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8<br />

Th e To P 10<br />

Signs You’re Obsessed with facebook<br />

(Andrew Schreyer - Contributing Writer)<br />

10. You created a pr<strong>of</strong>ile for your kitty.<br />

9 If someone rejects your friend request, you show up at their door<br />

and tearfully demand to know why.<br />

8. You’ve been diagnosed with something called “Facebook Butt.”<br />

7. If you don’t update your page for 10 minutes, friends assume you died.<br />

6. You plan to name your daughter Gracebook.<br />

5. <strong>The</strong> only photos on your Facebook page are <strong>of</strong> you<br />

uploading photos to your Facebook page.<br />

4. (no number four - writer on Facebook)<br />

3. When your roommate sneezes,<br />

you change your status to “Gesundheit.”<br />

2. If your computer freezes, you hit it with a<br />

“Facebook for Dummies” book.<br />

1. You’re reading this list on your Facebook page.<br />

Th e mi d d l e<br />

SUDOKU<br />

Vo l u m e 58<br />

issue 14

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