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Top Ten Signs an NbA Game is Fixed
Andrew Schreyer - Contributing Writer
10. Game starts 20 minutes before visiting team arrives.
9. Tip-off always goes to the player with the largest salary.
8. At the end of the first quarter, the score is 179 to 2.
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7. Missed three-pointers count for two points if they’re “pretty close.”
6. Whenever he’s open, the referee takes a shot.
5. Scoreboard has disclaimer: “All Scores Approximate.”
4. The team loses even though it led in points, delegates, and the popular vote.
3. Fan scores 25 points from his seat -- in the back row.
2. They announce the final score at halftime.
1. The Timberwolves are winning.
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