br />
The Flaming Lips, Teenage Fan Club, The Eels, Snow<br />
Patrol, and even Low.<br />
Christmas can have everything from <strong>the</strong><br />
sarcasm <strong>of</strong> Tom Waits to <strong>the</strong> freshness <strong>of</strong> Bright<br />
Eyes, even when <strong>the</strong>y are singing traditional songs.<br />
On <strong>the</strong> Belle & Sebastian’s Peel Sessions,<br />
<strong>the</strong>y perform a set <strong>of</strong> Christmas songs that include<br />
“Santa Clause, Go Straight to <strong>the</strong> Ghetto’ and <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
cover <strong>of</strong> Elvis’ ‘Santa Bring My Baby Back to Me.’<br />
I usually don’t like Belle & Sebastian, but in this<br />
performance <strong>the</strong>y avoid <strong>the</strong>ir usual pretension and<br />
play some great seasonal songs.
lights, boats and music<br />
str8-up at whitey’s light parade<br />
by Rick gRant rickgrant01@<strong>com</strong>cast.net<br />
Ten years ago, I retired from any fur<strong>the</strong>r judging<br />
activities. However, I make one exception every<br />
year–Whitey’s Fish Camp’s Annual Lighted Boat<br />
Parade. Last year, it was viciously cold on that dock<br />
and I emerged as a frozen geezer-cicle. This year, I<br />
bundled up with serious cold wea<strong>the</strong>r gear and I was<br />
as warm as toast until <strong>the</strong> cold ate through my pants<br />
and my butt got frozen.<br />
Thirty boats <strong>of</strong> all sizes entered <strong>the</strong> contest<br />
with some truly creative lighting. Joining me on that<br />
icy dock were Eve Szymanski <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Clay County<br />
Chamber and Tourism Council, Dave Brennan <strong>of</strong><br />
Folio Weekly, and Rita Dissow <strong>of</strong> Clay Today. The<br />
winner <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> lighted boat parade won an all expense<br />
paid trip for two to Trenton, New Jersey–no way<br />
Jose–it’s really <strong>the</strong> Bahamas. Trenton is nice if you<br />
like smokestacks and air you can taste.<br />
The guy dressed as Santa with <strong>the</strong> live band on<br />
board was back this year, but he won last year, so I<br />
scored him low. A boat with <strong>the</strong> skyline <strong>of</strong> Jacksonville<br />
in lights was impressive. But <strong>the</strong> boat with <strong>the</strong><br />
<strong>com</strong>puter synced music and lights got my highest<br />
vote. The lights changed and fireworks were blasted<br />
<strong>of</strong>f at key points in <strong>the</strong> music. It was a floating rock<br />
show.<br />
For this fourth annual event, <strong>the</strong> crowd was <strong>the</strong><br />
biggest ever with satellite parking across <strong>the</strong> bridge.<br />
A shuttle brought people back to Whitey’s. Hundreds<br />
<strong>of</strong> people lined up on <strong>the</strong> bridge to view <strong>the</strong> spectacle.<br />
All <strong>the</strong> docks across <strong>the</strong> river were decorated<br />
with lights. Whitey’s was packed with an overflow<br />
crowd, with many families and kids galore. Yes, this<br />
had be<strong>com</strong>e a major event for <strong>the</strong> Fleming Island region.<br />
Who knew that Whitey’s would emerge as <strong>the</strong><br />
epicenter <strong>of</strong> Christmas spirit for all <strong>of</strong> Clay County?<br />
After enjoying dinner, I hung around until <strong>the</strong><br />
band played. For this year’s hoopla, Str8-Up was <strong>the</strong><br />
featured live entertainment. This six piece funkadelic<br />
soul band has gone through some personnel changes<br />
since <strong>the</strong> last time I covered <strong>the</strong>ir act at Brewster.<br />
The most significant artist to join <strong>the</strong> group is Myrna<br />
Lynn Stallworth–a statuesque power<strong>house</strong> who can<br />
belt <strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> Motown catalogue with a quality voice<br />
that cuts through <strong>the</strong> mix.<br />
Myrna’s strong, emotionally charged voice and<br />
magnetic stage persona gives <strong>the</strong> band a memorable<br />
identity. Born in Jacksonville, Myrna gravitated to<br />
music at an early age. Her childhood was spent<br />
singing gospel music. It wasn’t until <strong>the</strong> age <strong>of</strong> 33<br />
that Myrna felt <strong>the</strong> desire to pursue a secular musical<br />
career. Myrna is a <strong>gift</strong>ed singer, songwriter, arranger,<br />
and performer. She is a tower <strong>of</strong> power at 6’2”. This<br />
gal is <strong>the</strong> real deal.<br />
My main man, Excel Lewis, drives <strong>the</strong> band<br />
on drums. Lewis came to Jax two years ago and is<br />
experienced playing in many ensembles and many<br />
different genres, including funk, jazz, and rock bands<br />
over <strong>the</strong> years. He’s a solid player who anchors <strong>the</strong><br />
band’s killer grooves. Lewis was instrumental in<br />
starting Str8-Up in Jacksonville.<br />
Jim Wallace plays all single and double reed<br />
instruments. A Berkeley School <strong>of</strong> Music scholarship<br />
recipient, Jim’s instrument <strong>of</strong> choice is <strong>the</strong> tenor<br />
saxophone. Jim is also versatile and very experienced,<br />
having played in innumerable ensembles.<br />
He likes R&B and funk and his trademark sound is<br />
mixing jazz-oriented background into <strong>the</strong> elements <strong>of</strong><br />
Str8-Up’s soul-based rhythms.<br />
Bassist Jeffrey Abraham is from Augusta,<br />
Georgia and has been playing bass since <strong>the</strong> age <strong>of</strong><br />
fourteen. He’s played in many memorable ensembles<br />
including gospel groups. After his Navy career<br />
Jeff returned to his musical roots, playing in bands<br />
and studying bass.<br />
Julius Walker, on guitar, was born in Mississippi<br />
and raised in St. Louis, which gave him a<br />
varied musical background. His blues roots have<br />
served him well. Julius brings years <strong>of</strong> experience to<br />
<strong>the</strong> table for this funk-soul band and that experience<br />
shows in his <strong>com</strong>ping and inventive lead playing.<br />
Also on guitar is John Parker-Urban who is<br />
ano<strong>the</strong>r guitar burner who brings his diverse background<br />
to <strong>the</strong> Str8-Up lineup. John is one <strong>of</strong> those<br />
guitarists who can play any style, soaking up his<br />
many influences and creating an original technique.<br />
John loves playing with Str8-Up because <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> infectious<br />
grooves that set up his blistering solos.<br />
So it was a dynamite event at Whitey’s with<br />
<strong>the</strong> dazzling lighted boat parade, <strong>the</strong> great food, and<br />
Str8-Up grooving on <strong>the</strong> bandstand. Man, this was a<br />
hip happening <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> highest order.<br />
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live music<br />
shows calendar<br />
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14<br />
Open Mic w/Colleen Murphy Trade Winds Lounge,<br />
St. Augustine (829-8646)<br />
The Committee Cortesse’s, St. Augustine (825-6775)<br />
Gutterboy Cecil’s, Jax (744-5132)<br />
Blackcreek Road<strong>house</strong>, Orange Park (264-0611)<br />
Nathan Holley Bukkets, Jax Beach (246-7701)<br />
Ricky Skaggs Florida Theatre, Jax<br />
2 Blue The Landing, Jax<br />
Christopher Williams European Street, Jax (399-1740)<br />
Dot Wilder Jazz Trio Layla’s, Jax<br />
Excene Cervenka & <strong>the</strong> Original Sinners Jack<br />
Rabbits, Jax (398-7496)<br />
Yancy Clegg Culhane’s Irish Pub, Jax (249-9595)<br />
Ralph E. & <strong>the</strong> Jammers Sun Dog Steak &<br />
Seafood, Neptune Beach (241-8221)<br />
Ron Perry Mercury Moon, Orange Park (215-8999)<br />
Mariachi Guadalajara Jimadores, Jax (739-5828)<br />
Marce Reefer’s, Jax (737-6300)<br />
Peter Rowan Freebird Live, Jax Beach (246-2473)<br />
Steve Plays Too Loud London Bridge, Jax (359-0001)<br />
The Driftwoods Creekside Dinery, St. Augustine (829-6113)<br />
Porcelain Black French Quarter, Jax (732-9550)<br />
Johnny Flood Aromas, Ponte Vedra (280-2525)<br />
Nimble Jim & <strong>the</strong> Ointment Brewsters, Jax (223-9850)<br />
Boogie Freaks Square One, Jax (306-9004)<br />
Wes Cobb Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (246-4293)<br />
Cornerstone The Mill Top, St. Augustine (829-2329)<br />
Big Engine Coyote’s, Orange Park (269-6837)<br />
The Daileys Ragtime Tavern, Atlantic Beach (241-7877)<br />
Ron Rodriguez Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955)<br />
Chuck Nash My Place, Jax (737-5299)<br />
Little Green Men West Inn Cantina, Jax (389-1131)<br />
De Lions <strong>of</strong> Jah Twisted Sisters, Jax Beach (241-6453)<br />
Sidewalk 65 Latitudes Café, Atlantic Beach<br />
Mr. Natural Whitey’s Fish Camp, Orange Park (269-4198)<br />
THURSDAY-SAT., DEC. 14-16<br />
Shrimp City Slim A1A Aleworks, St. Augustine (829-2977)<br />
Blistur Rivers Edge, Fernandina Beach (491-3849)<br />
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15<br />
Not <strong>the</strong> Norm Monkey’s Uncle, Mandarin (260-1349)<br />
Dana Salmela Cross Creek Restaurant, Jax<br />
Dr. Stone & <strong>the</strong> Rock & Roll Chrome French<br />
Quarter, Jax (732-9550)<br />
Cliff Worrell & <strong>the</strong> Restless Kind Papagallos, St. Augustine<br />
The Impediments Creekside Dinery, St. Augustine (829-6113)<br />
Hoodrock Thee Imperial, Jax (475-0488)<br />
Nervous Dogs, Alligator Wacky Ware<strong>house</strong>, St. Augustine<br />
Tarantino Endo Exo, Jax (396-7733)<br />
Dawn Patrol Culhane’s Irish Pub, Jax (249-9595)<br />
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<strong>the</strong> sounds trains make<br />
a hip happening at london bridge<br />
by Rick gRant rickgrant01@<strong>com</strong>cast.net<br />
Erik DeLuca’s one-man electronica band called<br />
The Sounds Trains Make performed on <strong>the</strong> sidewalk<br />
<strong>out</strong>side <strong>the</strong> London Bridge Pub. Simultaneously,<br />
Derek Desislets performed a freestyle art project<br />
on a large canvas. This avant garde performance<br />
art was part <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Wednesday ArtWalk happening<br />
around <strong>the</strong> city.<br />
When I arrived at this beatnik be-in, Erik was<br />
just setting up his keyboard and effects devices. He<br />
also plays guitar with <strong>the</strong> orchestration he sets up on<br />
his sampling keyboard. The music includes overlaid<br />
narration <strong>of</strong> a woman telling a story. It’s somewhat<br />
reminiscent <strong>of</strong> Frank Zappa’s famous album Uncle<br />
Meat.<br />
Yes, it’s <strong>out</strong>-<strong>the</strong>re but mesmerizing, especially<br />
watching Derek paint his art piece inspired by <strong>the</strong><br />
music. Although <strong>the</strong> music sounds like random<br />
doodling, it does have a loose structure on which<br />
Erik can improvise. He uses overlaid loops on which<br />
he injects his guitar excursions and o<strong>the</strong>r sounds,<br />
creating music that sounds like it could be <strong>the</strong><br />
soundtrack for some serious dramatic film scenario.<br />
The large group <strong>of</strong> young people who had ga<strong>the</strong>red<br />
around Erik and Derek’s performance were very<br />
curious ab<strong>out</strong> my presence <strong>the</strong>re. They were asking<br />
me many questions ab<strong>out</strong> how I heard ab<strong>out</strong> this<br />
event, implying why someone <strong>of</strong> my vintage would<br />
be <strong>the</strong>re. But what <strong>the</strong>y don’t realize is anything that<br />
today’s young people can conjure up as new, has<br />
been done before. In <strong>the</strong> Late 1960s and early 1970s<br />
this type <strong>of</strong> experimental music was being played in<br />
Central Park in New York City and San Francisco’s<br />
many parks that hosted <strong>the</strong> hippie scene. The impromptu<br />
ga<strong>the</strong>rings were called be-ins or happenings.<br />
They didn’t have today’s modern electronic<br />
keyboards, but <strong>the</strong>y used electric guitars and o<strong>the</strong>r<br />
instruments as well as percussion.<br />
As a senior journalist and former music producer,<br />
I’ve always encouraged young people to go<br />
<strong>out</strong>side consensus reality to experiment with new<br />
forms and structures ei<strong>the</strong>r in art or music. Of<br />
course, Brian Eno and Philip Glass are <strong>the</strong> icons <strong>of</strong><br />
this genre and <strong>the</strong>y have been influencing <strong>the</strong> purveyors<br />
<strong>of</strong> this music for many years.<br />
Erik is an UNF student studying video production.<br />
Derek is also an UNF student. They both do this<br />
type <strong>of</strong> avant-garde performance art any chance<br />
<strong>the</strong>y can get. It was perfect for <strong>the</strong> ArtWalk crowd<br />
who made <strong>the</strong> London Bridge Pub <strong>the</strong>ir last stop to<br />
have a few beers and enjoy <strong>the</strong> music and performance<br />
art on <strong>the</strong> sidewalk.<br />
Around town, <strong>the</strong>re were many hip happenings<br />
where art was displayed and music was heard.<br />
The main venues were <strong>the</strong> Library where <strong>the</strong> Junior<br />
League presented <strong>the</strong> Festival <strong>of</strong> Trees and Lights.<br />
The Bryan Building L<strong>of</strong>t Gallery was presented by<br />
<strong>the</strong> Hemming Plaza Jewelers with over 30 artists<br />
displaying works in <strong>the</strong> L<strong>of</strong>t Gallery above <strong>the</strong> store.<br />
Then, Downtown 101 was a one-hour course on<br />
Downtown Jacksonville’s history beginning <strong>out</strong>side<br />
<strong>the</strong> Main Library. At 9:00 pm was <strong>the</strong> <strong>of</strong>ficial ArtWalk<br />
After Party at <strong>the</strong> Twisted Martini, sponsored by Gala<br />
Rouge Wine. And <strong>of</strong> course, simultaneously at 9:00<br />
pm, <strong>the</strong> informal party at <strong>the</strong> London Bridge Pub,<br />
which was <strong>the</strong> last stop for many <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> walkers in<br />
this unique event.<br />
The First Wednesday ArtWalk was a smashing<br />
success and I witnessed many people on <strong>the</strong> streets<br />
participating. For a weekday night in Jacksonville,<br />
which is normally dead as dirt, that was a remarkable<br />
ac<strong>com</strong>plishment and tribute to <strong>the</strong> organizers’<br />
promotional efforts. This event and o<strong>the</strong>r citywide<br />
entertainment happenings will help promote <strong>the</strong> inner-city<br />
as a safe and hip place to go for nightlife.<br />
There are new and exciting venues where cool things<br />
are happening. Go to www.DowntownJacksonville.<br />
org to find <strong>out</strong> more ab<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> rise <strong>of</strong> downtown as<br />
<strong>the</strong> hip place to party and live.
