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is tell them what you want ACROSS
3. One of 52 in a
to know about your crush 1. Native of South America deck
and let them do all the 5. Without companionship 4. Forelimb
spying. Think of them as 10. Naked
5. An ointment
your own personal winged- 14. Close by
6. Averse
monkeys like in the Wizard 15. Cords
7. Chooses
16. Not closed
8. Born
love in 573 of Oz.
17. Ends
9. A yellow-brown
Be observant: Many good
how to stalk
19. Klutz
garnet
detectives know that the
20. Peculiar
10. A short jacket
your crush secret to profiling a person
21. Insect eggs
for women
isn’t about stumbling upon
without be-
22. City in south central 11. Indicates omit-
clues, but paying attention Ukraine
ted letters in a word
ing creepy to body language, tone of 24. Skin irritation
12. Utilize again
Let me first start off by voice and facial expres- 25. Made a sound of derision 13. Inward 18. In-
saying that I’m not endorssions. The way he twirls 26. African desert
troduction (abbrev.)
ing the kind of stalking his pen over and over in his 29. Mariner
23. Anagram of
where you threaten or hand during lectures may 30. San Antonio fort “Lode”
scare the object of your show that he’s bored. Or 31. Not glossy
24. Metrical unit of
affections. That’s illegal in his constant wisecracking 32. Lyric poem
syllables
35. Attire
25. A smooth fabric
most states, and basically in class may reveal that
36. Unit of radioactivity 26. A narrative
downright creepy. These he is insecure around his
37. Found on a cowboy’s 27. Winged
tips are for those of us who classmates.
boot
28. Torment
want to know everything Don’t be a weirdo: No mat-
38. Macaws
29. Indian dresses
about our crushes without ter how tempting it is, do
39. Sink
31. Contemplates
them discovering our not rummage through his
40. An anesthetic
33. A song for 2
unhealthy obsession for trash. You might discover
41. Stock certificates 34. Makes a
them. Make a list: When he loves Hungry Man fried
43. Says “Hello”
mistake
you first set out to stalk chicken TV dinners, but
44. Not outsides
36. Reckless
your crush think about you won’t learn much else. 46. Become larger 37. Ragout 39.
what you want to learn. And if you get caught, his 47. A young unmarried Invite (archaic)
Do you want to know if family may call the cops woman
40. Jagged
he secretly videotapes and your cover would be 48. Historical periods 42. Snake sounds
episodes of the Power Puff blown.
49. Murmur lovingly 43. Small stones
Girls? Or that he takes tap Hopefully these stalk- 52. Untruths
44. A do-nothing
dancing lessons? Perhaps ing tips will help you in 53. Invigorating
45. Nigerian mon-
you just want to know if your crush research. Just 56. Sea eagle
etary unit
57. Marten
46. Bar & _____
he likes girls who read Hot remember to act like a real
58. East Asian unit of weight 48. A Tuscan island
Rod Monthly. Write a list person, and not a freak.
59. Rodents
49. Italian greeting
of all the facts you want Don’t laugh at his jokes in
60. A chip or fragment 50. 1 1 1 1
to uncover while stalk- class too hard. Don’t pitch
61. Flexible tube
51. Look amorously
ing. This will make your a tent outside his bedroom
DOWN
54. Short sleep
research into his life more window. Just be yourself,
1. Within
55. The utmost
organized.
even if you’re caught hold-
2. Require
degree
Get the basics: It’s pretty ing the binoculars.
easy to learn a lot about a
guy from simple information.
When you know his
birthday, you can look up
his zodiac sign that should
reveal a lot about the fella.
Do the legwork: If he
walks home from school,
follow him. See where he
goes. He might have an afternoon
job at the local art
supplies store. Or maybe
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he practices guitar in his
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way, you’ll be sure to learn
something about him you
didn’t know before. Just
don’t duck behind trees
when he looks over his
shoulder at you. If you act
like you’re just doing your
usual routine, he won’t
think he’s being followed.
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