Visitor Info Line - Kaipara Konnection - Dargaville.BIZ
Visitor Info Line - Kaipara Konnection - Dargaville.BIZ
Visitor Info Line - Kaipara Konnection - Dargaville.BIZ
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the<br />
work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.<br />
Voted TUANZ Best Carrier Of The Year 2009<br />
his/her glory all around, S/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing<br />
appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful<br />
effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.<br />
Following last years well-publicised case, everyone is advised that<br />
Equal Opportunities legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the<br />
redness of any part of Mr R Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr<br />
R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and<br />
disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.<br />
While it is acknowledged that gift bearing is a common practice in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient,<br />
everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This<br />
applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are<br />
specifically precluded, while caution is advised regarding other common gifts such as aromatic resins that may evoke<br />
allergic reactions.<br />
Finally, in the recent instance of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have<br />
been advised and will be arriving shortly.<br />
Updated Excerpts From The Workboot Councillors Blog:<br />
http://www.theworkbootcouncillor.net.nz/workboot-blogs/<br />
House of Cards Posted by WorkBoot on 21 December 2011<br />
The Council had a special meeting on 20 December. The subject was the $5 million dollars unaccounted or<br />
misaccounted for in the current annual plan budget and another $2 million or so deficits from the previous year. You can<br />
read the report here<br />
The Council voted to head towards borrowing a further $2.5 million with WorkBoot being the only opposing voter. You<br />
can read the press release here<br />
Comments and feedback are welcome here<br />
Two catchphrases dominate Council’s euphemistic vernacular at present and can be translated as follows - “Going<br />
forward/ Looking forward” = all is forgiven for the wrongs of the past and we accept no responsibility “addressing these<br />
issues as part of the Long Term Plan process” = massive rates increases paid by you<br />
Clive ‘Legal Eagle’ Boonham has completed his analysis of Council’s non-compliance with the Local Government Act<br />
here. We all remain deeply indebted to Clive for his unpaid work in assisting us to understand these issues. Thank<br />
him for his efforts on behalf of the community by at least reading the document. I’ll be working to see this gets proper<br />
consideration but remain a lone voice on Council.<br />
Comments on Clive’s work can be made here<br />
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