on <strong>the</strong> first day <strong>of</strong> christmas…<br />
Christina Wagner and Rob Roy photo by Dennis Ho<br />
Jack Rabbits’ Twelve Days <strong>of</strong> Christmas<br />
by jon boswoRth jaxvillain@yahoo.<strong>com</strong><br />
Beginning on Monday December 18th Jack<br />
Rabbits kicks <strong>of</strong>f <strong>the</strong>ir annual Twelve Days <strong>of</strong> Christmas.<br />
Jack Rabbits is known among local musicians<br />
as <strong>the</strong> salvation <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> local music scene. Before<br />
Jack Rabbits opened, <strong>the</strong>re were huge gaps <strong>of</strong> time<br />
when <strong>the</strong>re would be no clubs that would let original<br />
bands play. When Jack Rabbits finally came around,<br />
<strong>the</strong> music scene started to flourish. Of course it is<br />
impossible to please everybody, and Jack Rabbits<br />
has its share <strong>of</strong> bad blood in <strong>the</strong> music scene, for<br />
<strong>the</strong> most part people that enjoy bands that aren’t big<br />
enough to sell <strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> arena appreciate a club like<br />
Jack Rabbits that brings great bands in. I couldn’t<br />
begin to tell you how many great shows I’ve seen in<br />
that smoky little room. From Modest Mouse to Yellowcard,<br />
I’ve seen so many great shows <strong>the</strong>re that it<br />
even rivals Einstein’s in my memory.<br />
To those musicians honest enough to admit<br />
it to <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>selves, Jack Rabbits is <strong>the</strong> patriarch <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> local music scene. They cultivated a scene that<br />
was starting to disappear after <strong>the</strong> Milk Bar and <strong>the</strong><br />
Moto Lounge closed back in <strong>the</strong> mid-nineties. Since<br />
opening, owners Tim and Ann Hall have managed to<br />
start a couple <strong>of</strong> annual trends. One is <strong>the</strong>ir Freedom<br />
Rock show on <strong>the</strong> Fourth <strong>of</strong> July, where you can<br />
expect to hear great local bands covering patriotic<br />
songs <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir own choosing, and <strong>the</strong> Twelve Days<br />
<strong>of</strong> Christmas. You aren’t necessarily guaranteed a<br />
Christmas carol, or even a gentile band, but <strong>the</strong> Halls<br />
try to book Jacksonville’s best local bands during<br />
(continued on page 24)<br />
Dang!<br />
Keith Foskey The Norm Bar, Jax (384-9928)<br />
Tim Hazen High Tide Café, St. Augustine<br />
Dot Wilder Jazz Trio Village Café, Jax (389-3995)<br />
Roger That My Place, Jax (737-5299)<br />
Empire Burrito Gallery, Jax (598-2922)<br />
Nate Holley Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955)<br />
Effed, Ambertone Bourbon Street, Jax (641-8777)<br />
Dog & Pony Show The Landing, Jax<br />
Cliff Worrell & <strong>the</strong> Restless Kind Papagallos, St. Augustine<br />
Out <strong>of</strong> Season Brewsters Pit, Jax (223-9850)<br />
Brad Payne All-Stars Sports Bar, St. Augustine (827-9842)<br />
Too Many Shoes House <strong>of</strong> Jam, Mandarin (262-3377)<br />
Synergy Brass Quintet Church <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Good<br />
Shepherd, Jax<br />
Johnny Flood Aromas, Jax (928-0515)<br />
Island Mood Duo River City Brewing Company, Jax<br />
(398-2299)<br />
Str8 Up Tom & Betty’s, Jax (387-3311)<br />
Stu Weaver Outlet Mall, St. Augustine<br />
Tropic <strong>of</strong> Cancer The Breaks, Atlantic Beach<br />
Tumbleweed Club Fusion, St. Augustine (829-8333)<br />
Mr. Natural Cortesses, St. Augustine (825-6775)<br />
C5 Brewsters, Jax (223-9850)<br />
Normal Town West Inn Cantina, Jax (389-1131)<br />
Token Blonde Coyote’s, Orange Park (269-6837)<br />
Chuck Nash Scarlett’s, St. Augustine (824-6535)<br />
The Wainwrights Shannons Irish Pub, Jax<br />
Matt Collins Pauly’s Pizza, Jax (727-9101)<br />
Mortar, Inner Demons Freebird Live, Jax Beach (246-2473)<br />
Ace Winn Duo Copeland’s, Jax<br />
Susie Kite Whitey’s Fish Camp, Orange Park (269-4198)<br />
Jerry Melfi, LoriAnn The Conch House, St.<br />
Augustine (829-8646)<br />
FRIDAY-SATURDAY, DEC. 15-16<br />
Freeze Frame Cliff’s at <strong>the</strong> Beach, Atlantic Beach (249-2777)<br />
Ruckus Cliff’s, Jax (645-5162)<br />
Go Ask Alice Mercury Moon, Orange Park (215-8999)<br />
Crazy 88’s Dueling Pianos Ocean Club, Jax Beach<br />
(242-8884)<br />
Ghostrider Cheers, Mandarin (262-4337)<br />
Mo<strong>the</strong>rload Cap’n Odie’s, Mayport (241-8848)<br />
Wes Cobb Band Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach<br />
(246-4293)<br />
Ron Perry Casey’s Hideaway, Yulee<br />
Don’t Tell Anne Fionn Maccool’s, Jax Beach (242-9499)<br />
The Company Ragtime Tavern, Atlantic Beach (241-7877)<br />
Yankee Slickers Lynch’s Irish Pub, Jax Beach (249-5181)<br />
Driven Road<strong>house</strong>, Orange Park (264-0611)<br />
Livid Castaways, Mayport<br />
Josh Bowlus Simon’s, Jax (396-8088)<br />
Sax <strong>of</strong> Soul Bourbon Street, Jax (641-8777)<br />
Quest Latitudes Café, Atlantic Beach<br />
Boogie Freaks Square One, Jax (306-9004)<br />
‘3’ Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune Beach (241-8221)<br />
Lisa & <strong>the</strong> Mad Hatters Trade Winds Lounge, St.<br />
Augustine (829-8646)<br />
Pili Pili Caribbee Key, Neptune Beach (270-8940)<br />
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SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16<br />
Kenhe The Tree Steak<strong>house</strong>, Atlantic Beach (241-5600)<br />
Philler, Es<strong>the</strong>r Brewsters Pit, Jax (223-9850)<br />
Strings <strong>of</strong> Fire Jimadores, Jax (739-5828)<br />
Soul Release-Fhena Boomtown, Jax (632-0099)<br />
Payton Page Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955)<br />
Shawn Fisher, Coda House <strong>of</strong> Jam, Mandarin (262-3377)<br />
Nimble Jim & <strong>the</strong> Ointment Happy Stephano’s, Jax Beach<br />
Drive Shafts The Landing, Jax<br />
Higher Ground, String Theory French Quarter, Jax (732-9550)<br />
Wild Card Whitey’s Fish Camp, Orange Park (269-4198)<br />
Bobby Flynn & Derek Coghlan Culhane’s Irish Pub,<br />
Jax (249-9595)<br />
Night Owls Box Seats, Orange Park<br />
Blueground Undergrass Freebird Live, Jax Beach (246-2473)<br />
Big Engine Brewsters, Jax (223-9850)<br />
Sly Poonce Fuel, Jax (425-3835)<br />
The Natural Truth Atlantic Theatres, Atlantic Beach (249-PLAY)<br />
York, Sophmore Attempt Jack Rabbits, Jax (398-7496)<br />
Lauren Finham Perks! C<strong>of</strong>fee<strong>house</strong>, Jax (388-6950)<br />
Mike Shakelford The Homestead, Jax Beach (249-9660)<br />
Roger That Your Place, Jax Beach (221-9994)<br />
Stu Weaver Harry’s, Jax Beach (247-8855)<br />
McKenna Coyote’s, Orange Park (269-6837)<br />
Paul Lundgren Cortesse’s, St. Augustine (825-6775)<br />
Antiracist Fest Thee Imperial, Jax (475-0488)<br />
Eternal Students Frisky Mermaid, Fernandina Beach<br />
(261-3300)<br />
Nathan Holley Bukkets, Jax Beach (246-7701)<br />
Open Mic w/Larry Broussard St. Johns Pizza Grill,<br />
Jax (287-9900)<br />
The Naked Lunch Shannon’s Irish Pub, Jax<br />
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17<br />
Those Guys Sunset Grill, St. Augustine (471-5555)<br />
Jan Crawford & Friends Cortesse’s Flamingo, St.<br />
Augustine (825-6775)<br />
‘3’ Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune Beach (241-8221)<br />
David Milam Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955)<br />
El Toro Loco Mark’s Downtown, Jax (355-5099)<br />
Big Engine Reni’s Rooster, Jax (880-1111)<br />
Jager Dave Monkey’s Uncle, Mandarin (260-1349)<br />
John Waters Whitey’s Fish Camp, Orange Park (269-4198)<br />
Call To Preserve Thee Imperial, Jax (475-0488)<br />
The Driftwoods Creekside Dinery, St. Augustine (829-6113)<br />
Normal Town Ragtime, Atlantic Beach (241-7877)<br />
Liquid Limbs Inertia, Jax (355-6210)<br />
Chris Mucci Sun Cruz, Mayport<br />
3rd Bass w/Von Barlow The Casbah, Jax (981-9966)<br />
John Thomas Group Shelby’s C<strong>of</strong>fee, Atlantic<br />
Beach (249-5182)<br />
B.E.A.M., 20 Wt., Shawn Fisher Freebird Live, Jax<br />
Beach (246-2473)<br />
Dave Massey Monkey’s Uncle, Mandarin (260-1349)<br />
Vagabond’s Dream The Sandollar, Jax (251-3001)<br />
The Manti Club Fusion, St. Augustine (829-8333)<br />
MONDAY, DECEMBER 18<br />
Aerial Tribe Square One, Jax (306-9004)<br />
24 december 14-20, 2006 | entertaining u newspaper<br />
(twelve days <strong>of</strong> christmas... continued from page 23)<br />
Dan mcLintock,<br />
<strong>of</strong> sensei<br />
this event.<br />
When you catch a show at Jack Rabbits you<br />
can’t always count on <strong>the</strong> band being specifically<br />
your tastes. On any given night you could be listening<br />
to a metal, punk, or hip-hop group, so make sure<br />
you check <strong>the</strong>ir schedule before you head <strong>out</strong>. Also<br />
make sure that you know <strong>the</strong> time. On weeknights, if<br />
<strong>the</strong>y say <strong>the</strong> show starts at eight, it will start at eight<br />
and if you show up at eight thirty, you are very likely<br />
to miss <strong>the</strong> first band.<br />
Any local musician will also tell you that Jack<br />
Rabbits has <strong>the</strong> best sound <strong>of</strong> any local room. They<br />
always have a pr<strong>of</strong>essional sound technician that<br />
works with <strong>the</strong> band (unlike Freebird where <strong>the</strong><br />
sound technicians seem to work against <strong>the</strong> bands)<br />
and <strong>the</strong>y convey a great mix in <strong>the</strong> small room. Although<br />
it <strong>of</strong>ten seems too loud, that is usually what<br />
<strong>the</strong> band wants.<br />
Some bands to look for during <strong>the</strong> Twelve<br />
Days <strong>of</strong> Christmas include <strong>the</strong> hard-rock-indie <strong>of</strong><br />
(Schwa)Ray. Although <strong>the</strong>y may bill <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>selves as<br />
math rock, <strong>the</strong>y have more <strong>of</strong> a radio rock feel. I<br />
haven’t heard <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> since <strong>the</strong>ir most recent lineup<br />
change, but <strong>the</strong>y are worth a listen. (Schwa)Ray<br />
plays with Man Size Rat on December 20th.<br />
Jacksonville locals-gone-New York, Orange<br />
Park, will bring <strong>the</strong>ir peculiar breed <strong>of</strong> pop-rock to<br />
Jack Rabbits on December 22nd with Sensei. See<br />
our interview with this band in this issue for more<br />
details ab<strong>out</strong> <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>. On December 23rd it will be<br />
beginning to feel a lot like metal when Dummo takes<br />
<strong>the</strong> stage. Joining <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> are <strong>the</strong> radio rockers Manna<br />
Zen and Down Theory.<br />
Take Christmas Eve <strong>of</strong>f and <strong>com</strong>e back for<br />
a quiet acoustic Christmas with <strong>the</strong> gorgeous and<br />
talented Christina Wagner and a number <strong>of</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r<br />
acoustic acts. Christina’s set is always heartwrenching<br />
and a little erotic. She can’t help that,<br />
what her stylish beauty doesn’t do for you, her<br />
exotic voice certainly will. She isn’t girl folk, she has<br />
strength and intent behind her music.<br />
