24 GoodWeekend july 14, 2012 - David Leser
24 GoodWeekend july 14, 2012 - David Leser
24 GoodWeekend july 14, 2012 - David Leser
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ear<br />
mark carnegie is not your<br />
average investment banker. he has<br />
called for higher taxes for the<br />
rich, for a start. then there is the<br />
expletive-laden negotiation style.<br />
he talks to david leser about<br />
anger, equality, money and family.<br />
photograph by Tim Bauer<br />
his is how corporate power sometimes reveals itself when you’re<br />
the smartest and most aggressive guy in the room. Three business executives<br />
are seated at a long table inside the Australian boardroom of Lazard,<br />
one of the most venerable investment banks in the world. The room is<br />
framed by glorious, sweeping views of Sydney Harbour and the Opera<br />
House. Across the table from the three businessmen are two investment<br />
tyros from Britain, Simon Franks and Dean Dorrell, both of whom have<br />
been invited to the meeting by investment banker and senior adviser to<br />
Lazard, Mark Carnegie.<br />
The Brits are experts in buying and turning around distressed businesses<br />
and Carnegie wants them here today, ostensibly to offer some restructuring<br />
advice to the three men who are about to be hit by a freight train.<br />
Carnegie has poured considerable money into the three men’s light-<br />
engineering firm and their venture is now in deep trouble.<br />
Suddenly, the tall, dark wooden doors fly open and in walks the hulking<br />
figure of Carnegie. He offers no greeting, sits down at the table alongside<br />
the two Englishmen, glares at the chief executive facing him and lets loose:<br />
“MATE, YOU’RE F…ED. YOU’RE F…ED. I’M NOT HAVING ANY MORE<br />
OF IT. IT’S OVER. YOU’RE OUT. YOU’RE HOPELESS. YOU’RE F…ED.”<br />
The blood collectively drains from all three faces, and the chief executive<br />
is practically in tears. Carnegie pounds the table, stands up, storms out of<br />
the room and slams the heavy doors, causing the entire room to shudder.<br />
The meeting has lasted less than 30 seconds.<br />
Simon Franks wishes he’d videoed the scene. “I was always considered to<br />
be the more fly-off-the-handle guy,” he says, “but Mark makes me blush.<br />
He’s the Ali G of business. I’ve been at [subsequent] meetings where I’ve<br />
cringed … like, ‘I can’t believe he said that.’ ”<br />
Dean Dorrell, now managing director of Carnegie’s new venture-capitalraising<br />
business, M. H. Carnegie & Co, says, “My immediate interpretation<br />
was I wondered if Mark was all there, but then I wondered whether he’d just<br />
used us totally for effect.”<br />
For years, stories have circulated through the corridors of corporate<br />
Australia about the colourful, obscenity-filled language of one of Australia’s<br />
most intriguing, successful and polarising business figures. “He’s a terrorist,”<br />
says one person who declined to be identified. “You’d never take him into<br />
a meeting.”<br />
John Singleton, Carnegie’s business partner for more than 20 years, says,<br />
“I’m seen to have an expletive-laden vocabulary but compared to Mark I’m a<br />
choirboy. He’s like a bear. You wake it up and it’s angry. Mark would rather be<br />
eating fine food or drinking fine wine with fine company, listening to fine<br />
music, so if you’re going to make him talk about something like privatising<br />
in the boardroom The<br />
egaliTarian<br />
capiTalisT: investor<br />
and philanthropist mark<br />
carnegie (opposite, at<br />
his home in may) has<br />
been described as a<br />
“terrorist”, “the ali g<br />
of business” and “a<br />
massive f…ing intellect”.<br />
the ferries [a venture Singleton and Carnegie<br />
once considered], he’s going to get angry.”<br />
Singleton then offers a fair impersonation of a<br />
talking bear with a sore head: “F…ing ferries, f…<br />
ing transport c…s. They don’t do any f…ing<br />
thing. The f…ing things will sink, there’s no<br />
f…ing money in it … Grrrrrrrr … Well, now I’m<br />
awake I may as well kill something.”<br />
Singleton’s son, Jack Singleton, offers his own<br />
insights into the Carnegie style. “Mark will just<br />
keep turning the screws. He says the things that<br />
everyone thinks but no one is prepared to say.”<br />
Last year, Carnegie accompanied the younger<br />
Singleton to a meeting in a lawyer’s office in<br />
Sydney. Jack Singleton believed that a larger rival<br />
was sabotaging one of his companies and wanted<br />
Carnegie’s support. He briefed Carnegie in the<br />
lift before they met their adversaries.<br />
“I said, ‘Mate, what are you going to say?’ And<br />
he [Carnegie] says, ‘You don’t need to know the<br />
words; just come along with me.’ ” Carnegie<br />
walked into the room and exploded, waving<br />
around documents he hadn’t yet read. “YOU<br />
C…S HAVE SPENT YEARS F…ING THESE<br />
GUYS’ BUSINESS AND WE’RE NOW GOING<br />
TO F… YOURS.”<br />
Jack Singleton believes the word c… was used<br />
about 38 times before Carnegie stormed out into<br />
an adjoining room, poured himself a glass of<br />
water and let a big grin settle across his face.<br />
it takes a while to step out of the shadows<br />
of a powerful father, especially when that father<br />
happens to be “Rod the God”.<br />
At 79 years of age, Sir Roderick Carnegie is still<br />
an urbane, imposing figure with a straight-fromthe-shoulder<br />
style. His first words when we sit<br />
down in the exclusive dining room of the<br />
Australian Club in Sydney to discuss his eldest<br />
son are: “So what the hell is this about?”<br />
During much of the second half of the 20th<br />
century, Sir Roderick bestrode the world of<br />
Australian business – an Oxford and Harvard<br />
superstar who set up the Australian arm of global<br />
management consultancy McKinsey & Company<br />
in 1962, and then went on to serve as chief executive<br />
and chairman of CRA Ltd (now Rio Tinto<br />
Group) through the 1970s and ’80s, as well as<br />
president of the Business Council of Australia.<br />
To the casual observer, he and Carmen, his tall,<br />
elegant wife, were born-to-rule establishment<br />
figures, with a home in Toorak, a holiday house<br />
on the Mornington Peninsula and connections<br />
(through his wife’s family, the Clarkes) all the way<br />
back to the pioneers of the Western District.<br />
Sir Roderick’s parents, Douglas and Margaret<br />
Carnegie, were Poll Hereford breeders and incandescent<br />
figures within Australian cultural circles<br />
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