On December 28th <strong>the</strong> Twelve Days celebration<br />
goes street with four <strong>of</strong> Jacksonville’s hottest<br />
hip-hop acts on one stage. The ABs (pronounced<br />
<strong>the</strong> A-Bees) formerly known as Asamov, take <strong>the</strong><br />
stage and set this small room on fire. If you are not<br />
familiar with Willie Evans Jr, Therapy, Basic, and<br />
J-One-Da, <strong>the</strong>n get ready. This is hip-hop as good<br />
as you will find anywhere in <strong>the</strong> US performed by<br />
true musicians, and when it <strong>com</strong>es to <strong>the</strong> show,<br />
<strong>the</strong>y don’t slack. Like B-Boys that hail back to <strong>the</strong><br />
old pass-<strong>the</strong>-mic days <strong>of</strong> hip-hop, <strong>the</strong>se guys aren’t<br />
your street-gangster-gone-rappers. They make <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
beats, <strong>the</strong>n <strong>the</strong>y make <strong>the</strong> most <strong>of</strong> <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> live. They<br />
are joined by Astronautilus, <strong>the</strong> trip-hoppin Rob Roy,<br />
who is a one-man-show in his own right, and <strong>the</strong><br />
crunk sounds <strong>of</strong> Swordz. All <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>se groups are on<br />
<strong>the</strong> cusp <strong>of</strong> big things, national attention, and major<br />
success, so catch <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> in this rare intimate setting<br />
while you can.<br />
On December 29th Dang! and Hand <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
Host will bring <strong>the</strong> rock back into <strong>the</strong> club. Dang! is<br />
a power-rock band that will make you get up, get<br />
down, get up <strong>of</strong>f <strong>of</strong> your seat. Like <strong>the</strong> Jon Spencer<br />
Blues Explosion getting chased around with guns in<br />
<strong>the</strong> hands <strong>of</strong> a drunk Lynyrd Skynyrd, Dang! makes<br />
you have fun, or else. They are joined by <strong>the</strong> sometimes<br />
raw crooning blues <strong>of</strong> Hand <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Host. This<br />
band is fronted by Jacksonville songwriter <strong>of</strong> Common<br />
Thread fame Joe Parker, and he is backed by a<br />
full-scale four-piece band <strong>of</strong> skilled musicians. They<br />
play it sloppy by choice, but this is far from <strong>the</strong>ir first<br />
rodeo.<br />
DeCembeR 18<br />
The Radio Shag, Effed, Lost Kaos, The Pinstripes,<br />
Good Fortune, Good Journey<br />
DeCembeR 19<br />
Whaleface, I Love U, Fidelity Crisis, Madison<br />
Fade<strong>out</strong>, Lost By Victory<br />
DeCembeR 20<br />
Es<strong>the</strong>r , The Picture Show, (Schwa)Ray, Man<br />
Sized Rat<br />
DeCembeR 21<br />
Deadstar Assembly, Dr. Stone & The RNR<br />
Chrome, Rubbing Down Debbie, String Theory<br />
DeCembeR 22<br />
Orange Park, Sensei, Matlock, Parade The City<br />
DeCembeR 23<br />
Manna Zen, Callous, Devereux, Down Theory,<br />
Dummo<br />
DeCembeR 25 - ACoustiC XmAs i<br />
The Embraced, Gunwitch, Christina Wagner,<br />
Bobby Amaru<br />
DeCembeR 26<br />
The Saddest Thing, Sly Poonce<br />
DeCembeR 27<br />
Chris McCarty Band, No More Kings, Yancey<br />
Clegg, Caution Children<br />
DeCembeR 28<br />
The ABs, Astronautalis, Swordz, Rob Roy<br />
DeCembeR 29<br />
Dang!, Dash Rip Rock, Hand <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Host,<br />
Honey Culture, Rhinestone Corrina<br />
DeCembeR 30 - ACoustiC XmAs ii<br />
Burn Season, The Neverland Symphony, Evolemo,<br />
Autumn Effect
orange park goes international<br />
New york’s Orange Park <strong>com</strong>es home for <strong>the</strong> holidays<br />
by jon boswoRth jaxvillain@yahoo.<strong>com</strong><br />
WhAt: orange Park, sensei, matlock and Parade<br />
<strong>the</strong> City<br />
WheRe: Jack Rabbits<br />
When: Friday, December 22<br />
My most vivid memory <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> band Orange<br />
Park was from <strong>the</strong> Battle <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Bands at Middleburg<br />
High School in <strong>the</strong> early to mid nineties. They were<br />
called Lysergic Garage Party back <strong>the</strong>n and no one<br />
that was in <strong>the</strong> band actually attended <strong>the</strong> school.<br />
My friend’s fa<strong>the</strong>r, Artimus Pyle, was one <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> judges for <strong>the</strong> event, so we rode <strong>out</strong> to <strong>the</strong> show<br />
with him. During <strong>the</strong> set, I was standing next to Artimus<br />
discussing how different Lysergic Garage Party<br />
was from <strong>the</strong> Middleburg-metal and punk bands.<br />
Someone asked what “lysergic” meant and Artimus<br />
turned to explain that ‘lysergic’ was <strong>the</strong> ‘L’ in LSD.<br />
As he explained this, he was licking some sort <strong>of</strong><br />
breath-freshener that consisted <strong>of</strong> a wand that he<br />
dipped into a vial before rubbing it on his tongue.<br />
Everyone around heard <strong>the</strong> bearded, ex-Lynyrd Skynyrd<br />
drummer talking ab<strong>out</strong> LSD and thought he had<br />
relapsed into his glory days.<br />
“Lysergic Garage party worked when we were<br />
in high school taking LSD on stage, or when Harv<br />
wore dresses and Tampons in his hair, but after a<br />
while we just wanted to take things a bit more seriously<br />
and have <strong>the</strong> name sort <strong>of</strong> represent what<br />
we’re all ab<strong>out</strong>,” said one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> singer, guitarist,<br />
songwriters for Orange Park, Justin Moore.<br />
Justin is one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> three Moores in Orange<br />
Park, and his answers to my interview questions<br />
were condescending and pretentious, so for <strong>the</strong> remainder<br />
<strong>of</strong> this article I will only include Jeff Moore’s<br />
quotes. Jeff and Justin Moore both play guitar and<br />
sing, while <strong>the</strong>ir cousin Jay Moore plays drums and<br />
Harv plays bass.<br />
“For <strong>the</strong> past few months we have been working<br />
on our new album with Shannon Ferguson from<br />
<strong>the</strong> sixth o.c. mix<br />
album review<br />
3 stARs <strong>out</strong> <strong>of</strong> 5<br />
Artist: various<br />
title: Covering Our Tracks<br />
The sixth O.C. Mix Covering Our Tracks is<br />
somewhat similar to <strong>the</strong> fourth season <strong>the</strong> O.C. has<br />
been having. They’re both nothing new or exciting,<br />
but just a strange and sort <strong>of</strong> boring attempt to<br />
recreate <strong>the</strong> magic that once made <strong>the</strong> O.C. pure<br />
primetime television gold. The album is a <strong>com</strong>pilation<br />
<strong>of</strong> covers <strong>of</strong> songs that were previously featured<br />
on <strong>the</strong> O.C. mixes or on <strong>the</strong> show. It’s in an<br />
indie rock style that most <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> O.C. mix listeners<br />
from before can relate to, and o<strong>the</strong>r indie rock fans<br />
could appreciate.<br />
It’s got an eclectic mix <strong>of</strong> artists that give a<br />
new life to many <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> songs. Although most <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> band Longwave. All <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> tracking is<br />
<strong>com</strong>plete and we are currently in <strong>the</strong> mixing<br />
process.”<br />
We can expect Jacksonville’s native<br />
superstar producer, Pete Thornton, to put<br />
his stamp on <strong>the</strong> album by being a part <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> mixing and mastering. Orange Park’s<br />
last album, Songs from <strong>the</strong> Unknown, was<br />
produced by Thornton and released on Young American<br />
Recordings. After putting toge<strong>the</strong>r a demo and<br />
getting some ink in <strong>the</strong> New York Times, <strong>the</strong>y worked<br />
hard and toured until <strong>the</strong>ir popularity in Japan turned<br />
some heads and ultimately got <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> a record deal.<br />
The more cynical critics from <strong>the</strong> old school<br />
scene liken Orange Park’s new sound to Hanson,<br />
while most <strong>com</strong>pare it to Ben Harper or Mat<strong>the</strong>w<br />
Sweet. The poppy ‘Make Up Your Mind’ has a video<br />
and, if you have an Xbox, you may have heard it in<br />
<strong>the</strong> video game Saint’s Row.<br />
eu: How hard was it to get into <strong>the</strong> scene in New<br />
York when you first arrived?<br />
Jm: It took a little while to figure <strong>out</strong> where <strong>the</strong> better<br />
places to play were. As far as getting into <strong>the</strong> scene<br />
we met up with a few bands and just started doing<br />
shows with <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> and before long people started to<br />
take notice.<br />
eu: What inspired <strong>the</strong> name change from Lysergic<br />
Garage Party (or just Lysergic) to Orange Park?<br />
Jm: No one could ever remember Lyser... I don’t<br />
even have <strong>the</strong> patience to type it. We decided to<br />
name <strong>the</strong> band something simple that represented<br />
where we came from, so a friend suggested Orange<br />
Park.<br />
eu: Would you have been able to achieve <strong>the</strong> same<br />
level <strong>of</strong> success from Jacksonville that you have<br />
from New York?<br />
Jm: No.<br />
<strong>the</strong> music is never heard on <strong>the</strong> actual show, it’s got<br />
<strong>the</strong> style <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> music that is typically featured on <strong>the</strong><br />
O.C. Many <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> artists on Covering Our Tracks are<br />
also played on <strong>the</strong> show.<br />
Unfortunately, many <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> songs <strong>com</strong>e <strong>out</strong><br />
a little awkward and have gone in <strong>the</strong> wrong direction.<br />
The most disappointing <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> tracks would<br />
definitely be <strong>the</strong> cover <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> show’s classic song,<br />
“California,” performed by <strong>the</strong> Mates <strong>of</strong> States. It’s<br />
got a sad, depressing feel to <strong>the</strong> already mellow,<br />
slow song. Indie favorites, such as Modest Mouse’s<br />
“Float On”, <strong>the</strong> Pixie’s “Debaser”, and <strong>the</strong> Killer’s<br />
“Smile Like You Mean It”, are given a new feel and<br />
a whole new direction. The popular songs being<br />
covered have a familiar appeal; some <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> lesser<br />
known songs make <strong>the</strong> album dull.<br />
Lady Sovereign pretty much makes <strong>the</strong> Sex<br />
Pistol’s “Pretty Vacant” her own, with some Joan<br />
Jett-punk-rock style to it. And Syd Matter takes Super<br />
Furry Animal’s “Hello Sunshine,” featured on <strong>the</strong><br />
O.C. mix volume two, into a haunting wispy version.<br />
The M’s are almost exactly replicating <strong>the</strong> Clinic’s<br />
“Come Into Our Room”.<br />
Previous O.C. mixes have done <strong>the</strong>ir own covers,<br />
but among a mix <strong>of</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r new releases. The old<br />
direction <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> mixes gave <strong>the</strong> albums a little more<br />
variety than Covering Our Tracks does. The previous<br />
volumes also kept <strong>the</strong> variety <strong>of</strong> song tempos,<br />
creating a perfect blend <strong>of</strong> songs to be featured on<br />
a <strong>com</strong>pilation. Covering Our Tracks does this, but<br />
eu: Is Justin still crazy?<br />
Jm: Yes<br />
eu: Has New York turned you all into Fashion Rockers<br />
yet?<br />
Jm: No.<br />
eu: Have you ever gotten into a knife fight with The<br />
Strokes?<br />
Jm: Yes.<br />
eu: Where is <strong>the</strong> record selling <strong>the</strong> best?<br />
JM: I’d say <strong>the</strong> East coast, and mostly <strong>the</strong> West<br />
coast, and also <strong>the</strong> Mid West, and <strong>the</strong> North and<br />
S<strong>out</strong>h are doing well.<br />
eu: What can we expect from your home<strong>com</strong>ing<br />
show?<br />
Jm: Tons <strong>of</strong> new songs. Good times. Pyrotechnics<br />
and booze.<br />
eu: You’re music seems to have moved drastically<br />
away from <strong>the</strong> Superchunkish indie rock it was back<br />
in <strong>the</strong> day and toward something more pop, what<br />
inspired <strong>the</strong> new direction, <strong>com</strong>mercial viability or a<br />
shift in influence?<br />
Jm: I’d say a shift in influence had something to do<br />
with it. But you can expect a bit more <strong>of</strong> our earlier<br />
sound in <strong>the</strong> new material.<br />
eu: Who is your favorite Jacksonville band? (Currently<br />
living here, or from here.)<br />
Jm: Lynyrd Skynyrd.<br />
eu: How have you all managed to stay toge<strong>the</strong>r with<br />
<strong>the</strong> same lineup for so long?<br />
Jm: Good question. I have no idea. Because we’re<br />
insane?<br />
with<strong>out</strong> too many really strong songs that stick <strong>out</strong><br />
to <strong>the</strong> listener.<br />
The O.C. mixes have somewhat evolved with<br />
time. The first and second were simliar and were<br />
a nice collection <strong>of</strong> all <strong>the</strong> hot new indie artists to<br />
hit mainstream culture. The holiday-<strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>ed third<br />
volume was almost all covers <strong>of</strong> favorite holiday<br />
classics, making it <strong>the</strong> most similar to Covering<br />
Our Tracks. The forth and fifth volumes stayed true<br />
to <strong>the</strong> big name indie music artists such as Sufjan<br />
Stevens, Rogue Wave, and Modest Mouse.<br />
The O.C. season this year is dull in <strong>the</strong> highest<br />
sense, sort <strong>of</strong> similar to this soundtrack. It’s<br />
trying to use <strong>the</strong> old and familiar formula for success,<br />
and falls somewhat short. If you like <strong>the</strong><br />
O.C., it’s still <strong>the</strong> O.C., but with<strong>out</strong> Marissa something<br />
was ultimately lost. I mean it definitely keeps<br />
<strong>the</strong> “O.C. Mix” feel, but as an album on its own, it<br />
stands somewhat weak. Some <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> more successful<br />
tracks, such as Rogue Wave’s “Debaser”<br />
and Tally Hall’s “Smile Like You Mean It” make <strong>the</strong><br />
album worth checking <strong>out</strong>.<br />
For all die-hard O.C. mix fans or show fans,<br />
<strong>the</strong> album will do you well. For musically curious,<br />
<strong>com</strong>pilation seekers, give Covering Our Tracks a<br />
shot, but it might not be <strong>the</strong> best volume <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
O.C. mixes to try first. Maybe if we’re faithful to our<br />
O.C. mixes as we try to be with this fourth season,<br />
we’ll see some <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> O.C. greatness we used to<br />
love. - bY moRGAn henLeY<br />
Billy Bowers Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune<br />
Beach (241-8221)<br />
Nolan Neal Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (246-4293)<br />
Goliath Flores The Casbah, Jax (981-9966)<br />
The Radio Shag, Effed Jack Rabbits, Jax (398-7496)<br />
Charlie Walker Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955)<br />
Endwell, Ithaca Thee Imperial, Jax (475-0488)<br />
Dan Potthast, Danka Brewsters Pit, Jax (223-9850)<br />
Sam Pacetti The Mill Top, St. Augustine (829-2329)<br />
Johnny Flood My Place, Jax (737-5299)<br />
Stu Weaver Harry’s, St. Augustine (824-7765)<br />
Little Green Men Lynch’s Irish Pub, Jax Beach (249-5181)<br />
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 19<br />
Erik Wink Spare Time Grille, Jax Beach (246-8099)<br />
Second String Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune<br />
Beach (241-8221)<br />
Matanzas Trade Winds Lounge, St. Augustine (829-8646)<br />
Ace Winn Duo Copeland’s, Jax (998-4414)<br />
Shawn Fisher Buffalo’s, Orange Park (778-1101)<br />
Christina Wagner & Friends Mark’s Downtown, Jax<br />
(355-5099)<br />
Pier Dance-BayStreet Casa Marina, Jax Beach<br />
Silver Lake Drive Cortesse’s, St. Augustine (825-6775)<br />
Will Pearsall The Mill Top, St. Augustine (829-2329)<br />
Whaleface, Fidelity Crisis Jack Rabbits, Jax (398-7496)<br />
Bill Rice Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955)<br />
Blistur Coyote’s, Orange Park (269-6837)<br />
We Speak Fuel, Jax (425-3835)<br />
Jimmy Solari My Place, Jax (737-5299)<br />
Chuck Nash Fionn MacCool’s, Jax Beach (242-9499)<br />
Seth Ramsdill Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (246-4293)<br />
El Toro Loco Square One, Jax (306-9004)<br />
Gene Nordan Mackenzie’s, Ponte Vedra (543-9143)<br />
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 20<br />
The Hackers Cortesse’s, St. Augustine (825-6775)<br />
The Cover Band Spare Time Grille, Jax Beach (246-8099)<br />
Glass Camels Ocean Club, Jax Beach (242-8884)<br />
Es<strong>the</strong>r, The Picture Show Jack Rabbits, Jax (398-7496)<br />
Teddy Washington Brix, Jax Beach<br />
Jimmy Parrish Fast Boys #210, Jax<br />
Dave Massey My Place, Jax (737-5299)<br />
Wes Cobb Band Square One, Jax (306-9004)<br />
Crystal Stafford, Aerial Tribe Starlite Café, Jax (356-4444)<br />
Mike Howard Creekside Dinery, St. Augustine (829-6113)<br />
Narcotic Nation Brewsters Pit, Jax (223-9850)<br />
Conrad Oberg London Bridge, Jax (359-0001)<br />
Stu Weaver The Mill Top, St. Augustine (829-2329)<br />
Clyde Mannael Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955)<br />
Jessica Pounds The Casbah, Jax<br />
Gutterboy Snookers, Jax (696-0714)<br />
Yellow Crystal Star Yesterday’s, Jax (387-0502)<br />
Seth Ramsdill Ragtime Tavern, Atlantic Beach (241-7877)<br />
Gene Nordan Mackenzie’s, Ponte Vedra (543-9143)<br />
Go Ask Alice River City Brewing Company, Jax<br />
(398-2299)<br />
The Mike Miller Band St. Nick’s Lounge, Jax (396-3396)<br />
El Toro Loco Aromas, Ponte Vedra (280-2525)<br />
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Chuck Nash Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune<br />
Beach (241-8221)<br />
Cloud 9 Fionn MacCool’s, Jax Beach (242-9499)<br />
Pili Pili Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (246-4293)<br />
Dave Massey My Place Bar & Grill, Jax (737-5299)<br />
up<strong>com</strong>ing shows<br />
orange Park Dec. 22, Jack Rabbits, 398-7496<br />
Derek trucks and susan tedeschi Dec. 27, Florida Theatre,<br />
355-2787<br />
<strong>the</strong> Wailers Dec. 28, Freebird Live, 246-2473<br />
Doodlebops Dec. 28, Times Union Center, 633-6110<br />
m<strong>of</strong>ro Dec. 29-31, Freebird Live, 246-2473<br />
Rev. billy Wirtz, Gunga Din Jan. 13, Cafe Eleven, 469-9311<br />
Rod stewart Jan. 13, Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena,<br />
630-3900<br />
eric Johnson Jan. 13, Freebird Live, 246-2473<br />
styx Jan. 14, 2007, Florida Theatre, 355-2787<br />
Galactic Jan. 14, Freebird Live, 246-2473<br />
John mayer Jan. 25, Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena,<br />
630-3900<br />
bill Gai<strong>the</strong>r and Friends Jan. 26, Veterans Memorial Arena,<br />
630-3900<br />
Corey smith Jan 26, Florida Theatre, 355-2787<br />
murder by Death Jan. 28, Freebird Live, 246-2473<br />
Los Lonely boys Feb. 1, Florida Theatre, 355-2787<br />
Willie nelson Feb. 6, Florida Theatre, 355-2787<br />
billy Joel Feb. 7, Veterans Memorial Arena, 353-3309.<br />
Joe bonamassa Feb. 9, Florida Theatre, 355-2787<br />
Kris Krist<strong>of</strong>ferson and Rosanne Cash Feb. 25, Florida<br />
Theatre, 355-2787<br />
Catie Curtis Feb. 25, Cafe Eleven, 469-9311<br />
michael Franks March 1, Florida Theatre, 355-2787<br />
Kathleen madigan March 6, Florida Theatre, 355-2787<br />
<strong>the</strong> new orleans Jazz orchestra March 9, Florida Theatre,<br />
355-2787<br />
John Gorka, sam Pacett March 9, Cafe Eleven, 469-9311<br />
<strong>the</strong> beach boys March 10, Florida Theatre, 355-2787<br />
<strong>the</strong> temptations and <strong>the</strong> Four tops March 18, Florida<br />
Theatre, 355-2787<br />
tom Rush March 22, Cafe Eleven, 469-9311<br />
Anoushka shankar March 23, Florida Theatre, 355-2787<br />
Leo Kottke March 29, Florida Theatre, 355-2787<br />
tom Jones April 9, Florida Theatre, 355-2787<br />
JUST ANNOUNCED<br />
JAmie FoXX, A Night <strong>of</strong> Comedy & Music, The Times Union<br />
Center , Jan. 31, tickets available on ticketmaster.<strong>com</strong><br />
26 december 14-20, 2006 | entertaining u newspaper<br />
<strong>the</strong> story <strong>of</strong> a macy’s<br />
christmas elf<br />
David Sedaris’ SantaLand Diaries<br />
performed live<br />
by jon boswoRth jaxvillain@yahoo.<strong>com</strong><br />
What: Live <strong>the</strong>atre: santaLand Diaries<br />
Where: museum <strong>of</strong> modern Art, Jacksonville (Formerly<br />
JmomA)<br />
When: Dec. 19, 20 and 21 7:30 p.m.<br />
“Worse than applying for a job as an elf, is <strong>the</strong><br />
very real possibility <strong>of</strong> not getting <strong>the</strong> job.”<br />
Jacksonville actor and playwright Ian Mairs<br />
performs a sardonic one-man show ab<strong>out</strong> being<br />
an elf in <strong>the</strong> New York Macy’s. If you’ve never read<br />
anything by David Sedaris, Ian Mairs’ one-man<br />
performance <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> The SantaLand Diaries is a great<br />
way to discover him. David Sedaris is a humorist,<br />
author, and sometimes NPR personality. His dry take<br />
on everyday life is always hilarious.<br />
From Barrel Fever through Dress My Family<br />
in Denim and Corduroy, Sedaris’ books read like a<br />
conversation with that catty gay friend that keeps<br />
you laughing. He is <strong>the</strong> gayer, thinner, wittier Garrison<br />
Keilor. His SantaLand Diaries was initially a radio<br />
essay that aired on <strong>the</strong> NPR show Morning Edition.<br />
It was this essay that earned him <strong>the</strong> popularity that<br />
started his career as a humorist.<br />
The Sedaris family is a strange sort <strong>of</strong> celebrity<br />
family. Not a celebrity family in <strong>the</strong> Baldwin or Arquette<br />
sense, but more <strong>of</strong> an avant-garde New York<br />
celebrity family. Although <strong>the</strong>y grew up in Raleigh,<br />
North Carolina, David and his sister, Amy Sedaris,<br />
have found a great deal <strong>of</strong> success in New York.<br />
Most <strong>of</strong> David’s books end up on <strong>the</strong> New<br />
York Times Best Seller list, and Amy has had<br />
a successful television and movie career, not<br />
to mention her own success as a writer. She<br />
recently released a humorous book ab<strong>out</strong> entertaining,<br />
but before that she wrote television<br />
with Steven Colbert on Strangers with Candy,<br />
has a regular advice column in Believer magazine,<br />
and even runs a popular cupcake and<br />
cheeseball <strong>com</strong>pany from her home in <strong>the</strong><br />
city. David and Amy have also written a number<br />
<strong>of</strong> plays toge<strong>the</strong>r under <strong>the</strong> pen name “The<br />
Talent Family.”<br />
The Santaland Diaries is one <strong>of</strong> David Sedaris’<br />
satirical takes on <strong>the</strong> Christmas season (and if you<br />
like it, you should check <strong>out</strong> his book Holidays on<br />
Ice). SantaLand Diaries was adapted for <strong>the</strong> stage in<br />
1998 by Joe Montello, and Ian Mairs has been perfecting<br />
his Sedaris by performing it for <strong>the</strong> last four<br />
Christmases.<br />
Mairs is hilarious. His performance doesn’t<br />
miss a single note <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> sarcasm laid thickly into<br />
this tale <strong>of</strong> an average cynic that takes on <strong>the</strong> role<br />
<strong>of</strong> one <strong>of</strong> Santa’s elves. Mairs plays Crumpet, this<br />
is <strong>the</strong> name Sedaris was assigned when he became<br />
one <strong>of</strong> Santa’s Little Helpers, and finding <strong>the</strong> Christmas<br />
spirit is a humorous struggle for this particular<br />
elf. While he has fantasies <strong>of</strong> meeting his soap opera<br />
heroes and even ab<strong>out</strong> his role as Crumpet being <strong>the</strong><br />
beginning <strong>of</strong> his daytime drama career, <strong>the</strong> funniest<br />
moments are <strong>the</strong> insights that The SantaLand Diaries<br />
provides on <strong>the</strong> ridiculous things we do for holiday<br />
traditions, as well as <strong>the</strong> ridiculous people humans<br />
can be, especially in Macy’s at Christmas.<br />
From his hilarious take on ethnic Santas to <strong>the</strong><br />
moving moment when he meets a Santa that might<br />
just be <strong>the</strong> real thing, Mairs’ portrayal <strong>of</strong> Sedaris is<br />
not only spot-on, but <strong>the</strong> magic <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> season might<br />
have snuck into <strong>the</strong> one-man-show. Somehow it<br />
did this with<strong>out</strong> derailing <strong>the</strong> whimsical mood or <strong>the</strong><br />
sarcastic tone.<br />
Ian Mairs performs this play annually on behalf<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Oasis Theater Studio. If you like what you see,<br />
you should look into being part <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Oasis Theater<br />
Studio. In addition to general acting classes, <strong>the</strong>y<br />
put on or take part in a large number <strong>of</strong> live <strong>the</strong>atre<br />
events around town, so if <strong>the</strong> stage isn’t for you,<br />
support a production or volunteer in o<strong>the</strong>r capacities.<br />
Ian is a critical part <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> group, and judging by his<br />
decision to maintain this “twisted holiday tradition,”<br />
as he said to <strong>the</strong> Times-Union, you can count on<br />
Oasis to put toge<strong>the</strong>r performances that step <strong>out</strong>side<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> traditional view.<br />
The performances <strong>of</strong> The SantaLand Diaries<br />
sell <strong>out</strong> almost every year, so if you call <strong>the</strong> museum<br />
and are unable to get tickets to ei<strong>the</strong>r <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> performances<br />
at <strong>the</strong> Jacksonville Museum <strong>of</strong> Modern Art,<br />
<strong>the</strong>n you can catch it at <strong>the</strong> Atlantic Beach Experimental<br />
Theatre on December 22nd and 23rd at 8<br />
p.m.
jewtopia<br />
<strong>the</strong> chosen book for <strong>the</strong> chosen people<br />
by dick kerekes dickkerekes@yahoo.<strong>com</strong><br />
Want an idea for a fantastic Christmas present?<br />
How ab<strong>out</strong> a couple <strong>of</strong> airline tickets to New York, a<br />
hotel room and tickets to <strong>the</strong> three year hit <strong>com</strong>edy<br />
Jewtopia?<br />
Too rich for your pocketbook? The next best<br />
idea is a new book entitled Jewtopia that has been<br />
specially marked down for you from $ 25.00 to<br />
24.99!!!<br />
Why should you buy this book? First it was<br />
written by a Jacksonville native, Sam Wolfson, with<br />
his artistic partner Bryan Fogel. They also wrote <strong>the</strong><br />
very successful play, and appeared in <strong>the</strong> leading<br />
roles in over 1,000 performances in Los Angeles<br />
and in New York. They still occasionally do <strong>the</strong> play<br />
but <strong>the</strong>y have been busy writing this book and negotiating<br />
<strong>the</strong> movie rights to Jewtopia. The play has<br />
been running for three years to packed <strong>house</strong>s, and<br />
show no signs <strong>of</strong> slowing down any time soon. I<br />
saw it in <strong>the</strong> opening year and reviewed it for Entertaining<br />
U.<br />
I know your first question is: WHAT IS THE<br />
PLAY ABOUT? It is <strong>the</strong> story <strong>of</strong> a gentile who wanted<br />
to marry a Jewish girl so he will never have to make<br />
ano<strong>the</strong>r decision. In <strong>the</strong> play Sam teaches Bryan<br />
how to be Jewish with hilarious results.<br />
IS THE BOOK DIFFERENT THAN THE PLAY?<br />
Yes, it could be called <strong>the</strong> ultimate guide to Judaism,<br />
presented in a farcical and irreverent style. It has lots<br />
<strong>of</strong> illustrations and pictures, always good in our visually<br />
oriented society, and <strong>the</strong>y are funny!<br />
IS THE BOOK FUNNY? Yes, it is possibly <strong>the</strong><br />
funniest I have ever read, and I know it is <strong>the</strong> most<br />
humorous book I have ever purchased at a cost <strong>of</strong><br />
ab<strong>out</strong> eleven cents per page (<strong>the</strong>re are 214 <strong>of</strong> <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>).<br />
I feel I must qualify funny. If you liked <strong>the</strong> movie<br />
“Borat” or you enjoy going to <strong>com</strong>edy clubs, watching<br />
The Early Show, Steven Colbert, or Saturday<br />
Night Live <strong>the</strong>n you will absolutely go wild ab<strong>out</strong><br />
Jewtopia. It is not a suitable <strong>gift</strong> for everyone, as it<br />
has a lot <strong>of</strong> pr<strong>of</strong>anity and sexual situations.<br />
DO YOU HAVE TO BE JEWISH TO ENJOY IT?<br />
No, but you will learn a lot, as you laugh, and you<br />
may want to Google <strong>the</strong> facts if you are buying <strong>the</strong><br />
book strictly for information, as Sam and Bryan have<br />
played fast and loose with a lot <strong>of</strong> information.<br />
I am sure you have heard <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> plays “Nunsense<br />
and Do Black Patent Lea<strong>the</strong>r Shoes Really<br />
Reflect Up, both have been very popular shows over<br />
<strong>the</strong> years, and <strong>the</strong>y are mainly ab<strong>out</strong> Catholics, but<br />
at least half <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> audiences are made up <strong>of</strong> non-<br />
Catholics. I rest my case, you could<br />
love it, no matter what you are or what<br />
planet you are from.<br />
I, though, was just going to sit<br />
down and read this book from cover<br />
to cover, but I found it is better to pick<br />
and choose a different topic for a few<br />
minutes each day. One <strong>of</strong> my favorite<br />
features is Phone Conversations with<br />
Jewish Mo<strong>the</strong>rs which has eight sections<br />
through<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> book. They are<br />
conversations <strong>the</strong> authors Sam and Bryon actually<br />
had with <strong>the</strong>ir mo<strong>the</strong>rs. I have read all <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>se and I<br />
loved <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>.<br />
The book covers such diverse topics as Jewish<br />
Guide to Life (from Bar Mitzvahs to Bowels) and<br />
Jewish Foods (do you know what gefilte fish really<br />
is?) It even has a final exam on <strong>the</strong> last couple <strong>of</strong><br />
pages. (I have not taken it yet, I am still studying.)<br />
This book has found a permanent place in my<br />
residence. I keep in it <strong>the</strong> porcelain room, for ready<br />
reference when I need a laugh to brighten my day.<br />
The authors spent sixteen months working with<br />
artists and o<strong>the</strong>r creative people to create a unique<br />
book that deserves a place on every c<strong>of</strong>fee table,<br />
especially if you like to have interesting conversations<br />
with your guests.<br />
Jewtopia is available at all <strong>the</strong> major book-<br />
beaches<br />
nutcracker<br />
A new pair <strong>of</strong> shoes and a hot meal<br />
will be provided to an orphan in India for<br />
every ticket purchased to see The Beaches<br />
Nutcracker. The East Coast Ballet, along<br />
with dancers from Shoshanna Arts, Let’s<br />
Dance, Dace Mania, Nancy Dance & Polly<br />
B’s, have joined with <strong>the</strong> non-pr<strong>of</strong>it “I-58<br />
projects” to make this holiday ballet not<br />
only special for <strong>the</strong> beaches, but special<br />
across <strong>the</strong> ocean.<br />
Mindi Mende, Artistic Director <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
East Coast Ballet, feels confident that this<br />
partnership will be a success. “I-58 is an<br />
organization dedicated to raising orphaned<br />
children in India, where children are abandoned<br />
for being <strong>the</strong> wrong gender or for<br />
any type <strong>of</strong> small ailment. Because <strong>the</strong><br />
Nutcracker is ab<strong>out</strong> childhood memories,<br />
we wanted to give a good memory to a<br />
less fortunate child. This talented cast <strong>of</strong><br />
65 is greatly motivated, knowing that <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
dancing will leave an impact on <strong>the</strong>se little<br />
lives. Each audience member, by <strong>com</strong>ing<br />
and being entertained this holiday<br />
season, will be helping to provide <strong>the</strong>se<br />
children with a pair <strong>of</strong> shoes and a hot<br />
meal!“ More information on this unique<br />
organization can be found at www.i58projects.org.<br />
The Beaches Nutcracker has been<br />
moved to Fletcher High School. “The<br />
Fletcher Auditorium seats approximately<br />
950 people. We are excited to be in <strong>the</strong><br />
beautifully renovated <strong>the</strong>atre and have <strong>the</strong><br />
stores. You can get more information by putting <strong>the</strong><br />
title into any Internet search engine. Or, if I have not<br />
convinced you to buy this book as a present, why<br />
don’t you call Bryan Fogel’s mo<strong>the</strong>r Linda at (303)<br />
575-1388 or Sam Wolfson’s mo<strong>the</strong>r Arlene at (904)<br />
346-1146 and let <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> persuade you. They wel<strong>com</strong>e<br />
your <strong>com</strong>ments ab<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> show in New York, if you<br />
have had <strong>the</strong> chance to see it, or your own review <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> book after you read it. These numbers are REAL,<br />
and on <strong>the</strong> back <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> book. (Yes, <strong>the</strong>y will call you<br />
back, honest!)<br />
I caught up with Sam and his mo<strong>the</strong>r Arlene<br />
at <strong>the</strong> Barnes and Noble Bookstore book signing in<br />
Mandarin. That was a big success and I now believe<br />
everything is <strong>the</strong> book is true! (Well almost). They<br />
convinced me that it is a chosen book for special<br />
people!!<br />
opportunity to touch <strong>the</strong> lives <strong>of</strong> so many this<br />
Christmas.”<br />
The Beaches’ Nutcracker show will be<br />
held on December 16 at 7 p.m. The show<br />
includes dozens <strong>of</strong> local performers <strong>of</strong> all<br />
ages sharing <strong>the</strong>ir talents as classical ballet<br />
dancers, musicians, vocalists, and more. To<br />
purchase tickets, please contact East Coast<br />
Ballet at 241-1266.<br />
culture & arts<br />
DECEMBER<br />
14 Holiday Hoopla For Adults Cummer Museum, Jax<br />
14-16 “A Tuna Christmas?” Players By <strong>the</strong> Sea, Jax Beach<br />
14-16 Fruits <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Spirit Art Show Be<strong>the</strong>l Gallery, Ponte Vedra<br />
14-16 EB Scrooge” A S<strong>out</strong>hern Fried Carol Theatre<br />
Jacksonville, Jax<br />
14-16 Comedian Adam Ace Atlantic Theatres, Atlantic Beach<br />
14-17 FCCJ Artist Series “Menopause The Musical”<br />
Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
14-20 Precious Objects Exhibition Cultural Center, Ponte Vedra<br />
14-24 “Christmas Carole” The Alhambra Dinner Theatre, Jax<br />
14-24 “Every Christmas Story Ever Told! Shakespeare Festival<br />
UCF, Orlando<br />
14-31 Visit With Santa Claus Adventure Landing, Jax Beach & Jax<br />
14-31 Grossology Exhibition MOSH, Jax<br />
14-JAN. 1 Plaza Ice Palace Downtown Community Plaza, Gainesville<br />
14-JAN. 1 Exhibit: Small Packages Block 27 Gallery, Jax<br />
14-JAN. 7 Bloom: Paintings and Constructions by Luis Cruz<br />
Azaceta JMOMA, Jax<br />
14-JAN. 7 Holiday Planetarium Programs MOSH, Jax<br />
14-JAN. 7 “Greetings! Limelight Theatre, St. Augustine<br />
14-JAN. 14 “Christmas Presence” Shades <strong>of</strong> Grace Artists<br />
Presbyterian Church, Ponte Vedra<br />
15 Holiday Sounds-Riverside Fine Arts Series Church <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
Good Shepherd, Jax<br />
15 How To use Plants For <strong>the</strong> Holidays Duval County Extension<br />
Service, Jax<br />
15-16 Florida Ballet “The Nutcracker” Florida Theatre, Jax<br />
15-16 “Greetings!” First Coast Theatre, Jax<br />
15-17 JSO “Holiday Pops” Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
16 Rusty Evans in A Johnny Cash Holiday Tribute Thrasher<br />
Horne Center, Orange Park<br />
16 The Cracked Nut Flagler Auditorium, Palm Coast<br />
16 Home for <strong>the</strong> Holidays-JSO Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
16 Art Adventures-Card Making Cummer Museum, Jax<br />
16 The Children’s Christmas Party <strong>of</strong> Jacksonville Prime<br />
Osborn Center, Jax<br />
16 A Johnny Cash Holiday Tribute Thrasher Horne Center,<br />
Orange Park<br />
16 Soul Release Poetry Boomtown, Jax<br />
16 Annual Living Nativity “The Perfect Gift” Holy Family<br />
Catholic Church, Jax<br />
16 FCCJ Artist Series-Big Band Broadcast FCCJ Wilson<br />
Center, Jax<br />
16 Beaches Nutcracker Benefit Fletcher High School<br />
Auditorium, Jax Beach<br />
17 JSO Sounds <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Season Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
17 First Coast Clarinet Society Concert Main Library, Jax<br />
17 Hip Hop & Gospel Y<strong>out</strong>h Ministry holiday Celebration<br />
Wyndham Riverwalk, Jax<br />
18-JAN 5 Holiday Zoo Camp For Children Jax Zoo, Jax<br />
19 9 th Annual Jacksonville Beach Pier Dance Benefit Casa<br />
Marina, Jax Beach<br />
20-21 “The Santaland Diaries” Oasis Theatre MOCA, Jax<br />
21 JSO-Christmas With Clay Aiken Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
21 An Artful Celebration Cummer Museum, Jax<br />
21-JAN. 29 FAB Fest: Future Artists <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Beaches Cummer<br />
Museum, Jax<br />
22-23 “Santaland Diaries” ABET, Atlantic Beach<br />
22-MAR. 18 Temples and Tombs: Treasures <strong>of</strong> Egyptian Art<br />
Cummer Museum, jax<br />
27-29 Holiday Camps MOSH, Jax<br />
27-31 Camp Bike 06 Jane Macon Middle School, GA<br />
31 “Murder on <strong>the</strong> Happy Trail” Dave & Buster’s, Jax<br />
31 New Year’s Eve Celebration/Parade Downtown, Jax<br />
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31 Beach Blast Off 2007-Fireworks & Chili Cook Off The Pier,<br />
St. Augustine Beach<br />
31 Noon Year’s Eve w/Radio Disney Jax Zoo, Jax<br />
31-FEB. 17 “The Makeover Murders” Pr<strong>of</strong>essor Plum’s<br />
Play<strong>house</strong>, Jax<br />
JANUARY<br />
3-5 Holiday Camps MOSH, Jax<br />
4-6 JSO “Beethovan’s Emperor” Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
5 Saturday Night Reunion Tour-Joe Piscopo, Victoria Jackson,<br />
Fa<strong>the</strong>r Guido Sarducci Flagler Auditorim, Palm Coast<br />
5 2 ½ Days in Genesis Featuring Suzzette Solano The Art<br />
Center, Jax<br />
5-27 “Rumors” Orange Park Community Theatre, Orange Park<br />
6 Jane Austin Society Meeting European Street, Jax<br />
6 Sanctuary Tour/Nightime Feeding Catty Shack Wildlife Ranch, Jax<br />
6 Story Time-Meet The Author “Ocean Commotion” Barnes &<br />
Noble/San Jose, Jax<br />
8 UNF String Competition Winner in Recital UNF, Jax<br />
10-FEB. 4 “King Lear” Shakespeare Festival UCF, Orlando<br />
11 FCCJ Artist Series-One Thousand and One Nights Performing<br />
Arts Center, Jax<br />
12 An Evening <strong>of</strong> Musical Song & Dance Thrasher Horne<br />
Center, Orange Park<br />
12 JSO “How Suite It Is!” Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
12 E<strong>the</strong>l Merman’s Broadway Flagler Auditorium, Palm Coast<br />
12 FCCJ Artist Series-Bulgarian State Opera Performing Arts<br />
Center, Jax<br />
12-13 Big Yard Sale Catty Shack Wildlife Ranch, Jax<br />
12-27 “The Rainmaker” ABET, Atlantic Beach<br />
12-27 “Leading Ladies” Theatre Jacksonville, Jax<br />
12-MAR. 11 Celebrating Black Hisotry Exhibit MOSH, Jax<br />
13 Auditions: Fat Pig 2pm ABET, Atlantic Beach<br />
13 Auditions: Jacksonville Symphony Chorus 3:30pm JU Fine<br />
Arts Building, Jax<br />
13 JSO with Seven Nations Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
13 Science <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Circus MOSH, Jax<br />
13-FEB. 24 Classes For Children-Drawing & Painting MOCA, Jax<br />
14 Absolute Auction Catty Shack Wildlife Ranch, Jax<br />
15 Auditions: Fat Pig 7pm ABET, Atlantic Beach<br />
15 Martin Lu<strong>the</strong>r King, Jr. Day MOSH, Jax<br />
15 Class: Traditional Oil Paintings with Sydney McKenna Cultural<br />
Center, Ponte Vedra<br />
16 “Music <strong>of</strong> Our Time” UNF, Jax<br />
17 Ritz Chamber Players Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
17-18 FCCJ Artist Series-Golden Dragon Acrobats <strong>of</strong> China<br />
FCCJ Wilson Center, Jax<br />
18 Pulp Fiction Theatre Boomtown, Jax<br />
18-20 “See How They Run” DASOTA, Jax<br />
19 “Einstein Alive!” Theatreworks FCCJ Wilson Center, Jax<br />
19-20 JSO “The Motown Experience” Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
20 Lecture Series: Lives <strong>of</strong> Objects-Artists and Patrons in Ancient<br />
Egypt Main Library, Jax<br />
21 JSO Family Series Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
22 Beaches Fine Arts Series-Joshua Bell Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
22 Brahms String Quartet & Clarinet Quintet UNF, Jax<br />
23 Clarinet Virtuoso Guy Yehuda Library, Ponte Vedra Beach<br />
23-28 “Sweet Charity” FCCJ Artist Series Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
25 “Rip Van Winkle” Theatreworks Florida Theatre, Jax<br />
25 “I Can’t Stop Loving You-The Music <strong>of</strong> Ray Charles” UNF<br />
Fine Arts Center, Jax<br />
25 JSO “Beethoven’s Fourth Symphony” Performing Arts Center, Jax<br />
26-28 13 th Annual Official Electric Football Super Bowl &<br />
Convention Embassy Suites, Jax<br />
26-APR. 8 O<strong>the</strong>r Worlds: The Landscape in Contemporary Art<br />
Museum <strong>of</strong> Contemporary Art, Jax<br />
26-APR. 8 Second Skins: Sculptural Soundsuits & Tondos by<br />
Nick Cave MOCA, Jax<br />
28 december 14-20, 2006 | entertaining u newspaper<br />
thrash art<br />
derek hess wishes he had a hammer<br />
by jon bosworth jaxvillain@yahoo.<strong>com</strong><br />
The Gallery at Screen Arts is a gallery that<br />
gives far more than this town deserves. They are<br />
always showcasing world-class artists from all over<br />
<strong>the</strong> country right alongside locals such as Mark<br />
George and Ian Chase. St. Augustine might seem like<br />
a drive, but when you walk into <strong>the</strong> modern art that<br />
is Screen Arts, you will realize it was worth it.<br />
And that’s before you even see <strong>the</strong> art.<br />
Among <strong>the</strong> standards at Screen Arts seems<br />
to be <strong>the</strong> showing <strong>of</strong> artists that are not classicly<br />
trained and have a rock and roll element to <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
work. Derek Hess is no exception to that standard.<br />
Hess dropped <strong>out</strong> <strong>of</strong> art school and got work booking<br />
for a club in his hometown <strong>of</strong> Cleveland, Ohio.<br />
While most flyers for rock shows were being made<br />
with graphics programs and <strong>com</strong>puters, Hess decided<br />
to make his <strong>the</strong> old fashioned way; he drew<br />
<strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>. It didn’t take long for his frenetic lines and<br />
insightful approach to his subjects to garner him<br />
some deserved attention.<br />
Hess’ art has a gesture drawing style that creates<br />
a jittery sketch that is alive and self-aware. He<br />
usually focuses on characters, sometimes people<br />
and sometimes animals, and his shaky repeating<br />
lines give <strong>the</strong> character a sense <strong>of</strong> uncertain and<br />
unfocused energy. Musicians such as Helmet, R.L.<br />
Burnside, and more recently, Motion City Soundtrack<br />
have grabbed on to that style and used it to represent<br />
<strong>the</strong> kinetic ideal <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir music.<br />
Between a national feature in Newsweek in<br />
1994 and some internationally released album covers,<br />
Hess became nationally known and his work<br />
was suddenly in demand. From drawing flyers for<br />
shows he was promoting to seeing those very posters<br />
framed in galleries, <strong>the</strong> transition must have been<br />
intimidating.<br />
In 2000 he did his first showing in Jacksonville<br />
at a small home décor shop in San Marco. Je was<br />
down-to-earth and unassuming. At <strong>the</strong> time he even<br />
seemed a little taken aback by his celebrity status,<br />
but to me he had not only designed, but created a<br />
portrait <strong>of</strong> R.L. Burnside, a veritable blues legend.<br />
Hess’ current show at Screen Arts, If I Had A<br />
Hammer, continues his energetic and sometimes<br />
quixotic tradition <strong>of</strong> art that feels alive with a pulse. It<br />
isn’t happy shiny art, and that’s what makes it stand<br />
<strong>out</strong> from o<strong>the</strong>r artists, and also what helped him<br />
make <strong>the</strong> transition from band flyer art to gallery art.<br />
This showing is going on at Screen Arts until <strong>the</strong> end<br />
<strong>of</strong> January, so make <strong>the</strong> trip <strong>out</strong> to Saint Augustine’s<br />
First Friday Art Walk on January 5th and catch this<br />
excellent show along with Screen Arts’ permanent<br />
collection <strong>of</strong> cutting-edge artists from here and<br />
around <strong>the</strong> world.<br />
Derek Hess said on his website <strong>of</strong> The Gallery<br />
at Screen Arts: “My show at Screen Arts in St. Augustine<br />
Florida was AWESOME! They run a tight ship<br />
<strong>the</strong>re, pro all <strong>the</strong> way, all bases covered, very nice.<br />
Thanks go <strong>out</strong> to Rob DePiazza, <strong>the</strong> captain, he’s <strong>the</strong><br />
man. If you live in St. Augustine/Jacksonville consider<br />
yourself lucky to have a place like that.”<br />
Indeed he is correct, so go and see what it is<br />
that everyone, world-class artists and everyday art<br />
lovers, are talking ab<strong>out</strong>.
talk to me<br />
jaguars vs. colts<br />
by BRENTON CROZIER bdcrozier@gmail.<strong>com</strong><br />
Julie and Allen Moore<br />
Commercials with Peyton Manning are an inescapable<br />
part <strong>of</strong> television enjoyment, and it appears<br />
that his acting activities have be<strong>com</strong>e so prevalent<br />
that his football talents are suffering.<br />
The golden quarterback <strong>of</strong> our age has put<br />
his charisma behind endorsing credit cards, hawking<br />
cell phones, and making Gatorade <strong>the</strong> preferred<br />
beverage <strong>of</strong> impressionable fans across <strong>the</strong> land.<br />
This huge amount <strong>of</strong> continued exposure is definitely<br />
good for his bank account, but is it good for <strong>the</strong> Indianapolis<br />
faithful?<br />
Jaguar devotees Julie and Allen Moore are not<br />
losing any sleep over Manning’s distractions. Julie<br />
adamantly agreed with me that when juxtaposed<br />
with 3 losses <strong>out</strong> <strong>of</strong> his last 4 games, his acting<br />
career has been detrimental to his game. In fact, <strong>the</strong><br />
Moores are just sick and tired <strong>of</strong> seeing his face all<br />
over <strong>the</strong>ir television screen.<br />
Our conversation naturally progressed from<br />
<strong>the</strong> <strong>com</strong>mercial mayhem to <strong>the</strong> consumerism <strong>of</strong><br />
Christmas. Forced segue? You be <strong>the</strong> judge. I asked<br />
Julie and Allen what <strong>the</strong>ir Christmas wish list this<br />
year was. They thoughtfully expressed that <strong>the</strong>y simply<br />
wanted to spend <strong>the</strong> holiday with <strong>the</strong>ir family in<br />
Colorado. Nothing makes you fonder <strong>of</strong> family than<br />
good geography.<br />
This heartwarming wish reminded me <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
most important aspects <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> holiday season. However,<br />
when asked if <strong>the</strong>y would trade in <strong>the</strong>ir Colo-<br />
rado trip for a Jaguars<br />
Super Bowl appearance<br />
this year, <strong>the</strong>y answered<br />
“Hell yeah” with<strong>out</strong><br />
an ounce hesitation. I<br />
guess we all have our<br />
price.<br />
While Maurice<br />
Jones-Drew and Fred<br />
Taylor were running a<br />
track meet around Alltel<br />
field, <strong>the</strong> Colts were<br />
probably putting a good<br />
run defense on <strong>the</strong><br />
top <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir Christmas<br />
list. The utter lack <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>com</strong>petition caused my<br />
mind to wander fur<strong>the</strong>r<br />
into <strong>the</strong> concepts <strong>of</strong><br />
football being merely<br />
a vehicle by which<br />
<strong>com</strong>mercials reach <strong>the</strong><br />
multitudes and <strong>the</strong> Christmas season that cannot be<br />
separated from capitalistic endeavors. Have we all<br />
lost our way like Peyton?<br />
I waded through <strong>the</strong> fans and bumped into my<br />
good friends Donnie and Jamie Dusinberre right<br />
<strong>out</strong>side <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Bud Zone. We discussed <strong>the</strong>se various<br />
issues while quenching our thirst with ice-cold<br />
Pepsis. The conversation turned to <strong>the</strong> <strong>com</strong>peting<br />
number 18 Reebok jerseys; that <strong>of</strong> Matt Jones and<br />
Peyton Manning respectively. We were distracted by<br />
<strong>the</strong> Winn-Dixie check mascot on <strong>the</strong> scoreboard, but<br />
quickly snapped back to <strong>the</strong> conversation at hand.<br />
After reminiscing ab<strong>out</strong> old times and chatting<br />
ab<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> types <strong>of</strong> things that friends chat ab<strong>out</strong>, we<br />
parted ways to go back to our seats. It was from <strong>the</strong><br />
<strong>com</strong>fort <strong>of</strong> my press box seat that I witnessed <strong>the</strong><br />
Colts get flattened and realized that <strong>com</strong>mercial entities<br />
aren’t always so bad. Let’s get down to brass<br />
tacks, with<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> Budweiser and Reebok paraphernalia<br />
adorning <strong>the</strong> stadium, we wouldn’t have a cool<br />
place to meet with friends, enjoy great wea<strong>the</strong>r, pay<br />
an arm and a leg if you’re thirsty enough and raise<br />
our hands for fantastic football.<br />
So let us raise our pricey Budweiser to Peyton<br />
Manning and his affinity for being in front <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
camera. And <strong>of</strong> course, raise <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> to <strong>the</strong> Jaguars,<br />
who make <strong>the</strong> football fellowship so much sweeter<br />
when <strong>the</strong>y win so big.<br />
Random thoughts from a cluttered mind...<br />
THE<br />
JOCK<br />
BY: TOM WEPPEL<br />
JAGUARS<br />
To me, its amazing how much different people<br />
feel after a Jaguars victory, as opposed to a Jaguars<br />
loss.<br />
When <strong>the</strong> Jags win, total euphoria and happiness<br />
reigns. The team is great, <strong>the</strong> players are great,<br />
<strong>the</strong> coach and QB are <strong>the</strong> best, and <strong>the</strong> team is going<br />
all <strong>the</strong> way. After a loss, though, we hear that everyone<br />
should be fired and <strong>the</strong> team should start from<br />
scratch. And people, I’m NOT joking!<br />
Should I now state that people are simply overreacting?<br />
I think fans need to be<strong>com</strong>e a little more<br />
tolerant <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> situation and look at <strong>the</strong> ‘big picture’<br />
with a lot more focus. There’s no need to call <strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
entire franchise after a loss. Meanwhile, it is indeed<br />
nice to see people celebrating after a win, but we<br />
don’t need parades!<br />
So now, Jacksonville travels to Nashville to take<br />
on Jeff Fisher and those evil Titans. When Tennessee<br />
came here earlier in <strong>the</strong> season, Jacksonville laid a<br />
37-7 bludgeoning on <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>. The Titans will certainly<br />
have that in <strong>the</strong> back <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir minds when <strong>the</strong>y <strong>com</strong>e<br />
<strong>out</strong> to play. Factor in Tennessee having won <strong>the</strong>ir last<br />
four games, and we know that this could be a very<br />
dangerous opponent for <strong>the</strong> Jags. It will certainly be<br />
a challenging contest. We shall see what happens.<br />
NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE<br />
There are certainly some interesting contests<br />
this weekend, and many <strong>of</strong> <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> have play<strong>of</strong>f implications,<br />
with<strong>out</strong> question.<br />
In <strong>the</strong> NFC East, <strong>the</strong> Cowboys surprisingly only<br />
have a one-game lead on <strong>the</strong> Giants and Eagles.<br />
Dallas will face a tough Falcon squad on Saturday<br />
evening, while Philadelphia and New York will tangle<br />
on Sunday in <strong>the</strong> Meadowlands. That should be an<br />
interesting match up.<br />
The struggling Carolina Pan<strong>the</strong>rs will host<br />
<strong>the</strong> Steelers, who have assumed <strong>the</strong> role <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> underdog, now that <strong>the</strong>y are <strong>out</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
play<strong>of</strong>f hunt. Carolina has lost more games<br />
this season because <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir defensive play,<br />
which is odd, considering <strong>the</strong> coaching<br />
background <strong>of</strong> head coach John Fox.<br />
In <strong>the</strong> AFC, <strong>the</strong> Jets, Chiefs, and Broncos<br />
all lost last week, while <strong>the</strong> Bengals won<br />
to keep pace with <strong>the</strong> Jags. Cincinnati now<br />
goes to Indy to face a Colts team that is<br />
strongly looking for a victory. The Chiefs<br />
will have a hard time in San Diego, while <strong>the</strong><br />
Broncos mustn’t overlook a Cardinal squad<br />
that beat Seattle last week.<br />
This all will make for ano<strong>the</strong>r unpredictable<br />
weekend, as we all have seen so far, in <strong>the</strong><br />
National Football League.<br />
NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION<br />
As <strong>of</strong> Wednesday, Allen Iverson was still a<br />
member <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Philadelphia 76ers. You can make all<br />
<strong>the</strong> observations you wish on this situation. Some<br />
believe <strong>the</strong>re aren’t many teams that can handle his<br />
exorbitant salary. Also, <strong>the</strong>re are only a few teams in<br />
which Iverson is willing and interested in playing for.<br />
I think a lot <strong>of</strong> this should’ve been taken care <strong>of</strong> before<br />
it was all announced. Iverson should’ve realized<br />
<strong>the</strong> limited number <strong>of</strong> options in line for his services.<br />
Now, if this deal drags on for ano<strong>the</strong>r week or so,<br />
we’re gonna hear how nobody wants Allen Iverson.<br />
Would he be able to go back and play for <strong>the</strong> Sixers<br />
again? I think not.<br />
Earlier this week, NBA Commissioner David<br />
Stern announced that <strong>the</strong> league decided to go back<br />
to using a lea<strong>the</strong>r basketball for games, as opposed<br />
to <strong>the</strong> new micr<strong>of</strong>iber ball made by Spalding. To<br />
me, this has been a crazy deal from <strong>the</strong> beginning.<br />
Were <strong>the</strong> lea<strong>the</strong>r balls be<strong>com</strong>ing <strong>out</strong>dated? Its not<br />
like players were <strong>com</strong>plaining ab<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> lea<strong>the</strong>r balls<br />
before. Also, players weren’t given a chance to test<br />
<strong>the</strong> new products to see if <strong>the</strong>y were worthy <strong>of</strong> pr<strong>of</strong>essional<br />
play.<br />
When <strong>the</strong> season began, a number <strong>of</strong> guys<br />
hated <strong>the</strong> newer balls because <strong>the</strong>y weren’t bouncing<br />
<strong>the</strong> same as <strong>the</strong> lea<strong>the</strong>r ones. They were also receiving<br />
numerous cuts and abrasions to <strong>the</strong>ir hands and<br />
fingers.<br />
So now, <strong>the</strong> NBA is reluctantly retreating in <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
push to <strong>com</strong>e <strong>out</strong> with promoting this new product.<br />
And it’s funny how we aren’t hearing any fans <strong>com</strong>plaining<br />
whatsoever.<br />
Tom Weppel talks trash on Thursdays from 7-8<br />
p.m. on WIOJ-AM 1010, and on SportsAvengers.<br />
<strong>com</strong> 24/7.<br />
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nascar news & notes<br />
by RICHARD TEAGUE TINyNASCARS@yahoo.<strong>com</strong><br />
Sí Hablo NASCAR. Hola mis amigos, bey usted<br />
no tiene ninguna idea en cuanto a lo que digo hágale?<br />
Bien hago no cualquier Bubbas y Bubbets. Usted<br />
mejor le obtiene U a ello porque el artículo estará en<br />
Espanol. Si usted cree que entonces usted puede<br />
cabalgar mi mulo cause allí ain’ T no manera que<br />
puedo mantener esto arriba. OK OK, that’s enough<br />
<strong>of</strong> that. I’m just trying to start something, but only<br />
because NASCAR started it first. It seems that NAS-<br />
CAR is starting <strong>the</strong> series up again that was formed in<br />
2004 with OCESA, which is part <strong>of</strong> a larger <strong>com</strong>pany<br />
CIE, an entertainment promoter in Latin America and<br />
Spain. With its first Busch Series race last year and<br />
<strong>the</strong>n a second one in 2006, NASCAR feels <strong>the</strong>y should<br />
start getting a corner on <strong>the</strong> marketability <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> sport<br />
in o<strong>the</strong>r countries.<br />
It seems to be <strong>the</strong> old thing where <strong>the</strong> big<br />
<strong>com</strong>pany joins <strong>the</strong> little guy and <strong>the</strong>n takes over so<br />
<strong>the</strong>y can all make big “dinero”. In Mexico last year,<br />
<strong>the</strong> Desafio Corona Series had 14 races in several<br />
big cities down <strong>the</strong>re with <strong>the</strong> help <strong>of</strong> (you-knowwho)<br />
Mr. Brian France. The name has changed, and<br />
so has <strong>the</strong> flow <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir pesos, probably. In 2007 it<br />
will be called “NASCAR Mexico Corona Series” and<br />
NASCAR’s Robbie Weiss, NASCAR Managing Director<br />
International, had this to say: “By fur<strong>the</strong>r incorporating<br />
<strong>the</strong> series under <strong>the</strong> NASCAR brand and <strong>com</strong>petition<br />
structure, we hope to create a natural bridge for teams<br />
and drivers to grow and participate in <strong>the</strong> NASCAR<br />
system.” Does that mean that more new drivers will<br />
be available to <strong>the</strong> Cup series in <strong>the</strong> future since <strong>the</strong><br />
“Buschwhackers” have all but put an end to <strong>the</strong> old<br />
way <strong>of</strong> <strong>com</strong>ing up through that series?<br />
I’ll talk ab<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> Busch Series in a minute,<br />
cause this is to good to stop here. Now, <strong>the</strong> NMCS<br />
will debut in March, on <strong>the</strong> same weekend and track<br />
that <strong>the</strong> NASCAR Busch Series is making <strong>the</strong>ir return<br />
to Mexico, along with <strong>the</strong> Rolex Sports Car Series.<br />
Y’all remember Chad Little, don’t you? He had a<br />
couple <strong>of</strong> good years in Busch but never really did<br />
too well in Cup. He’s been <strong>the</strong> director <strong>of</strong> racing<br />
development for NASCAR for two years down s<strong>out</strong>h.<br />
Chad thinks it has been great watching <strong>the</strong>se talented<br />
drivers get <strong>the</strong> opportunity to race in NASCAR, and<br />
<strong>the</strong> new series will be an even better way for <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> to<br />
display <strong>the</strong>ir abilities. Little said, “It’s an exciting time<br />
to be a part <strong>of</strong> NASCAR Mexico and build this new<br />
series.” I wonder how long before <strong>the</strong> Cup guys will<br />
be called, “Coronawhackers” and shut this way to <strong>the</strong><br />
Bigs down?<br />
Now, NASCAR hasn’t stopped s<strong>out</strong>h <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> border,<br />
as you may all ready know, next season <strong>the</strong>re will<br />
be a race in Canada and just last month Mr. Brian said<br />
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he had eyes on China and Western Europe. He wants<br />
to join up with o<strong>the</strong>r businesses in those countries<br />
and bring in NASCAR’s cl<strong>out</strong> with sponsors, <strong>the</strong> media,<br />
and licensing (marketable goodies in o<strong>the</strong>r words)<br />
so that <strong>the</strong> NFL will be in his shadow. He seems to be<br />
obsessed with being bigger and better than football<br />
and <strong>com</strong>pares NASCAR to (and copies) <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> in many<br />
ways. To be<strong>com</strong>e an international sport would make<br />
Mr. France a happy man, but just who would pay for<br />
this? The true fans <strong>of</strong> racing: US! I can see it now,<br />
several races on a weekend. And if you want to watch<br />
your favorite driver, well he’s on Pay-per-View. Channel<br />
500 this Sunday, but next week you can catch him<br />
on ABC.<br />
Where is NASCAR going in <strong>the</strong> future, and what<br />
does ISC have in store for us <strong>the</strong> next several years?<br />
Well, you’ll be getting a taste <strong>of</strong> it in 2007, and 2010<br />
may just be real scary. Now I can understand <strong>the</strong> need<br />
for a Car <strong>of</strong> Tomorrow, but while a #20 Home Depot<br />
runs here in <strong>the</strong> U.S. and a #20 En Casa Estación<br />
races in Mexico, it makes sense for <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> to all look<br />
alike. Can NASCAR grow to be as popular in all <strong>the</strong>se<br />
different countries? Will <strong>the</strong> Cup Stars be on loan to<br />
a race in China? Mr. France says no, <strong>the</strong> big names<br />
won’t go to <strong>the</strong>se foreign lands. He says. “It will be<br />
developing with someone on <strong>the</strong> ground, our style,<br />
our brand <strong>of</strong> racing, and our business model.” Just<br />
think, it all started here in <strong>the</strong> S<strong>out</strong>h by a Yankee and<br />
now <strong>the</strong> grandson is taking it worldwide, or at least he<br />
is giving it <strong>the</strong> ole college try.<br />
As for where I skipped over a few lines back,<br />
ab<strong>out</strong> <strong>the</strong> “Buschwackers,” one columnist writes,<br />
“Why, <strong>the</strong>n, is <strong>the</strong>re so much being said and written<br />
ab<strong>out</strong> what’s wrong with <strong>the</strong> Busch Series?” He goes<br />
on to refer to a term, “what now many have taken to<br />
calling ‘Cup-Lite’.” Does he have a clue as to why<br />
<strong>the</strong> Busch Series was formed? I think it was so that<br />
new young drivers, and yes teams, could <strong>com</strong>e race<br />
and not have <strong>the</strong> challenge <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> big money teams<br />
winning every time. They could develop <strong>the</strong>ir skills<br />
against each o<strong>the</strong>r so <strong>the</strong>y can win races and take<br />
home some money to help pay for <strong>the</strong>ir education and<br />
not be back in <strong>the</strong> last thirty spots <strong>of</strong> a race. So what<br />
happens when one guy wins in one race, that’s not<br />
a Cup driver, and <strong>the</strong>n he goes and signs with RYR.<br />
What happened to his team in Busch? They closed up<br />
shop. Who got <strong>the</strong> fair end <strong>of</strong> that deal?<br />
The Busch Series should be for <strong>the</strong> little guys<br />
and not <strong>the</strong> Cup Stars and owners to test <strong>the</strong>ir <strong>the</strong>ories<br />
<strong>out</strong> on a track before <strong>the</strong> Cup race. That same writer<br />
says that <strong>the</strong> fans and <strong>the</strong> sponsors get a deal. TV<br />
loves <strong>the</strong> ratings being up and <strong>the</strong> track owners don’t<br />
mind it ei<strong>the</strong>r. Why? More money for <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong>. In <strong>the</strong><br />
same breath that he says how great everything is in<br />
Busch, “cars and drivers being fielded by traditionally<br />
independent Busch teams are down and nearly <strong>out</strong>.”<br />
Well, yea! How can <strong>the</strong> smaller teams <strong>com</strong>e up with<br />
<strong>the</strong> money it takes to race Busch? It’s like <strong>the</strong> small<br />
Cup teams trying to make a spot when <strong>the</strong>re are so<br />
few to try for each week. It’s tuff and it ain’t going<br />
to stop in ei<strong>the</strong>r series. Yes, Bob Margolis <strong>of</strong> Yahoo<br />
Sports, I’m not a Buschwhacking, Cup-Liter or whatever<br />
you or anyone else wants to call a fan.<br />
I will keep right on saying it and writing ab<strong>out</strong><br />
it and don’t think that I will ever be happy with all <strong>the</strong><br />
NASCAR Nextel Cup drivers racing in <strong>the</strong> NASCAR<br />
Busch Series. They belong in Cup and Busch belongs<br />
to <strong>the</strong> FNGs and <strong>the</strong> Old Guys. NASCAR ain’t going to<br />
do a darn thing ab<strong>out</strong> it as long as people like yourself<br />
and a few drivers are OK with it and, in your case,<br />
thrilled with it. Ano<strong>the</strong>r thing that I feel we can look<br />
forward to soon in Busch is a Chase format, what<br />
with Harvick winning by more than eight hundred<br />
points. Let’s see more <strong>of</strong> <strong><strong>the</strong>m</strong> in <strong>the</strong> NASCAR Craftsman<br />
Truck Series. How b<strong>out</strong> it? I wonder <strong>of</strong> a Cup guy<br />
could drive a full season in all three <strong>of</strong> NASCAR’s top<br />
series? All right I’m done and if you want me you can<br />
find me at tinynascars@yahoo.<strong>com</strong>, and just like all<br />
ways: If it ain’t NASCAR, It ain’t s**t!
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